What's the angriest you've gotten at video games?

and that angry man?
Albert Einstein

>dad's a big football fan but hasn't played vidya since the pong days
>sitting in the living room playing Madden
>dad wants to play
>go easy on him but still wreck him 72-10
>he gets pissed and says I'm adopted

Still not sure if he was joking or not

this is the greatest feeling
just yelling FUCK and angering after you failed at a stupid unbalanced harduous meaning less task, even you did the same thing yesterday and you'll do it again tomorow without hope of any actual progression or reward
then going home and plying vidya

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Git gud scrub

No point if you don't enjoy the game.

I actually have legit anger issues with games and have destroyed probably over $2000 worth of games controllers and systems, I went through 3 3dses alone.

It's weird, when I win or do well I feel nothing since that's what I expect, but when I lose once I get so angry it's physically painful. Thankfully last time I got like that after playing my roommate in Smash I just deleted the game instead of smashing my switch... Although I did spend over $100 on the game including a new GC controller and the fighter pass, still better than losing another system.

Sekiro, the two apes made me absolutely livid

What does being angry feel like? I legitimately don't know

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why would you do that to yourself?

Now that's a stupid question to ask.
If you yourself don't know what it feels like, then how the fuck do you expect to understand that by asking someone else?

You know, this is the exact reason why I don't play video games anymore. It's not because I don't have the time anymore or because I'm no longer interested. After a stressful day the last thing I want to do is come home and get more frustrated in my free time. I hate what I've become.

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Same but I just gave up on multiplayer games. I didn't spend a day at work dealing with retards just to come home and deal with retards online. I just play low stress single player games now

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damn man, maybe dont play video games then, that doesnt sound healthy

What'd he do if you don't mind me asking

Tell more

Witcher 2, Dragon Boss shit. Broke two mice, was about to snap the keyboard in half when I realized I can't feel my pinky anymore.

Witcher 3 was much better.

Playing SFV online 3 years ago. will always regret buying that shit at launch

is that a virgin chad meme made correctly
what a rare sight

Anything involving team mates. I hate having my W/L rate affected by idiots.

I don't know, I've sunk so much time into games I feel like I have to excel at them or else all of that time was wasted or that I just suck at everything.

Demon of Hatred in Sekiro. He has a few bullshit RNG moves which are a coinflip whether you dodge them or not. I can deal with moves that you cm predict and adapt to, but RNG just makes me rage

I consider Soulsborne and Sekiro to be really fair games in general, if you die, you can usually tell precisely when and why that happened, i.e. how you fucked up.
What DoH moves do you consider to be RNG?

As opposed to illegit snapped the disk?

I was 12. Playing Halo 2 online and was just having a bad game but I got so pissed I punched my controller and the rubbery analog tore my pinky knuckle skin clean off.

Recently I was playing Hell and Hell in DMC5 and trying for a no damage run against King Cerberus. Got to Cerberus, dodged his first swipe attack and the lava splash (which I had honestly never seen before despite having fought this boss a ton and had never been hit by before) grazed me and killed me.

I believe I shouted "No! No! That is not how that works!" and almost jabbed my hand through my monitor because I was aggressively pointing at the screen. Glad my wife wasn't home from work yet.

His stomp, if you happen to be close when he does it you literally cannot dodge it and when he throws fireballs he either throws them close, which will hit you if you run at him, or far which will hit you when you stop running at him. I finally decided to always use the fire umbrella against those moves, but that felt like cheese.

Does anyone else punch their arm when they get angry at video games or is it my autism?

We had a stereotypical neckbeard as a member and admin since he was almost always online and was good with maintaining the site and server plugins. We also had a fair amount of girls in the community too. We was friendly with them but nothing that I thought was inappropriate.

Turns out he was buying stuff for one girl who was 15 years old in exchange for pics which she sent as private messages on our forum. He got her to agree to meet up with him and flew to her state (hence the Feds involvement since it crossed state lines). Shit went down and she attempted suicide which prompted her parents to go through her phone and found out what happened and they contacted the police.

