Project Overseer

Get in here fags:
overseer2.com/
Session name: o/v/erseer
Password: FUCKHUSSIE
Guides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1B6Zf5XlFKgoaDc2S7b54TRIjq4uf2RGbAuweFGua2e8/edit
the-overseer.fandom.com/wiki/Beginner's_Guide_to_the_Overseer_Project

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Other urls found in this thread:

the-overseer.fandom.com/wiki/Beginner's_Guide_to_the_Overseer_Project
pastebin.com/CxDGNVTh
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Yro7zW_JR8KmyKn0vkuv3efu_HKQSP8MyO6hi3eQdus/edit?ts=58e03282#gid=0
youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_us3k4mTJGjPpVVk_gY0gm4mUdYIqbXHOdbrHEkix7c/edit#gid=0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Didn't the website die last night?

oh fuck why another session entirely?
I already started yesterday

Seems to be alive right now.

>a whole new session
why

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Shit broke, the old session might not even still exist.

The previous one turned into a complete shitshow with inactive players, broken chains and people begging for server players
Also this

Rose said that like 90% of all sessions have a fail rate
Guess she was right

>tfw want to play but have to go in an hour

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I'll start but how do I know who I'm supposed to server/client?

>all of our characters are trapped in the incipisphere in a dead session
oh no

Just choose someone, or ask in the thread if somebody wants to be a server/client

Yo Maddo, MV here

just uh


give me a second I guess I have no idea what Im doing

They actually finished the development?

I'm pretty sure they just stopped and left it unfinished, but playable.

I deployed your shit, no idea what to do now, open the cruxtruder maybe?

Nope, the site's been abandoned for 3 years. Such is the cruel fate of our fading fanbase.

just need to figure out how to get a computer desu

Go to Item Catalogue and get a laptop, then drop it in Inventory.

go in item catalogue, select computer from first list, captchalogue it, then go in inventory and drop computer so it's in your house, then you can connect to someone else in server.
if you check session mates you can actually see who is connected to who so you get an idea of who is available
I literally figured this shit out right now

>the-overseer.fandom.com/wiki/Beginner's_Guide_to_the_Overseer_Project

>Sburb, as presented by Homestuck,

thanks i already hate it and you by extension

>two player chain
ah fuck

why the fuck did you connect to me

Hope you guys are Space and Time players!

turns out we are both space
welp

>the first one is a Space player
Good.
>the second one is also a Space player
Fuck.

my bad

Ahahahaha
Well, theoretically a solo-Space session is possible, you just can't fuck ANYTHING up, even once. Good luck!

Blorfus here, if ya boys want a server player, lemme know (I'm a Heir of Space by the way)

what do you mean fuck up?
what can be fucked up?

I'm not talking about Overseer at this point, I mean Sburb in general. A Space player is all that's needed to create the "Win" condition for a session, breeding the Genesis Frog. A Time player is needed to ensure that the alpha timeline flows correctly and that inevitable mistakes are ironed out. Without a Space player, the session is void and cannot be won. Without a Time player, you have no do-overs, everything you do is final. And because it's so damn easy to fuck up in Sburb, a Time player is almost a requirement to ensure you CAN reach the "Win" condition at all.

But as far as Overseer goes, I dunno. Try it and see how far you can get with a two-man Space-only session.

Entering with grist preset Cold...
Entering with grist preset Elemental...
A blinding white light engulfs you as you break your Cruxite Artifact.
When you come to, you realize the outside world has changed. You, as well as your entire dwelling, have been transported to the Land of Pasta and Memes.
Your sprite, having taken on a more humanoid, ghostly form, hovers next to you proudly.
Your adventure has only just begun...

well I'm in

Fuck I'd love to make a non-shit version of overseer, can we start a project or something?
I can code

>non-shit version of overseer
Actually impossible

im dropping a pastebin of some of the text guides i posted in the last thread that hold your hand a little more through starting the game than the other guides do
hope it helps someone
pastebin.com/CxDGNVTh

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There's the genesis project but it's way less finished than overseer if you can believe it. Also an action RPG instead of a text game.

I'm the guy who made this session, if you want me to rearrage the chain with admin powers, just tell me

forgot to mention that when you pick a player as a server you shouldnt pick the person that served you in order to avoid closing the chain of players so other people can still join it

it should be obvious but people still fuck it up
looking at my client here

Hey Spaceboys, you want me to connect you to a bigger chain? There's a chance I fuck it up somehow, but I can try.

mercurialVanguard I need a punch designix

How do i recover hp?

go to sleep and strife as your dreamself, if you havent woken up as your dreamself go to your character info page and pick between derse and prospit as your moon

bump

>not a single recipe uses slime, mist, onyx, permafrost, lead or neon
Why are my grist types maximally cucked?

