It's actually really good

No. Post more Peach.

7B and the C sides chewed my dick up and I'm ready for more. Fantastic game

>implying Yea Forums has a lot of meaningful complaints

sjw trash is not and never will be good

go ahead and dont play celeste because its "sjw" user. you're not missing anything.

we know you're a leet jrpg gaymer anyway, so it's probably not your speed.

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>Crystal Hearts being contrived just to unlock a final platforming challenge
what
am I actually supposed to find and collect all those fucking things

You people actually have problems with the hearts?

You can only get to 8B if you get every crystal heart. You don't need that many just to get regular chapter 8 tho

>lol depression
>lol just do x, works every time
>lol debug mode
The pixel art is not that great, is full of mixels, the gameplay is your run-of-the-mill precision platformer, I already have They Bleed Pixels, and the plot fucking stupid.

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It literally doesn't do a single original thing.

Yeah, I have a problem with them, They're contrived and backwards and one of them is locked behind an SMB3 reference.

They're not even challenging, which challening yourself and overcoming your mountains is the point of the game/story, theyre just cryptic shit.

I almost just gave up entirely because I didnt want to go through a fucking walkthrough to do the stupid bird puzzle in reflection.

>Tumblr-tier art and plot
>Gameplay is actually well done and hard as shit

Well I'll be

>indie platformer with five second levels and infinite lives
>good

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>go through a fucking walkthrough

If you don't feel like solving it all it takes is a one minute Youtube video to skip it. Is that really what you're complaining about? I enjoyed figuring them out as they were a good pace breaker.

>one of them is locked behind an SMB3 reference.

Is this what you're calling cryptic? Holy shit.

>tfw get to that puzzle
>music changes to a distinctive simple tune in that area
>every dash direction produces a different note
>think I have to recreate the tune by dashing

Fuck I was so angry when I looked it up

>Develops on level idea in multiple kinds of permutations to the breaking point and constantly challenges what the player understands about the mechanics
>Trash

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I haven't heard that song in years and now its stuck in my head

The SMB3 one is unironically awful

What's everyone's favorite song in the game?
youtu.be/X-fmYK81MUQ

This one is very late 80s falcom in a way that I adore, it could have just been a sorcerian dungeon theme

>game has feelings in it
>therefore it is sjw trash
Huh?

>Is this what you're calling cryptic? Holy shit.
Yes it is cryptic, not everyone played SMB3 and understand white blocks so while it was a cute reference I'm just like "This is cool but is this really the level of puzzlesolving theyre resorting to?"
Chapter 2's Crystal Heart was genius though, I'll give them that but locking the subsequent platform challenges behind all of it was ass backwards.

You can't fucking rebute this, shithead.

It's easy to take having played SMB3 growing up for granted, but that game is also very old and even though it's widely available on digital platforms, it's not something younger gamers would automatically seek out. If you haven't played it there's no way to know how to solve the puzzle. It's not a game breaker by any means but it was kind of hermetically stupid

You can get the chapter 4 heart without using the white block if you're skilled enough. Git gud

Tranny music

Rent free.

Who cares? He/she did a good job

Youre not wrong

Idiot, if you want to win any argument and crush the other person you need to tell them exactly what they want to hear.
Wheres your proof? If you truly want to shut me up and make me fuck myself then you'd show me evidence but you can't even do that, can you?

tranny game
sage

>tranny music
What does that even mean? Music made by trannies? For trannies?

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someone tell me if I should bother with this 8 bit shit I found

The composer is a cute tranny

Yea Forums likes spouting abortion mamays because they think it's funny
it's not

youtu.be/3OyM5POv1II?t=165

did I hit a nerve?

>not everyone played SMB3

Tough shit. In fact a reference like this will make replaying old games a more desirable endeavor for those that haven't so I definitely support that inclusion. Are you going to call the Konami code cryptic next?

You trannies need to shill something else, this is getting old.

The SMB3 block is also skippable if you know about wall bounces (taught in 7-B)

can I go one hour browsing Yea Forums without seeing the word tranny?

today's answer: no

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honestly it was just boring and i didn't like the the art direction. I picked it up, played it for an hour and then just felt like playing shovel knight again so I did and a few months later I saw that it was still installed and I deleted it. I think journalists shilled it so hard because of the story and maybe even because of the tranny employee. the gameplay is just not worthy of the praise it received. Shovel knight and super meat boy both have objectively better, deeper, and more interesting gameplay.

