Boyfriends

t. NTR sadpanda nthusiast

>Wanting some complete sellout girl pandering shit to entirely replace the franchise's mc's
Fuck off, that was what lead to the mistake of macross delta

Is it possible to consolidate all of the shitposters into only one thread so that we can use the other one to finally talk about the game for once?

Women are people.

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They're more on the subhuman side of people

Kunio and Riki (aka Alex and Ryan) have girlfriends, why doesn't that piss you off?

This but 100% unironically

They were literally created decades ago as girlfriends of existing characters you dunce

edgy

Because I don't want boyfriends! I want girlfriends! It's not fucking fair than even in fiction they're already taken! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Only if you drastically redefine the definition of human

good one

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I hope for your sake that this is false flagging cuz this shit is pathetic.

So who and who is a couple? Those guys at the bottom left corner were the OG protags right?

If I don't get girlfriends right now, I'm gonna an hero myself!

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>full of e-celeb cameos
dropped

They’d never accept you either way, so just adjust your hopeless fantasy to have you cucking Kunio and Riki

Based, I like chad girls

>People will buy the sequel of a literal who game only because it has anime girls
epic

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do a flip frogfag

>Ywn be kidnapped only to have your smoking hot tomboy delinquent GF rescue you and then violently fucks your brains out because you've been separated for longer than a day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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river city ransom is fucking amazing you god damn zoomer

You have to be 18 to post on this board

Of course they fuck random dudes all the time
unconsciously

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>my obscure and forgotten game is amazing you [FOTM insult]
cry me a river and then drown on it

Okay this actually hurts

We're all joking right?
Sometimes I need to check in and make sure
No one's actually upset by this, right?

>blacks
>in japan
what's up with all the cuckold artists

Most of the people who post about this aren't even intending to buy the game.

I'm genuinely upset that we are never, ever going to be able to have a reasonable thread about this game ever again.

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>Thinking Blacks don't exist in Japan
Airplanes and boats have been around for a while now.

These RCG threads are pure fucking cancer which speaks volumes about your average Wayforward fan.

Has a Wayforward made game ever had a reasonable thread?

>It's not fucking fair than even in fiction they're already taken!

Look at it this way; you can perv on her as much as you want and don't have to worry about her boyfriend feeding you a knuckle sandwich for it. He can't stop you from jerkin' your gherkin to his bae because, y'know, he's fictional.

Wayforward threads are inundated with shitposters, little of who actually care about Wayforward games.

>obscure
Lmao
Your favorite e-celebs most likely made videos about it at some point.

Why yes, I only buy games if the girls in them are untainted virgins. How can you tell?

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Probably only Mighty switch force.

They were fine before Smash ballot

she did

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Suddenly this entire place is full of kunio experts.

Post uncensored link

>never heard of River City Ransom

Literal fucking zoomer, holy shit.

>river city ransom
>literal who game
Congrats, you somehow managed to outfaggot OP.

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75573976

>Game's selling point is attractive females
>They're used goods/in a relationship
No, thanks.

>river city ransom
>obscure
>calling it a sequel when it's yet another installment in a long-running Kunio-kun series

based, never buy games with damaged goods

Check out this stupid git.

Had a pretty good thread about Bloodrayne: Betrayal once

Yea Forums is a shitpile but probably also the largest concentration of niche weeb game experts on the internet

>リバーシティビッチズ
Kek

Just self insert as Kunio or Riki. If you're not a fag or a skinny little twink it shouldn't be that difficult.
Really. Having your girlfriend beat up more or less the entire city to save you is pretty rad.

I honestly cannot tell

It is obscure retards, the series sells like shit

>Obscure
Just stop posting you goddamn underage retard

Not even worth a (You)

Most of the people on Yea Forums who know about the Kunio series only know it from crappy localizations or from fan-translations.

>bad sales = obscure
Look up "cult classic" on google, read the definition two or three times, then politely ask your dad to call Comcast and cancel your internet subscription so nobody has to read your inane bullshit ever again.

Is he reminding you just how old you are you sad sack of shit?

Not him but river city is pretty obscure, bro. At least outside japland. That doesn't mean it's bad. Stop getting all bent out of shape over it.

>Not him but
Yeah, sure thing, bud.

name a cooler villain.

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Which of these girls is the most fertile?

What’s yer point

>sequel of a literal who game

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fuck off shill

It’s definitely not. I suspect you’re literally underage, or only got into videogames relatively recently.

t. Someone who’s never played it but has heard about it for years

I’m thinking the redhead

I'm surprised a western developer is using the girls from Kunio-tachi no Banka (Misako and Kyoko), a Super Famicom game that wasn't even officially localized back in the day and most people in the west only played through a fan-translation, and not Hasebe and Mami, who were the actual girls in Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari (the game that River City Ransom was based on).

What's wrong with it? Looks neat. Never heard of it before but gameplay looks engaging.

Honestly, what the fuck is the point of a girl who has a boyfriend, or is even a non-virgin? They're completely useless.

u mad, bro?