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stupid question but how are the players communicating?

literally in here through the thread

okay what the fuck do i do with my boon shekels?

Carolus here, can I get a server player?

Either hire consorts to farm grist for you, or buy stuff from consort shops.

You can skip straight to the Medium without a server or client by alchemizing this code and using it: cZCMY4Qf

Jaun here ill server for you

DON'T ALCHEMIZE THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS

Thank you.
I'll wait until someone needs a server player of their own.

no prob im going back to reading the guide for now

Jaun do you need a server player yourself? I can get you into the main chain if you want

Hey, I think I'm still missing a punch designix and a card for it.

ive deployed everything i can at the moment and built the first floor
yeah i need a server

Thanks, I'm ready to enter the medium now.
Is there anything you're having trouble with, or is it just the wait for getting a server?

yeah my bad in the guide for listing the punch designix, it cant actually be deployed until post entry and even then it doesnt do anything

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im think im good for now just gotta get reacquainted with terminology

>tfw letting my sprite do all the work

>reach the medium
>every single imp is prototyped with strong enemies and i have to hide behind my sprite

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So are submitted items still being added or?

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The game hasn't been updated in years.

think i messed up i didnt put a number for power on my sprite so it's 0. how screwed am i

can anybody send 600 cobalt testiculartorsion's way please :)?

sent (:

thanks man :)

Thanks, I hate it.

My co-player is dead, I haven't heard from him since I entered the session, I'm officially in a dead session, what do
he didn't even deploy the punch designix

How completed is this game?

The session admin was lurking this thread earlier, just say your name and ask him to sort it out.

I'm the admin, just tell me who you are and find another co-player and I'll connect you

Admin please make mercurialVanguard and Maddo part of a proper chain instead of us being chained to each other, it's dumb and it's mercurial who fucked up

Done.

>use my entire aspect vial in an aspect pattern of pure damage against the kraken
>its left with 0% of its health vial left, literally 1HP
>dont have enough power to break its defense and do the last 1HP of damage to kill it

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bhallspawn should connect to me to keep the chain going

Done.

thank you, please deploy the punch designix so I can start doing alchemy

It says you don't have the grist needed.

oof, which grist? I'll try farming some

4 Frosting.

my consorts dont seem to be getting grist whats wrong?

farmed, try now

Damn.

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the required WHAT

That's all it says. It's weird.

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we got a caliborn wannabe here

Hey Jaun, go to your character profile to unlock the 3 accessible gates.
I wanna see if you can actually access another player's land.

ok done

Good shit, thanks.
Now we have to hope the rest of the session players build and unlock to level 3.

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Jaun, mind sending 1500 Jet to Sonn Blorfus?

ok i sent all of it tell me if you need anything else

It's all good for now, thanks

if sevenSquared is there can you please build up testiculartorsion's house because i've been stuck on my land since his house was never built up to at least gate 2

thanks for the designix bhaal, you should build up my house since I have a shitton of build grist

Potato can you please enter your medium

You need 99000 more for me to get you to gate 4

Hey im bongledome, i need a server player

just look at all this sweet loot I got from the dungeon

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How strong should I be before I try entering the dungeon?

Oh my god.

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>fucking spaghetti

I did like 10 strifes with level 1 imps

can someone be my server player?
DilapidatedRex

you found my prototyped imps

Could someone try alchemizing 1a4W202W and tell me what the 3rd ingredient is?
I've already got build grist, blood, and rust.

Bhaalspawn here, can anyone send me 20 uranium?

drr.. drr...

cobalt

It's Cobalt.

nobody?

Redpill me on this site, is it supposed to be a kind of Sburb simulator/online RPGstuck kind of thing? I had no idea that even existed
How does it play?

Thanks for the uranium.

Thank you.
I can now save up for a great weapon, too bad I'm still stuck with shitty clothes.

I'd love to help, but I'm at the end of the chain and if I become your server, the loop will be closed and no newcomers can join.

sent (:
if you tell me how much cobalt it costs i can send it to you. im practically swimming in the stuff on my land

4000.
Is there any kind of grist you want in return?

Where do i get iodine?

i need 6000 titanium to make something but if you dont have it thats fine
whats your name?

Turns out prototyping something with 999 power was NOT a good idea

Carolus.
I've got only 1300 titanium on hand, will that help?

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Carolus complete the fucking chain.

