My voice sounds really deep in my head

How do I make my voice sound deeper without poisoning myself

Are you me?

You don't. At least not to other people. Even people with deepest of voices will think that they sounds like faggots when they would listen to recording of themselves. You are used to your voice as you hear it, not as it actually is and the difference throws you off.

>Try and be really expressive with my talking, so that it's interesting to listen to
>Listen to a recording of myself
>I always sound monotone, like I'm about to kill myself any second

I have the opposite problem, my voice sounds deeper than how I hear it.

Give us a vocaroo, OP.

autotune

Don't be a woman.

>think I sound a total queer as is
>and I hear my voice deeper than it actually is

I don't even dare to record myself, I'd probably vomit on the spot if I heard what I really sound like

Hey OP, make a vocaroo of the line "Even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you."

>think my voice is normal
>it's actually deep and mumbly
>think my pronunciation is on point
>it actually sounds like I'm speaking with an egg in my mouth

vocaroo.com/i/s07XNmz801H8
:)

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>I actually hear my voice deeper on recordings
>fuckyeah.png
>But it also sounds like I am constantly mumbling like an idiot and not vocalizing for shit.
Fuck me. No wonder why my customers at work keep asking me to repeat myself

This. I sound like I’m having a stroke most of the time.

Not OP, but I am the guy that said "Kurwa mac, cyka debil!" vocaroo.com/i/s0BMjFNU7IgR

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Put a barrier in front of your ears with a book or something and listen
That's how you sound like to other people

i have the exact opposite problem. i sound queer to myself but like a dumb stoner in recordings

>think i have a good voice
>actually too deep and monotone
i want mine to be little bit higher

>people tell me I sound fat and ask if I am fat/tell me to post my bmi

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I request one cute sounding boy vocaroo

Are you?

Don't worry, friend. I've had people call me out for being 6'7 until they heard my voice in VC. The 'uhhhh' in their voices was _perfection incarnation._

vocaroo.com/i/s08xiamI5bYV

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Exactly me. I realised a few years ago my voice is beyond faggy, when I always thought I had a soothing deep barritone.
Fucked me up real good. I dislike speaking publically now.

>Have Irish accent
>Speak in an EU server
>LMAO DUDE POTATOS U SOUND LIKE A FAGGOT
>Speak in an NA server
>Always get compliments

I kinda feel your pain OP. My voice is really light too and when a lot of people are talking to me at once I get nervous and start stuttering. I always get teased about it because I'm always leading people around and occasionally just sound like some gay idiot.

>make a stupid vocaroo
>anons say I should be a voice actor
>now it's constantly posted all over Yea Forums

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i was fat when i was a kid, i guess the sound of pudgy cheeks is just here to stay

>think "fake it till you make it", work out and pay some attention to appearance, maintain upright posture, attempt to speak with confidence
>get the feeling people always eventually see through it
>happen to listen to myself on a recording
>I'm a fucking obvious stuttering mumbling turbo autist

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same I love my head voice but my actual voice isn't as deep and it just sounds kinda throaty but not deep

post it

I'm these fuckheads. Request me lines to read out loud. Fuck you.

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Merci Docteur

I know that feel op why are we born with faggots voices? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>tfw you thought you sound like arnold schwarzenegger
>tfw turns out you sound like a 13 year old girl

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user everyone thinks their voice sounds faggy through recordings. It's like a rule of nature.

People always confuse me for a black guy because of my voice even though I'm white

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

vocaroo.com/i/s0PvukArQVa7

>tfw androgynous voice where people have to ask if I'm a guy or girl

Oh god is that you? Someone was playing that last night in a l4d2 party van server.

>always thought I had a distinctive normal soft voice
>actually sound like a 12 year old hit hard by puberty
This explains the comments about my country singer/radio voice.

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Within your normal range, your voice will be deepest when you are relaxed and speaking from your chest, rather than your throat or head. You can sound more masculine by literally just being calm and confident, it won't get that much deeper though.