Absolutely nerve-wracking experience and I've abandoned multiplayer games altogether since then

Definitely your autism

Go back.
>inb4 you must go back too!

>trying to be funny with a line that has absolutely zero context relevant to the story
>just adding random shit hoping it'll be funny
Please reddit... go back...

F Zero GX

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In recent memory? I was doing the World of Light stuff in Smash Ultimate, and I just could not fucking complete the one in the Donkey Kong Country area where Bullet Bills keep spawning. Felt like the situation was entirely outside of my control. Was pretty much reduced to tears.

Hotline Miami 2.

Having beat DoH several times I can tell you his stomp is not RNG nor undodgeable.

>game gives you a specific tool to use to counter fire attacks
>gets mad and doesn't want to use it against fire attacks
>in a game where multiple characters tell you to use any and all methods to win

user...

Facing Isshin on ng+2 and above made me know true salt

lol samefag mad as fuck his fake story got called out

When I raged Black ops 3 and broke my controller. It was already broken though which is why I raged.

The stomp you can just deflect, but dodging also works fine. I'm not saying there might not be a spot in which you get caught by the attack even if you don't mistime the dodge, but even if there was, it's a non-issue, because there's no reason to dodge to begin with.
Fireballs hurt a lot, if you get hit, but thankfully avoiding getting hit by them is easy, if you space yourself correctly after he jumps away. If you're far/close enough fireballs will always miss.

The one attack I personally found to be the worst is his big fire hand slam on phase 2+, which sets the ground on fire. I know you have to jump over it, but I never managed to avoid it consistently. I think I was just always too close, so I got clipped by the arm itself, while avoiding the fire on the ground or vice versa.

As for the prosthetic tools - they're not cheese, the game was designed around the player utilizing everything they can against the enemies. Because unlike in Dark Souls, Sekiro doesn't offer you a multitude of different builds, so the devs didn't haven to balance the bosses too loosely this time. Especially the "hard counters" to the enemies, like the axe for the shield guys, etc.

>THIS DRAGON THAT ONE-SHOTS YOU
well a dragon that only shoots you once must not be difficult to beat

Either Heart of the Reich flak 88 section or Orphan of Kos. I eventually beat Orphan but still have yet to beat Heart of the Reich on Veteran.

That is not what I meant or implied, you rascal.

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Recently, gathering the CTR tokens in Blizzard Bluff. Fuck that shit seriously.

Put my Vita in my mouth and bit it.

but that is what you said, kid

Fifa. That is all.

Take your autism ass somewhere else.

>kid
Rude.

I shattered my iphone screen by biting it when i was 14 or tf2.

>world of light
This was definitely my most recent ragequit. It was mostly easy, but some of the challenges were just stupid and random bullshit. I wouldn't have even been playing that lazy fucking excuse for a single player mode, but beating it is the only way to unlock the ability to change the menu music, which is honestly what pissed me off the most. I was just getting sick of hearing the same song every time I went back to the character select screen after a match, and Sakurai felt I needed to waste 10+ hours of my life playing a retarded board game to earn the privilge to stop my ears from bleeding. On a game I already paid 60 fucking dollars for.

I'm still mad.

Nothing big really except once my Ctrl key got stuck mid match and made me lose so I punched it hard and it broke the little support thingies under the keyboard that elevate it kek
i also rage fapped once

Probably while playing Halo, I got real mad when playing as a kid.

i punch my table hard sometimes as well

I dont get angry as much as i get frustrated, but it never goes beyond "Throwing my head back and groaning".
But the most frustrated i've ever been with a game was Emma in Sekiro, Granted i only fought her in newgame+ without Kuro's Charm but she nearly got me to a boiling point

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Naruto ultimate ninja storm 2 online. Everyone online was simply too damn good for me to catch up and I fucking TRIED. I remember this one fuck that always used the Ino-Shika-Cho formation and all he needed was to stunnlock you for .0000000000000000001 seconds and you were basically fucking finished for the remainder of your 3 health bars. It was such fucking bullshit.

