Order

Order

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For me, it's Chaos.
FOR SLAANESH

Chaos

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>he's a chaosfag
prepare to die

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I love Callie!

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chaos

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DEATH TO YHVH

LONG LIVE LUCIFER AND CALLIE AND PEARL

Order

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Chaos but also Marie.

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Fuck. I was planning to choose order.

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Woomifer did nothing wrong.

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BEST GIRL

Chaos is better anyways

Fuck, ARMS and Splatoon would make great RPGs

>callie
>chaos

Chaosfags are doomed

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I really want ARMS in some capacity that isn’t a fighting game. The characters and world looks interesting but fighting games are just not my thing

Dillon's Rolling Western was supposed to get an RPG if Dead Heat Breakers did well. It flopped.

darn straight

why do you dislike callie?

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CHAOSH?

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she is inferior

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how?

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I’m torn.
>on the one hand, bringing a bit of chaos to an overly ordered world seems right up splatoon’s (a game that revolves around getting paint on everything) alley
>on the other hand, the world is plenty chaotic as it is and do we need another ‘everyone in charge doesn’t get it, mannnnnn. We need to knock everything down’ story? Can’t we just have a straightforward ‘bringing order to a chaotic world’ story again?

I’d argue the first argument is stronger but I like Marina/Marie better than Pearl/Callie. I don’t know what to do

A Splatoon turn based strategy game set during the Great Turf War would be great

I'd play Splatoon XCOM

Remember that time we thought Callie was dead?

dARKNESS

Remember when we thought Pearl and Marina were Agents 5 and 6?

More like this topic is dead. 19 IPs in 3 hours and I'm sure several of them are dupes.

>favorite girl on the team of least favorite
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

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>tfw pearlfag and mariefag
Help me, bros

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>Callie and Pearlfag
>Still chose Order because Marina is right

>The Switch is literally just starting to finally pick up momentum for the first time with their summer/fall lineup
>As this is happening, Splatoon 2 is effectively ending, losing the Switch a worthwhile exclusive
Goddamn it Nintendo you fucking retards.

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It isn’t ending. Just splatfests are.

>It's not ending, just the games lifeblood that keeps people coming back
There's no reason to play post-Splatfest Splatoon

She lost.

Just because we're not getting monthly updates or splatfests doesn't mean the game will be completely dead.
I hope

>he only plays for splatfests
Take the ranked pill

what a dumb reason to dislike this silly squid

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>I hope
Your hope is misplaced
t. Splat1 veteran

The only time Splatoon 1 didn't have the same 20 Japanese people playing after Splatfests ended was when Miiverse was about to shut down.

It'll be as dead as Fast RMX or any other niche Switch online title.

Marie.

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this but with my penis

thank god, I will be glad to never see another splatoon thread again

fuck off to /vg/ forever

UH YEAH CAN I GET A MUDFUGGIN UH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH BURGER?

>Be me a huge Mariefag
>also a huge Pearlfag
>Pearl is Chaos
>Marie is Order
>MFW
No matter what I choose I lose a part of myself.

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>stop talking about video games, we need more eceleb threads

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Don't forget smash rosterfaggotry, wojak threads, and KANTOOOOO.

Maybe it'll be better on Switch since more people own one

ultimate power

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There will still be splatoon threads, maybe not as much but still exist to some degree.

I like marie and pearl. What do?

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Yeah, this fucking hurts.
But I gotta stick with Marie. She's been right about everything forever.

>Octavio is on the same side as Callie
She lets herself get hypnotized on purpose doesn't she?

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>Calliefag and Pearlfag
>both Chaos
based

Shame about having to put Agent 3 and Agent 8 down though

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SPLAT, WOOMY, VEEMO

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I'll have a black bean burrito and a chalupa supreme, please. No drink.

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Of course.

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Order is cumming

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Better with the shades

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Nah, the shades imply she's only taking octo cock against her will, which we established is not the case.

>It's the "I am attached to a children's game in order to project sexual fantasies onto it" hour
Unironically have sex or kill yourselves. You're pathetic.

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But we know she puts the shades on of her own volition, so it's just a fashion statement. And shades are more fashionable than no shades

seeth dilate cope

I love Callie but she's retarded

Just ignore them. You can tell some of them clearly have not played the game at all.