Newcomers should just start another chain

yeah it'll help, and sent

Didn't complete the chain, made myself Rex's server so we wouldn't have two separate ones.

desertBus from previous session, im grandioseDelusions and I need a server/client player

Server up to todd howard.

Hey ringo, need you build up my house

Protip: if you don't know grist types, buy a Perfectly Unique Object from consorts and recycle it, you'll get 2 grist of every type.

ok i added Romous Bog as my client player, now I need someone as my server

can anyone send 30 redstone 50 titanium and 10 uranium to Jaun please i need to to make a better weapon skatekind was a terrible choice

I can wire you some Redstone and Uranium, but I don't have any Titanium.

alright so i have a cruxite artifact but how do you break it?

sent titanium
go to your inventory, captchalogue it, and then use it on yourself

take this, might be useful: !Fu?lrpl

Use it in your inventory, a link should appear.

What is this v*deo g*me? I joined, clicked around a bit and I don't see any way to progress or do anything. It doesn't help that the entire thing is full of made up terms like ''fraymotifs.''

thanks bros

thats exactly what i was looking for thank you

how do i heal?

you can either alchemize some healing items, use aspect patterns, or just do stuff as your dreamself

You go to sleep and do stuff as your dream self.

>andrew hussie is now your server player
what a great time to be alive

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what do you think it means guys?

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the numerals of the blind prophets

Bongle, can you please build my house up to gate 3 if possible?

dropping a code for a really powerful but cheap weapon (:
076ED300

neat albeit not very good weapon

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Is this your card?
W76sHJM5

O20N080l
pretty good boomerang for anyone that wants it

anyway, here's some good cheap bodygear
08000020

b!7!TxN!

Nice bodygear right here
0WaW1100

How do you do anything?

>its another "somebody becomes a server but doesn't enter the medium then leaves" episode

first you need a server player to actual enter the game

it hurts

>tfw too fatigued to fight things anymore
let me know if you need some grist that i have excess of and ill send it to you while i wait to get my energy back

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Bhaalspawn here, need 4000 Obsidian, 8000 Tar, and 148 Titanium

What does ''server player entering the game'' mean? I made a character and I joined the server. What player do I need to join what now?

sent (:

Thanks Frank, I was Bob Page last time, I remember having you as my client.

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no problem, thanks for acting as my server player last session

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What should I do if both my normal and dream selves are fatigued?

you can either sacrifice one and use the 'wait' command at the cost of the others fatigue, or wait in real time for both to go down

A server helps a client get the things for entering the medium; in turn, that server must get somebody to get them into the medium. Ideally, this is maintained until everyone has a client/server and is in the medium.

Quick guys

Post your Classpect and rate others.

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Weaponized luck is damn good.

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sooo i got the computer, i got a weapon, armor and stuff, what now? i'm in the client page but i dont have any devices

Yeah, but do you want to be a jealous fuck who feels insecure about everything and pays attention to stupid shit?

You are a weenie, but you will become the best at everything in the future.

eventually i can provide nothing and become nothing it sounds great. i honestly just picked it at random

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You need a server player to add the devices. While you wait for someone to connect to you, you can try going to sleep and grinding in the dream world.

Maid of void I don’t know what it looks like.

Mage of void here

Is there a generator for these god-tier player outfits?

if you just google it there should be a picture for every class combo already due to the fandom's collective autism of years past

Can I play if I know jack shit about home stuck?

soooo how does spriting work?

Yeah, read the guides in the OP.

Solid guy, a total bro.

Sucks at first, but slaps in the lategame so fucking hard.

Fuck knows, sounds useful.

Probably less useful than the Maid, but it's because nobody really knows Void's deal.

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>homestuck
lmao fucking kill yourself

you can choose any made up item/description you want regardless of its existence in the game. You then attach a power level that actually affects the game along with giving them abilities

>server player left before building up my house
at least i got to the medium i guess

Please don't give it a 999 power level before entering the medium. It powers up the enemies a shit ton.

Yes that's what it is, it was in development for years so it's pretty decently featured I think.

Does anybody have shittons of Amethyst or Blood? If so, send to Sonn Blorfus please, I got kinda fucked with my lands.

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i was going to give it 80, since i saw the median power level was about 60 to 110

Maid is also a girl class, so enjoy becoming bimbofied.

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sent you the blood but i dont have amethyst

God dammit.

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Saw that, thanks a ton.

>lurkingbNewfag has wired you 1,111,000 build grist
thank you

Awesome I’m adorable and chuuni apparently.

