Defend this, Pokefags

Defend this, Pokefags

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I would

cool madoka reference

Ok

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I honestly can't anymore.

>septentriones in pokemon

no
stop
Masuda you can't just copy a better series

based

>he's actually buying it after the shitstorm he kicked up last month over the dex because he can grind raids to get to get a giant cake Pokemon that lasts three turns

this can't be fucking real

Who are you quoting
I dont care about pokemon one way or another but thats a cool madoka reference
Its super attack is even called something finale

Finally a decent lewd.

It's real and the flavor text is even worse than the design/concept

>95'5"+
What the fuck?

I want to put my dick in it

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defend what?

its a game with a focus on kids, either you accept that and either deal with it, or move on to another pocketmonsters type of game with different kinds of monsters

This

You saying kids don't deserve quality let alone quantity?

>its a game with focus on kids
Why the fuck are they making waifumon like then? You think it's marketed at kids and not otaku?

No I wont

It should have been an actual evolution instead of some shitty gimmick form

would you fuck a cake?

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user, degenerates wanting to fuck cute things doesn't make cute things inappropriate for kids. that's not how it works at all.

>waifumon
user, just because we are degenerates doesn't make it a waifumon. Is this a sexy beast?

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Is this? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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i think it can defend itself well enough with that size and rock hard frosting

>stop having negative opinions because i'm scared of confrontation

>vague cute pile of cream
>"waifumon"
I want to fuck a Tsareena and even I question your logic here. That thing is a perfectly reasonable design.

honestly i'd go as far as to say it's the first solidly good and original design we've seen from this gen.

What about this? Tsareena as the the final evolution isn't cute at all, it's clearly waifubait.
That's just a lamb, waifubait tends to be humanoid.

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I like it

It's big

Monsters should be big

Not small like that stupid fucking keychain or that stupid fucking icecream cone or that stupid fucking necklace.

Imagine the smell

fetish :)

Now you can make that stupid ice cream cone just get bigger

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tsareena is hideous though. only a degenrate would want to fuck that. the middle form is a lot better designed.
I bet you think Bellosom was designed with the intent to appeal to people who want to fuck pokemon too don't you?

my pp hard

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>Tsareena isn't cute
Now hold on son, fuck you.

Though genuinely, yes, Tsareena is intended to be a femme fatale. Nothing wrong with that being a design either. Some of theming does go into femdom territory though.

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>A
>FUCKING
>CAKE
IM FUCKING DYING Yea Forums
>B-BUT THEY'RE ONLY REMOVING THE TRASH POKEMON LIKE THE GARBAGE BAG AND THE ICE CREAM
>BOTH OF THEM ARE ALREADY CONFIRMED IN
FUCKING POKENIGGERS WILL NEVER RECOVER

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based

I think it does when it looks like a girl. Like, Pichu is cute, right? Did that look like a girl when it was revealed for Gen 2?

Honestly, I don't care about it. I would say "anymore", but I gave up before the dex controversy even happened. I even stopped caring about shitmons when the Ice Cream one came first. This is just acceptance this is what GF wants.

And honestly, them using Fairy typing as a excuse makes me wish they had this typing since gen 1. Zoomers getting mad about "muh mimic Pokeball Pokemon" boom, it's part fairy now, so it "make sense". But GF doing this shit now seems lazy instead of creative. Back then shit like Voltorb came from standard RPG practices. I don't see that with ice cream or whip cream.

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But's that cool as hell.

What is there even to complain about? Most of the designs look good so far. It's the rest of the game that looks bad.

L i t e r a l l y
the Creampie Pokemon

>Literally over half of the new designs have been at least Gen 2 tier

Press D to dab on Hoenn/Sinnoh/Unovafags' grave.

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No, it's definitely targeted at kids. It's no strange coincidence that most people's first fap/fetish are to a Nintendo character. They know exactly what they're doing and no parent can stop them.

What makes it worse is that the entire Pokemon is just a pile of meringue with a face. It's obviousy designed entirely around the incredibly rare giant form you won't even be able to get in normal gameplay.

yeah, that's not a problem with the designers, that's you yourself being biased against designs like this because you've spent to much time among degenerates.
Designs like this are absolutely made with children in mind, usually it's an attempt to appeal to girls who like seeing girly looking creatures.

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>it's ok if the pokemon looks ridiculous because i get the reference!
They should be called gimmick or referencemons now because that's all they are, a gimmick first and then a monster

I love it. It's like someone at Game Freak saw all the complaints about Gen V's Vanillish line and said, "I can make the haters rage even better!"

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You don't give a shit about them being actual monsters, that looks like fucking garbage you stupid cunt

Pretty sure they just wanted a dancing Pokémon for the ending.

Also, people want to fuck Bellossom? Come on.