Can't expect brokebrain degenerates to understand the actual intent of anything in such a complex story and character.

vid related
youtube.com/watch?v=X7gTlm435Xw

>no argument no refutation just buzzwords
cope

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Don't be foolish, you go-- er, guys.
Order is clearly best for everyone.

Yes, this unrelated user is clearly correct, everyone.

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grow up

>Marie on Marina's side
They just rigged this one hard as fuck. Two most popular characters on the same side.

Pearl won most of the splatfests anyway, mostly because she always had the better option

Marina has won more splatfests at this point now, at least with NA splatfests

seeth tranny dilate incel cope have sex

Telling people in a splatoon thread to grow up? You may as well tell them to live underwater. Admirable, but naive. We're talking about "adults" that cling to a kids game for 2 years and probably don't even play it. They just use the characters like virtual barbie dolls and make up gay little stories about them to sate some fantasy they have in their dull and warped minds. Shit is beyond pathetic.

That's some hardcore projection if I ever saw it.

>White ink represents team chaos
>black in represents team order
How do they fuck up so badly

>Siding with Order to win so Splatoon's 3 moral will be about Pro-Chaos
I'm playing 4D Chess here.

I was playing ranked earlier and the bubble around the Rainmaker didn't pop at all for the entire game. Eventually the extra time ended and the game just gave a communication error after like a minute.
Has this happened to anyone else before? It has to have been some kind of glitch or something.

>chaos is the "wrong" colour
How delightfully chaotic

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CHAOS CHAOS

But Chaos is gold with Order being silver.

>have to join team nigger to get cool silver ink
fuck nintendo

>Pearl
>I'd like to experience new things every day that seems cool
>Marina
>What?! But what if they break us up?! I can't lose you Pearl! I can't go back! I WON'T GO BACK PEARL! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BE THAT PERSON AGAIN!

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I've had something similar, tower wouldn't move and then just went to a comm error screen

If I have to actually like the character instead of using them to project some bizarre sense of faux superiority over others on the internet then I'm afraid they're not the character for me.

Fuck I want to watch Marina get railed by that octo shota so fucking bad

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CHAOS

CONTROL

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Thats not how the first game worked. The loser (Callie) became the bad guy of the next game. If Order wins, Chaos will be the bad guys of 3

>just beat Octo Expansion
>"oh there's a secret boss?"
>mfw I die in the first five seconds

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>played for hours to no avail trying to beat it, going full tilt in the process
>drop it
>come back in a week and beat it in 10 tries
Just remain calm, user

When is it?

wow order is so much better it's a joke

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What's the best sniper in the game and why is it the ballpoint

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>tfw I'm finally hacking my switch after this splatfest
I hope splatoon 3 adds bots, not only because I'll get banned from going online but also because the vanilla SP and weapon/map training options 2 has are worthless garbage that are incredibly unrepresentative of the MP. Even pretty stupid bots would fare better than a practice range where you have unlimited ink and targets that don't fire back

>beat a phase while critically injured and slow as shit
>walking bomb motherfucker rolls up and ends me with its massive explosion radius
I somehow beat it after an hour of rage by pretty much cheesing it. Every time she entered the arena, I hid behind a wall and rushed her down as soon as the splashdown had triggered. Give that bitch an inch and she'll ink the entire place in no time.

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Why yes, I did side with team order. What gave it away?

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You're annoying and not funny or original. It was probably that.

seething chaoscuck

I don’t know that I’d say that’s cheesing. I’m pretty sure the strategy of phase five requires you to use the walls to avoid getting killed by her bullshit repeated splashdowns

>Marina has her hand on Weyo's butt
YOU JUST KNOW

July 18-21

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ok, that was based

even Mario Tennis is pretty dead

No Marie you already one the last time. It's Callies turn.

Not Marie’s fault Callie chose the brain dead side

More like the fun side and this is supposed to be a game and for fun after all.

that's fine, best girl Agent 4 is chaos

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Specially because she won the most Splatfests anyway.

Reminder

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>one death

Oh you sweet summer child. You haven't even begun to suffer

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Long Floppers>Short Floppers

fuck this bitch

Chaos.

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>marina's tentacles move on their own
>touching veemo's boobs

We need his services again.

short is still cute tho

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>ywn join Splat Tim fighting for neutral

all squid kids are cute

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Sauce me that shit.