Could someone send 30,000 amber to Carolus, please?
I see there's several players that have it in their lands, but the part of the player loop I'm on is stuck on someone who never entered the medium.

soo all i need now is a card for the totem lathe, where do i find one? i have a card with code 000000 on my storage i got from alchemy

Really good facegear
W0W1K0AY

Your server should have given you a prepunched card.

is there a way someone else can connect as my server? my guy dipped out without doing anything.

I just joined. What do?

follow the guides in the OP and here
in order to get started.

im new and need a server, please help -Aysel

I've got you, still figuring it out myself though

think im done for now ill see if i can get my friend to play later

>someone suddenly sent me a shitton of blood
t-thanks

Oh hey, I'm your client, thanks for hitting me up

Need a server lads, name's Fug Catcher

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>in dungeon that comes after the kraken dungeon
>boss is hekatonchire who has 9k power
>slap him a few times then alchemize 15 cheap red potions and drink them down to get my health back
>repeat
this is really repetitive but it works
heres the code to the potion, its only 200 blood and 800 frosting per potion
nI!!cV!!

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I got you man

>Server player quit after getting me to the medium
>Forever stuck in a limbo of fighting enemies that get progressively more fucked up every time a Yea Forumsirgin prototypes

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In need of a server, names damyl

How the fuck do i do this?

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Bhaalspawn here, can anyone send me 300 opal?

Need a server for a young boy named Alexx

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It was a feature in V1, was slated to be added in V2, but V2 was shelved to develop V3.

just use 100 for the power level
sent

Check the sprite option in the menu.

Thank you again Frank.

>just use 100 for the power level
Where? How?
Pic releated.

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Get a weapon, go to sburb client, smack your cruxtruder.

And to LurkingNewfag
You have to open the Cruxtruder first.

You need a server player to drop down all your items
Make sure you server someone else while you wait

I gotchu senpai

I don't have a server. If any of you want to help me with that i'm Choose Wisely.

I can't, just please, make sure that whatever you do, you join the one big chain.

>spend 100M boonies on the hope II fraymotif
>doesnt even do anything since they havent implemented it yet
my porkhollow weeps

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Thanks man, feel free to dump all my grist into the house

How am I supposed to switch from waking self to dream self?

alright man don't worry, still waiting on my own server player though :(

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Click the Z

Press the button with the big Z on the top to go into your dream self if you've chosen either prospit or derse

Need a server, i'm Choose Wisely.

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oh yeah im Alexx btw

Jesus Christ I'm fucking retarded, I thought the guide meant hit Z on your keyboard

>tumblr nigger posting
unbased

thank you my brother for helping me

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So ive heard that this game was abandoned, but also heard that this was being overhauled into a different game entirely, whos right here?

how the fuck do i get consorts to do shit?

Can Aysel please give me a punch designix? - Lili

???

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more than one person at this point has prototyped a 999 power level sprite before entering the medium

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Still looking for that server.

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Max Power here, Mage of Time. I'll get you in but I'll need someone to get me in.

They already got me in.

The former. I hope Hussie brings back the Sburb hype by implementing it in his adventure game and having people speculate how certain characters will act in the future.

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well fuck now i'm stuck

Redpill me on this.

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Do what you want, it makes things more interesting.

They're all broken and do nothing but lower your sprite's effective power.

Need server, I'm Wizardy Herbert.
Was dawg diggity in the last session. Gz to Strudel for killing his denizen in that session.

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never thought i'd see the day that HS threads would be allowed on this board

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knight of rage here

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Fuck you

Never stop being insecure with your doubts and anger

I'm like 98% sure that overseer was just an excuse to force the mods to let them stay but unexpectedly anons actually started playing the game more than talking homestuck and now it's a legit video game thread.

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Lili here, server player machine broke, need a new one please.

he

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its what i always got from those quiz things so i stuck with it, im ready to fuck everything up

makes sense

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HAS

Bean Fritter need server nao

oh fuck this game is complicated
what the hell is all this shit?

Bean Fritter, get me in before my house explodes

read the guide in the OP

Apparently my server player left, who still needs one?

Go onto item catalogue and captchalogue a computer and a weapon.
Open your inventory and drop the computer on noone and now you can use the server.
I've already got a client ]:/

gotchu lad

Can someone help me get in? Max Power, Mage of Time

someone send Alexx 10 star sapphire and 327 uranium please and thanks

Sending the uranium, don't have the star sapphire

haha tits

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sent the star sapphire

How do I open pesterchum?

Bean Fritter, can you build my house up more? Like, uh, way more?

Do any of the monsters from these lands drop any shale?

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so what do i do now?

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Is this game actually fun or is it just fucking menus?