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I mean, do you think of Man when you think of Hawaiian hula dancers? I just thought that was a normal looking thing, not meant for porn.
Because another reason I think this is because Gen 2 predate the Internet era where porn of kids content was being made. Which I doubt you are old enough to ever know that was ever a time before your were born.

I want her to step on my face

People want to fuck many things

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I love everything about her.

>screenshot fighting a Snorlax

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and Alcremie is them just wanting a mon that has a unique ability and something they can give to a chef themed trainer
just because things can be sexualized by deviants doesn't mean it's designed to be sexualized by deviants

The worst part about Pokemon being so garbage this gen is that it means I won't be able to play the new Animal Crossing because fuck buying a console for one game.

>Togetic and Togekiss in the same folder

Truly we have reached apex degeneracy

"It's for kids!" does not mean it's immune to all criticism.

There's an entire subset of people that find cute things attractive. If there's a cutemon, somebody- like myself- wants to put their dick in it.

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I don't play Pokémon and even I know they already did that last gen.

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I won’t, I hate it

As a person that didn't buy the Trash U, how can all that was given to the Switch at this point still not be worth your time with AC being the only exception?

How much longer before I can have an entire ice cream/dessert team?

>not liking based food based monsters
shit taste, go back to jacking off to dragons and humanoid wolves

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Can’t wait for all the fat art of her plumping female trainers up

Putting aside wanting to stick my dick in it, I'm more interested in what Alcremie's stats are.

How does it look ridiculous? Its pretty fucking amazing.
>98'5"
I cant wait to see this beast in the anime

Based
Kino
Soul

There is not one Pokemon that doesn't have porn. I myself have drawn a Cutiefly even.

Me too. Like you wouldn't believe.

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>its creamy body is resistant to shock
fuck yeah it is

What the fuck

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This is on another plane of ridiculousness. A fucking cake Pokemon.

nice try zoomie, i'm 30. I got my first pokemon game on christmas in 1998 but even then i'd already played through blue version on an emulator my older brother had downloaded. You show how young you are that you think the iinternet wasn't already widespread by 2000. hell i remember people talking about the pokemon card with the topless misty on my elementary school playground.
Pokemon was getting porn drawn of it starting with gen 1.

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>High calorie Missles
They're literally making this too easy.

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Slow, frail mixed-attacker

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I just dont get it, this game was supposed to be the best one in the whole series, the next step in the pokemon franchise... now I just want to play X&Y again.

Ah, I see you're a man of taste as well.

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The actual quality non-Nintendo games are almost all on PC. Other than that, I've never really been interested in most first party Nintendo games. Not a big fan of platformers which cuts half of the catalog out right there. BOTW is a game I'd play if I was given a Switch, but not nearly interesting enough to me to base a purchase on it. And I don't really like multiplayer games - especially with pay to play online.

Can you name some games that would perhaps change my mind?

Sometimes I forget how deep the rabbit hole goes, and that I’m relatively normal for this place

Bellossom is just a moeblob wearing leaves. Cuteifly is a Pokémon. Hell even Vileplume is a Pokémon.

>readme.txt

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Bellossom is my favorite pokemon

Somehow I doubt it has much physical attacking prowess. It looks more like a special attacker with low defenses but high HP or Speed.

>Because another reason I think this is because Gen 2 predate the Internet era where porn of kids content was being made.
Hahaha. How old are you, exactly? Have you never heard of AGNPH? No wonder people trust Nintendo so much nowadays. The new fans forgot about the days when Nintendo tried removing all Pokemon porn from the internet. There's a reason rule34.paheal wordfilters pokemon to porkyman to this day and it's not just for comedy.

Is it really so weird to want to be the plaything of a giant cutie?

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>now I just want to play X&Y again.
user, no one wants to play XY again. It's by far one of the worst entry in the franchise. Even if you don't like what you see from SwSh, you never, ever, willingly choose to play XY.

Yeah, it’s pretty weird, man

AGNPH fucked itself into oblivion though. I was there and tried to stop them, but the new admin was too dumb to listen.

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>zoomie
Zoomer detected.
> You show how young you are that you think the iinternet wasn't already widespread by 2000.
Oh right, I was able to download ~10 pics of crude Misty lewds while hearing the AOL start up sound effect and actually having the power to do so without getting catch in the act. You got to be shitposting. I'm onlt 4 years yonger than (You) if you're not lying, and a reasonable parent wouldn't let me on the Internet without care until my late teens. 2000 was 19 years ago, at best you'd have to be 11 at the time and no, there wasn't the same accessibility of porn/parental ignorance of today to claim it was "widespread" like you claim. Which to me, makes you the Zoomer for lying.

I wanted to fuck ninetales when I was a kid. It's been the same thing since gen 1 mate.