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>this bait thread again

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this picture is too cute

>anime girls
dumb Australian.

They're more useful than you

Is this not a direct sequel to rcr? I thought the "boyfriends" were the guys from the original

Seething roastie.

They are. It's not really a sequel. It has gaiden in the name.

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I'm guessing that explains why Misako and Kyoko are both attending River City High when in the original Jpanese games they were from different schools

>Japan advertising emphasizes playable Riki and Kunio because they know Japan doesn't like it when women get romantically involved with anyone that isn't the player or at least the projection/player avatar.
weaklings

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>lesbian trannies mad that can't self insert

>it's another b8ing retard that doesn't know the characters' backstories episode

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Can we gas all weebs already?

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Fuck off to .

It's literally a fucking cartoon.

You're confusing women with bisexual people.

this is heavily exaggerated aspect of Japanese culture and not really true

Nice imgur filename underage faggot

love this!
mind if i save?

Only if we can throw in the Pepeposters too.

what the fuck seems to be the problem THIS TIME?
I'm seriously getting sick and tired of AIDSfaggots, trannies, SJW, Feminist Frequency third wave feminism dykes and LGBTPQ fringe creatures being constantly offended 24/7 at anything and everything.

>no defeated/game over rapes

What's the fucking point?

It's warforward and the director posts on twitter. Need I say more?

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Purityfags.

They were couples before you were born OP.

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I'd make that sacrifice.

I swear I get this Yu Yu Hakusho vibe every time I see official artwork of Kunio.

Why would I play this feminist spin off when I can just play rcr with based Riki and kunio

me in the back holding the burger

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Didn't he post some cringey shit about being a "creepy white dude in his 40s writing about teenaged girls" and needing female evaluation for it?

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Because you want to play more beat em ups featuring charachters from the Kunio kun franchise?

Is there clothes destruction and the girls getting raped when they are defeated?

No?

Then what's the fucking point?

then why did he hire another creepy 40 year old writing about anime girls as a consultant?

Yes. He was white knighting some snowflake bitch he worked with from people who were defending his game. Huge red flag for me.

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>36 replies incoming
just delete the thread already, put it out of its misery

I always wanted the Kunio games to be more popular in the west, but not like this.

yes yes this game is nice but i thik we need to ask the important question. WILL THERE BE A BANCHO DRESSED HARDASS MUSCLE GAL AS A BOSS?

Reminder that /u/boats deserve to be sunk on sight.

This. Especially black dudes. Which women are made for

>MUH CONCENTRATION CAMPS

do these discord trannies even KNOW what a concentration camp is?

Is love bad?

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Fucking hell why'd they have to make a new game with these girls instead of kunio and riki. I hope Japan does the right thing

>females only exist to please me
Incel

shipfags either wanted them to be sluts or pure love.

>tfw gonna just imagine myself cucking their boyfriends

You waifufags have no imagination I swear.

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>females only exist to please me
True.

where did he say that? we only exist for the sole purpose of procreation.

Have they shown any of their previous game fighting moves?
And will there be better outfits for them?

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ctrl + f fujo
It's fujoshit, basically legbeard pandering for Go check anime like Free!, there's a lot of guys and you'd think it's a man show, but it's not, they all look like fags and the context gives that vibe too. Same for FFXV.

Cringe incel

Based. Has had sex many times

Speak for yourself, I only exist for the sole purpose of jerking off to 2D girls

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You only do that becase real women rejected you. Youre a failed man. In fact i wouldnt even call you a man. Lol

Being a failure sure feels good though

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>Women aren't solely for sex
>You're a loser if you don't use them solely for sex
'kay

well you didn't buy the 3DS games so now they have sell out the waifufags.

nothing but your own fault.

They have bfs cuck lol

Nice reading comprehension. Your job is to procreate with someone you truly loven and respect. Incels and weebs cant do this. Seethe harder dicklet

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More like the western dev is a soiboi and wants to make a game about girls saving boys. I'll just wait for nips to release a normal game with kunio and riki

Fucking sellout shilling piece of shit bb is ever since his tumblr got nuked. Fag

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Why wait? They already did on the 3DS. You can go play them right now.

>Honestly, what the fuck is the point of a girl who has a boyfriend, or is even a non-virgin? They're completely useless.
if she is married to her partner, that's alright. Otherwise you're correct and those women are worthless.

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I finished that. I want a new one

>More like the western dev is a soiboi

fuck off polfag no one talked shit about Wayforward other than criticizing Shantae for being mediocre before the tweets were made public. Guess what? MOST WESTERN DEVS ARE LEFT LEANING! SHOCKING RIGHT?

That’s because Yusuke and Kuwabara have that Japanese tough guy aesthetic or whatever it’s called. The hair is the same too.

>love and respect
>american women

>weebshit game that isn't idolmaster
>Xbox 360

who made this image? I'm aware Otomodius Excellent and DeathSmiles but ironic weebs can't play SHMUPS

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Ironic weebs don't look like that.

