The final boss cannot actually be defeated

>The final boss cannot actually be defeated

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dude would make Reagan look like a fucking joke

Bugged election mechanics.

But he already does

Trump vs Buuuuuuuuuuurpnell elections soon

>The final boss doesn't actually make an appearance in the game at all

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>37 years old
It could happen, bros.

You know the only criteria for being president is you have to be over 35 and be a US citizen. Any e-celeb can literally run for president if they match this criteria.

Realistically is there anyone who even stands a chance?

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>initiate nuclear strikes against China and Russia
>get completely annihilated due to MAD
>wooooow

Was Rambo a soiboy?

>January 20, 2020
Next presidential inauguration is January 20, 2021, also he wouldn't be incumbent.

Worse, a Jew

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>DSP runs for president
>Tevin being assblasted, decides to run against him
>DSP openly calls him a nigger in a debate
>Gets away with it
>Ruins Tevin's political career

That's how DSP wins

> stabs based burnell in the back
> jew
It makes sense

>Sits in his room all day still sucking at video games despite doing nothing else in his life ever, still having zero self awareness
>His detractors still manage to be even more pathetic than he is

Dood how was he supposed to know. Literally a beginners trap

>DSP is elected
>all detractors are now enemies of the state
>Feds divert all resources to flagging stream clips on YouTube
>Soma Julius Cruz is publicly hung, drawn and quartered

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Shoutout Snort Ranklin
Big ups Liquid Richard

>launches a nuclear strike
>I'M PRESSING BUTTONS

stop giving advice you know nothing about

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nothing he could do, ack ack ack! it dropped his input.

What's the most comfy DSP kino, Yea Forums?

>those weird TIHYDPs where you can tell the creator is legitimately fuming at DSP existing

youtu.be/SjIG8lUO1YQ

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14:35 absolute masterpiece. What a pimp

>final boss is broken
>you have to use a even more broken attack

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This or any of the old school GTA TIHYDP's

>Yea Forums is full of mentally ill detractors
sad

DSP is a chad

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>Just Soma
DSP would hold a great mass-execution of everyone who ever wronged him.

TEVIN NOOOOO

Uh ban anyone that KNOWS what I said

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>you are the final boss

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Who was in the right?

Some of them were funny early on, when Phil legitimately tried to brute force his way through games like a moron, ranting and blaming the game for his stupidity. But he doesn't do that anymore, he pays attention and reads and listens to dialogue and then beats the game without complaining like a bitch. So now there is zero content in those TIHYDP, because the DSP experience is literally any average person's experience. They grasp at straws as they cope with their seething rage.

I've never seen a single bit of DSP but I lurk these threads anyway.

fucking hell, this guy might be a total idiot but some of his responses are pure raw power

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>final boss is incomprehensible

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Reagan needs no help in being a joke.

Idk how tf boomers voted for such an obvious puppet

He's so fricking based

look here LOOK HERE

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

MGS2 technically did this

STOP THIS!

I never would have heard of DSP if it werent for his so called "haters" that developed an unhealthy obsession with him after he dissed kojima.

Like jfc this guy jacked off on cam and still isnt as sad as Sons Of Kojima.

how does he survive Yea Forums?

I've seen this before and I can still only say Phil is based af.

He's absolutely right in every part of this conversation.

You know what I like about Phil?

He has that old school youtuber vibe, even to this day. Watching him bumble around in the Crash Team Racing remake just feels so pre-2012 and it's a nice feeling compared to the drama-infested shitbirds like Jake Paul and Ninja.
I dunno, maybe it's just me.

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Is he doing that intentionally or does he really have to waddle to turn around?

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>someone THIS intelligent mortgaged two houses by scamming people for a decade

Ronald Regan is the best human in existance and the creator of the United States. Why are you people bashing him

Would he improve the economy beyond belief then?

A lot of people have admitted on Phil's stream that they were former detractors who now enjoy his content and apologize. Phil happily forgives them. I'm impressed by his laid back nature.

youtube.com/watch?v=W-oKQ285AYc&t=46s

Think the Dark Souls franchise of games

I liked how he keep crashing into the wall during the helix in Dragon Mines.

Does he still use a camera to record?

game """journos""" are easy pickings but this is still fucking based

MY DEAR AMERICANS

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Posting obligatory kino

>Ricky Gervais becomes President
Doesn't that violate the law or something? I thought that you had to be American?

fantasy world dizzy

Wish DSP picks up FH4 and do an online adventure. His FH3 playthrough was quite something.

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it does seem like a lot of people jumped onto the bandwagon late and hate just because they were told to hate.
so basically normalfags ruining something again

No he genuinely has fucked up posture and waddles a lot

post a timestamp to when the unboxing happens

I'm calling it now: the village idiot act he puts on is nothing more than that - an act. This guy knows the game he's playing, and he knows how to play it well. Man is a theatrical lycanthrope, he very well could enter politics. Source: a storyteller can always spot another.