As an addendum, the site description does give the impression that it has high physical defense, so I'm really not sure what this thing does.

Assuming you're not a Smashfag, you don't like Mario enough to get Oydessy, Zelda enough for BofW, Luigi's Mansion 3, or any of the enhance ports of the Trash U? Not even Splatoon 2?

How did you feel when Alolan Ninetales was revealed?

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that's nice, my parents left me home alone with my older brother most of the time, I was looking up tenchi muyo lewds as young as 13, and i remember looking at pictures of boobs on the internet years before that.
I wasn't that into pokemon stuff myself back then, but you are mistaken if you think it didn't already exist.

I dunno how you could think this. I actually just started replaying XY last night. God I missed roller skates. And it isn't as hand holdy as alola which is what really matters.

Correct. Those just aren't my kinds of games and I don't have enough brand loyalty to buy them for the character alone.

>Gen 2 Tier
No wonder so many of them have been pretty weak designs.

It depends on what kind of plaything

Food pokemons are the worst

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this

>, my parents left me home alone
Ah, so you have shit parents. Which wasn't the standard in the 2000s at all. It wouldn't be until the late 2000s once the millennials became parents (not adults, parents). Granted my parents was older than the average 1990 parent I'd imagine so I'm likely got a more uptight upbringing.

>pokefuckers

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I don't know how it happened but this one grew on me.

haha it make the peepee hard so i buy 5 copies of game haahaha

If they wanted to do Megas then do Megas. Why combine making pokemon big with mega forms?

Because for most Pokemon they don't have to make an extra model like they did for Megas, they just reuse what they have.

>Which wasn't the standard in the 2000s at all
your parents didn't do as good of a job as you think if you never learned that other people had different life experience than you and that what you experienced was almost certainly not the "standard".
You sound like one of those kids everyone made fun of because their parents wouldn't let them watch Ren and Stimpy or The Simpsons. I'm not going to try and say my parents were "good parents" but if you think lax parenting wasn't common in the 90s then i have a bridge to sell you.
Hell why are you even talking about the 90s like you remember them? if you're the age you claim the 90s would've been gone before you even had time to get a feel for them. Even i think i was too young to really appreciate the societal norms of that decade, and i was at least alive for the whole thing.

Yeah, they could've called it Megamaxing which rolls of the tongue better instead of the retarded gigantamax

>super high calorie missiles
>the stronger the impact, the harder it becomes
This pokemon is just fatfag waifu bait, isn't it?

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The idea that humans could live in a world with hundreds of wholly sentient and often loyal creatures, many of which are cute and feminine, and not fuck them is unrealistic.

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fuck me, your post only mentioned the 90s at the end and it wasn't even the part i quoted. Well ignore
>Hell why are you even talking about the 90s
and everything that comes after it. the rest of what i typed is pretty much in line with what i wanted to say.

It wasn't that bad to begin wtih. Just kinda stupid.

These motherfuckers tho

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Because they wanted to give all Pokemon a mega, but they're too lazy to design and animate all that. So they created a new, shittier system to give all pokemon a mega but still want some to have actual megas

Mega evolutions were insanely fucking retarded in the first place, in part for this very reason. Gamefreak is utterly incapable of thinking more than a half step ahead.

>your parents didn't do as good of a job as you think if you never learned that other people had different life experience than you
The problem is you're the one claiming this was a "world wide" standard. You're fucking ludicrous. You're telling me PRETEENS have the luxury to be UNSUPERVISED in a house all by themselves, and claiming literally every one of them sat in their houses to watch porn of all things? My lord how ironic can this be, that a person that stayed in doors fapping all day has the nerve to claim what millions of other kids would be doing while me among many went outside and played with friends instead did.

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>Puchi·Legends by Nettsu finally leaked

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no, you reading comprehensionaly challenged retard, I'm not saying that every single 11 year old was like me, I'm saying that i was 11 and i saw the internet and i'm telling you there were people making porn of pokemon characters already. and not 11 year olds, but teenagers and adults.
I'm not claiming my life experience is the normal one, you're the one who made the claim that
>Gen 2 predate the Internet era where porn of kids content was being made
which is the only thing i was refuting with my anecdotes about my life. because i can tell you as a witness, that gen 2 does not in fact predate people drawing smut of kid's shows.

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA , ENJOYING YOUR GIGANTICAMAX WEDDING CAKE POKEMON? CANCEL YOUR PREORDER AND TAKE THE GACHAPILL

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imagine lusamine breastfeeding you

Aw dude, I love Mario RPG.

Shut up Boco

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>Implying weird out there pokemon aren't a good idea
Theres no pleasing you people, What do you even want? GF makes generic animal pokemon and people criticise them for being unoriginal, they make a behemoth cakemon and they get criticised for running out of ideas. At least the Cakemons visually interesting.

based

Yes sir...