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No way you live in a white country.

Highest i broke was a switch because i was tired of getting extremely coward teammates that refused to push forward during most matches
Plus i've never seen weapon balance this bad
Seriously, fuck splatoon 2, i got drawn into it with the cutesy retro stuff but i cracked my switch to the point half of my screen can't render anymore
Inb4 gitgud
For those who asked how, i held it with my hands on both sides of it and then slapped it on my thigh

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With stomp I mean that fireslam move you mention. He rushes past you, turns around and stomps his foot causing fire to erupt. If he dashed into a wall and you're close to him when he starts the animation, you CANNOT dodge it. From afar, it's fine, but at close range he always hits you. Which is why it's "RNG". Sometimes he just dashes into a wall next you. Tough luck, there goes 3/4 HP.

>I consider Soulsborne and Sekiro to be really fair games in general, if you die, you can usually tell precisely when and why that happened, i.e. how you fucked up.
Imagine defending ds2 shockwaves.

To be fair that grab hitbox was straight up broken. Haven't seen grabs that big since Iron Golem.

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I think my most recent exmaple was when I tried playing Chapter 9 in Kid Icarus Uprising at Intensity 9.0, up until then it was the longest so far. The last fight before reaching Medusa is some sorcerer that no one gives a shit about, and an Orne, which is "Game Over if you graze him", Im pretty sure I was less than 5 seconds away from winning the fight and suddenly I dodge to one side I didnt know the Orne was floating. Made me want to throw my 3ds to the wall, thannkfully I made a thread to complain about them, too bad not enough 4channers play the game, the threads never go on for too long unless its for Palutena waifu faggotry.

Did she attempt suicide because of the ensuing drama that came with breaking the law?

Whenever I play TF2 and there's a Scunt on the server

Imagine raging so hard you break stuff at a kiddie game.

Destiny 2 competitive solo.

Well, I never experienced those myself. I only see the very same shockwave webms posted over and over again.
But that's not the point. The game might have shitty hitboxes, it happens, in DS and other games. But you can always learn to play around those issues. If you knew a particular enemy attack has a long reaching phantom hitbox, you can still time your dodge right so it wouldn't get you. It's not like you do the same thing twice, but the outcomes are different. There's no RNG involved in the combat for the most part. It all depends on the player inputs.

Fighting the last boss in prototype 2 on hard mode. I ended up throwing my slightly rare red ps3 controller and it exploded into a million pieces. I wish i didn't sincr ps3 controllers arent cheap these days and inonly have the kinda shit one that came with the system.

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I don't understand when people get angry because they suck

Dota 2 but not at the video game itself. Broken a 2 mouses and a keyboard and dented the monitor. I'm not proud of it, it's why I quit the game a few years back.

This sounds like 100% bullshit.
Too much BUT IT REALLY HAPPENED for it to be real, faggot.

Name names, pussy.

I think the worse was when I forced my roommate to the ground and raped them over beating me in Smash

gmod zombie survival, but only because its super fun to scream at people on server for doing the absolute most stupid things.

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Recently, I was playing Psychonauts for the first time and planning on getting 100%. About 15 hours into the game, I finished Velvetopia and was about to go in again to finish getting everything.
I looked at the wiki to just read the trivia shit, and saw that I'd fucked up and that I'd missed the one thing in the game you can only get on you first run through.
I was pissed at myself for a while but calmed down with some Luigi's Mansion.
I ended up just replaying the whole game. I got to the same spot in about 7 hours on the second run.

I think Psychonauts was the first game I truly 100%'d, because of how easy it was, compared to grinding 10000000 kills online, or 10000000 gold in single player, etc. in some other games.
I don't remember there actually being missable stuff though. What was that?

She attempted suicide because the neckbeard told her online boyfriend who was also in the community and he dumped her but then took her back afterwards

I don't get angry when playing video games

I thought it was a decent joke, user.