The creator is a SJW who badmouths Trump, classic onions western dev that tries to copy Japan's greatness.

To be fair a good chunk of the weeb fanbase shifted to 360 after they saw PS3 didnt have that many weeb games

Whatever delusions help you sleep at night incel

Girl looks a little bit like Haruka or Yukiho

what the hell did 360 have?

>Tales Of vesparia back when it was a timed exclusive
>Eternal Sonata when it was a timed exclusive
>Blue Dragon
>Lost Odyssey
>idolmaster
>Monster Hunter Frontier

can't think of anything else

im sure your white knighting gets all the pussy

Stfu retard. Don't act like the dev wasn't acting like some cuck or bitch boy. His attitude makes me puke. I don't care about wayforward not have I played shantae. The dev is the definition of soiboi. I'm glad their only making a spin off

>western game
dropped

Arc Sys is the publisher user. I'm pretty sure the only reason Inti Creates wasn't asked to do it is becasue they are busy with their lofty Gunvolt reboot.

The first couple years of the seventh generation saw most weeb games coming out on the X360, since Microsoft was making an effort to court the smaller Japanese devs who got burned by the PS3's ridiculous infrastructure and Sony's unwillingness to help smaller devs figure it out. It was pretty common to see JRPGs like Tales of Vesperia and Blue Dragon completely exclusive to the 360 at the time.

yeah but it's made by white dudes

Im sure your black knighting gives you plenty of cocks to suck off
>hurrr durr nuh anything good said about wahmen is white knighting
Incel cope

It was a weird time, a bunch of weeb games came out all at once on 360 when there was a drought of them so folks believed 360 was the new weeb console.

A purity fag and a waistlet.

>JRPGs like Tales of Vesperia and Blue Dragon completely exclusive to the 360 at the time.

and Tales fans were fucking fuming at the time about this.

>defending women on the internet
>im not a white knight honest

>HOW DARE WHITE PEOPLE APPROPRIATE A JAPANESE ARTSTYLE

but it's okay when France does it

It is not your job to procreate. Humans have the freedom to choose their purpose in life, as they are the only organisms that can reject their instincts to a significant degree.

Procreation or getting a gf does not automatically make life better or fulfilling.

Also your point on weebs is wrong. I know weebs who have kids

Can you talk like a normal person you underaged meme obsessed faggot?

How sad you must be to have your confidence and sense of self worth revolve entirely around female validation and how many women you fuck

>white knighting

Its not defending women to disregard stupid shit incels say like
>all women are thots111
Lmao. You think about your own mom that way too retard? Shut the fuck up

So? As long as hes happy i dont see a problem. Females are only good for one thing, and that is sex.

>comparing women from different generations

desperate white knight

IF SHE BREATHE...

Better than being a bitter faggot who blames all women for him being an incel. Nice job putting words in my own mouth to project your insecurity though.

>never sexing
Cope harder. Still overly jaded and bitter at all women for stupid reasons. Youre unironically no different from lefties who call all rights nazi

Exactly, I'm a 33yo virgin NEET and I'm pretty happy with how my life is right now, sure it would actually be nice to have a job and a gf but I have my own problems to deal with before that can be a reality (if it ever happens)

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>horseshoe theory

>sluts only existed now, thats why im a virgin!
If women are sluts how come they have never had sex with you? A slut implies they dont have standards but clearly they do

>no argument
I like how you completely misused that and just put it in quotes to seem smart. So incel and retarded. Okay

Fuck you mods do your damn jobs

why are you so mad? is your girlfriend terrible and you're trying to justify your bad choices?

>I'M A HAPPY NEET BUT I BEAT MY DICK FURIOUSLY EVERY NIGHT WISHING FOR FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP HEH HEH I'M HAPPY I SWEAR

cope

Coward, it because of white knighting cucks like you that the family unit has been destroyed and marriage is not worth it anymore. Women have over inflated egos and have become overly hypergamous also because of people like you. It is feminism and basedboys like you, that refuse to put women in their place, that have caused the decay of western civilization

I wouldn't buy this game if I was you.

>if you're not having sex its because you cant get any

desperate

Then having boyfriends and taking ownership of their cocks is the ultimate bad bitch power move

It doesn't hurt that their boyfriends are hot as fuck too

This. Read my lips you fucking faggot incels: You need womyn, and you need them bad

>I'M A HAPPY NEET BUT I BEAT MY DICK FURIOUSLY EVERY NIGHT WISHING FOR FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP HEH HEH I'M HAPPY I SWEAR
Where did I say that?

Pick a side.

>its fine for women to be loose sluts and have sex purely for pleasure
>its not fine for men to masturbate purely for pleasure

so are you a toasty roastie, or a white knight?