You allocate your strife specibus first.
Menus can be fun, retard.

admin can you kick jade thundertits and potatochipper? they seem to be inactive

literally just menus. While there is supposed to be more going on system wise I don't think this version ever reached its full potential

>menus can be fun
what a shame

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Jesus, my first strife was with an imp with a power of 1004. Next one had only 2? I regret prototyping with an onion.

xgTYNe?P
my gift to you

>xgTYNe?P
amazing

95 power flag
mDU41e8c

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How do i use this?I keep getting unstable codes.

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try the item spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Yro7zW_JR8KmyKn0vkuv3efu_HKQSP8MyO6hi3eQdus/edit?ts=58e03282#gid=0

Thanks.

randomly found in dungeon

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Holy shit.

What is this?

>pistolkind
Hell yeah.
Wizardy Herbert here, still need a server.

I'll remove them from the main chain for now.

wheelManager here, need server
got u

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so i can't give this to anyone right? my only choice would be to recycle it because i already set my strife specibus to bookkind?

It begins

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its on the image
j!!rF!V!

What is the appeal of this game?

Alexx requests yet again 500 sunstone like the jew he is :)

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Yeah I noticed right when I posted.

based Boss of Wheels
We gotta start linking these chains, if anyone needs a server, I can do it

LRp4n75U

sent
watching numbers go up by clicking on menus

Can't be bothered to make an account for this.

>one land i can reach has 50% of the grist identical to mine
>the other one i can reach has literally the same grist as mine
a-at least i dont need to worry about lack of titanium

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same problem, seems like no one chose shale

i wasnt joking
need a server on wheelManager

How do you access other peoples lands? I've gotten to the 5th gate btw

my boy

anyone got any good lance codes?

aren't you already in? you already have a server.

LET'S GET A CHAIN GOING, MAGE OF TIME HERE REPLY WITH NAME AND GET READY TO CHAIN

your server needs to have had their house built up to the 2nd gate for you to access your server's land, then their server needs to have had their home built up to the 2nd gate to access your server's server's land too, continues on until one of them doesn't have their house built up

if anyone uses wands or cards
!!Bzk!!t
1000 power, no bonuses
though i doubt you have enough grist to make it

Hey, CausticSagittarian, can you build up my house?

so its my server players house that hasn't been built up then? damn Choose Wisely i didn't even know

>arent you already in
no, im servering for somebody else
or my server is completely fucking worthless because i dont have my shit yet

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>The item corresponding to this code does not currently exist
>The item corresponding to this code does not currently exist
>The item corresponding to this code does not currently exist
>The item corresponding to this code does not currently exist

apparently he's already had his house built all the way to gate 4, he just hasn't cleared the gates yet by clicking the button to in his character info page

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some equipment codes

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What the FLYING FUCK are the grist tiers?
Either the wiki is wrong about them or quick item creation is busted

>no fistkind
boo

Glovekind?

How the fuck do you lower your fatigue? my dreamself fatigue is 1333 and my fatigue when awakened is nearly 400

I'm getting us into the main chain, no matter what it takes

based

whenever you do an action that fatigues on one side, the other reduces their fatigue by 3. I think every real life minute reduces the fatigue of each by 10

>tfw slaughtering the populace of Derse by the thousands with brooms to get ripped as fuck

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what the fuck is this and how do I do it

what the fuck is this? is this that homostuck thing?

quick item creation is busted

HOW THE FUCK DO I ACTUALLY DO ANY ALCHEMY THEN

this is the most straightforward guide imo
pastebin.com/CxDGNVTh

yeah it's a wave based survival shooter where you must defend hot topic from normal people

i'm your server, now i need a server

antiquatedSummoner here

>page of void
Why does almost everyone here get that?

It's the autism classpect.

because page is the "useless" class and void players typically get the power to disappear in a way which aptly describes many of the people on Yea Forums

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cool
what classes/aspects do what and which are the most noob-friendly?

...

Is it any fun? I was half convinced this was a fake game like ed edd and eddy online or other retarded shit that people pretend is real because of autism.

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>tfw I didnt pick shieldkind

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testiculartorsion if you're still there can you build up my house and also tell me how much grist i need for the next gate

>469657950
client player pls

So should I try to be someones sburb client? Do I e-beg or something?

Alchemy gives me cancer.

server player pls

> client player comes in and whoops the ass of something you were settling in to fight long term
guess I'm worthless

Fug can you get me a punch?