That catcher chocobo race in ffx for the sun sigil. I've beat it a few times on the ps2 and on the PS3, but this last time on the switch made me lose my fucking mind

What's a rage fap like?

When you get the confusion grenade, the matador asks you to confuse the bull so the dog can paint his ad on the wall. If you don't do it then, you miss a golden helmet permanently.

Angry at a video game, no. Angry at other players, sure. I used to raid fairly hardcore in WoW, and most of out wipes was because of shitty DPS players.

>Expecting something legit in this shithole
Newfag

Get so mad your first reaction is to jerk off on the spot

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Getting invaded in the Darklurker's dungeon in Dark Souls 2 after getting obliterated like four times by the boss already.

So like that one kid who got his WoW account suspended by his parents and the first thing he does is go to his room, throw a tantrum and stuff something in his ass?

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What are you supposed to jerk off to?

pretty much
blind rage, just you and your dick
or pretend your dick is the guy who just killed you

Kills enemy
left room
enter room
Kills enemy
left room
enter room
Kills enemy
left room
enter room
Kills enemy
>Soul drop
left room
enter room

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>Implying there are not agressive white man
Retard

I accidentally broke a onitor when playing Ninja Gaiden
To this day. I loathe both of the Alma fights

Retard

I can tell you're not white by how you struggle to grasp the language.

Holy fuck you speak so little English you managed to use a different form for all three verbs.

I get really fucking angry whenever I play multiplayer games

I hurt my hand bashing my chair while fighting the spider boss from bloodborne

wut

Yes, that's why I saved it

That game is unfair as fuck and requires you to cheese out the enemies
Its not your fault

Strider 1's final boss.

Asking, do you need anything else?

FUCK OBLIVION
FUCK THE LEVELING SYSTEM
FUCK THAT SCALING HOLY SHIT
I SNAPPED THE ARM OFF MY CHAIR WITH MY BARE HANDS MADE ME SO ANGRY
I'M A MANLET HOW THE FUCK

I get this way too, Smash Ultimate specifically makes me rage like a fucking gorilla. Its not helped by the fact that I play bottom tier trash Kirby and Jigglypuff but holy fuck does that game make me break shit. I had to put my switch back in the box and give it to a friend to store at his place.

Only Smash does this to me

i once said frick out loud

:-)

Some part near the end of starfox adventures where you have to fly a pyrodactyl. I remember being so angry that I smashed the gamecube controller against my head, and that it really hurt. At the time I remember feeling absolutely pathetic, but now as an adult, I know it's because I had absolutely pathetic parents.

I smash my right knee with my right punch every time I'm frustrated, you are not alone

I feels like having ants bite your pussy.

>Not a single grammar flaw
LOL retard

That seems like a really unnatural way to punch something. I usually just go for family members since they probably did something wrong lately like burn dinner.

You're eastern european, you try to apply slav grammar to english and it doesn't work that way.

>Implying there are not agressive white man
>thinking this is an english sentence

thats what happens when normalfags get a hold of anything

Only the worst boss in demons souls.

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>he thinks I'm an slavnigger
Wrong again, fag

Why would it be your parents fault that you smashed a video game controller into your head.

Imagine buying your child a gift and decades later that child complaining that it caused them to bash their own head with part of it and blame it on you. You are a horrible person and I am cool.

Threw my headset at the wall due to WoW once. Getting ganked is one thing. Getting ganked while you're still in a loading screen is another. Putting important NPCs who teleport you back and forth, complete with decades long loading screen, in a place where ganking is possible was what broke the camel's back.

How can you get angry at video games? How can you be so inept at controlling your emotions that you get angry at video games? How is that even possible?

You're not central/northern european because their grammar does not set them up to make those kinds of grammatical mistakes.

You tell me, philologist white man

Pushing that fucking ball up a hill in Okami.

Are you pretending to be retarded?

>having such low testosterone you are incapable of anger and lash out on others who can
peak feminine nu male

>Implying everyone in Central Europe talks perfect english
Look at him and laugh

does anyone think paper mario caused aneurysms?