Nah. The cause of decay of western civilization is virgins like you letting Tyrone and Miguel fuck all the women and crying that the jews did it while you fap to another hentai and call everyone else sluts

I meant soi boi. Fucking cuckchan word filters

There's a reason nigger men got the vote before white women in the US, and it's because unlike nigger men, women of all races have absolutely no potential critical thinking skills, have little ability to self-analyze, and have no empathy, beyond that they maybe, MAYBE have for children. No, them crying when they're conditioned to cry does not count as empathy. Woodrow Wilson is the worst US president for many reasons, and one of them is allowing the 19th amendment to be enacted.

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'her body her choice'?

Masturbating isnt an alternative to sex, its a plan b for virgins. Also women masturbate too

Beat 'em ups are fucking trash. You get a couple of playable characters and they have a tenth of the moveset of an average fighting game character and 90% of the game consists of beating up weak as fuck punching bags.

Can someone please get those people who love 3D pigs back in the short bus? This is a 2D lover board. Thanks

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The family unit was destroyed when laws made marriage literally a bet that could leave you totally broke.

Coping hard. Be more like me and maybe youll have sex someday

>masturbating isnt an alternative to sex

wow

you're retarded

You are a clue less retard. The decline of western civilizationi happened because of female liberation. The decline in western birthrate applies to all people in the west, not just white people

>Japanese tough guy aesthetic or whatever it’s called
Bancho, I only know because there was a PSP game only about that

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Why wont they release any of the other games over here

post a picture of yourself if you're so proud

you wont tho

So what, it is more convenient. Chasing women is not worth it anymore in todays environment. Too much effort for the average guy

Sounds to me like she chose to fuck a man and not a manchild. Good choice women!

>the series went from a fun beat'em up to a otomeshit

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Don't forgot he caused the Vietnam war indirectly by turning away Ho Chi Minh who was basically an Ameriboo at this point in time.

It was feminism which led to that shit. So womens liberation was a bad idea

neither. I'm projecting and you are lying to yourself that you are satisfied with life the way you are but you are trapped in your ways

>post pic!
This is Yea Forums faggot. Maybe tourist incels from r.eddit like you engage in that but im an user. Not an attention whore seeking validation or friendship from other faggot incels here like you are

>you're a manchild because you have standards

gotta 'man up' and marry 30 year old stacy with her half black nigglet am i rite

FUck off back to reset era white knight cuck

It isnt you fucking retard

Sex is for procreation

Masturbation is for pleasure

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Gacha games.

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Nice strawman. Why would I want a fake when the fake can never surpass the original?

tell that to women

No. You dont have standards. Women do. Thats why they fucked tyrone first.

Lmao you just gave up didnt you? Screencapped and added to my "niggers i destroyed" folder.

if you're dumb enough to fantasize about fictional cartoons i think you can just pretend they're single

You can easily tell Yea Forums is not a 2D loving board simply by the amount of people who are outspoken about their hate or love about 2D. On every actual 2D loving board the people never talk about how much they like 2D because it's a given and instead they heavily complain about 2D but without any genuine dislike.

i think all these minimum-effort shitposts are being automatically spammed by one person with a markov chain generator

seething

Trannies are neither women nor people.

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Seething and projecting so hard. Keep the replies coming bitch, you know you cant resist. Mind fucked you harder than a woman offering you free pussy

very mad

>this is Yea Forums faggot
>bragging about getting sex
And you think you're in any position to be calling anyone a tourist?

Keep em coming baby boy.

literally shaking

What the fuck are the mods doing. This is beyond console war-tier shitposting.

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This is one of the saddest fucking threads I've ever read. The only thing that's even worse that comes to mind is doll posting on /jp/ and Yea Forums.

i did. I fucking love that kunio and riki have hot ass girlfriends that also enjoy beating the shit out of everyone

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Wheres my reply bitch? I didnt say stop yet

men would rather love inanimate objects than you

Women would rather get fucked by their dogs than you.

visibly upset

Nice try, but I'm not female, doll fucker.

that's fine

dogs cant provide financial means so ultimately its their loss they'll graduate to cats soon enough

Who are the bitches in the bottom right? They look cute. Smug but cute.

women would gladly have anything fill their holes
they're feral beasts with none of the physical prowess of one

Tell me more

Mami and Hasebe.

mental illness

Have sex

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JUST DO IT DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS JUST..........DO IT!!!

Im aware you have one, yes

>Mami and Hasebe.
Oh, that makes sense.

How do you handle it user?

>no u

I like that they turned Mami into a gyaru, that's cute.

if woman uses any form of social media, they're not worth dating in any capacity

you can even tell by the way they dress, dye their hair, have facial piercings or tattoos

they're slaves to main stream trends and are dull boring individuals

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Calm down im a bit too busy to keep up no life-kun. Now... Where were we?

You were explaining how you handle your mental illness

Don't they say nigger in this edgy VN?

They kept using that stupid River City branding for marketing purpose, so I thought they were still Americanizing them. How the hell would I had known they were actually keeping the Japanese names and settings this time?

I thought Mami was supposed to be a normie.

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>attractive women having boyfriends

surprise of the century

That's been the case ever since ArcSys bought the Technos library. They don't acknowledge the localization names.