Can't make a Sprite because I don't have a Server, Cataleptic is my username

there's a link to the item spreadsheet somewhere in the thread, otherwise write down your codes and captchalogue base items to get different combos to try

you act as somebody's server, and another player acts as your client
yeah one sec

sorry i'm retarded and mistyped, needed a server as we

thanks magical girl

thank you to the owner of Land of Salt and Sand for finally being someone who chose to have Shale

quick tip: the atheneum lets you see the captcha code of every item thats been alchemized/found by anyone else in your session. you can sort it so you only see weapons of your kind, or only consumables, or only armor, etc

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I click on SBURB Server but I can't help this user because I have no idea how to choose that user. I can't use my Cruxtruder because my player never deployed one for me. What do?

youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM

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sorry I posted without finishing
i'm kinda high
i got in, wait for someone else who needs a server

you can check who's in by going to Session Mates or Session Viewer

make sure you deployed a computer first
if you have there should just be a dropdown list that lets you pick anyone to act as a server to

Do I input a full name that would sound normal or a nickname in the character creation?

Do whatever.

i just used a camel case name like userName. Some people use full names

not him but is there any way to change a name?

>want to make cool luck items and maybe infuse my sickle with luck powers with Alchemy
>item doesn't exist
Wow, how do I even Knight of Light without luck?

>NIGGERLYNCHER69 has joined the session

Alright, I deployed the computer and I picked a player to act as a server, but I still don't have a Cruxtruder. Do I just wait till someone deploys it?

>tfw forgot to prototype before entering the medium

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> using dicekind
> item spreadsheet says next dicekind item is Carbon-Fiber Counter Cubes
> not enough grist
> can't get the grist I need

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yup. ask in the thread for someone to be your server and someone will likely pick you up as their client. just make sure you place everything for the person you picked
post name and grist needed and ill send you what you need if i can

how do i read the serving chains? who's the client/server? who do i connect to?

89 power shotgun
W9h1qW1m

I need 16022 build grist, 29990 jet, and 16304 shale.
Name is Lili.

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old dev for the game here, remember the first user of the session has admin powers and (I believe) can kick people out to fix dead chains, people don't seem to be aware of this

>not getting into the negetives

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this has been a great nostalgia trip, thanks dev user

sent you everything. my part of the chain doesnt seem to have shale either but i had enough to send what you needed from recycling

"The only way to recover Fatigue and your Offense/Defense is to switch to your Dreamself/Waking Self or to simply do other activities rather than dungeons and strifes."
Like what? Theres jack shit to do other then dungeons and strifes?

Thanks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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s-so I need to find someone to serve and be served with?
h-how do I do this? how do I know who to pick?

>There's a Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker for sale
>Costs 115500000 Boondollars
>Not even close to the amount needed

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if you're looking to join the big chain then be the server player for magical girl then wait for someone to be your server player

find someone who needs a server player and just become theirs, post your name and ask for someone to become your server player and someone should come soon enough

So from the little that I have gathered about Prince of Breath is that I'll end up as a more chaotic Zaheer from Legend of Korra if not helped?

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can I disconnect from someone?

Wich on gives me cobalt?

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I'm pretty sure rust gives colbalt as a secondary resoruce. How much do you need? I have a shit ton.give name too if you want it from me

can I serve another player?

Check Session viewer and find someone with no server player.

Bonus points if you hunt down the folks with a client player but no server

so, is there no in-game chat to coordinate stuff? or am i too brainlet to navigate all the sub-menus and find the chat program?

triple teamed an imp oh god oh fuck

theres no ingame chat, we've all been communicating using the thread

we had a pesterchum chat going on the previous session, but its probably better just to chat here to help keep the thread up

grandioseDelusions here, anyone wanna trade anything for 60k star sapphire? (no blood or tar)

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I have no idea what I'm doing tyrone good luck

Morgan, I am your server chad and upgraded your house 3 times

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fucking thanks man, currently prototyping a sprite

>Frank Furter has defeated their denizen
nice

dropped a full power hope bomb on my denizen, then killed him in 1 hit after it left him with 1hp
what do i do now

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>Frank Furter beat their denizen!
Based

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Cataleptic here, could really use some devices so I can one day enter the Medium

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I thought Denizens were our friends? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM???

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I cant alchemize anything

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the totem is not in your inventory

don't worry you can hang out in limbo with the rest of us waiters

>Fug Catcher joined the strife
we did it bro's

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i unlocked a new strife area after beating my denizen but there is no way you can even match up to the power of some of these guys

killing the denizen is the chad option. who cares about their stupid philosophical choice when i can just get RIPPED

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I can't even play the game because my player didn't deploy any devices for me
Are we supposed to start over with new characters since our players didn't deploy anything for us? (Cataleptic)

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so I have to go to my inventory and captchalog the totem?

yeah I think he fucked you over

based

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if the admin is still here he can remove your server so someone else can take their place
if not you might have to start over

Does anyone have any good healing items? Getting tired of having to switch from waking self to dream self

what the hell is any of this and what do i pick?

yes, it needs to be in your hands so you could put it into the totem-reader machine.