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>acting out of emotion and not out of reason
>masculine
You're no different from women throwing fits.

Maybe it's because I like the world being a dangerous place in MMO's but I never got angry at being ganked, even as a dumbass kid. It all added to the experience for me. I ganked people in loading screens, I've been ganked by people while in loading screens because I had a trash computer. It was all just part of the game to me. Fuck I can't wait until classic. Eve Online is the only other MMO right now that has a dangerous world

youtube.com/watch?v=Xd9_o2qaal8

Did you just noticed that right now?

Are you upset at a Yea Forums post, user? You seem incapable of controlling your emotions. Calm down.

That's not what I was implying at all, what I was saying is that their grammar makes for different kinds of errors. Germans generally do not fail to keep plural and singular apart.

Oh yeah that brings back the memories. What a fuckin' fuck of a boss that one was. The similar fights in the subsequent games I think have never been as brutal as this one; like they were dumbed down versions of this one.

For those that haven't played it you fight two Gargoyle-like things that can fly; shoot projectiles and charge you. You are also suspended on a bridge-like platform you can fall off. It takes a lot of patience to time your attacks between the two of them and novice players are highly likely to get absolutely fucked by the pair.

I don't even know how I feel about Souls games anymore. My favourite series but don't ask me to redo some of these fucking bosses any time soon. Sekiro hurt my soul.

dont forget to take your hormone pills

By your logic I would imagine you take hormone pills.

Man I've been meaning to do a third playthrough for years now but the blockheads drove me insane, I completely forgot how awful that rolling shit was.

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Have sex

Scrub

>men
>follow reason and logic
>women
>entirely work off feelings
Do you actually dispute this?

peak seething insecure manlet-tier

booty blasted

comp overwatch, leaving the game, logging in with another account and requeue for comp like nothing happened

I raged a little bit in mirror's edge on bullshit wallrun-then-turn-around-midair jumps or when you fall to your death because you didn't have enough momentum.
Some bosses in Sekiro and Furi took me 3h+ but I had fun all the way through.

Why are you wasting any more time to speak to that retard? , he's clearly mocking you

Women shit. Did you have to testify in court or just hand over server records or something?

I AM MALE HEAR ME ROAR

Fuck. I’m not even old. This is the first time I’ve ever given up right at the final boss. I’ll probably get back to it someday, but at this point most of my memory of playing this game is wasting hours on dying to the same final boss that stands between me and the credits. Really leaves a bad taste in my mouth after what was otherwise a good game.

Senator Armstrong.

I still get autistically mad when I think about that or see a >2000% MAD macro.

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>needing something to wank to
get out of here, old man.

And you are retarded if you think everyone in the whole country behaves the exact same way to speak a language

Is he? It would be ironic for someone so intellectually lacking to mock anyone.

Are you retarded? If they speak german as their native language, it is natural that they follow the rules of german grammar. When they speak english they may substitute english grammar for german grammar if they are bad at english. This is not anything individual that differs from person to person, their native language is german with german grammar, that is what they'll go back to every time.

english and english grammar should be mandatory for every country

I hate the injustice sometimes. When someone bullies you essentially and gets away with it perfectly. Sometimes you can get them back; sometimes you can keep your pride.

The sometimes you put yourself out there and get put in your place by someone better than you and FUCK it hurts. I'm talking when you fuck up and get killed by guards somehow in a neutral settlement. I'm talking those failed ganks. How about getting Typhooned by a Druid in flight form off your own flying mount and taking an expensive durability hit from what the game explains as a PvE death. How about having the Gamemasters applaud and defend the Druid who killed you repeatedly in that manner when you contacted them about the exploit. How about not being able to simply hop into a different shard and having to deal with some high level cunt literally camping and taunting you and your friend's bodies without mercy on your days off.