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it's literally in the image jeff cmon

indeed

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>Choosing Chaos for the worse Squid Sister according to the very law of the Splatfest

>Wanting to follow the laws of splatfest

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>noa meme law
reddit logic reddit taste

I was already leaning for order but guess this settles it

I want squids and octos to look like the squid in or Marina in Bigger ink tanks are better for combat

>liking Callie better
you really shouldn't be talking about reddit taste, mate

Why do Marie fans shit talk about Callie constantly?

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It’s what Marie does all the time

This is my chance for redemption after letting Callie lose Callie vs. Marie.

Reminder that you're 100x more likely to get 100x battles in the Final Fest and as such 100x more likely to disgrace your team and everything it stands for.

just keep liking what you're told to like, reddit. path of least resistance is the key to upvote glory.

I truly don't know what team to join. Chaos means changes everyday, while exciting may be extremely scary for those who worry about losing the things they cherish most to the ever changing tide chaos brings, it's like light and darkness, too much of either leaves a blind one

>you're 100x more likely to get 100x battles in the Final Fest
oh shit

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>Chaos turns Splatoon 3 into a post post apocalyptic setting
>Order makes Splatoon 3 into a sci-fi setting

This pic always gets me going

Octolings as a species are fuckable

Octos are made for dick

>While I was gone, they set the world on fire. It wasn't a turf war anymore, it was a repainting. Some losses are inevitable. Some...unthinkable. Now they've inked a new world. Armies of fish and molluscs. They're rewriting history, but they forgot about me.

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Maybe they could do some kind of platformer/beat em up, like how Splatoon's single player is kind of like a puzzle arena.

*human dick

or dystopia if you want to go on the extreme end.

cute agents

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>Chaos ending ends up giving Splatokyo the Shin Megami Tensei treatment, everything outside of safe bastions a lawless wasteland where only the strong survive and inklings and octolings have to fend off attacks from roaming octos, salmonids and other feral or malicious sea creatures
>Order ending ends up with Mirror's Edge-style dystopia

ONE MORE COD REJECTED

I wanna a game that uses the springyness for mobility. Slingshotting around levels and whatnot

I don’t know, Springman solves the case of the pizza shortage and the ARMS institute’s involvement in it. Some excuse to go to different places and meet up with/fight with the different fighters or something

>Almost every character I like represents Chaos
>And then Marie is Team Order
The needs of the many vs the needs of the one is my struggle.

>Calliefag and like Pearl slightly more than Marina
>still choosing Order because only a fool goes up against Agent 3.
>literally the only person who can oppose Agent 3, Agent 8, is also on Order
Chaos is doomed. Agent 4 and Pearl's killer wail can only do so much.

Agent 4 is stronger than Agent 3 because 4 beat her story mode without giving a fuck

ha

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Chaos is best because we can hear Pearl's breakout hit single uncensored.

4's story mode was a joke though. just look at the version of octavio 4 fought, he clearly hadn't recovered from his beating by 3 considering how much lamer his fight was.

FUCKING
F I N A L L Y
CHAOSFAGS GET THE ROPE

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I just want Chaos to win so we get more salmonids

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If you pick Chaos, you're smelly.

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Better smelly than dead.

Me too, user, me too. More salmon for all

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Orderly Chaos

Chaos? More like gay-ass lmao

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That just means Marie will be attracted to me haha

was that supposed to rhyme?

I don't think this is how you're supposed to play Salmon Run.

dead weight

How can you tell if you've never tried?

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But I want marina to go full dictator and whip the octo army into shape

>implying she won't use the ”change every day" mindset to change inkopolis into a cyberpunk dictatorship

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silly squids

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source

>Welcome. Welcome to Inkopolis Ward 17.
>You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining metropolitan districts. I thought so much of Inkopolis Square that I elected to establish my music label here, in the tower so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Inkopolis my home.
>And so, whether you are here to stay or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to Ward 17. It's safer here.

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well i looked at the datamines from oatmeal, and im a man of my word. don't read the spoiler if you dont want to know about the music of the final fest
there's a schedule to the music this fest. each day will have certain songs play that day, with the battle, and one minute remaining songs changing. day one has stuff like acid hues, ink me up, and shark bytes, while day 2 has the spicy calamari inkantation. day 3 will play fly octo fly
wanted to post this sooner in the thread but my workplace got range banned so oh well

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>Inklings wouldn't even know they were under marina's rule and think she's just being even more fresh
>octolings make plans to bail back to octo canyon/valley

rule34.paheal.net/post/list/DaftPatriot splatoon/1

>but my workplace got range banned so oh well
Damn, you too? Took a while before it vanished.

AHEM

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Callie is not a revenge kind of girl

yeah it happened like a week ago for reasons unbeknownst to me, and i cant into bitcoin so im probably not gonna buy a pass

if chaos loses, then the shitposting against callie will be tremendous, not looking forward to that if it comes to pass

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This
She loves her firefly

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Think of it this way, if Chaos loses then they'll probably be the underdogs in the next game because Order will be corrupted and have taken over Inkopolis. Gotta have a mix of both for a good world.

but octo daughter is chaos

either way i hope we get some kind of content that lets us see what wouldve happened if the other team won, like a dlc or something

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I'd imagine it's just too many people abusing the IP to just break rules and shitpost with no stop in sight since banning people on this site is pretty much impossible

Agents 2, 3, and 8 and cuttlefish are order. Agent 1 and 4 are chaos.

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Hey you. You, reading this right now. I got something to say to you. That something goes like this: octo daughter best daughter.

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the only inkling who can stop this madness

you chose wrong

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Is there any fan art of Callie and Marie wearing Pearl and Marina's amiibo clothes?

You're not wrong.

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>if Chaos loses then they'll probably be the underdogs in the next game because Order will be corrupted and have taken over Inkopolis
The loser becomes the bad guy if Splatoon 1 to 2 is any indication. Which would mean if Chaos wins they become the underdogs in the next game because Order will be corrupted and have taken over Inkopolis.

If Chaos loses, it’s the reverse

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chaoschads ww@?

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>downloaded the model
I should not have this much power

cute daughter

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What's a freshness exam

Visual approximation of being somehow turned into a squid girl.

No one can deny it, it's a universal truth!

I got you covered.

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Rest of the set, too, because why not.

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A test to see whether your splattershot's ink is fresh or not.

right here, fellow chaosbro

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right here of course

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Saved x4
>Callie not wearing the pearlescent crown
So close.

just a reminder that splatoon is such a big ip for nintendo that they made a splatoon theme for tetris 99 before a dr mario theme
youtube.com/watch?v=-Dt1KsRfPB4

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What the FUCK is his endgame?

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No matter who loses, he wins.

This Splatfest probably determines what happens to Off the Hook

If Chaos wins, Pearl separates from Marina, wanting to explore her musical career on her own for a bit. Marina closes herself off and then turns ‘evil’ in a bid to get her friend back.

If Order wins, the group stays together but Pearl starts to feel stifled and secretly turns ‘evil’ putting plans in motion to force a shakeup of their group/society

Both plans go out of control more than the loser intends and it falls to the next agent to stop it

Tfw I memed Salmon Run players being sociopathic neutral mercenaries and then it ended up being right on point

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His alignment is pure evil

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Where is this from?

"Salmon Runners will inherit the world, because everyone else is too busy splatting each other. Want to know the secret to survival? Never go to war, especially with yourself."

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holy shit he's the Commander Gore of Splatoon

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Still wonderful, though.

>all those squid sounds
Holy shit, they got it perfect. I notice they deliberately didn't pull of a Tetris, no doubt that's the WOOMY. Really wish you could put in octo sounds.

Cold hard cash.

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wait what the fuck

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splatoonus.tumblr.com/

It could quite easily be a twist but we'll have to see.

Play Tetris 99 dang it.

i mean there's themes for the game now? i didnt know they could do that

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Calliefag and Anniefag here. Feels good to be chaos

It's pretty obvious they're setting him up to be the next big villain in Splatoon 3. "No matter what fate may await the world, the sea watches silently, biding its time" is a pretty dead giveaway. That, and there's literally zero reason why his alignment is neutral. Judd and Sheldon being neutral make sense given their context in Turf War lore. Mr. Grizz has zero reason to be neutral other than a plot point.

What team should he be then?

He works in the world's underbelly. He is beyond the fight and has no side to pick because he will bask and benefit in the world that is born regardless of the victor.

I suppose, but I think it makes more sense for your side to be the good guys if you win

So why exactly can't Grizz be neutral?