DarkSydeBrent

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Soon.. soon..

This. People still sucking Reagan's cock is one of the most baffling things going. It's been over 30 years and every one of his policies has proven to be bullshit designed to help the rich and lie to citizens, but even some fucking democrats are just pretending not to see it and holding him up on a pedestal.

>But he doesn't do that anymore, he pays attention and reads and listens to dialogue and then beats the game without complaining like a bitch
*He justs waits for twitch to tell him how to play the game while either being bored or slightly agitated

Me :)

You have to at least admire the work he puts in. His nose is to the grindstone 40+ hours a week.

16 hour days dood

Which one is you?

he would probably run as a racist redrumpflican

Hey plebbit!

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I wish, his viewers are mostly kids who haven't got a clue, or only watch games, not play them. Since he mostly plays new releases on the day they come out, it's next to impossible for someone to guide him. In older/retro games? Sure, there are occasionally people who help out.

It's fucking true. Reagan is one of the absolute worst presidents we ever had.

He fucking sucked. He only gets credit for ending the Cold War, but that was Nixon who began the USSRs collapse with detente.

i'm absolutely blown away by solid rhetorics of that retard (i only saw him playing Half-Life, trying to jump through the hoops)
Professional critic indeed must note, at least, above average in the market production values, wherever they're present.

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must be - nobody can't be THAT retarded (see the half-life jumping routine)

Cope reddit

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He looks like he needs to take a dump

It's so fucking strange how smart he can be yet on video he's retarded
Is it all an act?

How you like JFK?

I was almost positive this guy died last summer. And his wife took over his channel or something.

post dsp kino

>final boss is the first boss but powered up

This makes me want to get SMM2 honestly. Do you need good internet?

Isn't DSP like, a weirdo who gets a pitiful amount of money on patreon per month?

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The Monsoon and Sundowner fights are pure kino.

sounds like you're thinking of totalbiscuit, completely different.

What do you think would happen if DSP legitimately ran for president?

This may be a surprise to you, but not every red candidate is a good one.

Bugged Electoral College mechanics

It downloads the level first before you play. It takes seconds. Multiplayer coop is a mess though. Since it's a p2p connection, it lags a lot of the time.

no because it started from the get go just as he was starting to get famous.

The sad part is that he's a better take than any of the losers the democratards have right now against trump

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to be fair, american election mechanics do seem pretty fucky from an outside perspective

Ahh, I see. I really liked IWBTG fangames for that kind of thing so I'll try and pick this up.

kek

This board would be filled with even more /pol/ shit than normal. It would be DSPs ultimate revenge

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It wasn't originally designed to work with political parties and now things are fucky.
The intent was to make sure the smaller states still had a voice against the larger ones but now it makes it so the massive urban centers override everyone else in the state.

Don't forget you need Nintendo Online to download levels though. Kinda hate that fact.

>platform is mostly dump Trump
>gibs and free healthcare for illegal immigrants
JUST

Yeah I have it. Smash online was so bad though I couldn't play it, but I can use it for this.

realistically how many people would have to die for phil to be president by order of elimination?

Oh right ok. I get all these streamers confused all the time. Getting old and out of touch

3, for him to have a realistic chance.

>but now it makes it so the massive urban centers override everyone else in the state
That's not the electoral college doing that. That's direct democracy. You are blaming the electoral college for not stopping something it's not designed to stop.

>the hitboxes in this game are not right
>its fucking mario
what the actual fuck

hm, now I understand the guy who said his new content is not good. This is just an average player's experience, minus his ranting maybe.

I just meant that since it's a winner take all system now that all of the electoral college votes go to one candidate rather than some kind of percentage split. Probably could have said it better the first time, but you're right. Not trying to "blame" anything, just saying what happens as a result of how the system works.

He looks like Ricky Gervais

Dont forget socialism,abortions and open borders
Its a fucking madness its like they dont want anyone to vote for them

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I want a remaster of this game so fucking badly

Wish the dude would stop being so concerned with being right. like it doesn't fucking matter bro

K, reddit it over there

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God, Americans are so low iq it’s unbelievable

You people wonder why everyone laughs at you

Friendly reminder that this dude has got a kid underway. He'll reveal it in the next 2 months or so.

Theres no way that he isn't sterile

>that fire alarm beeping

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We're about to enter the ultimate kino arc of dsp.

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>direct democracy
>americans thinking anything about their system is a democracy
It's a republic you fucking retard, and a shitty one at that, otherwise the electoral college wouldn't put 100% of their votes on whoever won in that state

>DSP announces Kat is preggo
>uses it as a new way to milk his audience
>kid comes out
>its black

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IT'S TIME NIGGUH

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

What is Tevin's beef with DSP? Why are they at each other's throats all the time?