But... how about that fucking sick gank where your baited rogues as hunters with traps; invisible pets and a friend Shadowmelded in the bushes? Or when you and your friend used Eyes of the Beast to manually killing spree opposing faction towns using pets; exploiting the fact that cancelling the ability immediately restores your pet to full health and drops NPC aggro. How about escaping a gang-gank by jumping off a cliff onto the back of your friend's two-seater flying mount and riding into the sunset? Mmm.

>laughs in samefagging
Have a nice day, my fellow baited retarded amerimutt

I will get mad and yell when either a game doesn't work properly or I'm playing a mp game and my teammates are bad. I have never actually broken anything though, it seems really stupid to break my own shit.

It was obvious that you were samefagging, that's why I called you an idiot.

Yea Forums rage threads.

Can you both shut the fuck up about your childish problems and give me a (you)?

Here please:

tl;dr

Your English is shit, third worlder.

I only get angry if the game feels unfair.

I punched the floor once - I don't recommend that shit; it is typically very hard and will break your hand before giving anything at all.

I also punched a hole in a wall because I didn't realise how weak plasterboard was. I also learned that same day how to patch and re-paint recently punched wall to hide my shame.

I'm pretty sure one of the reasons was getting my dog-tag's taken by an enemy in Bad Company 2. Not sure why it pissed me off so much but I really wanted to be Predator and someone covered in mud fucking Arnold'd me.

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This was back when the only way to enter arenas was npcs in the middle of Nagrand. You want fair PvP? Fuck you match cancelled due to dying in loading screen. Maybe it's the wanting to PvP but dying without ever seeing anyone that got me.

That leads me to my next question. What Does having a pussy feel like?

I only got mad at him because the PC version shipped with a bug that made cutting the shit he throws at you impossible, which I did not know was a bug until later. Holy fuck I wanted to explode, I had done the fight just fine on PS3.

None i use cheat codes sometimes if its difficult

They wanted the password to the site and a written statement from me. Her parents threatened to sue but didn't go through with it. I still had $8k of legal and travel bills due to that shitshow

???
I played it on PC and cut the shit he threw just fine. Was it a bug exclusive to KB+M controls?

Fuck that, that's some shit deal with over a fucking HL server.

Did the neckbeard at least do any hard time?

What's the angriest you're made people?
youtu.be/GDXOifQQiEg

Dunno, but just today I got pretty angry at realizing after playing literally more than a thousand hours of Monster Hunter, I actually got worse instead of improving.

Trying to solo quelag with a +3 Astora straight sword. Summoned the fat girl and great lightning spear’d her ass dead.

He got like 10 or 12 years but he's already out.

>playing God of War 1 for the first time
>turns out it's overrated dogshit
>repetitive combat, bad pacing, obtuse puzzles, dodgy platforming, samey music, shitty protagonist with terrible backstory, bland plot and enemies
>finally get to Hades
>it's actually the worst
>start shaking uncontrollably, can't even see straight
>straight-up put the game down, turn it off, and try again tomorrow
You know how you're parents say "If it's making you angry, just stop playing it," but that doesn't actually help because you know it'll just make you more pissed knowing that you basically let the game beat you? Well this is the one time I ever heeded that advice, because I was going to do something I would regret later if I continued. I eventually finished the game and it got even worse after Hades.
>fight an indefinite number of clones with more repetitive combat until the game feels like letting you move on
>Ares round 1 isn't so bad, but it still has those horrible qte finishers
>round 2 completely changes the gameplay and I get stomped because I don't know what I'm doing
>just switch to easy mode because I'm fed up with a game that just cheats, so I just go ahead and cheat right back
How this game spawned a massive franchise is beyond me. Terrible game.

>Astora straight sword.
Why would you do that to yourself

NEVER
EVER

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On Factorio I chose train world but modified it and put all the enemy sliders to the max and the evolve/expansion to minimum times. They evolved into large biters which I couldn't even attack in 45 minutes and eventually took over the entire map in less then 2 hours.

Tried this once, kept getting one-shot by wolf spawns immediately out of the tutorial area and realised just how unfun the difficulty mode was, and how shallow the gameplay core is.