>marill/azumarill
where the azurill at mofo?

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The Pokemon community isn't one person

>Implying it isn't
we all know the only reason why pokemon is turning a profit is because of Jim from Wisconsin

I dont really care how they look since I dont play pokemon
I just thought it was a nice reference

I finally have a third pokemon to put in my team with Slurpuff and Vanilluxe!

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>We're gonna have less 'mons by trimming out prevolutions and having single stage 'mons who will undoubtedly have a sub 500 bst which necessitates a 3 turn gimmick to be remotely viable.

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>its body hardens when subjected to impacts
NANOMACHINES, SON

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I want to hug a Mew

Explain

RIP DrGamez.
Pelican, you was always a cock

NANOMACHINES, MON

Won't buy SwSh because its trash, but isn't it good that this one is more than just "super sizing" the pokemon?

Shes for fattening female trainers

holy fucking based. how could a single man, in just a single sentence, justify himself as being so based?

Elaborate for someone not in the know

what's in the readme?

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>M1 Carbine
good taste Jenny

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Because now everyone can go mega. Gigantamax is Dynamaxing but with extra utility. Giga/Dynamax is not as exclusive like Mega was, which is a huge step up from Mega already.

It’s probably going to be mediocre aside from Special Attack and possibly Special Defense

They've done that shit since gen 1 you retarded contrarian zoomer

Robo-doll but nerfed.

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In this very thread another cake monster from motherfucking Mario was posted, so i guess your point simply goes to shit.

Also, it's a retarded point in the first place. If nobody did it before, how can it be lazy?

Omg QUIT SPAMMING THE SAME FUCKING THREAD NO ONE CARES GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD

It would've been passable IF THEY LET THE Z MOVE CRAP OUT
And don't you sit here and tell me that they are ok, everyone hated them by the time Gen 7 settled, especially compfags.

Stick my dick inside cream

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>no one cares
ah yes that's why there are many replies and only a few of them are autistic screeching

Some pokemon might as well be designed to be the perfect marriage companion. I wouldn't be surprised if you could breed with them.

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post lewd or fat alcremies

I don't like this design at all but what bothers me about Pokemon is that the fights are so slow. For a super simple battle system where no thinking is required it should be much faster.

I especially enjoyed the DS dragon quest games because the battles were fast as fuck despite having also a very simple battle system.

I find it strange how up in arms people get about what people find attractive. The human brain is designed to find unorthodox shit attractive in order to encourage us to breed. If the world went tits up tomorrow and somehow a regular normal ass person survived in a tribe of people so ugly they barely looked human with little to no contact with other normal looking people that person would likely start to find the uggos attractive given enough time because at the end of the day our brains are wired to procreate at all costs. People who surround themselves with pokemon shit or other non human shit are bound to start finding that shit attractive, especially if they start doing it in their formative years.

It's your thread no one cares about

stop fucking your dog user

Furfags force their shit on everyone

Super gay and boring, not what interested me as a child, not why I got into Pokemon. Exactly why I got out of Pokemon - because Pokemon changed, not me. What's surprising about all of this?

>95 feet
what the fuck

maybe if you didnt get so easily upset over it

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plenty of brains out there that don't have this

That's not how you eat cream though.

>The cream pouring out of its body hardens when subjected to impact

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You don't eat your lover, stupid.

I thought this was Bundt from SMRPG.

That's how you make more

*fires delicious, addicting missiles of cream directly into your mouth*
What they did mean by this?

mammary glads confirmed

I want to fuck this orgycake with Yea Forums until it devolves into an Alcremie made entirely out of our collective cum

>every pokefag wanted to fuck an actual animal in their childhood
>tfw you just wanted to hard penetrate Angewomon in your childhood

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Based

I cant and I wont, whatever hate pokemon gets now I openly welcome. Its a franchise I will cherish in memory.

I called it. At this point they're seeing what's the absolute minimum effort tge can put in before it's a problem.

SnS is shit but I like it

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Explain this then.

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I don't play pokemon, but if there's good porn from this I'm okay with it

I see Turner is at it again

>not literally every Pokémon
If you're gonna be a degenerate, go all the way

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This seriously just looks like someone's food fetish porn OC you'd see on /trash/.

I got nothing to explain, user. I'm too blessed by my childhood.

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NAH his parents sound pretty good
Get fucked parentlet Kek

Kinda homo but still based

I wish I wash Alcremie in that case

I wanted to imply that I'm sexually aroused by Gourgeist.

Kids don't play Pokémon anymore, they play Fortnite.

I actually like the design, but it's not going to convince me to buy that heap of shit game.

>Ywn be hugged by a XL Gourgeist

>Designs that make you lose your head