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I think you just have to enter whatever the fuck you want

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if you click where it says "choose manually", pre-loaded grist selections will pop up
those determine what kind of resource you get when you defeat enemies

Alchemize some red potions, the code is in the atheneum.

so what grists do i pick for a balanced selection of resources? or will i get a little bit of everything and then the grists add-on a bonus?

Bhaalspawn here, if anyone has 15000 redstone and 10000 sunstone laying around can you please send it to me? Thank you.

So just made an account and dropped my Computer. I guess I now need a host and I can be someone's server? Should I just go check the Session Viewer to see who needs a server?

depends on what your strife abstratus is and what kind of weapons you're going for, gotta look through and decide for yourself
fwiw i went with two random ones and have been pretty well off, as long as you have an active server player and can reach other lands you should have plenty of variety

Enemies from your land will only drop those types. But don't worry, you can visit others.
If possible, pick stuff that involves Jet, Lead, Shale, and etcetera.

Ye, bonus points for picking servers who don't have their own.

How do i measure my power level?

it's the number next to the hammer in the top left corner of the screen

you'll only get what you select when strifing on your land, anything else you can get by recycling items or strifing on someone else's land
at least pick different sets of grists for primary and secondary
sent
yes, or check if someone has asked for a server and hasnt gotten one yet
number in the top left next to the green card

Remember to take off your weighted clothing first, or it'll be inaccurate

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I still don't get the Server/Client player dynamic, I read homestuck a real long time ago but I don't remember any of it, can someone give me a quick rundown on it?

i'll do Beach primary Hot secondary to play into the memes of the character i've built up (a sports jock Bard of Heart who dumped his father's porn stash into the sprite

basically
>server connects to client
>client plays game and fights
>server serves the client player some goodies like upgrading the house to reach higher or giving kewl tools to play with

Thank you.

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Alright, I guess whoever Smith Mickerson is in luck.

Had to make a new account because my Server user didn't deploy any items for me.
"Catastrophe" is my name if anyone could help. Been sitting in limbo for awhile now.

Smith Mickerson, deployed the stuff you need and invested everything I could into your house.

how does combat work?

Relying on other players in any capacity is poor game design.

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whenever you're back Andrew Hussie finish building me up to gate 7

Thanks doc.

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If anyone is up for being my server it'd be appreciated.

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tyrone are you actually doing shit right now

Thanks Smith

Knight of Light reporting in and ready to job!

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the two options in measure how offensive vs how defensive you are
the top option is where assault is most offense, least defense and aggrieve is least offense, most defense.
the bottom option is where abuse is most offensive and least defensive, and abstain is most defensive and least offensive
the two options in between the extremes are a mix of offense and defense, leaning more to one side depending on the extreme option they are next to.
combined they add up in total to your offense and defense, so assault and abuse is highest offense and lowest defense, aggrieve and abstain are highest defense and lowest offense, and assault and abstain average to about even offense and defense
its confusing but i just almost always go assault+abuse anyway

Ah man, thanks Glycol.

what is this supposed to mean

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Everything being discussed in this thread sounds so amazingly fake and imaginary.

that is the consecutive chain of players in a session. Clockwise it represents a server-chain relationship

It shows who is connected to who. Where it says [MISSING PLAYER]it means that Glycol doesn't have someone as their server yet, and then it's me that is his client that he is hosting for and so on.

thats the graph showing whos serving who for the session
going clockwise from a name shows whos serving them, while going counter clockwise from a name shows their client
missing player is the open part of the chain where someone new can join the session

the tutorial tells me to go to sleep but the sleep tab tells me my dream half is not awakened. i also see some moon setting in my profile. does it really matter what i put there or is there only a few options that will do anything?

it's an easier to read version of this spreadsheet

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for the moon setting put derse or prospit. derse has you fighting dersites for cash and echeladder ranks while prospit has you doing community service and walking dogs for the same thing, so it doesnt really matter which one you pick

what is fatigue and is it bad to pile it up? how do I remove fatigue?

Where can i read on the abilities?

As far as I know, it goes down by one each minute. You can also go to sleep and do stuff as your dreamself to make your fatigue go down.

Yeah, it kind of sounds like one of those hypothetical joke game discussions but it's actually more of a menu-driven idle game with no real graphics besides the UI. It's fun but it's not the real deal yet.