Fighting against a whole squad full of shitters on titanfall 2 that used nothing but CARs and Stim.
Then I changed my SMR for a CAR and became a shitter too
Won the match, but felt like a victory devoid of any fun.

lol
I beat the entire thing without any items (save for pellets and a few divine rices) and I'm not even that good at video games

Kek, made me laugh

Why is this so funny

>14 MINUTES

I get mad at video games all the time, whether it's for reasons I feel are the game bullshitting me or just me feeling like I'm retarded for not doing things perfectly by like the 3rd try (mostly the latter, though I have a story about the first). I have stupidly high standards for myself and I actively chastise myself for being bad at videogames even though I'm just going through the process of getting gud.

Story:
>playing dmc5 on PC on my day off, had marathoned the last few hours, at the final final bossfight
>beat it first or second try, pretty happy with myself, post-fight cutscene is playing
>game hard crashes
>instantly see red
>in a place where i'm semi-conscious about not breaking anything expensive but still wanting to vent my rage at how poor optimization has slighted me
>pick up a gatorade bottlecap that was sitting on my desk
>huck it as hard as I can at my window on the other side of the room (shades down)
>my thinking was that it would just slip between the shades and do no damage
>nope
>fully cracks one link, chips another, luckily doesn't damage the window
>continue to seethe while doing much more poorly at the fight I now have to re-do

Somebody explain to me why some people are exactly like me and other people can just nonchalantly quit the game rage-free

i crunched up some paper once

Mortal mode on first play though was a bad idea. No other game has ever made me scream and get a migraine as much as this.

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The ONLY time I've ever lost my composure was while trying to clear my own Mario Maker level to upload a few days ago. After two hours of trying I threw my phone across the room and laid flat on my back on the ground

the people like you simply never learned how to deal with their emotions like an adult, instead opting to lash out the same way they have since they were a floppy, nonverbal infant.

any time something goes wrong in xcom
I panic and try to save my soldiers by alt f4ing even though I'm in Ironman, but sometimes they just were never meant to come back alive and/or I have to leave them behind.

Seeing her reminded me that I need to fap but there's no fucking r34 of her and now I'M fucking angry

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Multiplayer games when better players rape my noob ass.

You need to drop acid once and then take up meditation/mindfulness

absolutely based.

Touhou ludicrous mode, losing at Remilia.

Nearly getting 100% FCC on my Giant Steps chart in Clone Hero and my controller disconnecting before hitting the final note
Haven’t come anywhere close since then

maybe ive been angrier before but the other day this nigger got me fucking PISSED. It wouldn't be so bad if the stage itself wasn't so tedious AND the second bit after he "dies" wasn't fucking ridiculous but man I get riled up just thinking about going back to it.

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Just cheese him.
Climb up to the roof and make him fall to his death.

Second flak mission in darkstar one, had to turn off my computer and go for a walk.

...sauce

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You are one dumb mother fucker.

Orphen scion of sorcery in a mission where I had to escort an old lady who was chased by mosquitos. I kept failing to protect her and she was so fucking slow that I couldn't control my rage. That was many years ago when I was a child.
A year ago though I kept being destroyed by clownpiece in TH15 legacy mode while my younger brother kept irritating me. I eventually lost my cool and started chasing him around my house threatening to kill him. I don't feel proud for that

No you just suck dick. It's a pain in the ass to play but you really just need to understand the patterns like any Souls game. I even beat the Demon Of Hatred bullshit. No cheese required. Just skill and understanding.

The only thing I really disliked about the game is that unless you had really good reaction time, the game basically forces you to slow down which is really fucking annoying. I never felt I had that problem in any of the Souls games.

Mildly frustrated for like 5 seconds. Anything more than that and you're a literal manchild with no control over your emotions, even over a fucking game.

You're just bad at self control but I understand you, my DMC5 crashed 3 times on DH and 2 times on both SoS and DMD after fighting Vergil and every single time it did it was after fighting him as Nero. Funny thing is DMC5 never auto-saved after the Dante's fight so I had to fight Vergil 6 times on a single day