Why is Blizzard so disappointing? Only reason I was hyped for BFA is because I wanted a Jaina that was a bloodthirsty vengeful force that would clash with Sylvanas. Instead she sucks Thralls cock as soon as he shows up. And we get yet another expansion of the Alliance working with the Horde only to have the Horde fuck them over again.
Why is Blizzard so disappointing...
WoW storyline feels like they want to copy the MCU, with the various faction leaders (Avengers) alternating between conflict and teaming up to fight a bigger threat. Seriously imagine the various faction leaders as comic superheroes and you can devise the next Marvel movie plot.
>former rivals Iron Man (Jaina) and Captain America (Thrall) team up to bring down seemingly evil superhero Dr. Strange (Sylvanas), but in the end it is revealed to all be part of his masterplan to bring everyone together and fight Thanos (Old God numero twenty)
>rogue superhero Mysterio (Garrosh Hellscream) escapes trial and travels back in time to assemble a proto-Avengers team (Iron Horde) to go back to the future and defeat the new Avengers
i miss the days when faction leaders mostly stayed in the capital and we didn't trail them every second in some interminable world quest. attacking Undercity in WotLK after the Wrathgate with Thrall or Varian was cool, it's not cool to wander around every single new area with them
"I am listening now Father!"
Month later
"Ummm, Thrall your bicep is SO big I can only wonder what else is there for me to discover"
Jaina and Sylvanas both need to get down for good this time
Fuck these bitches.
I am tired of them
They annoy everyone who isn't masturbation addicted moron.
you cant have jaina being the villain because the end boss is Nzoth.
There are emerald dream Legion references that sets all of this xalatath/Nzoth stuff up 3 years ago.
>WotLK patch where we raid the Lich is called the Fall of the Lich King
>Bfa patch where we raid Azshara is called The Rise of Azshara
Makes me think
This, I want Sylvanas and Jaina to interact! They were supposed to be the headliners of this exp, no?
for me it's dreadlord jaina
>"Ummm, Thrall your bicep is SO big I can only wonder what else is there for me to discover"
>Daelin's ghost is now there, behind her, to witness this
ORC'd
It's just another example of a developer going down the shitter because they replaced most of their staff with SJWs and feminists over the years.
>Being interested in anything from nu-Blizz
>Especially anything WoW
I want it all to burn. I want someone to rise from these ashes and make Blizzard games great again. Starting with retconning WoW into an alternate reality and making WarCraft IV that is absolutely independent from WoW. And if it actually has to include anything from WoW, then only the actual good, and by good I mean GOOD, things the RTS fans actually don't hate.
>"IS HE THE BOMB THIS TMIE?!?!"
i cringe
we are all the same love everyone fuck patriotism fuck identity mix fuck you assimilate
bro noone plays RTS anymore. they will milk MMOs til the tit is petrified
not only that, even normal developers bow down to sjw shit because 'can't make the misses mad!'. It's unbeleivable how cucked most husbands are today thanks to the threat of divorce, they literally say 'oh better play safe with the kids, don't want any grounds for divorce.' etc.
Well it makes sense since divorce courts are so biased in favor of women that it's likely you'll never get to see your kids again if you get a divorce.
>Overwatch ruined by CC and general unbalance.
>Hots taken out back and shot.
>I haven't checked but assume Hearthstone is on life support.
>Starcraft in purgatory. Will be surprised to see a new installment.
>Diablo Immortal.
>WoW BFA the worst it's been. Seems like they blew all their decent ideas on Legion.
>WoW Classic likely to fail, but at least has hope.
Is WC3R the only hope for Blizzard?
The dragon lore is great and I want to see how Azsharas plan unfolds since she wanted us in Nazjatar and also how this benefits Sylvanas since she somehow knew this was going to happen with Nathanos holding Xalatath in the cinematic
That's why you should just never marry.
If she loves you she will understand if not then she can go to hell as she actually wants to have you as a source of income and maybe even thought about divorcing you later even before you married.
Women are vile creatures. They should not be trusted.
What did Sylvanas wrong? the horde looks like a bunch of dindus meanwhile Sylvanas is trying to do the hard work just like when Garrosh was warchief
Blizzard is going to go and milk everything they can from their old franchises. They've already started with the Broodwar remaster and we have both Classic and WC3R coming. The only thing they won't touch is Diablo because they're still butthurt people didn't like the RMAH in D3. Instead they'll release Diablo Immortal to spit in the face of the community, make a shitton of money from Chinksects and promptly bury the franchise.