>yet.
I fucking wish it was being developed on

How do I heal myself?

yWUtwTMV
Yin-yang orb

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user goddammit why'd you have to remind me

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Should I ignore putting any effect for my first prototype Sprite?

how so?

>idle game
Huh, is this really the first multiplayer idle/incremental game? I'm surprised that territory never got explored when these types of games were still big.

Yeah they don't do anything but weaken your sprite.

anybody mind passing wheelManager 1200 shale girst?

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Probably not but it's a pretty stand out example of one from what I can tell so far, it seems like the sort of thing that would have been worth investing time and money into if you owned the Homestuck IP and weren't retarded.

what part of the game is idle? it feels similar to The Kingdom of Loathing to me

Since I seemingly gimped myself and have a dead end server player I'm going to give up, sorry Farks.

PSA for my fellow hope boys:
100% damage aspect patterns are absolutely broken and i was able to bring every single boss in the game down to 1hp using one
youll still have to be strong enough to chip that 1hp to actually get the kill though

So is there no way to get a new server player? Mine is just gone.

>Actually got the Quick Item Creator to work
Holy fucking shit lads, we're in business

Consort mercs and other players I guess?

The Client is the one who is actually fighting ingame. The Server is the one that manages the Client like they're playing Sims. To complete the chain, each Server must also be the Client for the next person, until the very first person is the Server for the very last Client, completing the chain.

So in Homestuck it went
>John is the Client to Rose's Server, he enters the Medium first
>Rose is the Client to Dave's Server, she enters the Medium next
>Dave is the Client to Jade's Server, he enters the Medium next
>Jade is the Client to John's Server, she enters the Medium last

After Jade entered Dave duplicated his Server copy of Sburb and became Jade's Server as well instead of John, because the chain was already completed and John had other stuff to do.

This also works for void boys. You can also use the remaining aspect to boost your attack to ludicrous levels to help get that last hit in.

>Consort mercs
completely forgot about this, fair enough

Yo, Knight of space here, you guys need a server?
got the computer and everything

what does each class do?
what happens when I lose a strife?

>check girst
>1000058 shale
thanks bro, whoever you are

Gotta ask the admin for help I think.

what does this do?
how do I get better gear?

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Yeah I'm Bhaalspawn and my server player got screwed over hard by his server player which did absolutely nothing. I don't think he's coming back.

GristWire allows you to wire Grist types to other players

sends your grist to other people.
if you want better gear you can check the atheneum for weapons of your kind and alchemize their codes or look up the codes for your weaponkind using the spreadsheet posted earlier in the thread

Making my land at the moment, should I just pick two options on whatever sounds interesting or is there something we need?

Honestly as a rage player should i just go for offense up in my aspect patterns or just straight damage?

any way to heal besides dicking around at prospit?

What are Void players good at?
what the FUCK is freeform Aspect manipulation?

healing items, l!ds!!!z is a pretty good one

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>1000 unknown girst
t-thanks

Turning invisible

I can't believe we finally found a way to have Homestuck threads on Yea Forums

Die late

whats your name i can send you some

how do the classpects affect the game? also how to god tier

I FOUND IT

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_us3k4mTJGjPpVVk_gY0gm4mUdYIqbXHOdbrHEkix7c/edit#gid=0

LAND GENERATOR

yikes

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wheelManager

how do i join? it's saying the session doesn't exist

reminder void players are LITERALLY glow in the dark CIA niggers

Void is the aspect of, well, void, irrelevance, ignorance, the Furthest Ring...
It's one of Lord English's aspects and he used it to erase characters from existence, as well as break the Furthest Ring/Paradox Space itself. He also erased John from the story, metafictionally. But then again he's Lord English, your typical void player will probably not be able to do that so easily.
Roxy is able to passively (indirectly) "steal" void by bringing objects into relevance. She can also zap out of canon itself. Caliborn described the ring of void as allowing him to vanish from existence and appear again in other universes.
It's actually a pretty powerful aspect.

>Smith is a Heir of Rage

Holy fuck, that shit is scary

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>knight of void
wtf do all us voidy people have in common?

Void is the incel aspect

nothing, quite literally

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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how do you keep from running out of storage slots? mine have been going down

WHO THE F U C K

did i just witness a homestuck thread hit bump limit on Yea Forums

>mfw Alexx and just realised my server player has disappeared

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Mercurial vanguard here
Sorry i went to sleep

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Its cheating to call a fangame thread comic discussion

magical girl pls upgrade my house i have the money

OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN