Boyfriends

>boyfriends

Yeah, nah, fuck this game

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Really, that's your problem with the game, not that it's a trash fucking genre.

>Implying it won't end in yuri

Just think of the NTR doujins.

Have sex

Faggot.

I don't know why you guys care, this game will be FOTW and then completly forgotten forever.

NTR is meaningless if they are not virgins. Then it's just normal porn

i love boyfriends

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>Calling any genre "trash"

how?

For fuck sake, I hope not. I wouldn't mind if they didn't had boyfriends and were full time lesbos.

>dude I'm so le unpopular
>gets tons of friends and boys wanting to fuck her by not doing anything
The mangaka deserved all those dick pics

shouldnt you be more worried that the developer was basically apologising that a man made a game with a woman because his depiction of her might be considered sexist but dont worry there were lots of women on the team telling him how to do it?
thats what made me immediately disregard this game as tumblr horse shit.

Hey dude, helpful tip:

Yuri = Good
Lesbian = Bad

Any time someone calls yuri "lesbo" I want to punch them in their dumb face

It is, I will take ninja gaidan over streets of rage any day

wait boyfriends? Yep that's gonna be a dropped from me

This. Fuck.

don't reply to him.

>girl fucking a girl good
>but girl fucking a girl bad
what

Do it, mofo.

Yuri = 2D
Lesbo = 3D.

go back, immediately

>characters who sole purpose of being created 20 years ago was to be the romantic interests of the main characters
>wtf they're the romantic interests of the main characters of the series?

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i wanna play scott pilgrim

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it pisses off yurifags so keep doing it

That's your brain on .

I'm more pissed they made the boys look like faggots instead of the schoolboy thugs they were.

Pirate it.

such a weird phenomenon, yea same. Actually I don't play weeb shit.

The devs better add a line like "I can't believe they lidnapped my boyfriend, we never even kissed!" line

They could just rewrite them to be their sisters or something

No man likes used goods

Reminder the director is anti-trump and thinks asylum seekers are okay. Fuck him and fuck this game.

>chads made this game

Fuck off with your shitty take.

Then why did they begin to beat up people in first place? It's the power love user.

I agree with you 100% but I still fucking cringed kek

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the only boyfriend they can have is ME

based, definitely buying this game now

Which one has the thickest pubic hair?

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yuricucks are pathetic

I'll be your boyfriend if you want? j-j-j-just put-putting your dis-discord in the sp-spoiler.

Yet they are using a Japanese game which has literal nationalists and Jap Nazi's no one knows about.

>Purity fags
How wimpy are you that you're scared of pretend romantic rivals

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>getting triggered it over it being the boyfriends being saved
horseshoe theory is real.

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is literally the same shit

>he don't want to cuck the boyfriends
LMAO

That's not why they're triggered. They're triggered because the idea that the pretend waifus have boyfriends who aren't their self inserts.

>Trash metal

>boyfriends
Stop doing this shit
>girlfriends
I will now buy your game.

Imagine being you. Looking at cartoons (literally lines filled with the paint bucket) and becoming jealous of their boyfriends.

thats... extremely fucking pathetic though.

>that makeup and nails
sorry chief, they're meticulously shaved down

whos the girl on the right and how many ballsacks does she step on

Isn't that the point of how these types of games even work anyways? It's like 50% gameplay 50%pandering to some weird fetish, even a normie knows this shit already.

Kill yourselves disgusting roasties

Thats a pathetic otaku stance. The OP better not be white.

See the issue from the boyfriends point of view, police takes them away, then their girlfriends come to their rescuing by beating the shit out of people along the way.

>girlfriends
Stop doing this

>All schoolgirl do this with their friends, I read that in a magazine that it's very normal for girls our age, so just stop fighting
I'll buy your game now

no you completely misunderstand, they are mad because they have boyfriends at all. You can witness this phenomenon in all cutesy girl crap animu. If the girls in Madoka had boyfriends it wouldn't be nearly as popular.

Have sex.

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>They could just rewrite them to be their sisters or something
why the fuck are you faggots posting about a series you not only know nothing about, but apparently care nothing about either?

Heteros always wins, baby

You sound like you eat pussy

Considering this happens with Holywood stars, Twtich streamers, Youtubers, social media try to hide or avoid relationships due to pandering to perceive celibacy.

>everyone in this thread

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Yikes.

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Beat-em-ups are truly trash. There's a good reason why pretty much every other genre is still thriving in one way or another while no one is making or remembering beat-em-ups fondly beyond popular ones like Turtles in Time

>No man likes used goods
They're not idorus.

One of the girls in Madoka had a boyfriend, but everyone hates her

Cope

Am no character designer or anything but, am the only one would of preferred bancho girls and then delicate pretty boys? And then maybe still have the bright and color tones just with these hulking 6'3 chicks trying to get there cute little small boys back?
Maybe...?

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>complaining they have boyfriends
>when the boyfriends are the fuckn RCR main dudes
its basically just a reversal story, instead of the boys rescuing girlfriends its girlfriends rescuing the boys

As long as there's no (((bisexual))) people, everything is OK.

but they need to be my girlfriends

lmao

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>Wayforward
>hulking 6'3" chicks
even the ogre girl was prettified, Wayforward's blatantly about fanservice
I mean I kinda like the idea just because it's at least a little different but with them making it, no way

Why? It's not like they're selling you an image of a perfect gf.

literally incel

you expect too high a level of intelligence from these types of posters. hope you enjoy seeing them in every RCR thread from now on.

>>when the boyfriends are the fuckn RCR main dudes

Actually forgot about this, but then again who even remembers this series anymore.

Haha yeah, and in the end they put their boyfriends in a chokehold with their thighs haha

The reason people hate her it's because she's an absolute BAKA, not because of the BF thing.

Hitomi is fine. She's the only one that knows that forbidden love is wrong. Kamijo's a fag that doesn't deserves her tho.

>name of the game is RIVER CITY girls
???

>these types of games
No, it's a fucking beat em up, not a visual novel.

With the power of Porn Doujins, they can be, provided you're an obese, bald, ugly (or faceless) man with a huge warty cock and your skin is an unsettling shade of grey.

>tfw not bald
I'll never make it

aren't they just going to spawn like shit tons of NTR cuck shit jap comics?

Is that Tomoshit? The story should’ve ended with the anime, I wanted to see her make friends but she didn’t do anything and got a ton of friends and she’s a cunt in personality

Lads, what's the next step of our master plan?

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No, used goods never get any porn

lmao what
hahhahahahahahahahahahah

>No man likes used goods
t. spent his whole life waiting for THE ONE

>I want a Lamborghini
>But I can only afford a second-hand Fiat Punto. I guess I'll drive that
Versus
>Do you want a Lamborghini?
>NO THANKS I PREFER CHEAP UGLY 20 YEAR OLD USED CARS THEY ARE MORE COMFY ALL DISCUSSION OF SPORTS CARS IS PATHETIC

I would like to say moba's and Battle royals are trash and there isn't a single good game in those genres.

>so distanced and alienated by women he can only think of them in abstractions like shitty car analogies

Seek help before you shoot up a school.

not an argument

I'm not arguing with you.
I'm telling you that you are a confused young man who needs an intervention before it's too late.

>ellipsis
Go fucking nigger prolapse, reddit kike

user, it is definitely already too late for him.

So have you had any luck so far?

Clearly since all the pure women are already taken leaving only empty and vapid whores that are trying to settle down after riding random cocks for 10 years.

Three periods isn't an ellipsis
compare ... to … by highlighting them

Seek help, get out, find friends/hobbies/a boyfriend

lmao check out Mr. Grandpa over here giving out his sage advice on an anime imageboard

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How do I get into this series? Just play fr chronological order? Or is this one of those where there are a hundred ports and there's a superior one for each but they're not the translated one?

Have sex.... Wait, dont. Its funnier if you stay a frustrated virgin all your life so you can get fucked by a suicide bomber in the afterlife

plebbit is that way

>ackchyually
You know nobody fucking uses the actual character.

You can be a NEET without degenerating into a filthy, bitter incel.
It doesn't have to be this way.

I'd like to see more of that, instead of the constant flow of edgy 2016 /pol/babies

>get off mah lawn ya damn kids!

Every day I despise homosexuals more and more, lesbians are trash

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Yes they are retard. The reason they made a character of all three is because they need to appear on a single line so having them be broken up becomes a problem. Writing three dots or the single combined character is the same shit.

Kinda sad how vidya journalists are being proven right about how many turbovirgins are on this damn site
Same old song and dance with Tracer, you nerds seriously with full intent want a fictional character to be not only single, but a virgin so you can project your infantile fantasies on a character that would never interact with you in real life
The saddest part is that the sole idea that there is a chance with that "person" is enough for you to buy it, not the gameplay or lore or aesthetic, the very end reasoning to spend money on a video game to enjoy it is a fantasy to hold hands with a character
Pathetic

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Those 2 boys being relentlessly raped by slutty cheerleaders and shady older women until their so mindbroken that they forget all about their GFs

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You make me sad.

>and thinks asylum seekers are okay

They are though, how fucking stupid are you?

Asylum seekers aren't just random illegal immigrants, they are speffically people who have legit reasons to be allowed in such as fleeing oppressive goverments and shit.

I WANT TO VIOLATE TEENAGE NOT! KIRYU

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(((legit reasons)))

same

dont worry OP you will find a bf too one day

Noted.
Don't care.
Video games.

I wonder what percentage of nu Yea Forums is children that came from the explosion of /pol/ a few years ago, I feel like the vocal minority of these idiots has only gotten louder

I had a feeling something was cucky about this game. Not gonna buy now, but i'm still gonna fap to the hot girl.

Holy fuck go back

>Beat-em-ups
This genre only existed because it was easiest to program.

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no they aren't
you just don't like them

I wanted your game to be good dumb witch. Now you gotta do gravure modeling. Such is life for the unskilled.

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since you're making a "used goods" argument, wouldn't the proper analogy involve a new Lamborghini versus a used one?

Even of that were true, it wouldn't still exist unless people liked them.

A car has a clear and definitively achievable condition for acquiring it, the price. I know exactly how much money I need to get one. No such thing exists for finding a relationship.

Either way, somebody who saves up for a sports car for their first vehicle is definitely superficial. You're either living inconvenienced by your lack of a car for no other reason than because you want the nicest one, or you live in an area with such readily available public transportation that you don't need a car, in which case you don't need a nice one either.

Stay on your mentally ill containment board. Yuri is trash.

Mega Faggot.

That would suck a lot. Just let girls love boys and not have any gay shit involved please.

That's still gay and shitty.

There are legit asylum seekers doing it correctly and then there are "asylum seekers" who do it by sneaking past the border without getting permission and making themselves illegal immigrants.

Yeah, but are the boyfriend hot?

does she fuck?

>Yeah, but are the boyfriend hot?
Yes, they are.

Yeah but trap shit spam is ok to you isn’t it faggot?

Retard.
Faggot.

>yurifags and waifufags
>caring about characters and stories
Are you stupid?

>Finally get a heterosexual couple in a Vidya From the start, involving good looking well designed characters
>Yea Forums starts having a giant bitch fit because of /u/fags and purity fags that aren't cool looking enough to self insert as the boyfriend's
>Ywn be kidnapped only to your smoking hot tomboy delinquent GF rescue you and then violently fucks you're brains out because you've been separated for longer than a day

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So instead of face fucks or bastards I get to see them fuck/get fucked by their boyfriends
Hopefully there’s more porn of them fucking their boyfriends than the other way around

>pretending to be autistic on the internet

How the fuck did you reach that conclusion?

Go away, faggot. You don't belong here.

In Japan, the general sentiment is that yuri is something that women grow out of.

What's your problem with gay people?

unironically, have sex

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get over it you fucking moron, this isn't a game where it would matter to begin with

>weeb shit
nothing about this is weeb you Australian.

>Ywn be kidnapped only to your smoking hot tomboy delinquent GF rescue you and then violently fucks you're brains out because you've been separated for longer than a day

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Not him, but you're all disgusting faggots. No exceptions.

Girl fucking a girl is always good.
But I'm only actually interested when they're cute.

This would be the best timeline.

WHEN THE FUCK ARE PRE-ORDER PAGES GONNA BE UP?

unless it's 7 evil ex boyfriends i dont give a fuck

If there isn't a single good game in the entire genre then of course I wouldn't like them.

No, she is a mentalcel

Yuri is such cringe. Lesbians don’t actually exist, you know that right? They are just friends that also have sex.

Do you also want them to be gamer girls? It’s just as much as a fantasy

>What's your problem with gay people?
Oh nothing really. It's just that I hate that we finally get a game where it's straight girls trying to rescue their boyfriends but anons here hate that and want them to be lesbian/bi.

It's just all tiresome.

If you think yuri is cringe you’re just reading the wrong ones. I don’t read snores like light kisses and handholding, I read succubus rape yuri

Oh no, I'm not gay. Never understood how anyone could like dick. I just don't get what problem you have with them. It's not like they're doing anything to you. If you got raped by some fag i'd get it i guess, but that's pretty unlikely

>Wayforward
Does this mean it’s going to be mediocre with fan service?

Dialate

>Girl fucking a girl is always good
No way fag.

>Ywn be kidnapped only to your smoking hot tomboy delinquent GF rescue you and then violently fucks you're brains out because you've been separated for longer than a day

Now that's hot.

Read up on it, as long as they are seeking assylum as long as they report to immigration services whether they entered through a point or not is not important. Then through the processing of their case it is decided whether their reason is legitimate or not. If entry is other than seeking assylum, then that's when whether they entered through a port of entry or not matters.

BASED

J U S T

So Lesbianism by and large.

This is the start of a trend where women will be saving boyfriends in distress. As a way to empower women, depower men, and make the women less appealing/attractive.

Yea Forums isn’t ready

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It's a natural reaction from healthy males.
If the cute girls canonically have boyfriends, that means you don't even get a chance to make them you're 2D waifus. So the best you can hope for is to get their BFs out of the picture altogether. 2x girls making love = 2x eye candy/fap material with no hairy male butts in sight.

bruh stop getting me heated i was already gonna buy

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hoping for easy modding on PC, just to add character appearances without paying 15 bucks each as dlc

You know people tend to get annoyed by people spamming fetish shit they’re not into everywhere right? I’m at least going to be slightly annoyed when I enter a LOZ thread and people are just sharing gay Link artwork

It's not really yuri unless no males exist in the universe whatsoever

>Haha, I'm such an otaku that all cute 2D girls are my waifus!
You should kill yourself. It would finally make your parents happy.

In western countries, it's bisexuals that are treated as a joke.

Kill yourself normalfaggot.

>Not BEING the Boy friend
What are you a homosexual cuck?

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>No way fag.
Never asked you, retard. Don't reply to me again.

"Ladies" first, tranny.

>Girl fucking a girl is always good.
It's not fucking if there's no penis involved. Fingering, licking, scissoring and using toys all fall under foreplay

Hell no. My mom really loves me and the grief would kill her if I did that. I'm sorry to hear that you think the child's death would make a parent happy. Your parents must have not loved you, and that's a tragedy.

>c/u/ck are at it again

>40 something male feminist and a bunch of females in charge of the writing and dialogue
You WILL see at least one (one) of the following appear:
>toxic masculinity
>incels
>someone will say "Girl Power!" unironically
>ORANGE MAN BAD
>immigrants/refugees good!
>"oof"
>"YIKES"
>some reference to redddit
>trannies
>fags
>interracial (BM/WF) couples

If you mean Link in that BotW outfit, you do know that girls like feminine submissive boys that dress up as girls?

here's your director, bro

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Why not a hot, bi foursome?

Well, you're not being the bf, because you're neither Kunio nor Riki.

Your parents don't love you. They're disappointed that their son is such a disgusting waste of space. I'm not a mentally ill faggot that gets mad when video game characters have boyfriends, and as such am not a failure of a human being that disappoints my parents. Really, anyone who tries that hard to be an otaku should just kill themselves.

If it is a duel you want, a duel I shall give, but be warned user those with a strong convocation and ambitions fight harder
And my ambitions are far greater than you can imagine

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>REEEEEE THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS IN A FICTIONAL RELATIONSHIP AND I CAN'T RELATE TO THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The thing that kills me about this kind of Japanese stories about delinquent is: if they're so fucking badass delinquents, that they "crush biker gangs" etc. etc., why the fuck are they still attending school like good boys?
It's another really weird Japanese phenomenon.

Fuck off you ironic weeb

>2x girls making love = 2x eye candy/fap material with no hairy male butts in sight.

That sucks honestly. I don't see why males can't just fap to female characters who are already taken.

>This is the start of a trend where women will be saving boyfriends in distress.
That's fine.

>As a way to empower women, depower men, and make the women less appealing/attractive.
Hey now, you can still make the girlfriend's attractive and also still give power to the men. You can just include something like "the boyfriend has been drugged and can't wake up" or something.

Imagine playing as an attractive and athletic tomboy like pic related, and having her save her boyfriend from demons or monsters. It's pure love right there!

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>uuuuuugggghhhh
I want to punch his beta face in.

>I'm not a mentally ill faggot that gets mad when video game characters have boyfriends
You sure you aren't? Because you certainly keep projecting that onto others, because I never said anything like that in my post. I don't have a gripe with them having bfs. But I'm not the one getting mad and sperging out on people who do.

Unironically have sex

>someone will say "Girl Power!" unironically
age old saying
>"oof"
>"YIKES"
just cause you associate it with a meme doesn't make it an inside joke for your shitty understanding of how words work
>interracial (BM/WF) couples
proves how fucking delusional you are
No one likes the shitty dev, quit being a dumbass

School in the east is like the irs, you can screw everyone else involved over, but don't fuck with it directly

Tomboy’s with not haircuts are absolute shit and a masculine trait. So you are either gay or coping.

It’s okay to like girls with long hair user, doesn’t make you sexist

>Yea Forums isn’t ready
Yea Forums has always been ready for brown amazon goddesses to save them from being pathetic and overpower them in bed in their dreams. It's the tourists from /pol/ who aren't ready.

>not haircuts
*boy haircuts

user a delinquent may be brave enough to fight off hundreds of armed thugs, but no man is brave enough to say no to their loving Asian tiger mom telling them to go to school

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i'll buy this, purely because of how much incel rage it generates

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>I just said this is what natural healthy males want
>I didn't TECHNICALLY say I want this
>See how clever I am?
Ironic weebs like yourself are far too stupid to pull off sounding composed and clever. Just kill yourself.

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Oof, the boyfriends thing didn't bother me, but now I'm giving this the side eye.

Objectification and allegory are necessary parts of the human mind to understand relationships.

You have autism.

Huh? But gay is a sexuality, not a fetish. That's like saying that a girl and a guy getting together in a game is someone inserting their fetish. Not all sexuality is a sin, yknow?

Why date a woman with previous boyfriends/multiple sexual partners?
If a relationship didn't work out with them, what makes you any different? Why all of a sudden would you be the person that convinces her to commit to a relationship?

Are you implying a strong girl capable of bearing many strong children, that can also grip you weiner like a vice with her strong vaginal walls isn't the most appealing thing to ever exist?

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thepunctuationguide.com/ellipses.html
"An ellipsis is a set of three periods"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis
"The most common form of an ellipsis is a row of three periods"
>actually

>Men who get angry seeing anything other than 2 girls together isn't a fetish
>It's a totally normal orientation
Sounds like another faggot in denial.

Good posts user, who's the artist?

iqdb

Really? I deal with my husbandos all the time trying to bang other anime girls and one set of female characters get boyfriends and you throw a fit? Better yet realize that its fucking fiction and not real at all, have sex and get over it.

I'm of the opinion that all waifus should be virgins.

But also, I don't mind if these chicks are tied down. I'm not about that cuck life, so I don't give a damn. I'll just enjoy the game without doing any waifu posting. Not that big of a deal

Why are they dressed like upper middle class suburban kids?

And they really should have incorporated more pixiv tags into their desgin

if a woman can beat you down and fuck you into submission, she is no woman

she is a beast, devoid of any sort of femininity

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Checkmate, mothefuckers, because I self insert as Riki every time I play RCR.

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They're not legit asylum seekers unless they're a) facing down genocide in their home country, or b) facing down a natural disaster in their home country.

In either case, they should be returned immediately, as the Dalai Lama suggests, after the threat is gone. You're not gonna argue with that guy, right?

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Good luck finding the 3% of females that are virgins, hopefully you find that golden 1% where they’re not neckbeards with vaginas or fundies

>boy haircuts are shit
No, they're great. Do you have a problem with tomboys? Are you gay?

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>REEEEE SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE THE PERSON I SUPPORTED

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I mean he's kinda right but I'm bit about to trust the leader of the third world
They're on some disposable human shit

I don't think any of these people are gay, they're just people who think it'd be hot if the girls kissed. That, or they feel like "Oh no, they have boyfriends, that means I cant imagine myself as their boyfriend :'("

Why're you calling me a faggot though I have been nothing but respectful. Are you just perpetually angry? Or is this some sort of projecting thing. Go back to /r/lgbt you in denial faggot nigger

and let the NTR begin.

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Right? I'm embarassed to share this board with these losers.

Oh look that boomer haircut

>Why're you calling me a faggot
>Go back to /r/
You're one stupid faggot.

Yeah, but you can't date 2d characters so why give a shit?

leave

Why is Yea Forums so easily triggered now

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Dalai Lama is just a socialite at this point, but one that has seen what the real world is like and knows better. Dude saw the Chinks literally genocide his people by swamping them with Han Chinese and forcing them to intermarry so that they'd be assimilated into the Han Horde. Tibet is something like 1/3rd Han now, and will likely by 100% Chinese by the end of the century. The Dalai Lama knows this, and that's why he said the West needs to return the asylum seekers.

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>now

>Now
Never seen 2011 Yea Forums, I take it?

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>Not being inspired by her strength and becoming strong too
>Not wrestling for dominance every night
>Not impressing her and causing her to blush when you've gained enough that you can carry her around where ever you want
>Not having the character and smarts for her to look up to you

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Go back

Make me

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no they are just randos brought in and coached by ngos on how to make an asylum claim, and then cut and run after they get the opportunity

play stupid somewhere else

>2011 Yea Forums
Those were fun days, pawnstars and battletoads threads always made me laugh

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Both were developed with different intentions.

based

>Constanza posting was 8 Years ago
WHAT

shes sexy.

BASED TRUTHPOSTER

You can pirate it and play it on the PS3 emu

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Not even that guy but you sound like a fucking faggot. Like holy shit.

Go dilate.

The reddit is seeping out of your every post faggot

It started at the end of 2010, iirc. Like, 3 days before the end of the year. I've only been here since 2009, and everything more than 5 years ago is a bit hazy, but Costanza was definitely hotshit up through 2013.

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We've had so many eternal septembers that these faggots are not the faggots I used to call faggots.

top right was really good im glad he got to put his hot skank sister in her place with that big brother dicking

The ironic weebs who wish they were cute anime girls are the ones that need to dialate. Anyone who uses "waifu" as a blanket statement for all 2D girls needs to kill themself.

please don't misuse my throw away joke from azumanga daioh it means something important
*puts single candle in cupcake and stares at drawing*

Am I in Japan? Are there legitimately this many purity faggots on Yea Forums? lmao at your pathetic lives. Go jack off to porn and lube it up with bitch tears about the protags fucking these hot pieces of delinquint ass every night. Reliving your beta orbiter days from highschool cuts too close huh?

Oh look more "kill themselves" sperging.

You sound a fucking 10 year old. Stop projecting and let your balls drop faggot.

Swear battletoads was around 07-08 since I actually got calls around then.

Not the guy you are replying to but the "healthy male" guy is a faggot and so are you for defending him

going to start complaining about them having boyfriends because it's clearly honey for sanctimonious losers

The only thing sadder than a lonely 4channeler who buys games to soothe his loneliness is the eternal "Yea Forums BTFO" 4channeler who claims to be embarrassed by this website, and yet still comes back every day to forget how unfulfilling his real life is.

I didn't think these threads could get any worse, holy shit was I wrong.

For me my time screwing with them was a tiny bit after tf2 went f2p, my dorm mate forgot to mask his phone number and was getting called and yelled at by them for over an hour from different numbers
Good times

I just want to talk about games with cute 2D girls. I don't care if they have boyfriends or not. I just like the aesthetic choice.

Ironic weebs are the worst thing to happen to Yea Forums.

Who the fuck said I was defending him? When did i mention him at all?

Learn to fucking read so you dont make yourself look retarded in furture endeavors.

Yeah cause i'm the loser, not the guy sexually threatened by the waifu having a boyfriend.

You are based.

uronically get aids.

I can't tell if this is more or less retarded than a food analogy.

>Oh I wasn't defending him
>I was just attacking the people that called him a faggot
>It's completely unrelated
>Look at how logical I am
I can actually smell the autism through my screen.

Waahhh no gf fags are just as bad as purityfags and /u/fags

Good mentality.

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Stab a stake on your head in both directions and angles.

there's no way you could be this buttmad over random shit and be a loser
hope to see you in future threads spittle flying from your face while you furiously type about purityfags

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now what

>doesn't know what "defend" means

Which school year did you have to repeat user?

>unironically buying into the "fiction depowers people!" horseshit
No, John, you're the retards

>he spoke I'll one man, which obviously means he supports the other.

I bet you vote Republican, holy shit. Lean some fucking...anything, god damn. Also projecting.

>Pseudo-intellectual retard trying desperately to sound clever
>Phone poster
>Brings up politics for no reason
9/10 brilliantly crafted bait, because no one could actually be that fucking stupid.

So becasue I only attacked the guy being a bigger faggot I automatically defend the other?

You fuckers are more retarded than I though.

Not an argument, still reaching. Still wrong.

American education everyone.

Uronically get aids.

>I-I I'm not the sad one, you are.

Seriously, have sex already.

>Not an argument
You already perfected the "pretending to be retarded" bait. No need to keep at it.

The absolute state of Yea Forums right now, slowly turning into /vg/

This is the only thing that should be concerning. People upset their favorite fictional characters are in relationships is pathetic.

HAHAHA imagine getting literally cucked by fictional video game characters lmaoing at your life right now OP

DRUMPFTARD REPUBLICANS OUT, THIS IS A DEMOCRAT CHAD THREAD

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i will never forgive them for putting my favorite fictional characters in a relationship
now if you don't mind i'm going to go watch toradora for the first time ever

Still haven't shown how I was defending one faggot over the other.

Oh wait, the truth dosent fit your retarded world view. So you ignore it and call everyone that disagrees with you retarded.

Dont worry, some day you'll graduate elementary and stop being an idiot.

I wish all games have yuri. Boys are nasty.

*sucks you up my ass*

I wish all yurifags and ESLfags would kill themselves.

>mindbreak doujin with the black haired girl

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>being this much of a flaming fucking faggot

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Why are yurihaters such spiteful human beings?

>gets tons of friends and boys wanting to fuck her
what

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>not learning how to drive in an expendable car before you take your shiny new sportscar on the road

You're one of those dumb fucks who wraps a lambo round a lamppost because you never learned how to fucking drive properly. Seriously thinking you can equate a car to a relationship holy shit, I don't need to tell you to die alone because that's already happening. Sorry your parents didn't love you user. I truly am.

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they've never experienced the purest form of love
only lesser forms of love where the object of affection leaves you and takes your wii

I still can't believe there are anons in this thread who wouldn't want to be in the fantasy of being saved by a strong, muscular girlfriend. Imagine being this gay.

>I wish all games have yuri.
>Boys are nasty
No way fag.

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people being patheic... on Yea Forums???

>If a relationship didn't work out with them, what makes you any different?
Are you seriously saying you are a blank puppet with no will of its own which only exists for other women?

>yurihaters
Only mentally ill yurifags use this term. Furries don't call people furriehaters when they're told to fuck off, and they used to be the kings of mentally ill fetishfaggots. Congrats on dethroning them.

this but unironicly

i bet they're black kek

holy fuckin based trannies btfo picked up

i use yurihaters all the time and i'm perfectly normal
it's a cromulent word

>Ywn be kidnapped only to your smoking hot tomboy delinquent GF rescue you and then violently fucks you're brains out because you've been separated for longer than a day

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Damn, rent free ain't it?

dilate

If the devs want my money, it better.

*teleports behind you*

>N-No it's everyone else, not us!
You're mentally ill. Accept that and get help.

after i get to my doctor what should i tell them my symptoms are

>start
it has always been a trope you fucking faggot

>rent free
You're already helping me enough user

and then john was a retard

Right winger here. This thread is making me question my stance.

most people don't remember the story of andromeda saving perseus from the mongols

A baseless persecution complex coupled with never ending turmoil over not being born a cute girl. Either he'll actually help you, or he'll recommend hormone treatment and you'll eventually kill yourself. Either way, problem solved.

>c/u/cks
only greater blight would be trannies, but these groups overlap alot

What is this, some spin off of RCR? Why would I play as these girls when I can play rcr again? That said why would you be triggered by them having bfs? At least they aren't lesbians

and the divine rule of kings seemed so sensible before now

Do right wing folks need to hate yuri? It's just a harmless fetish.

>helping that faggot
Only the second option is a solution.

You know "rent free" is supposed to be used when people complain about a group for no reason and not when that group enters the thread and throws a bitchfit, right? Right?

>Why would I play as these girls when I can play rcr again?
Because it's a different game.

I’ve been doing my Master’s thesis on online gaming communities and incels. This thread and Yea Forums in general has been a goldmine. And yes, my findings so far have indicated a direct correlation between the two.

imagine wanting to be a woman
you need a few more years of kindergarten

Teenager girls written by a 39 year old white man?

(Cringe)

>cute girls doing cute things
>Yea Forums is instantly super triggered and sees it as an attack on their beliefs, way of life, and culture
Come the fuck on. Japan has always had cute girl action games.

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cringe, yet redpilled

Yes, and? Only yurifags and waifufags are angry, and those two groups sure as hell aren't CLAMP fans.

do they serve green tea at starbucks, because i'll have one of those

Just don't play it then. I doubt this would even be popular

I thought they were in the same series. Meh if I wanted a beat em up I'll just play Scott pilgrim

Yeah I'm aware.
I don't think there's a single /u/ user here, just a bunch of baiters and haiters. As with all the yuri threads on Yea Forums.

You're just fishing the material for the outcome you need, talk about biased

>No no no, the shitposting can't be yurifags, it's just falseflagging
Holy shit. Dial back the del/u/sion.

no one should be a clamp fan they can't write for shit

How do you not understand the difference between an entire series and a single game?

Sounds like you're just an angry yurifag.

>faggot numales touching japanese IP

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sounds like my exposure to clamp is more than watching cardcaptor sakura after school

>it's just falseflagging
None of the posters here said anything of substance about yuri, it's just a sea of baits and shitposting. I'm not complaining though, I'm enjoying this clown thread, from save distance that is.

Is anyone going to make a proper thread eventually?

I know we're on Yea Forums and most people don't actually watch anime it read manga, but unless you're talking about the mess that is Tsubasa or the lackluster Clear Card anime, you're going to have to do better than that if you're going to claim that CLAMP sucks. It's clear you're just an angry yurifag upset that they always shit on your ships.

why the game isn't out

Why does every thread about this turn into a /pol/ shitfest? Why?
Will it forever be impossible to actually discuss the game? We did it in the initial reveal threads.

not a single thing they've worked on in the last 17 years hasn't been a complete mess or absolute garbage

better than rightwing incels desu

>No, they aren't real yurifags
>Real yurifags would never scream like retarded monkeys over girls having boyfriends
>They're all intelligent people who write well thought out posts on the topic when it's brought up
I thought delusion topped out at seeing romance that wasn't there, but somehow you've managed to outdo that.

what do you have against japanese game developers

nigga, she's too big

Explain to me exactly what you don't like about the Clear Card manga without citing things that make it clear you only watched the anime.

Well, we're on Yea Forums after all. Things will always go wrong

Because most threads about games that have yet to come out at least have the grace of being the slightest bit video game-related, even Shantae 5 threads are better than this.

Xxxholic was pretty good
This. Just play rcr

what the fuck makes you think i watched the anime at all you card captor drone
are you a 40-year old man watching shoujo anime, because i'm this close to calling chris hansen

Just get your own girlfriend then, dummy.

>Everything they make is trash
>Have I actually watched or read it? If course not!
Based

>real yurifags
>intelligent people who write well thought out posts on the topic when it's brought up
If you come to Yea Forums expecting to see that, then it's your own god damn fault when you end up disappointed.

not really it's inextricably linked to the mess that is tsubasa
these are works that could have been good if they were less ambitious and focused on specific themes, but they had to try to make them some epic crossover, convoluted time travel mess and that spoils the entire soup

I acrually wouldn't mind it at all. as long as the GAME IS GOOD

Because the director of the game is a fucking faggot groveling for forgiveness on social media for being a man and daring to write dialogue for a fictional female character?

You're right it is.

i like how i pegged you as "i come home from school and watch card captor sakura" pedophile

Nothing will ever beat how good Scott Pilgrim was. I'm convinced it's the best beat em up ever

the absolute state of watamote manga right now is literally an yuri harem

>pedophile
Swing and a miss, champ. Sakura isn't for lewd.

I am impressed how they managed to make two cute girls so repelling and unattractive. Couldn't care less about this game

You can feel how much she doesn't care at the end. (cringe)

This is the only shitpost in these threads I enjoy.

how?

It's literally the same thing you ponce.

>that makeup and nail polish
It's over

Finally a based heterosexual game, dilate

i'm completely unfamiliar with this game but are people really ass blasted that the girls supposedly have canonical boyfriends? isn't this some kind of fighting game? why would that even matter. also is this a jap series being made by a western dev or something?

This man lives in 2005.

That's pretty pathetic yes. But so what?
We could discuss the actual game, but instead you'd prefer to cry about politics in every thread?

One would assume that a fan of videogames would prefer the former, but maybe that description doesn't fit you after all.

Left has a neat little shaved patch, right has a trimmed bush

Yes on all accounts. People are just looking for any excuse to shitpost basically.

writing dialogue for a female character is weird bro, it's pretty gay

understandable

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It's a long running series (known in America as River City Ransom) about bancho delinquint boys. This one is a spin-off/sequel by a western dev - WayForward - starring the protagonists girlfriends, who are out to rescue the Protags after they got jumped and hauled off in a mysterious van. This involves fist fighting the entire city and their schoolmates because that's how things work in this universe.

And yes, on all accounts. It is irrelevant and the most girly motivation ever. Feminists will hate it, I think it's cute, purity fags are up in arms because they can't masturbate if they imagine their wheyfu ever holding hands with another daijobu

What game?

>Literally no one mentioning the fact you can bounce people off the ground and then bury their freshly dead bodies with an aerial power bomb

Scott Pilgrim

>even fictional girls don't want OP anymore because they can do better

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Port it to PC already

i really like it. i wish there were more games where girls rescued their boyfriends. i honestly wish there was a mario game where Peach saves Mario or Daisy saves Luigi. its a nice unusual cute twist.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The juggling looks to be kinda similar to RCR Underground, but I'm unsure if it still does special cancels like Underground does. It also looks like attacks have a lot more recovery, so launching might not be a free juggle but who knows. The strikers will definitely help combos be crazy.

Cool don't care about the girl version but River City Ransom sounds nice

>i honestly wish there was a mario game where Peach saves Mario
that...actually exists

River City Ransom? More like River City Tampons, amirite fellas?

I love how the gameplay looks but the only thing I need to know is if there's super moves and grapples where you grab your opponent's shirt and punch them in the dick.

BASED MEDIC
MANY WILL REFUTE IT, BUT IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY TRUTH

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oh shit, what is it called?

>The story about a girl who wishes she was popular and had friends eventually moves towards her having friends
Completely unacceptable.

super princess peach

>feminists hate my game with female protagonists
name 5, very bizarre fanboy

I hope that if you beat the game with an S rank you get a cutscene of them sucking their boyfriends' dicks.

>NOOOOO SHE NEEDS TO STAY ALONE FOREVER LIKE ME
Have gay sex.

Reminder that a dev posted in a thread yesterday which got deleted by a mod shortly afterwards.

Tomb Raider - all of them until the Reboot
It was kinda shit tho

she's actually a horrible person so jumping from a building would be an acceptable alternative

user, when was the last time you performed maintenance on your sarcasm detector?

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Did anyone call him a nigger? This is important.

i told you to name five feminists that complained about your game

because it pisses you off.

maybe the developers shouldn't post CP
This is true but we shouldn't hate the mentally ill, we should help them. What causes this?

Huh, probably quite a while ago. Well, the point stands, some people actually do think that.

>This silly-ass spinoff game that only just came into the public consciousness may just be the game that dethrones Scott Pilgrim at last
I'm ready to be right, but scared to be wrong.

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>i told you to name five feminists that complained about your game
oh, I thought you meant games

That I can't do because the names of e-thots come and go from my brain like wind on the mountain

I'm pretty sure it's just shitposting and they don't actually believe it. Or at least that's what I want to believe.

I'm cautiously interested. Any more footage?

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It's a huge turn off (and kind of creepy) to see a man so unconfident in his work begging for forgiveness to random girls on social media for doing his job. It also comes off as pretentious too. Like, if you dislike it that much then why are you even directing it still?

>That I can't do because i made them up

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>comfy Kunio threads on Yea Forums will never exist
I just realized, was that assist supposed to be Todo?

I just want anime lesbians. But I didn't really care about the game much in the first place, so now I'm just going to shitpost about how they should have been lesbians.

I mean, Scott Pilgrim had great art and music, but the gameplay itself wasn't very good. I mostly blame the bad RPG mechanics where you have to pump up your stats to keep up with the later stages which makes you overpowered if you go back to the earlier stages, and the awful idea of the character levels locking moves behind them. I wish it had a differently balanced statless mode or something.

only the reveal trailer with it's shitty song
twitter.com/WayForward/status/1146468827678437376

What's the best Kunio game, user? I've only played one or two a long time ago and not for long.

because he likes money
groveling is a lot cheaper

uugggghhhh please don't make me fucking actually research the handles of feminists I don't want to go browsing cunt blogs

Anyone member that one Kunio Kun on 3DS with the blurry hyper realistic backgrounds? That shit was strange.

>I'm angry that this thing that never had anything to do with my fetish isn't about my fetish, so I'm going to shitpost
Truly the best fanbase.

The 3DS was a mistake.

>reading comprehension
I'm not angry, I don't give a shit. I'm just going to shitpost.

if you're going to make sensationalist claims then you need to back it up with evidence or we just think you're another sperging incel.

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just the 3d part

Looks good but I don't wanna play as a girl saving boys. Time to play rcr again

The assists are generic enemies, you can recruit them after beating the shit out of them.

Because he knows how precarious his position is.

All it takes is ONE inflamed vaginal tract and suddenly his based ally status goes up in flames and the e-harpies start to shriek about the mysoginy of his game which of course has the girls being written by a MAN and they're on an adventure to SAVE THEIR MEN.

He is well aware these people are fucking pyscho, how can you not be? It also evokes intense feelings of confusion because he's subliminated the idea that men are disgusting and oppressive but there he is trying to write female protagonists.

>Yeah I'm not mad
>I'm just going to shitpost threads because it doesn't have what I want
Yurifags are really the best fanbase. I don't get why everyone hates them so much.

Imagine if Dirty Pair would come out today. It would get so many people butthurt.

>You can feasibly beat and recruit the first boss and then use them to kill the final boss
I love it.

don't worry about user there are no feminists
you can just look at the hashtag on twitter
maybe you could get someone like catherine mackinnon to complain if they knew it existed

Oh, so it's suppressed lesbianism?

Or he could just ignore them because they don't buy video games and aren't a market worth appealing to.

Other than RCR/Downtown, I'm fond of Sports Challenge (Daiundokai) and the SNES beat em ups
Making my way through the rest of the games even though they have no translations

Most 80's and 90's OVAs about badass girls featuring them chasing after guys and fighting over them. They were better than the shit we get today, and we'll never see stuff like that again.

>NO THANKS I PREFER CHEAP UGLY 20 YEAR OLD USED CARS THEY ARE MORE COMFY
But this is true.

Kunio and Riki seem to be playable.. Under what conditions is unknown.

that would be the logical thing to do but the amplification chamber of the internet makes a mouse sound like a lion

Fucking retard. If it was actually a game I cared enough about and it turned out to not be yuri, I'd simply avoid its threads.
This one doesn't qualify.

Pretty much guaranteed that you'd unlock them for beating the game.

It's as old as the fucking Bible, frogposter. Go read up on Judith assassinating Holofernes, or Esther condemning Haman.

Oh and I forgot the dodgeball games of course

I see it's being made by a western dev instead too. I'll just avoid this for now

If they went to school, they should've at least learned about Joan of Arc, who practically handed France victory in the Hundred Years' War and got handed over to the English for her trouble.

>Implying the average Yea Forumsitizen applies themselves academically

my unironic non-trolling actually sincere suggestion is that you not worry too much about the game until it's done and you can assess its merits in a suitable fashion

jeanne d'arc did jack shit brah
what school did you go to

>Why date a woman with previous boyfriends/multiple sexual partners?
You can say same thing about men who had previous girlfriends or multiple sexual partners.

keep the faith user

meant to quote

A soldier's merit is based on how many fortresses he takes, a fortress' merit is based on how many soldiers it repels.

like i said before he is definitely a rapist or a pedophile

>game looks interesting
>anime inspired art style
>fun looking beat em up gameplay, etc.
>then it finally shows... they have boyfriends
lol nope
notevenonce
dropped

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me on the left.

user, you vastly underestimate the purchasing power of money. I'm not just talking prostitutes either; a LOT of otherwise dignified men and women will gladly enter a relationship for a payday. Not a good one, mind you, but that wasn't the focus of the discussion anyway.

Jessica is desperate for him to leave her alone.

Fortresses are taken by many soldiers though

WE'RE GONNA FIGHT YOU

So which of them does anal?

Cute image

>Lists all the roles women have for the game
>Not a single programmer
>4 art jobs

Lol every fucking time.

Misako is definitely the kinky one.

dilation reminder!

based

> still assblasted to this day
> can't comprehend character progression
Boy I hope it ends up Yuri so that you commit suicide out of anger.

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See, the main characters are in relationships just to appeal to a normalfag western audience. This is what I had suspected all along. This faggot has no backbone and this is why this game will be shit.

What went wrong?

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Absolutely nothing.

Soulest/Soul/Soulless

the one western studio that attracts artists that like cute things was assigned a game that required them to create hideous things and they succeeded at failing

The western Devs are so cucked they are literally afraid of making a girl ugly for fear of "shaming" backlash

They've been in relationships since the original Downtown Nekketsu and Banka

I wasn't going to buy this game, but seeing how mad it makes yurifags and waifufags has ensured I'll buy it.

Just emulate bro.

Yeah, go ahead.

i'm also really mad when people like and donate large sums of money to star citizen
i hope you don't do that

This might be okay in a new, completely original game, instead of the sequel that river city girls is.
I mean, I get that the characters were redesigned to varying degrees for RCG, but changing the dynamic between established characters (and main characters of their respective games no less) like this might be too much

I wouldn't call the genre trash, but sidescrolling beat 'em ups really did plateau a while ago. There's only so much new ones have been able to add to such an inherently simple genre.

NPC

Cringe

Sweetening the pot. Yurifags and waifufags are worse than spineless directors.

absolutely based and same-pilled

Right. Enjoy that shit game, man.

It's probably why Shantae is so popular coincidentally.

Shit, let's take a quick look at Wayforward's most popular IPs: Shantae and Mighty Switch Force, starring two cute little cartoon babes all for me, no boyfriends in sight. It's no wonder, I bet it's the same fanbase getting so riled up lol.

>Shantae and Mighty Switch Force
Those games are good

This game is shit. They have boyfriends. That's gross.

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i'm trying to brainstorm here. you don't seem to have one, but maybe you can help anyway.
"for 26 years i read chapter after chapter, hoping that belldandy would finally kick keiichi to the curb, and now even Kunio-kun mocks me with its boyfriend havers."

Not saying they aren't good, saying it's the same people getting upset.

They're good because they don't have boyfriends, user.

That's fine, I only care that I'm not playing it

I want kenka bancho not some unbelievable shitty women crap. Yakuza doesn't work if you play as women, and neither does this.

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>ewww boys eww icky boys eww
You're either a little elementary school girl or a tranny, dilate and kys

>i'm trying to brainstorm here
I thought I smelled garbage burning.

so just another morning in brazil for you

Lucky you have like 10 Yakuza games then.

>women doing manly things is such a rare occurrence that it earns a mention in a holy book

Trying to call other people third worlders works better when you don't type like them yourself.

how do third worlders type

Like retards that don't know English.

you write english at least at the 3rd grade level
what are some other signs

Write a complete sentence like someone with a triple digit IQ and not a third world chimp. I'll answer you then.

you are going to have to show me how not to write like your relatives user i'm not a mindreader

>no boyfriends in sight

Sky was going to marry Barracuda Joe in SatPC.

I seriously hope this thread is just for shitposting and that none of you are seriously unaware that these two are actually the Girlfriends of the protags from RCR who themselves were kidnapped in the first game.

I'm by no means a fan but isn't she's like the least posted girl by far? It's always Shantae, Boots and Rotty I see posted with Sky in distant fourth place if at all compared to the rest.

>yurifags
>knowing or caring about the actual story
I chuckled.

Literally who cares.

Ah, good, you're just shitposting. Had me worried for a minute there.

I am. But it's clear that the game isn't actually aimed specifically at the series' fans anyway.

>But it's clear that the game isn't actually aimed specifically at the series' fans anyway.
Holy shit.

It's assumimg people already played Banka