Mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"

>mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"
>mfw smash players call mirror matches "dittos"
>mfw smash players call footsies "spacing"
>mfw smash players call recovery frames "endlag"
>mfw smash players call mixups "messy guessies"
>mfw smash players call landing frames "landlag"
>mfw smash players call team matches "crew battles"
>mfw smash players call grab punish "shield grab"
>mfw smash players call side switches "crossups"
>mfw smash players call meaties "late hits"
>mfw smash players call blockstrings "shield combos"
>mfw smash players call reversals "out of shield options"
>mfw smash players call a series of unchallenged hits "combos"
>mfw smash players call strings "natural combos"
>mfw smash players call actual combos "cheap"
>mfw smash players call any stage that isn't flat a "One Two banneroo"
>mfw smash players call top players "gods"
>mfw smash players call zoning "spam"
>mfw smash players call money matches "cash battles"
>mfw smash players call button checks "handwarmers"
>mfw smash players call Ike "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call Link "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call Marth "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call okizeme "tech chasing"
>mfw smash players call showers "yearlies"

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>op calls cock sucking "routines"

I like playing Super Smash Bros. Melee competitively. I also love the fact that it makes Yea Forums seeth.

Friendlies is a term that comes from sports. It's not some childish thing that smashies made up.

please bathe

I bathe and put on deodorant everyday. I will admit that this one TO I played with was sweaty and smelled like he didn't wear deodorant that day though.

please tell your colleagues to bathe then

*fucks kids*
Lmao bro melee is fucking awesome and we're making Yea Forums seethe
*shits self*

That's exactly what I'm doing. I play it every day and love it. At the same time you get pissed off and spout memes.

They don't use items at tournaments. Deodorant counts as an item. Showerheads as well.