This pretty much. Back in vanilla and the first expansions you knew shit as real when important characters got involved. Now they show up in every fucking quest chain and normal NPCs are irrelevant.
A bunch of countries actually have laws that if you cohabitate long enough you can be basically considered as married in the eyes of the law when it comes to some things.
maybe hitting rock bottom is what the company needs to truly come up with better things. classic's success so far will at the very least shake things a little up concerning WoW's path forward
Yeah you're probably right. Maybe seeing Classic and WC3R succeed will force them a step back to their core audience.
ON AN OPEN FIELD, JAINA
So, why do people cry so much about the horde when they lost the war really really hard? Somehow we stole important bodies from the proudmoore family. We raided their azerite stash, zandalari has the best navy. Then in one cutscene all the ships blow up because somehow and Jaina fucks everything up. "Bwonsamdi help me take a shit" dies but the alliance doesn't lose anybody. Not even shitters like Midget King. The first thing i see when i start the new quest line is the "might" of the horde running away in 3 ships.
They'll just blame white male gamers like everyone else.
The alliance has so many fucking nuclear options but they don't even use them. They're not even holding back on the whole innocents account either, as they fucking kill them when they want to.
WoW needs to either go into space after the fucking legion or into the core of azeroth to fight the fucking void
>blizzard
This is wrong : The Horde took all the nelf territories.
So far the alliance had 0 vengeance about that.
Navies is somehow relevant because the writers wanted it so. However Alliance lose their navy as well in 8.2
>BFA advertised as a huge scale battle between the alliance and horde
>the entirety of the alliance storyline is doing favours for fat fucks so you can find out where jaina is
>once you find out you go and rescue her with little resistance
>lol please look forward to more story content in future patches
fuck off
Wait until you see the hearthstone censorship
I actually like how Mekkatorque is in stasis from his fight in BoD where he pretty much dies. It ties in nicely with Mechagon since I assume he'll turn part robotic to come back alive so we get Mechagnomes
GREENED
FELSTALKER'd
>Is WC3R the only hope for Blizzard?
>expands on jaina and sylvanas stories
>by nu-blizz
welp
>Hots taken out back and shot
>Horde burns down Teldrassil and wipes out a bunch of Nelf towns because Saurfang brought an army down a vertical cliff face
>Alliance takes Undercity despite coming completely unprepared for the Blight, thankfully Jaina showed up for they would have lost horribly
>Horde war campaign is focused and fucks with the Alliance in multiple ways
>Alliance war campaign is a mess of stupid bullshit that doesn't hut the Horde at all
>to get the Horde out of Dazar'alor the Alliance "have" to sacrifice a whole army despite having every fucking advantage
>the only thing they accomplish is killing someone with an heir who loves the Horde, ensuring the Zandalari join them
>blowing up almost the entire Horde navy is barely mentioned and happens completely offscreen
>now with Nazjatar most of the Alliance navy got sunk by Azshara to tip the balance back to equality
>BRO'S
>IT'S NOT FAIR
NO. Reforged is a filthy cashgrab at this point. They are rewriting and altering WCIII to be more compatible with WoW and the new models range from meh to retarded.
Wait nigga what censorship
I want to marry and impregnate Jaina.
i only care about playing HD Gem TD t b h.
No blood, no skin, bad! BAD!
I crack up at eviscerate every time.
Why don't you just jump ship and play a real mmo, sinner?
>they literally removed the succubus
COME ON MAN
>ffxiv
>real mmo
It's a shitty WoWclone at best. And WoW is garbage.
Stop punctuating greentext newfag.
Isn't Thrall supposed to have a litteral who as a wife and have a child with her?
I don't see how Jaina have any chance with him even if i liked the pairing in W3.
It's LITERALLY Siege of Ogrimmar all over again
It's not Thrall, it's "Go'El"
All of this was iirc done by Metzen who, for some reason, absolutely hated the Thrall/Jaina pairing ; he allegedly also wrote Thrall to shave his head after he himself started to get bald
Now that Metzen is out of the way, anything can happen
To be fair after playing shadowbringers the difference is night and day when it comes to story telling.
SB doesn't miss a beat with it's characters and gives you a great story with an end. WoW just keeps dragging you on again and again with terrible writing and character retcons.