Excellent.

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It's because you respond you're going to continue to see it. It's hilarious when fucks like you complain.

Keep feeding it.

>did I hit a nerve
Where did your 'criticism' go? Did I hit yours?

>Shovel knight and super meat boy both have objectively better, deeper, and more interesting gameplay.
How do you know this if you only played for an hour? You didn't even leave the tutorial yet.

>What's everyone's favorite song in the game?
WEEEEEH-OH

H...How cute?

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This is just tranny meat boy 2.0

It's good but nothing special.

>black people existing is Tumblr

It's hilarious how you claim to thoroughly assess the gameplay when barely even playing the game. It's really embarrassing.

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>Is supee meat boy but with a woke story
10/10
100/100
Game of the century

Idk OP don't listen to Yea Forums
They have shit fucking taste

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I got to the hotel part where I had to organize a bunch of trash to clear pathways? Or maybe it was the windy part on top of some mountain? Whichever is further along. At least that's the thing I last remember. I know for sure I was out of the tutorial.
Look I wanted to love this game and was excited for it. Puzzle platformers are what I like to play when im listening to audiobooks or podcasts after work, but the gameplay was boring. The gimmicks weren't fun for me, and it wasnt all that difficult.

Did you even do the B Sides?

>Shovel knight and super meat boy both have objectively deeper
More doesnt mean deeper
Celeste utilizes dashes and momentum along with grabstamina while everything in shovel knight is very fixed and Super Meat boy is run and jump.

If you're going to go into level design, then Shovel Knight definitely plays with level concepts and Meat boy does play around with all kinds of permutations of obstacles/contraptions but you're seriously downplaying the amount of permutations and combinations of mechanics in Celeste's levels along with the advanced extra mechanics you learn in the B and C Sides respectively.

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How far do you think i have to get in a puzzle platformer before I can tell if I'm having fun or being challenged? 1-2 hours is enough for this type of game. The gameplay wasn't there for me.

>let's pick something I literally never mentioned
The art style is definitely tumblr come on dude.

Also
>story is about depression and feelings and shit
>the other character you meet is a hipster who talks about posting on instagram or some shit
>le quirky dialogue

Gameplay was good though so you don't have to defend the game, stop complaining

>It's hilarious
you have a pretty low bar for "hilarious". are you laughing out loud in front of your monitor as you read this?

my rule of thumb is that you can usually trust Yea Forums to tell you that a game is good, but you can almost never trust Yea Forums to tell you when a game is bad. at least not these days. and the more vague and vitriol-filled the commentary is the higher degree of likelihood that the game in question is actually good

Wow, it's almost like you should make your own opinions!

Don't bother, he didn't even finish the main story, let alone B/C-sides. He knows nothing about movement tech like hypers and wallbounces

Considering I was still learning mechanics about 6-7 hours in I'd say 1-2 are definitely not enough to properly assess the game. I'm guessing you ignored the side challenges and went through the story levels which are, as you put, not really challenging. At least not the first few.

It's a cool game but I'm too used to IWBTG fangame physics so I still prefer fangames.

>you have a pretty low bar for "hilarious". are you laughing out loud in front of your monitor as you read this?
Of course I am because you're absolutely insane if you think feeding into instigation will stop it.

sauce?

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>What's everyone's favorite song in the game?
A-side:
>youtube.com/watch?v=b_oEDGONSc4
B-side:
>youtube.com/watch?v=AgDYV_IbPuo

>I picked it up, played it for an hour ... the gameplay is just not worthy of the praise it received
The absolute state of Yea Forums.

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>abortion games
fuck that shit man, sick

what's actually missable in this game
should I be scouring for stuff constantly
what exactly is in every level

I seem to recall quite a few (positive) threads about Celeste when it first came out.

>objectively
Dropped. Can't you guys say why you don't like a game without acting like your opinion is fact?

Crystal Hearts and Tapes
Everything else is pointless.