Tevin, like a lot of dsp's detractors, used to be a fan of his that kinda realized how shil phill was, the rest is just a massive amount of autism and obsession

Not an argument samefag

>"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, bugged mechanics."

Honestly, I'd donate to his Patreon just to see it.

Is Phil a narcissist? He has all the traits of one.

IIRC Hillary thought she'd won because she isn't Trump.

The gta ones crack me up

nah, he's just an idiot, but he's really good at it

why doesn't this site allow you to hide posts and every post that replies to it?

>That 1h 16m
Is he fucking blind? I can see the cars coming in the compressed to fuck video.

i believe dsp will manage to be a president with those witty responses he makes. he would probably remove videogame as mental illness and put it back on trannies

Why are people like "Based!" about this? DSP was just called an idiot

Imagine having DSP as your dad.
Imagine everyone in your class finding out that your dad is DSP.

spotted the detractor

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just any of the DSP tries it desu.

>Run now, keep your job
Fucking based.

You're right. Poor choice of words. What I was getting at is that the purpose of the electoral college is NOT to the prevent the majority of the state from deciding the state's vote, it's to prevent the states with the highest populations from deciding the election alone. There's two levels to the process here and within the state it's purely a referendum which is a direct democracy process.

>ugly woman kissing him
>looks like a hostage most of the time
>he looks at the camera with the most badass "in your face" look in the world

this guy is a psychopath.

I never forget this moment:
youtu.be/5itzJ2rV5UI?t=1053
Timestamp: 17:33

All of the early gta playthroughs are pure goldust

You can if you use Yea Forums X, which you should, as the native stuff is rubbish.

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everything was so much more kino before the streamchat era

i don't like 4chanx because it's filled with bloat i don't want to use. i'd rather use native and deal with the few features it doesn't have than 4chanx with 8,000 features it does have that i don't find useful.

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Why do you love (((them))) so much Reagancuck?

Thank you mods and jannies. Tank you very much.

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WUUUUUUUUUUUT!? HUUUUUUUUUUUUH!?

He's actually right, I slowed the video down and the hurtboxes are pretty clearly misleading. They expand and contract, meaning he frequently makes contact with empty space which is technically registered as the hurtbox even though the animation implies that it isn't. You know a game is shit when DSP makes it look unfair.

>This video is not available
What the fuck Yea Forums

>DSP is making more Patreon money than Spoony now
Oh, that's good...
Wait, Spoony is still making Patreon money?!

>slowing down the video means you can now see the hitboxes

Irresponsible muppet is practically playful and perfectly civil, yet he’s acting like he called him a nigger faggot.
What a cowardly fag.

>boss has a hard to reach weak point

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You can see the frame at which the game registers a hit, and see that the pixels clearly don't connect. The hurtbox is probably an accurate square, but the pixels don't reflect that, which is (presumably) what DSP is whining about.

>hard to reach
He gets very triggered if you bring it up

He gets triggered by fucking everything.

>i don't like 4chanx because it's filled with bloat i don't want to use
You can turn off those features then. Native is awful.

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He’s an idiot but not retarded.
It doesn’t take a genius to play up to a crowd

His GTA3, VC, SA and LCS playthroughs are phenomenal. Quite pathetic he had to cheat in order to be beat 3 and SA as well.

I bet she gags on dicks when sucking. I wonder if she dp dsps dick.

Phil is 36 I think so it works

Isn't that ryan from Ryan's toys reviews on youtube

Blacked whore

WHAT?? YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHAKE THEM?! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!

I'm glad to see that after these literal whos got stickied the Yea Forums icon that is DarkSydePhil will never get his threads deleted again.

Can you imagine still being a part of the 'detractor' community now that DSP is just a mediocre streamer who's worst flaw is pathetically asking for money once in a while?

You're giving him a little too much credit there he's pretty retarded

>15 min unboxing video of a basic video game package
>alarms blaring the whole time
>Phil takes forever to get to the point and start talking about the box
>he doesn't even open it

I'd give him my vote in a heartbeat.

Ignore *** posters
Do not reply to *** posters
Hide and sage all *** posters

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>NOOOOOOO YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO DISCUSS MODERATOR APPROVED E-CELEBS LIKE DEAD NOG AND THAT GUY WHO CHEATED ON HIS WIFE

IT'S TEVIN'S FAULT

ban anyone laughing in chat

>President-elect Phillip Burnell was arrested in DC after attempting to assume office on November 7th 2020. He is stated with saying that he "didn't know" that he couldn't assume office after the election. When told by officers that his inauguration was on the 1rst of January, he is stated in saying "Woooow, this political game is broken!"