I guess that inevitable though, when you've been around as long as WoW has.
>when it comes to story telling.
You're talking like it's a fucking singleplayer game. Story ain't what makes a good mmo.
Story matters alot my dude.
Also WoW has trash gameplay to so I don't know what's driving it besides neckbeards who have like 10+ years invested
The problem is having to trudge through the base game story. Wow has great arcs. I realised that i missed Legion when it came out and that was a really fun part. Tehnology, flying bases, warframes,demons, Illidan coming back.BFA is weak shit in comparison to Legion and i hear people really hated Legion
Well like i said even if Metzen and his bullshit is gona there is no way to fix what has been done.
And having a wife and child is not something you can retcon beside maybe by killing them.
I loved legion, my favorite expac in a while. To bad they blew away everything legion did right so they could make thier sylvanas/jaina wank off storyline
It was Thral from the split dimension all along. Doneeee!
legion was the best recieved expansion since wrath
the thrall/jaina pairing retarded bullshit was the literal precursor to BLACKED
>Story matters alot my dude.
No it doesn't when it's served to the player like they're in a singleplayer game. That sort of story based questing and player being the hero of the story doesn't belong in MMORPGs. It goes directly against the whole MMO part of the game.
Going from Legion to BfA felt as anticlimactic as if the LOTR films had actually included the Scouring of the Shire after the dramatic showdown at Mordor.
It feels so retarded that after the final battle with the Legion and meeting the Titans and being made the kings of our classes and taking up the most legendary weapons in the world that we walk away from all that and go back to faction squabbies.
I bet that next expac we are going to space. It would have been a nice followup to Legion but we are doing it after another local brawl
I thought it was a big waste to squeeze Argus itself in as the last patch of Legion instead of saving for an expansion all of its own
At least Argus was three zones. Nazjatar and Azshara should have been an entire expansion and they've been crammed into one incredibly shitty zone
It will most likely be like Lothar's ambush by Doomhammer all over again, ie, it never existed
What i don't get is what are they adding from here onwards? There are 8 more big patches with content to add. Will we get a voidrealm?
How the fuck do you figure eight?
I wws thinking that every big number change brings new stuff and every .1 .2 brings fixes
Wow is dead to me after WoTLK, the slaughter of the talent trees combined with the sharp decrease in the quality of writing has completely turned me away from it.
I liked some of the cinematics from BfA and the two tie-in novels on Blizz's website (which were surprisingly good as far as video games novels go), but it doesn't have the same magic.
>I loved Legion
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Awfully bland, generic, and uninspired voice acting, voice lines that could be directly ripped out of a Marvel Movie script generator, and a predictable "twist" at the end
Maybe it's nostalgia that makes me like old WoW, but I do believe it used to have much higher standards of quality in acting and writing.
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Who cares about the campaign you'll get through within a few days, 1-2 weeks at most?
What matters is the MAP EDITOR and whether we can see a revival of WC3:TFT's custom maps once again. They were so much fun. I still remember the time when the custom map server list was still less than 50% DotA Allstars servers. Good times.
>Scouring of the Shire
Perhaps very anticlimatic, but a fundamental part of the LoTR trilogy nonetheless. I liked BfA at least for that ; however the justifications for "lol let's wage war again" are extremely shallow and the tie-ins novels have a very hard time constructing them.
At least, in Cataclysm, the war between the two powers was fueled by a third party, which made some sense, whereas here, it's just "lol muh resources"
Too late for that, theyre remastering the old games with new writing to cater to WoW.
Speaking of old games, is Vampirism Fire dead forever or is it just me ?
community.vampirism.eu
idk about the forums but I was playing Gem TD earlier and saw a few vamp fire games in the lobby.
Expect battle for azeroth horde vs alliance.
Get some wakanda bullshit city in a jungle of the dumbest stereotype nignog race of wow with zero world pvp while lvling. With zero of the fun things.
Blizzard is just pure sjw garbage. They will find a way to fk up classic and w3 remake.
I went to their >discord and apparently their host bots got taken down (why ?) by Blizzard, so it's most likely pretty irregular now
after playing wow since wc3 if there is one thing i know for sure it is that proudmoore did nothing wrong.
You obviously mean that Garrosh did nothing wrong
>and w3 remake
They allegedly leaked the design of dark ranger that was accidentally recolored as an NE archer (pic related) and you can immediately see that she's far more covered up than before and her massive tits are probably gone too.