>why is Yea Forums always wrong?
Because Yea Forums shitposters dont paly videogames.

nothing permanently missable
there's a B-side tape and crystal heart in each main story level as well as 0-47 strawberries (depending on the level)
you can easily replay with chapter select to get whatever you missed

strawberries aren't pointless, many strawberry rooms are among the most fun rooms in the game

Why can't you criticize the game without mentioning Tumblr or something like that? The dialogue is dialogue. Theo's the only character who has "quirky" dialogue, and since when is a story "tumblr-tier" just because the feelings of the protagonist are part of the story?
You're just as bad as morons who compare any difficult game to Dark Souls, except whenever a game has an art style or story you don't like it's "tumblr".

Objectively is the new literally
Nobody can say something is something without shoving it in before something.

Objectively good
Objectively better
Objectively cooler
Objectively tastier
Objectively subjective

It's just become a faux way [substantiate] a point without any evidence.

It often works against 7/10 people

>that secret room in chapter 6 with a bunch of characters which I assume come from the dev's previous games
neat

Is it? I suck big time at that type of game, couldn't even get into the third area at the beginning and just gave up. If I suck that early is there even a point in trying again? Never saw anything that made me understand why it's so loved, does it have story?

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What do you mean 3rd area? If you entered Forsaken City B-side before doing the main story you fucked up

I'm not even trying to criticize it, my point is just that the artstyle and feel of the game is quintessentially SJW/tumblr. Admit it. Which is hilarious because there's actually a great game underneath it, so the Yea Forums twitter screencap brigade is seething and doesn't know how to handle it.

No man, the third fucking area full stop. I can't do all the weird triple jump ropeswing backflip into a barrel roll shit. I remember trying to get a strawberry and just getting pissed off. Barely played it 10 mins. My old man brain can't process that fast now.

>If you entered Forsaken City B-side before doing the main story you fucked up

That's bullshit. I did the B Sides after each main level and the pacing was perfect.

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>Admit it
I'm confused at what you're trying to get him to admit. What does >quintessentially SJW/tumblr mean in this context?

Literally just git gud, if you keep trying, it'll become trivial over time. You don't need particularly good reaction times for anything in the game.

optimized to trigger Yea Forums

I wouldn't call the difficulty curve swinging wildly after every single level "perfect". Main A-side story in sequence has great pacing and difficulty curve but alternating with B-sides fucks everything up

Practically every game nowadays is optimized to trigger Yea Forums though.

it means he learned a new word and is trying to find usage cases for it via experimentation

>did this
>all strawberries A-side hover around 300-450 deaths
>B and C sides ofter go 1000+
i recently picked the game up again because i needed to wrap up the C-sides, they really don't fuck around
that wall bounce thing is so precise, i always dash too early and bonk my head, doesn't help that when it happens it feels like someone put a plug on your dick as you orgasmed

Why would Yea Forums think this game is bad? get the fuck out of this board you stupid fuck.

Yea Forums has ironically become very easy to trigger though.

Like how the libsjws of resetera get hard triggered on anything, any small thing that hints at tranny/tumb/twitter/youtube culture will get Yea Forums seething and heated

It's honestly kind of hilarious seeing both go at it

Who will win, the triggered trannies or the triggered Yea Forumsirgins

Our beloved monsters, enjoy yourselves.

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If you're playing on PS4 wall bounces are so precise because the patch which made them much more lenient hasn't reached us yet. It makes 5C a living hell

>but you can almost never trust Yea Forums to tell you when a game is bad. at least not these days. and the more vague and vitriol-filled the commentary is the higher degree of likelihood that the game in question is actually good
wow, almost like, people have different tastes.

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>Yea Forums think this game is bad
thats the thing though, Yea Forums doesnt think or believe its bad, they just bandwagon on any kind of hatred there is and then ride it to mars and back. It's fun, cool and it's nice to get the ball rolling when its so easy to downplay something.

It's fun to be part of a destructive force.
Its a trait inherent to humankind to destroy and relish in said destruction.

Someone found out the musician is a tranny? Perfect. Let everyone know it's a tranny game and lets ride the coattrails of destruction until the game is no longer discussable.

Create? Thats too much effort, it's far easier and liberating to tear down and destroy.

Destroy.

Destroy.

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Celeste is just average at best, but everyone treats like the second coming of christ, you can get the same game with a different skin for a cheaper price.

It isn't though

You just have simple and shit taste.

>you can get the same game with a different skin for a cheaper price
Care to name any examples? I'd like to play them.

It's a great game fucking relax.

This are the stats of my first playthrough. Doing the B-Sides early really helped.

