>mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"
>mfw smash players call mirror matches "dittos"
>mfw smash players call footsies "spacing"
>mfw smash players call recovery frames "endlag"
>mfw smash players call mixups "messy guessies"
>mfw smash players call landing frames "landlag"
>mfw smash players call team matches "crew battles"
>mfw smash players call grab punish "shield grab"
>mfw smash players call side switches "crossups"
>mfw smash players call meaties "late hits"
>mfw smash players call blockstrings "shield combos"
>mfw smash players call reversals "out of shield options"
>mfw smash players call a series of unchallenged hits "combos"
>mfw smash players call strings "natural combos"
>mfw smash players call actual combos "cheap"
>mfw smash players call any stage that isn't flat a "One Two banneroo"
>mfw smash players call top players "gods"
>mfw smash players call zoning "spam"
>mfw smash players call money matches "cash battles"
>mfw smash players call button checks "handwarmers"
>mfw smash players call Ike "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call Link "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call Marth "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call okizeme "tech chasing"
>mfw smash players call showers "yearlies"
Mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"
>op calls cock sucking "routines"
I like playing Super Smash Bros. Melee competitively. I also love the fact that it makes Yea Forums seeth.
Friendlies is a term that comes from sports. It's not some childish thing that smashies made up.
please bathe
I bathe and put on deodorant everyday. I will admit that this one TO I played with was sweaty and smelled like he didn't wear deodorant that day though.
please tell your colleagues to bathe then
*fucks kids*
Lmao bro melee is fucking awesome and we're making Yea Forums seethe
*shits self*
That's exactly what I'm doing. I play it every day and love it. At the same time you get pissed off and spout memes.
They don't use items at tournaments. Deodorant counts as an item. Showerheads as well.
>That's exactly what I'm doing
>After a post about fucking kids
Smash """""humans"""" everyone
Stop living in the past, user.
A smash ultimate player was fucking kids though.
>There's a difference in your shovelware baby garbage
Lmao smash players are a joke
I'm not sure who's trolling who anymore. But there was recently a controversy that claimed Melee and Ultimate weren't the same "Smash Community" so there is definitely a separation. I'll keep playing melee and have fun while you shitpost on Yea Forums and seeth over the game.
*fucks kids*
*shits self*
bro we are well respected alright stop insulting us
*bullies a 15 year old*
As a Smash pro, we in the community call taking a shower "yearlies"
Shitting yourself = psych out
>mfw smash players call not being autistic "neverlies"
>being so mad you make this chart
I wonder who the autists here are
yikes
Absolutely based
Fairly certain only 2 of these are real
>frens
please go back to pol
Oopsie poopsies
>smash players call self destructs "etikas"
>etikies
Why does melee make Yea Forums so mad?
No one is mad at you faggots, we're laughing at you
Sure seem mad.
>deodorant =
Nice.
Smash is a joke and we're laughing. Imagine having a community that speaks in baby talk playing nintendo shit
For someone not mad you reply quite angrily.
They are just throwing out endless bait and melee players take it because they are passionate about it.
It's the same reason we have dark souls 2 threads every day.
the media attacks melee because they hate real communities.
Was the reply an ouchie wouchie messy guessy?
It was quite amusing when I realised most negative articles about smash are from Ian Watkins. That dude has a serious hate boner.
hey guys I'm having a birthday party and melee will be there! mum's making us food and we have to play nice, so no lamies, guessies, or ouchies
Still mad as fuck.
>mfw smash players call getting angry 'maddies"
Why does smash make you so mad? It's not healthy to obsess over things like this.
absolute messy guessy of a postie
Please, it's not good for your mental health to obsess over things you hate.
>mfw smash players think an empty jump into grab is special and needs a term
>OP was actually mad enough about Smash to make this image
Smash is living inside your head rent-free. Please go outside.