There'll be plenty to complain about in Reforged, don't you worry.
>Garrosh
In Blizzard's push to have more "synergy" in WC3 I can only imagine that Garrosh is going to show up in WC
She could never resist his big green muscles.
They've been shit since 2007 newfag
idk if you need hostbots anymore, do you?
Seeing as he's from Outland that would be borderline impossible without a hideous, massive retcon
Nobody can
How long before they recreate hots entirely in WC3R
Hosting did get streamlined, but it was useful for having a near-constant lobby to hop in (and also they used it to gather stats iirc)
why would they? nobody likes hots
got a source for that?
HoTS models are a lot better than what little has been shown of Reforged
I had fun playing it 2 years ago with my buddies ; however soloplay in cancer (like in any moba) and it's deader than disco now
I'm expecting auto chess myself.
Jaina being back and different has made me some good money on commissions. Come on now user, relax. Nobody wants Sylvanas commissions because she is so stale.
>Why is Blizzard so disappointing?
ALL THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THEIR GOOD GAMES ARE LONG GONE
LISTEN
THEY ARE NOT THE SAME COMPANY ANYMORE
LISTEN
ALL THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THEIR GOOD GAMES ARE LONG GONE
LISTEN
THEY WILL NEVER MAKE A GOOD GAME EVER AGAIN
This is what i don't get :
Why not make both game in the same engine, with the same mod tools, etc?
Save of money AND was more appealing.
>Jaina back
thanks papi
>HoTS models are a lot better than what little has been shown of Reforged
Reforged was shown completely without polish, on top of the fact that the Lich King continues to look like ass and they're clearly never going to fix him.
Well that's a fucking awful idea, because one of the worst parts of hots was that it ran on a profoundly limited version of the Starcraft 2 engine.
The censorship makes me glad I stopped giving them money so long ago, and won't give them money for classic. So many complicit supporters - let the fucking artists be artists god damn.
because Reforged is supposed to be compatible with classic WC3, playing the same maps and maybe even with the option to toggle old graphics like SCR
Why this guy hate the Light and Paladin ?
World of Cuckolding is shit? Who would have thought.
It's still better than the wc3 engine.
That's retarded. Either they take the SCR route, either they make a true remake like RE2 or FF7.
It was actually called Fail of the Lich King.
You understand that about 95% of the artists that do artwork for games don't give a fuck about what they are drawing, and could not care less if they are told to cover titties or write anti-semitic propaganda on their foreheads. They are just doing their job and most don't even touch the games they worked for.
Legion was very pretty but the base gameplay was fucking garbage and the class hall questlines were the biggest imbalance of nepotism
Thats to much work. Easy peasy copy pastey blizzard way.
Yea, I am, I just lived in a happy world for four seconds while writing my previous post.
>That's retarded. Either they take the SCR route, either they make a true remake like RE2 or FF7.
I don't understand why you think the ability to switch between classic and upgraded is retarded.
>let the fucking artists be artists god damn
>unless the artists aren't drawing giant titties on everything
Bots were kill in 1.28 iirc, they cluttered the game list with lobbies that'd often start once per pay.
They also fostered circlejerks and gatekeeping so I'm glad to see them gone, although they did have more in-game functionality than what we have now
Nothing's stopping you from learning to draw
>I don't understand why you think the ability to switch between classic and upgraded is retarded.
What's the point of an upgrade if you don't use it
I write, user.
Because the result ends up being a fucking mess?
epic fail xd
Orcs are just niggers. Anyone who likes orcshit is a cuck just like the nigger lovers.
I thought they were mongols
If niggers were 100% composed of muscular walls of meat with cocks the size of a thanksgiving turkey, I'd love 'em too.
Unfortunately, that is not the case so imma stick to the green dick.
Can very well say to ignore the remaster.
Half Orc-Elf is the best husbando and you can't change my mind
Orcs are a mix of mongols and native Americans
>Rewrite WC3 lore to cater to the retail story that has been rewritten every expansion just as you are about to kill current retail to go back to vanilla
I only like hairy orcs
VFR lobby up
>not enjoying the perfect skin of an elf with the muscles of an orc
Pretty sure that's just a human though.
>thinking a fucking RTS that is the worst looking remaster I've ever seen is going to save anything
this is literally the epitome of what it means to be a blizzdrone, continuing to eat shit and asking for more