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not sure what point you are trying to / think you successfully made here

Chapter 9 any day now bros..

>They Bleed Pixels
>Aaru's Awakening
>VVVVVV
>SLIDE: platformer
>Almost There: The Platformer
>10 Second Ninja X
>SHELL
>N++

good taste user

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none of those have movement tech comparable to Celeste's

Only if you consider "same game with a different skin" to be the same fucking genre. These game control very differently.

How does VVVVVV compare at all to Celeste? You can't even jump in that one.

>if it's a precision platformer it is celeste with a different skin
How can one man out himself as a complete retard in such a short amount of time?

>deaths that low
do you speedrun platformers or something?
seems like way above average numbers to me, especially 50 deaths C-sides

doesn't count if you used assist mode

because hurr durr indie pixelshit all same

not him but all my C-sides deaths were below 100 except mirror temple, summit, and core
they're much easier than B-sides because of their short length

/pol/tards getting mad at trannyshit and abortion memes. If you look at the game itself, it's just a damn good platformer.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fuck 7C and its DUDE SPIKE MAZE LMAO level design
8C is much more fun but you have to get through this shitheap first to play it

This level nearly broke me, I swear I repeated the initial part about 2000 times because I kept fucking up the final dash maze section.

I made a new save file, entered the unlock all levels code, and used bitch (assist) mode to practice that section. Got too fucking sick of repeating the first half of that screen to try the hard part again
At least my main save file remains untainted

>do you speedrun platformers or something?

Nah, I have just been playing platformers for over 20 years.

>Tfw I've pushed this narrative whenever the game is brought up and probably turned people off the game

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wait
I thought the strawberries were the crystal hearts

strawberries are strawberries, they exist only for fun and challenge
crystal hearts unlock the Core levels (A/B/C)

I didn't want to tarnish my save with assist mode so I used cheat engine to slow it down to 50% speed just for 7C

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Absolute pleb

>It's actually really not.
Why are resetgender tourists always wrong?

Based.

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guess perseverance is a skill too, because i sure as hell ain't good at platforming

>1.2k at ch1 side A
fuck that golden no dash strawberry

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This game should unironically have won GOTY.

are they really well hidden or something?

You haven't seen one?
There's a few you basically can't miss seeing, like the one in the hotel and the one in the 2nd stage (if you're exploring). Now, getting them is a different story.
The one in the dream level, holy shit, that was infuriating when I figured out what the trick was

The platforming is really fun, and the challenge ramps up nicely. Tons of content if you unlock it too.

The story is beyond stupid. A vapid attempt at appearing deep and meaningful. I always tell people to check out the game but skip the cutscenes. It would have been exponentially better without a single word of dialogue.

Badeline a cute

Jesus 15k deaths

Jesus only died once tho

test sage

I should do a second file with what I know now.

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ABORTION GOOD

>does literally everything
try to speedrun it at this point

No way, I don't want to hate the game.
Nor am I THAT good.

He's still missing 14 berries.

I got it for 7 dollars a few months ago and I beat the main game in like a day and then I just stopped.

Cool music but the story gay af.

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Daily reminder that Yea Forums wanted to fuck the tranny dev

if you didn't hate it at C sides and golden strawberries i'd say you're good to give it a try

no death B-sides and C-sides probably
no new content to speak off really

Those are the missing A- and B-side goldens, including the flying one in 1A which I have a hell of a time actually doing the wallkick off the spikes for.

3A and 3B will be the death of me.

C-sides are the easiest golden strawberries because they're so short (excluding 1A and 2A because they're total piss). If you can beat them you can get the golden

>they took the bait

>"OMG PANIC ATTACK"
>shrugs it off like's it's nothing less than 10 seconds later but still acts as if it was traumatizing

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Dashless first stage is responsible for over 1K deaths, I kinda stopped caring after doing that.
Fun game still.

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Bros, why is Madeline so fucking cute

>Dashless first stage
Yeah, that's entire gimmick is total bullshit.

>wanted
Why are you using past tense there?

>4067 deaths
My death count was somewhere close to 3.7k. Guess we both suck at platformers.

>that's entire gimmick is total bullshit
I liked it actually, pretty insane to think the devs figured out it was possible since it mostly involves moves that could very well be exploits and are super hard to pull off perfectly.
Webm related and the screen with the wallspike were the worst, the rest is simple enough.