Because to call him neutral would imply his stance would remain balanced between the two when we all know he will immediately tip the moment a victor is chosen. Whatever makes the most money.

It's not the first skin either, you know. About a month or two ago they had an event where you could win a skin for classic GB tetris, complete with Russian music and sounds. Of course, now that there's a Splatoon skin I have no reason to use anything else after I win it.

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they've been dropping hints since the last salmon run map. there's bear warning signs all over ruins of ark polaris.

the fuck i never heard about this

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Waiting until everything is selected after the outcome is the same as being neutral. He has no stake in either side prevailing, as he will make it out just fine regardless. No side, therefore neutral.

If you played Tetris 99 at least once it should've popped up in your news feed. I heard about it both there and in a tweet.

HUGS

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not him but i never read my news feed unless it's splatoon related. on a sidenote nintendo is being really secretive, even dataminers got nothing on the new shifty stage
>Nintendo has not uploaded to the servers yet to avoid people spoiling it. We may not see it until the Final Fest actually starts

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It's time to avenge Callie

ah, they're getting smarter.

There won't be much Order left on the earth when I'm done with it.

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It takes like 10 seconds to check your feed if you do it regularly, I do it every time I start it up.

>Nintendo has not uploaded to the servers yet to avoid people spoiling it. We may not see it until the Final Fest actually starts
They probably learned their lesson after the music got datamined a while back.

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The shades look too cool

youtu.be/001a2FhHsTI

Not really, we have a good idea on the next Splatfest map. The only thing missing is the map layout data - but the mechanics have been in the game since the last update.

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ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
I AM THE LORD AND SAVIOR
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
I HAVE YOUR BACK TO THE WALL
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
STRIKE WITHOUT GRACE
THOU WON'T OPPOSE THE WRATH OF GOD

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Goddamn, those are super cute.

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Callie so dum
but so cute

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What the hell happened to weyo's eye?

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Idk, I didn't see it.

This pic would be god like if there was more detail in the ink

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Actually, looking at the other art, he apparently just gives male agent 8 a fucked up eye for some reason.

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literally me

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The unicorn of all Splatoon pairings. People are too addicted to interpecies.

Must be one of those OC things.

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To be fair, you can't have both male and female agent 8s at the same time in game. Thus not much art

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It's not like canon has ever stopped shippers in anything, ever.

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That’s what I mean, they’re keeping the map itself and it’s layout on the down low, even if we know the gimmick we don’t have the layout to stick it to

That's why I said art there's art but not much of it. You see some moments between the agents in pictures and a bit in the game thus tons of fanart of them together.

have a better res

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I chose order because I work in the law enforcement.

I know, there's a reason there's so much Agent 3 and 8. I'm just saying, there's plenty of pairings in the past that had zero basis in canon or fact.

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This is the most adult reason yet.

>Just beat Inner Agent 3 yesterday

who here /freshest/

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Show us your toothpick

For over a year now, but better late than never.

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now do it with stick controls user, join the truly elite

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Quit trying to make people as nuts as you.

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Joke's on you, I always play with sticks.

I DID do it with stick.

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Great, we got two nutjobs. At least it's technically more impressive, I guess.

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noice

World's best princess.

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it was just a suggestion~

good job user!

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theres nothin wrong with giving yourself a challenge, even one that's stupidly hard. like what im doing now trying to plat yakuza 0, thats a whole different can of worms, never thought i'd need to learn how to play mahjong and shogi to 100% a video game

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Honestly it wasn't that hard. IA3's biggest weakness is she can't handle aggro. Get in her face and make sure she's in your ink and she's a sitting duck. Gets you to phase 5 pretty easy

Took a 4-5 hour session at first, then I took a break and beat it after an hour the next day.
Fuck that triple Splashdown tho.

Just saying, there's a difference between doing things like setting restrictions for yourself and doing what is essentially driving with your feet.

That's the easiest part, though.

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I never use stick controls outside of that and some of the OE rails stations, which were way harder than IA3 honestly. I barely use stick so it took me a good while to learn how to get used to how shitty aiming with stick is. Reminded me why I love m+kb so much

I wouldn’t say that it was that bad

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To me IA3's weakness is that she has no tactics. She doesn't even use cover, let alone substrafe or anything like that.

It's just hyperbole, but I still feel like it's a weird way to challenge yourself. Either way, pic related is still the absolute worst part of the expansion. I was tearing my damn hair out trying to do this.