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testosterone

Here you go, you attention slut

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I can see what they're talkin' about. That was a dumb, super dumb fucking recording but you have a tone that I could totally see being in some vidya or animated movie.

this

the same can be said about mirrors and cell phone selfies

vocaroo.com/i/s1CtxKMkR9xr

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Is that actually you? I've been spamming videos with it on Discord for a while now, you did a pretty damn good job.

S-source of that bunny?

vocaroo.com/i/s06JiUNRDHdu
:(

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You better start sucking dick, you were clearly born for it.

Seconded.

made in abyss

ye
seeing it even uploaded on youtube in multiple places is kind of weird
y-you too

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>was pretty mute as a kid and shy, was still somewhat mute even in my teens
>because of this the volume i speak at seems "normal" to me
>try to voice chat
>always get told i'm pretty quiet/too quiet
>even when i have my mic at 100% volume
>strains my voice if i try to speak louder for a period of time

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Whisky

This is like a character in Wreck it Ralph fell into the Yea Forums pit and just recently got rescued.

It's probably not as bad as you think. I hate the sound of my own voice in recordings but that's just cause I've gotten used to the voice I hear when speaking normally.

vocaroo.com/i/s00ZjHzRPJ2K

really?
alcohol does that?

thats just because americunts cant bant

based

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It creates more of a rasp then a deepness to me, then again I'm partially deaf.

BASED

Protip: use your chest for acoustics, not your head/throat.

Yes, but it also has a side effect of making you look like a walking corpse. Because the amount you need to change your voice will affect you in more ways than one.

The bane of my existence. I only seem to have to settings, specially since I have a low, sometimes gravely, voice. Either too quiet or booming. I can project my voice really easily but I can't find that sweet spot of just being normal.

i'm usually having pretty good voice when i'm hungover. it looks premium retarded because whenever i get this voice, i feel like singing. imagine hungover man who looks like he wants to die, but he sings along with some bullshit cheerful song anyways

post a vocaroo of you speaking something in your mother-tongue
americans need not apply

Just look at Tom Waits. Dude had a really clear and soft spoken voice earlier in his career and turned into a pit full of gravel and brimstone.

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vocaroo.com/i/s1Xc7XmfH63m

you just gotta believe in yourself. Or in the you that believes in yourself. Whatever's easier

My voice sounds gay as shit too user
vocaroo.com/i/s0tW9EtfsRBu

give me something to read in chinese

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

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I wonder if he'll actually do it, the madman...

sure, I'll just skip over the english

一个小孩儿问他的爸爸:“爸爸,结婚 需要 花 多少钱”

爸爸说:“儿子,我 不知道。 我 还在付款!”

>look in mirror
>"damn, I'm hot!"
>probably not hot

weird

vocaroo.com/i/s1jpeK1yqgR4

vocaroo.com/i/s1lxIu6CDx6j

Guess which one is the real one

>I do like dudes but that's not the point.
Kek. You're alright, user.

Snooping as usual, I see

>giving complete strangers shit is banter
I don't think you understand that sort of thing is supposed to be a thing you do with friends and family.

>look at a photo
>pretty cool
>look in the mirror
>vomit inducing

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>look in the mirror
>I look pretty good
>look in the mirror 5 minutes later
>I suck

vocaroo.com/i/s1wdAmotrwzN
lmao

literally the opposite for me

i look like a greek god in the mirror and then in photos i look deformed

maybe because all i have is a shitty phone camera?

better than apparently being hot but having very little connection with your physical appearance, so every time someone compliments your attractiveness you feel deeply uncomfortable but have to play it off
or being called a genius from an early age over and over and over again when you're already hiding your mental issues by the age of 6 because your brother got institutionalized and you're afraid they'll come for you so you bullshit your entire life and never actually end up being a person because you crafted a hollow shell for everyone else

nice

I'm going to use this as micspam when cheeky chinamen start flaming me in games. Thank you so much.