*is the best american sf2 turbo player*

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lmao what the fuck is this

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Don't forget to turn off your camera before you masturbate.

I would, all day every day

>thread up 3 hours later
wtf DSP won?

nice meme my lad

DSP won.

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I'd hit it

So DSP is just like Porky in the Absolutely Safe Capsule, unable to be happy forever? Very apt.

e-celebs are mod approved now

holy grail

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>getting called an irresponsible muppet by DSP
Damn.

>when DSP was playing Dragonball Fighterz and pulling his usual "I WAS BLOCKING THAT" schtick
>the game is literally shouting COUNTER and flashing up on screen that he's pressing buttons and he still claims he isn't
the man is special

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Is this from DSP's PC? Was this after he found out about the ring?

DSP's detractors are unironically 10x more mentally ill than he is

prove me wrong

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He's also the guy who jerked off in front of children

Sounds good to me, Harris 2020.

>complains he can't get enough noodles into a SPOON

>SWATting a man because he's really really bad at videogames

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I can, because you are a fucking nudnik. ACK ACK ACK ACK

Goutnell

Phil begging taxpayers to pay his bills

Who /Egg gang/ here

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>want to laugh at a compilation of Phil playing a game
>It's filled tons of unfunny editing and captions seething about Phil and how dumb he is
Fuck you Soma Cruz, I just want to see the man in his natural form

Congrats Phil, you're still around. All it cost was every shred of dignity and pride, that you even had to begin with, as an individual human being as you continue to beg, cry and virtually suck dick for money, daily, by acting like the clown/children's entertainer you know you have to be to pander to your fan base. All it cost was 2 legitimate banks loans, and maxing out credit card, after credit card, after credit card, after credit card, after credit card and unapologeticly dipping your toes into your parent's retirement fund time and time again. All it cost was isolating yourself from essentially any and all irl human contact outside of your Fred Meyer cashier and the 2 women in the world who could possibly stand you.

Like Thanos, you won, but it cost you everything.

can someone post the version without raceplay shit? thanks

This is the sort of guy that leaves comments on PornHub telling the girl how much he wants to fuck her and how.

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do an IQDB image search, it works

Phil won, you lost. Suck it paypig. Ack ack ack

phil the based god

Fuck off Fred Fuchs

cringe

Hello Tevin

I checked as well, it does look like the HB is larger than the actual block.
Then again, he should've just started aiming for the sides of safe boxes.

who /tevin/ here?

lmao she looks so much better

kinda cute to be quite frank

GTG?

LowTierGod is less embarrassing than Tevin and LowTierGod does stuff like this all the time
youtube.com/watch?v=fjg7icykfzM

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>compares him to krang

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What am I looking at? It's hard to see any of the files.

Well, I still have money, fun with games and no debt, and you watch people like DSP.

Okay, I can honestly respect that from LTG. Phil will never improve though, because he thinks he's always right.

that fucking pig is in the running for the most smug forum weapon ever created

>beats the game without complaining like a bitch
Okay Dave, we know it is you. Only Phil himself would be so in denial. All he does is whine and complain. Nothing is ever his fault. The game is bad, the controller is bad and the dev are bad.

>next to impossible for someone to guide him
Not really. Just need a working brain, one that is hinged properly, and deduce what to do. Which Phil cant do himself. We know it is you, Phil.

>Apocalypse on PS1
>Defeat the president of USA as he was one of four knights of the apocalypse
>he only defeated his body and took the body of the MC.
>game end like this.

Broken clock

Wait, but if I'm the pay pig, why would I just put up that copy pasta then?

There's a nude picture of Panda in that pic

>Projared
>mod approved e-celeb
Weren't there when they were literally deleting every thread and claiming that a guy cheating on his wife isn't video games? Them giving the Nintendo Monkey a sticky was retarded enough without taking that into account.

It's bait. The right messages attached to a dollar can send DSP off on a rant of such epic proportions that clips from it show up in edits months to years after the rant occured.

Oh my.

>it's bait

Ahh, you are correct. I'm sorry for falling for it. But it's funnier when he's broke and desperate.

well duh

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Do how many people are going to seem him try to generate drama over Dr. Disrespect's return to Twitch?

Think possible, but might after tevon and LTG.

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>shit on "muppets that fake reactions" all the time
>"wow rip etika i'm really sad :("

Phil is actually pretty good when he's given time to actually think shit out. Unfortunately he's borderline braindead when it comes to improverisation and adaption.

He wouldn't be /ourguy/ if not for the obvious hypocrisy.

This was a great comedy segment

Drama shitposting and paying respect to a guy who scrolled here are two different things. Not saying he deserved the sticky or not.