Who fucking cares

newfag

that reminds me

was this any good

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this but unironically

Why do you speak in third person?

I mean I guess in a way, she's usually kinda ditzy though so it's not far off. They usually have her as a cheerleader or the sports club manager.

>Yea Forums - the virgin

more like concentrated shitpost effort

Because reasons.

It's marketing. No one was talking about these games before their astrosurfing department kicked in with this topic.

It's rough around the edges, but genuinely has some of the best combat in the entire series. Plus a decent amount of content for a budget indie title. It's a solid game if you ask me.

user up until now we weren't having any threads at all. These are clearly made to instigated interest and aren't being made by random anons

Except that's a lie and you can go check the archives when it was announced last week and people had discussion just fine being plenty excited, or at the very least complaining about shit that actually mattered.

>Edgy
its the greatest story every written
english translation is shit tho

Which one has the best tasting pee?

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Incel should be filtered to sexgod

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>up until now we weren't having any threads at all
What do you call this then?

just self insert as the boyfriend you retard

Their boyfriends are fucking asking for it with those haircuts. No wonder they got kidnapped.

This wasn't even the first thread about RCG and it wasn't made as shit posting, but you still see all the current shitposting trends. The idea that the devs would just shit up a thread talking about their game for no reason is stupid.

Just fantasize she needs to test you.

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>Incels never had a woman love them enough to beat people up for them.
LMAO! have sex

>females only exist to please me
yes, true. your point?

small-time

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>bitch about art not being true to originals
>bitch about staying faithful to the original canon

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>One b-boyfriend free g-girl, please.
Yea Forums is pathetic.

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I'm a happy neet and I beat my dick furiously every night to first class 2 dimensional adult entertainment that fills me with happiness.
There fixed it for you.

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>Western "relationships".

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The idea that the devs would start a thread like this and expect that to provide real publicity is also stupid, because as you can clearly see, not a single fucking soul is actually talking about the fucking game.

Someone get this hothead outta here.

thinking about this having any connection with the older series is something that should not be done.

No u is the ultimate response, there’s no counter

>T-that’s why I’m alone, because I have high standards

“You” is second person

Well that's just sad. I pity these husbands

>Who the FUCK thought this was okay?!
They did.

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Yeah I’m just gonna stay single thanks

Could be third person if he's talking about people in plural

you mad basic bitch?

If you think Stacy has a hard time getting dick to slide down you’re farther gone than I thought, there ain’t exactly a shortage

>thinks being a basic bitch is about having sex

>River City Ransom was about rescuing your girlfriend's
>SNES game let you play as them once rescued
>Series is about Kunio and Riki, literally called Kunio-Kun
>why the fuck they have Kunio an Riki as boyfriend?????
play the fucking games?????¿????????????¿

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I’m saying I don’t think anyone is sad that you “don’t want to” fuck them nigga

>the only thing on his basic bitch mind is sex

>we
You will never be a pretty girl, user.

lmao waifufags seething

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yes, just not with you, you pathetic micro dick "nice guy"

>nice guy

i thought i was a misogynistic incel?

yes, and the pathetic funny thing is that you believe you're not

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Are you gonna keep making this thread? either way this now counts as flooding or spam so thanks i guess, you make it easier.

Is the combat in this gonna be better than the original? River city ransom is just button mashing.

Clearly someone who has had sex before and doesn't get bent out of shape when his precious 2D waifus have their own relationships outside of the ones he makes up in his head to fight off the crushing loneliness brought about by his own insecurities and shitty personality.

sorry user
no S support for you here

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we would have known DAYS ago, if it werent for the fact that for some reason River City is niche AS FUCK!

no one, and i mean NO ONE, NOT EVEN THE SJW PRESS, recorded footage of the game, probably AnimeXpo embargoed the demo booths too.

these fuckers, not everyone can go to wherever the fuck the event is, theres no reason to block/embargo shit up.

cute reactions

anons jealous of what they can't have

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I feel like I'm in groundhog day. Wasn't this exact thread up yesterday where the OP bitched about the main characters being straight and everyone else calling them stupid? I almost scrolled down to look for my post about the power bomb attack.

She looks like she can't figure out the answer to a question on her test

>"yeah dude just give me the same fuckin' kunio-kun game for the 7th time"

fuck you.
bitch.

Do you know what quotation marks are

You can play as the protags GFs in Kunio Tachi No Banka too, you atomic retard.

t. never been to Japan
you'd be surprised how much marketing is placed on the cute girls and totally not self-insert MC

>left to right

imagine projecting this hard
seethe harder roasties

Underground has more involved combat by miles and one of the guys working on River City Girls was a part of Underground's team, so I expect the gameplay to be at the very least more involved than the original still.

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>this thread

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Isn't this the game where one of the devs spurged out on Twitter to some woman on how embarrassed he is to be working on it and how and then tried defending it by saying muh women writers and artists are trustworthy.