>How do I make my voice sound deeper without poisoning myself
you gay bro. Accept that your voice matches you

>Look in the mirror
>Not too shabby, I must say
>Look in a photo
>OH GOD BURN THE PHOTO
I'm still holding out hope that I'm just not photogenic
Probably not though

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Same thing happened to me when a discord server I was on had a voice delay. There was some Ving Rhames sounding faggot and I immediately checked the 'who's on voice chat' to give them shit. I was the faggot.

the problem is I became out of breath mid way because I didn't properly pace myself, the pasta is surprisingly long

The madman actually did.
It was nice knowing you. What's the equivalent to the gulags in China?

>he could be saying anything and nobody here would know

>What's the equivalent to the gulags in China?

Life

>I was the faggot

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reminds me of my brother
>looks kinda weird as-is
>take video/photo of him
>suddenly he's chad mchandsome perfecthair
wtf

It's actually a Yvan eht Nioj situation.

But Americans are the only ones who have good bants

get the fuck off Yea Forums kirino

everyone else sounds like a faggot as well, don't beat yourself up

hey, you know part of puberty and general teenage life is knowing yourself and understanding who you are, and being able to love yourself for who you are

vocaroo.com/i/s1Z3EBiuTSWL
Any commies?

>tfw shit talking some brit or aussie into such a blind rage all they can do is scream about being fat or eating burgers
lmao

nice blog fag

vocaroo.com/i/s1bBy8LEHyuP
Have fun.
vocaroo.com/i/basedJrtOj0vsP
Fuck it, it sounded funny in my head.
vocaroo.com/i/s1ShgQ5CP9fw
vocaroo.com/i/s1tIxYsuaQgw

you forgot to quote at least fifteen other posts fag

I know this feel

don't ever reply to me or my son ever again

FUCK
i knew it
I knew those posters going >he can't read chinese
weren't fucking larping
FUCK OFF

All of those BMWF cuck posts? Chinese larpers.

I took a selfie a while back and while one side of my face looked ok the other side looked like it was melting, one eye was much lower than the other and my lip on that side was drooping
it'll be down to the type of lens the camera uses, though if I remember right when I did a preview on snapchat it looked ok so I guess some apps might be smart enough to correct any irregularities? not really sure

>teamkill enemies
>girl breathily goes "nice!" on mic
>key mic, say "thanks"
>she goes "ew" and leaves voice chat

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pretty cringe

nah, I think were just aussies

will you be too busy sucking your wife's son's dick

>started losing weight recently, been kinda overweight
>every time i look at the mirror, i get happier and happier
>had some other major life changes, started enjoying life like never before
>every day i'm doing my absolute best not to think about the fact that this happiness is not endless, and that someday i'll be left with severe addiction to good feels and no sources of happiness around
i hope it won't end as bad as i think, because there is no stopping now

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was meant for

A significant amount of it is by a half-jewish half-asian guy called eurasiantiger

Keep listening to your own voice and once you get used to it you won't sound like a faggot anymore.

What could you possibly sound like for this to happen

Lmfao voicelets

>hear my own voice
>sound like an awkward big child
>women hear it
>they say it's deep and they love it

Thank fucking goodness

Other than the last part, that also applies to me. Every compliment I've ever gotten I turn it into a self-deprecating joke, which just tends to make people upset.

vocaroo.com/i/s1iohRU2uxw2
Kek.

vocaroo.com/i/s14H4rN4GOqB

The Virgin Tone
>weak, ineffectual
>small-voiced and distant, feels anxiety while speaking
>repeats himself sometimes because he thinks no one hear him. they just didn't care
>jittery and neurotic
>has to drink water every now and then or his voice breaks up. post-nasal drip due to bad genes

The Chad Inflection
>confident, powerful
>projects his voice, because everything he says is worthy of being heard
>everything he says, even a mere whisper, remains etched in the minds of those around him for years afterwards - why would he need to repeat himself?
>smooth and assured
>has never seen a glass of water