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>Create? Thats too much effort, it's far easier and liberating to tear down and destroy
Pretty much. You don't have to be ideologically aligned with the creator to appreciate what they made. Guess that sort of subtlety is lost on /pol/ and Yea Forums-tards.

>I liked it actually
I'm glad you did. As for me, I had to myself to delete my save files because trying to get all the golden strawberries started to negatively impact my day-to-day life.

The B and C sides are where the real gameplay is, plus no more gay storyline. You might as well keep going if you're up for some challenge.

*still wants

A side golden strawberries are still a bitch too though

>The B and C sides are where the real gameplay is
How about E-sides?
youtube.com/watch?v=jx7rUC6dLK0

>tfw you get to the end of 7-B and Badeline goes fucking mental
Such a best girl holy shit. Aren't they making a dlc level about her?

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>that last screen
>timer jumps from 1 hour to almost 11
fucking kek, this is disgusting

Chapter 9, which she's supposed to be in and storywise takes place after chapter 8. It's brutal, and rumors I've heard say you have to beat 8-C to unlock it.

>no one has posted the image of the devs yet
ONE JOB GUYS

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>wow I suddenly hate the game

dilate

>he's unable to separate a creation from its creators
you're literally the same as people not liking something because the creator said something racist

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Lena is actually cute desu probably would

which one is lena i've never played this game nor seen the creators

Girl on the left is almost exactly how I imagined Hermione before I watched the films and they made her hot.

the blonde haired tranny

i thought you were referring to the mediocre looking chick to the left which i probably would

The only thing that's really wrong in this picture is the purple haired girl(?), there's literally nothing wrong with anyone else.

wrong from left to right
Fine
Gay
Attention seeker
Faggot clothes
Fine
Nigger needs to buy the right trousers next time midget
Tranny
Fine

The music and gameplay is great. The presentation and story is hipster garbage

>celeste is bad
>"why"
>Muh SJWS
>Pixel
>Abortion
>Black NPC

My favourite platformer of 2018 was made by someone who I knew was a guy before because I saw him do gamemaking streams but turned into a tranny afterwards.
I'll never understand why people decide to do it but it doesn't change the fact it's still my favourite of that year.

pics of the tranny?

Fuck off.

pls

If you're talking about celeste the tranny only made the soundtrack

i understand the issue here i didn't offer anything in return so here a webm for trades

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This is a Celeste thread, if it was Celeste I would have mentioned the name. it's an I wanna be the guy fangame and I'm not saying more

so if a tranny made it does that mean it's called i wanna be the girl

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>summit C-side
>look at the binoculars
>mfw
looks like i'm never getting the 7 & 8 C sides

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You came this far user, don't pussy out now. 7C will make a man out of you.

8C is actually pretty relaxed compared to 7c despite being longer.

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what in the hell? Is this actually part of the main game, its absolutely luducrious

maybe, but i can't access it without doing 7c first

and this shit is all about airstrafing through shit, which is probably the thing i'm the worst at, FUCK

i gave it a college try, 250 or so lives and i could make it only through like 1/3 of the final screen

I've tried like 3 different torrents of this and it wont boot

You can do it, user. Keep practicing and you'll get it.

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It was like a 7.8/10

Not quite 8 but still pretty good.

It was like a worse Super Meat Boy. Started off strong, peaked at the hotel, and then got a little worse before having a good ending.

There’s just nothing to discuss IMO. It’s a very short game and the challenge bits are memorization levels of shallow.

So you only played the A-sides then

>What does >quintessentially SJW/tumblr
He was talking about the art style so basically he means it's a 2D girl with a visible nose.

>building up muscle memory is memorization

I did like half the Bs before putting it down. Like I said, I found it shallow. It felt very overpriced, especially when Hollow Knight was out around the same time for 15.

If we’re talking communist indie games, I preferred Night in the Woods which I purchased around the same time as Celeste.

For individual sections of the game, it’s just restarting until you memorize the inputs and move on. You don’t take that with you to apply to other portions of the game. By the end, you’ve mastered the mechanics. The extra challenges are literally just puzzles where you have to memorize inputs. Not very fun.

By all means though guys, don’t let me stop you from just playing Celeste. I don’t pity you. I’ll continue investing my time in better games. You guys can continue to wallow in mediocrity. :-)