>Series has RPG's, sports games, sequels, a western spinoff sequel, now a Gaiden game
>Can never shake the perception of chasing the tail of the one cult hit NES game in the West, Renegade 3DS remake wasn't even localized but RCR was every time
>Series attempted to reboot itself multiple times on the SNES but has become a Sprite dump NES nostalgia gimmick series for years

What a weird ass series

I haven't played Underground so forgive me if I'm horribly off base but is it just me or is this missing the point kinda
People liked RCR for throwing people into eachother and the heavy use of environment and weapons, throwing people into eachother, and almost physics based visceral combat on the NES giving a very chaotic and fast paced feel that was in some aspects worlds ahead of the generic Final Fight / SoR type slow, repetitive beatemups, and then improve it with your RPG elements not because you could combo and juggle like a bad DMC. You'd run back to grind for money to improve your skills to take on the stronger guys in the next area, or go recover after you got your shit thoroughly wrecked
It was a prototype Yakuza game more than anything, and the fact the Bancho/Yakuza themes lightly tie together is a neat coincidence

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Is he wrong though?

All of that still exists in Underground, the physics sandbox is as silly as it ever was. It just also has one of the more robust combo and juggle systems in a beat em up on top of it as well.

This game looks fun. Are there any other Kunio games I should play before it?

I wish they did, the series is fun as fuck

river city rival showdown maybe. it can easily be emulated.

But for real if you play female characters in video games then you should be sent to a death camp.

A healthy guy will never choose to play a female character over a male one if there is such option in the game. Only a mentally ill freak would do that, like a tranny or gay. Or a person who doesn't care about the game's setting and immersion, a retarded tryhard wannabe pro streamer who is interested only in mechanics and numbers.

If you play female characters in games then do everyone a favour and cut your balls off with a rusty knife and die from gangrene, tetanus or some shit.

>but i dont wanna stare at males ass whole day thats gay lol!!!
The ultimate tranny faggot excuse used by retards in WoW. You are playing a game about a war in a medieval high fantasy world, if it even crosses your mind to look at ass then you should be euthanized. What does your father think of his son who plays some sissy shit online instead of some troll berserker, dwarf mountain king, orc warlord, etc? Jk, freaks like you grow up without fathers.

How is River City Ransom: Underground on GOG versus Steam?

she's a cat girl

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yikes

Kunio-tachi no Banka
The 3ds games other than fantasy one
Super Sports Challenge
Of course Downtown Nekketsu/River City Ransom if you haven't played it

Literally all you have to play is River City Ransom on the NES or GBA, or the remake Rival Showdown on 3DS, and maybe a good version of Super Dodgeball like the GBA, DS, or 3DS versions

any other stuff like the japanese only SNES games, sports games, Renegade, whatever, are optional, the series is cool because you can always find some new spinoff to try and compare and contrast the way the games try to innovate on the series

Looks gay as fuck, I'm disappointed they didn't give River City Ransom the Double Dragon Neon treatment

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Yeah you sound super healthy and normal

Quick question.
Do you ever NOT throw daily childish temper tantrums about dumb irrelevant shit?
Nobody cares that you're in love with people who don't even fucking exist and that you think you're the center of the fucking world. Your waifu doesn't exist and you should be thankful for it because if she did she'd want nothing to do with you.

That's literally what this is, just you don't like the artstyle

It's the same fucking developer as Neon and RCR has a double dragon cameo so you'll get your epic bimmy and jimmy memes

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No physical, no buy.

The Double Dragon character is Abobo though.

twitter.com/WayForward/status/1146474064371843077

could always add more

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>Wayforward is just casually releasing the best beat-em-up in years and is saying yes to everything that is being asked

>the only 4 images of them on rule 34 is them getting fucked by black dudes

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haha
what the fuck

Doesn't say anything about a physical release for PC

They're literally the same. Like actually. The Steam version doesn't have DRM either, you can run it without Steam running. The only thing is that when Steam is running, it checks your friend list for online games. That's it.

user, I...

Back before viz decided to keep shit more authentic. So?

Guess I'll get it on GOG then.
Sometimes GOG is fucked through being behind on updates or whatnot, but I guess this shouldn't be an issue for this game.

Ah yes, the only one cameo in the entire game, as legally required by japanese law

(Inb4 it's rule 63 versions of Billy and Jimmy named Jilly and Lilly, or you fight Marian)

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i really hope they arent biting more than they can chew, specially with their 'if she were in, we wouldnt tell it here' statement about Shantae.

that post can easily be interpreted as 'she's totally in', and there MIGHT be trouble if she indeed, is not in, specially with less than 2 months before launch.

>english translation is shit tho
Isn't also just the all-ages version? They cucked us all because they don't think eroge can sell in the west.

You know you're gonna hear the Dragon bros theme and they'll make an appearance.
youtube.com/watch?v=kKFW1A1kkkI

Yeah there's no differences in updates because they're the same files for both games. Either version is fine, same benefits.

I don’t even see anything on paheal

I like how these guys are consistently tough as fuck

She could be in as an assist

thats the problem, even if she doesnt get in as an assist there might be outrage.

