Why do so many Americans say this? What the hell is wrong with their asses that they actually have time to play a game on the shitter? Or do they actually just like sitting in their own shit stench?
>it's a good game for on the toilet
Nathaniel Campbell
Christopher Turner
This thread stinks!
Jack Watson
name one game good for the toilet
Eli Adams
Puyo puyo tetris and heavy metal F.A.K.K. 2
Aaron Walker
>Why yes, I do take 50 minutes to poop. What gave it away?
Adrian Smith
Wiping your butt
Landon Flores
Who the fuck does this? I won't even leave my phone in my pocket for this if I can help it.
William Clark
>1 minute of actual pooping
>49 minutes of trying to poop but it won't come out
Anthony Baker
and then you have to wipe until it starts to bleed or else your asshole will itch all day because there's some poop left
Hudson Miller
I've never understood this. I'm in and out in 60-90 seconds.
Adam Sanders
Hunter Martinez
i haven't pooped in a week now
i don't feel like i need to poop though
Oliver Stewart
I'm an Aussie and not American, but I had a relative who was literally on the toilet while on the phone and you could 'hear' them going. Ugh.
Juan Powell
Eh i usually just eat a donut or a few strips of bacon while im shitting otherwise i get hungry
Nolan Hernandez
>wipe
>nothing shows on the toilet paper
>put pants
>feel all the shit still there
>wipe again
>shit shows in the paper now
I really need a bidet desu
Jeremiah Allen
People with poor transit, literally. You're supposed to shit in seconds, or else something is wrong.
Adam Turner
Australians are fucking disgusting
Charles Wilson
I don't eat any vegetables, that's for cows and hippies lol so I spent a couple minutes more on the toilet, what's up to you anyway? Why so obsessed, Mohammed?
Caleb Ramirez
There's literally not enough time to shit and wipe your ass properly in that timeframe.
Elijah Martin
Adam Adams
If your diet consisted of corn syrup, red meat and pain killers you'd also be on the shitter for an hour
Levi Bennett
This, every time i shit i have to strain as hard as possible and almost black out from all the blood rushing to my head. My shits are so huge, dry and rough i often have to wipe for minutes to make sure all the blood is gone
Colton Thomas
That's not normal fren, so maybe do something about that before it could become a medical situation.
Jace Watson
Drink more water.
Anthony Anderson
Americans are huge so they have huge guts.
Landon Turner
Am i the only one who likes to shit halfway, then suck the turd back up my asshole a few times? Feels so good
James Harris
we'll excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeee!
Colton Bell
True. Makes sense.
Lincoln Long
I'm more offended by that pizza box being folded backwards. Why do that instead of leaving it open normally?
Xavier Wilson
>person strains to shit
>muh fiber
>implying high fiber doesn't lead to deer shits
>implying such little pebbles of shit don't perch themselves right before the anus
>implying anything short of maximum muscle exertion is capable of moving something so small in such a position
You basically have to dig in there and scoop it out.
Josiah Flores
don't tell me you play with your phone while on the shitter
that's nasty
do americans really
Isaac Jackson
yes they even read their newspaper while taking a dump.
Some even eat during their shit sessions.
Nathan Allen
Why do europoors care about how americans shit?
>"HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE AMERICAN TURDS? THEY'RE THIS BIG"
>*hold it up with their bare hands*
Grayson Morgan
>wipe ass
>blood on toilet paper
Juan Nguyen
Stop doing anal
Samuel Davis
Sometimes when I poop so much blood comes out it simply dwarfs the amount a woman bleeds when she has her period.
Been considering suicide for a while so I'm just letting whatever is wrong with me kill me slowly. Sometimes I have healthy shits too so not sure what triggers it. It has nothing to do with spicy foods.
Also so sometimes take my psp vita in with me during this painful process and play disgaea 4
Carter Bailey
bad hemorrhoids.
Juan Thompson
Thing is this has been happening for years and I had a doctor check my asshole sometime ago and they saw nothing. Pooping is not super painful for me either.
Leo Adams
>he doesn’t flush his balls down the toilet to clean them off
Benjamin Richardson
At least it doesn't feel like shards of glass and your head is going to explode.
Parker Anderson
>wipe ass
>blood on the dance floor
Brayden Rogers
Their called hemorrhoids stupid, they're butt blisters from not eating enough fiber or sitting too long, (weather on the stool or in a chair) or both.
Your doctor sounds like a hack and should probably find a new one, go see a gastrologist. Hemorrhoids don't need to hurt in order for them to bleed.
Charles Moore
For years ive had little seed like pellets in every shit i take
Zachary Nelson
>Get out the shower
>Within milliseconds I have to drop a big boy
Ian Johnson
Kirby’s Pinball Land
Dylan Clark
Eat more fiber, take fiber supplements if you have to. You might not have problems now but when you get older, lack of fiber is going to bite you in the butt, literally.
Bentley Baker
My gf used to sit on the toilet while flushing she told me it's "refreshing"
Crazy bitch
John Perez
>take a shit
>it's black
>wipe my ass
>no blood
rip, looks like this is it for me bros, bout to go to TB land
Matthew Cruz
I take ~30 minutes shits in the morning, not because I need so long to finish but it's a nice and quiet place to wake up fully.
Jaxson Parker
>Wiping
Is this a brit thing?
Jackson Roberts
>Implying Indians wipe
C'mon now.