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Yeah, that with stick was horrible, just barely doable. No matter how much I like the bamboozler that level sucked. Sure it’s a weird way to challenge myself but it’s the best I got. I found OE to be relatively easy aside from *ahem* a certain few levels, so I added something on top of that to make it harder on myself, since the triumph of beating it that way felt that much sweeter, though the stick drifting didn’t help and I’m not shelling out like 50 bucks for a new left Joycon

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If there were something like a difficulty selector for the levels I would've jacked it up to hardest, but I think no matter what we would've found it not too difficult by virtue of just having played the games since the beginning. It's the Git Gud expansion and we sort of did that forever ago. I see no point in adding a stipulation to that, but if you like it then more power to you.

Damn it, now I really just want to experience OE for the first time again.

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>tfw not going to be able to play the final splatfest because i'm fucking poor as shit and won't have internet for a while

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>now I really just want to experience OE for the first time again
I feel ya there. It was an amazing feeling playin through it for the first time, I actually had shivers as I read the beginning text of dreaming fleeting dreams, I was so damn excited, the victory lap last few levels, the final boss, and credits, god it was good.

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Especially the part near the middle where it became Portal and that one part of RE4. I was flabbergasted they did any of that, but it just kept going and I love it.

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Honestly. Sometimes it makes me sad you can’t experience something for the first time again, I’d love to fall in love with OE and splatoon as a whole again. It wasn’t even the multiplayer I fell in love with, it was the singleplayer of 1, since I’ve always been big on SP and coop and not as much MP, even though it’s a MP focused game. I know a lot of people just see the SP as glorified tutorials but I kinda liked that, it was charming in a way to get away from the turf war action and go at my own pace doing my own agent thing.

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I adore everything about the game, but I agree in that I like the single player bits more than most people. I've always been a sucker for lore and shit, and honestly there's always at least one or two levels per area that I felt made the whole thing worth it. I just hope they actually try with 3's base single player instead of waiting until DLC to make something special. Salmon run trumps everything else, though. I can't get enough of co-op.

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>"The seven seas has all the answers"

Uh oh

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Yeah, I hope they have a strong SP for 3, and I absolutely agree salmon run trumps all... aside from OE because I get to play as a beebo now. Anyways, I’m gonna head off if I want more than 2 hours of sleep tonight. It was fun talkin fren

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>splatoon 3 releases
>it's still an early access game

>aside from OE because I get to play as a beebo now.
Good point. Sweet dreams, Callie lover. We'll see if I can keep it alive throughout the night.

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INSHALLAH, DESTROY ALL ANARKIDDIES

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Looks, neutral evil to me.

Up up up. It's morning, you know.

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oh gosh, I fell asleep, and now I am awake.

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Good morning, user.

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The idols for the next game start as joyless Grizz Co shills who hate their job.
An underground resistance will be formed by the loser of the Splatfest, with whichever aesthetic they represented.
The winner joined Grizz Co and their aesthetic is used for the new idols.
The underground is where the single player content is accessed from.
Before completing the single player content, the hub world is controlled by Grizz Co, with the winners aesthetic everywhere.
After completing the single player content, Pearl and Marina reunite and the hubworld is redesigned to balance Chaos and Order.
The new idols offer Pearl and Marina their old jobs back, but they decide to go on tour.
The new idols get a costume change and become joyful and expressive now they're away from Grizz Co.

It's still night though

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Semantics.

Should it really be idols again? They'll probably go for something new.

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I'd be fine if we didn't add any new idols. I feel if they did it for every new installment, it would get bloated.

Splatfests are the single worst thing about Splatoon and I'm glad they are ending.

Well it'd only be the third one. So far the main cast consists of 3 playable characters, 4 idols and a grandpa.

>I hate fun

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Sweetheart, please. I know the surface has lots of delicious food but you're gonna get a belly like that.

I love Pearl.

Like what?

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Boys would be the obvious pick, but they've never really been much about choosing the obvious. Did anyone see an octoling-related expansion coming?

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Maybe but not at that point., just something that would eventually happen.

I think he's half-sanitized
If you look closely you can see his left side has a darker shade and some veins popping

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I want Callie to give me a flop-job with her huge floppers

Time for work. Take care, faggots.

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goodbye

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