>This would call for Shantae to be fought at least once
>Wayforward reference bosses DLC

I can't believe that there are people on Yea Forums who didn't know River City Ransom or if you were in PAL regions STREET GANGS. I keep forgetting i'm too fucking old for this place.

Jap losers ujnironically boycott manga if they find out their FOTM waifu isn't a pure virgin with no BF.

It seems like something they'd do

But this is pure love. The girls want to rescue their boys.

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I'm 21 and still played RCR, people have no excuse

>le empowered womyn saving weak males in distress
How could Yea Forums possibly defend this SJW game

>Shantae 5 having a easter egg where Shantae mentions a dream about getting pummeled by schoolgirls and then getting swirlied.

There's hope I guess.

fuck off incel

>implying Kunio and Riki aren't going to break out halfway through the game

Would that mean I get to beat up Patty?

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>Implying beating the game won't unlock Kunio and Riki in a alternate story where they get revenge by just beating the shit out of the villains because they can

schoolgirl rotty bringing back memories of a dream

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They cute

>weak males
You're going to play as Kunio and Riki in NEW GAME+ mode or you get to team up with them halfway through the game.

>nekketsu march starts playing at any point in time

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god I wish that were me

let kyoko sleep

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wasnt this based off some hentai where they both get fucked senseless, until the bad guy lets one go, but only the one that would sacrifice herself to let the other go.

Welcome to what women have been dealing with ever since games were invented

ok, are we supposed to be angry for what reason?

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dude you should stop masturbating

Just pirate, digital shouldn't be paid for

Ok Yea Forums time to be honest.

Which Misako is best Misako?

Sweetheart, serious or BITCH!

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shut up mom

one on top

Because someone is pretending to have opinions I don't agree with

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She's so fucking ANGRY

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i wanna play scott pilgrim

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>mfw I just realized those two are in fact these two

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Top, easily.
>all those bullshit posts going "THE OLD ONES LOOK LIKE DELINQUENTS, THESE ONES DON'T"

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are we suddenly advocating for more lgbt bullshit in video games or what

>thread full of forced outrage
>this fag goes to suck at the soi nipple too

probably has some anger issues

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All of them

Top > bottom right > bottom left

Why hasn't Kunio gotten an anime yet

one of the biggest mysteries of the universe. specially considering kunio has a manga, and a pachinko game.

Probably because he stopped having "main" series games at the time he could've gotten an anime. Kunio-kun has an assload of sport spin-offs.

The spiked brass knuckles is a bit much, that's beyond beating someone up. You're slaughtering the fuck out of them at that point.

Looks like a western game. Western devs are always retarded and don’t know to make waifus.

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also that, but hey! the series ended up with a comedy Dorama:

youtube.com/watch?v=jSFTNQ1i-Xg

pedos and teenagers, who else?

This thread is sad and pathetic. Stop trying to discredit all the arguments against the western director with your incel bullshit

There's a supernatural version of Kunio called Yuyu Hakusho.

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I'd still watch it if it had sports arcs

seems that's their plan

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This.

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>that whole video
Why's Japan so ahead of the rest of the world?

That is normal for the Kunio series, theres always a pair of brass knuckles or two laying around the ground all the time, open to be used to kill people.

Patrician taste

Offscreen footage

youtube.com/watch?v=h2EoMG3NJfE

>I didn't even go to this school.

I guess, after all Yusuke and Kuwabara are basically deliquents like Kunio and Riki.

I am a heterosexual male with no gay thou-

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The final boss of Banka has a gun
It's also the most damaging attack in the game

>amerimutt developer tries to do anime
just sad, imagine being that empty inside that you can't even come up with creative, original ideas and survive solely on ripping off other people's artistic vision.

And a sport version called Slam Dunk.

Welcome to the late 80's early 90's bro.

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Hell yeah, Slam Dunk's protagonist was a deliquent who got into basketball to hit on a girl.

based retard

>that brutal misako headbutt
She's the best

I hope the user is happy to have an explanation now
I'm actually surprised

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Is this game online co-op? lemme guess, it isn't.

If this game is gonna be 30$ it has to have a good amount of content, r-right?

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welp, guess that explains the 'Why Misako and kyoko are in the same school' deal.

even tho one must ask, how one would be forced into detention in another school, was kyoko really THAT bad? or is this indeed part of the KtnB timeline where SOMEHOW, Hanazono High got literally destroyed?

god she's so cute bros

Based

It's just a joke, autist. Don't read too much into it.

Are you autistic? Why do you assume she was forced into it instead of just her chilling out with her friend?

>tfw no amazon gf
>ywn be snu-snu'd by Misuzu

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i guess the lore was saved..for now

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you know that by answering like that you are sounding even more autistic than i am, right?

also, just checked... fuck you still.

The entire game is going to run off of Shantae-brand "silly shit happening to move the plot" so I suggest you don't take it so seriously.

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Not at all. A person without autism would be able to tell it's just a joke.

It's a literal falseflag thread. Just like that sexist guy from testing the Uncharted 4 dev made up so they could deflect arguments against their Mary Sue OC donut steel black woman with "anyone who doesn't like the story is a sexist/racist pig", these threads are made to create a false and stupid argument against the game ("but muh pure single fem protags) that the western devs can use to brush off legitimate mechanical criticism of the game once it comes out and inevitably falls short of the hype.

Looks amazing. Can't wait.

So it's gonna be like a 2012 newgrounds porn VN? Yikes.

Oh no I love them

It sure as fuck isn’t obscure. Only people who are young af wouldn’t know /the/ classic 2D beat em up

It’s a beat em up, it’ll be like an hour long and you’ll like it

No. Only autists take things like that literally.

>Oh she is in detention
>How did they put her in detention if she no school????

Stop posting. Your brain is too damaged for normal human conversation.

>implying being a 2012 newgrounds porn VN is a bad thing

They really don’t

>retards will buy a western-developed entry in a Japanese franchise with a director who posts retarded shit on twitter because they think it pisses off yurifags/waifufags
lmao
If it was yuri, that would just be the only reason to even bother with the game.

Nah, it's pretty obscure.
>know /the/ classic 2D beat em up
I'd wager more people would consider that to be either turtles in time, double dragon, or final fight

Inbefore
>tfw no bancho gf to rescue me from kidnappers by beating the shit out of everybody

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>2012
You gotta be young, that shit’s more like 2004

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-gift-aging/201304/people-autism-spectrum-disorder-take-things-literally

I wish you luck in getting your diagnosis and the help you need, user.

Too late

staceys play games like candy crush or facebook tier crap. safe games with no adversity or conflict, as that's what women subconsciously, instinctually want. safety and security. this game will still be mainly played by men, even if it'll be weebs.

ackshually, this is why I'm buying it.

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I’m a dude and safety and security sounds real nice, honestly

>bancho
They're called sukeban.

And you say that while posting a screenshot of the most Reddit show we had this year

looks like trash

I don’t give a fuck about what the chef who made my sausage posts on twitter and neither should you

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I think you mistakenly looked in a mirror instead

Kyoko doesn't look that tomboyish.

ohgotem
no but seriously your game looks like trash quit shilling it here

Oops, you're right.

I was promised flat

cute thighs though

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Oh shit, destroyed

>actually believing it's that inconsequential
It's a giant red flag, and you have to be blind not to see it.

>waifu that could easily kick your ass
>those massive tits
>that height
>muscle girl with lipstick and mascara
WHY IS THERE NO 34 OF HER?

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but not at the expense of freedom. the only safety and security that matters is the one you make for yourself. a false sense of security given to you by a slave master is an illusion that'll get shattered the moment your master decides you're useless.

if you want peace, prepare for war.

I loved that this game focused more on the mechanics than the combos. Reminded me of Streets of Rage II, though a bit clunkier. It was still a ton of fun though, and the hitstun/sound effects were really satisfying for a beat-em-up.

I hope RCG is similar (minus the leveling system, that can go to hell).

Get fucked t/u/mblr tranny

>Japan makes cute girls
>No males in sight, girls are either pure lesbians or have no interest in boys at all or are only in love with (you)

>West (attempts to) makes cute girls
>They have romantic interest in boys and are giant sluts

You are literally a cuck if you like girls having romantic interests in videogames. I dropped Trails in the Sky the moment I realized the main girl wanted to fuck her not-brother.

Only if you care more about politics than videogames, which I don’t.

/u/shit is a tranny fetish though

>Loyal to one dude for decades
>”giant slut”
u wot

is it gay that i wanna fuck their boyfriends and not them?
they're kind of really hot

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Uh-huh.

Actually these two had boyfriends back when Japan made their games.

Fictional girls and idols should only be in love with you, or they're sluts. If you don't agre with this you're a cuck and a normie, plain and simple.
Now get off Yea Forums.

>inconsequential
It is. Let the market sort them out.

Yeah that sounds pretty gay

You're trying too hard, Resetera. Go back and learn subtlety.

>the waifus have cute boyfriends the game is ruined reeeee
>tfw bi master race
I'll fuck all 4 of them.

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>give women everything
>its not enough
>no matter what you do it'll never be enough
Women are nothing but fuckholes.

Not even, just laying ground rules that have been known since Yea Forums was created. If you don't know simple rules like this you're a newfag.

youtu.be/2pN1krUCiXc

based
being between both of them is the true patrician choice

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>japan is a sjw tranny heaven
>west makes women straight
yeah, ok.

this is at least the third thread about the topic that you post in a day, just stop

It's literally in the fucking name
Woman, Female = subhuman, servant of men

It's more like Japan make girls pure, the west make girls whores. Do you honestly like the idea of a cute girl riding the cock of a man other than you? Answer honestly.

Pick a side.

Based

Also 486 replies 177 posters... samefagging is strong here uh?

>90% of the people in this thread don't realize these characters have been around since the super famicom days