IT'S ALL USELESS...! IT'S ALL USELESS!!!

I WILL NEVER BELIEVE IN SOMETHING AS STUPID AS MAGIC! UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Erika is a slut

BEATOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIICHEEEEEEE!!!!
I WILL NEVER BELIEVE IN JESUS! COME AT ME ONE MORE TIME, MY NEW THEORY IS SOUND PROOF!

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I'm going to put Erika in a headlock and choke her out!

Who was in the wrong here?
I wasn't in that thread but heard about it on /jp/. Could someone link it please?

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So what happened if battler admitted magic was real?
Would he be dead?

Wrong, Battler. The correct word is USELESS (無駄)

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>I wasn't in that thread but heard about it on /jp/
I'm Battler user, can you link the jp thread

FUCK OFF BATTLER WITCHES ARE REAL YOU FUCKING GINGER CUNT

boards.4channel.org/v/thread/469384304#top

He’ll lose the game

GEORGE IS FAAAAAAT

George isn't fat he's just thick boned

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If I want to get into this series where should I start?

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And then?

BEATOOOOOOOORIIIIIIICHE will peg him in the ass with her shemale cock

That doesn't sound so bad.

Damn, these witches sure are good at bringing happiness.

Battler....

Question arc first then answer arc on steam.

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Yeah, a true thick boned gentleman, the best kind of man.

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DAMMIT

I HADN'T LOST IN YEARS, FUCK YOU

So sad Steve Jobs died of magic.

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Who's Steve Jobs?

files.catbox.moe/bzk61f.webm

>dude beatrice is a guy and now you're gay
What did the author mean by this?

Nothing, you're just an idiot.
Beatrice 1st is female, Beatrice 2nd is female, 2nd Beatrice's son turns out to be a trap (Shannon), but Meta World Beatrice is based off the portrait of beatrice so she's female.

So like, liking beatrice isn't gay unless you specify you like the Yasu crossdressing version

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You're dumb.

haha devil's proof :D

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>he's never had a stevejob before

is there any indication ANYWHERE that the logic error was intentional or is this shit pure headcanon

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Should I use the default or ps3 sprites?

Episode 5 and 6 were dogshit terrible and dropping Chiru because of them is perfectly logical.

It's the best way to explain Battler retardation and lack of growth.

cringe and goatpilled

I'm here to read a story, not be lectured on the mystery genre and how to read a story. Or be subjected to author rants.

Battler learned about Shannon/Kanon/Yasuin Ep5, becomes GM.
Logic Error appears in Ep6, the only solution is knowing about Yasu. It's too weird for him to fall into that one, especially considering he's the one who did the setup.

>Ciconia and Saku delayed to october
BEATOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

HOLY SHIT BUT OF COURSE

Beato

Yeah...magic doesn't exist. Everyone says so!

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Anyone else always get a 406 error trying to access the 07thmod wiki?

What the fuck did you just say about me?

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By realising that Battler was fighting a tranny the entire time

Every thread until we reach the Golden Land.

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I feel like he got trapped because he didn't want Erika to know about Yasu, since she would be able to solve all the mysteries then, but had no other choice in the end.

I know that this is probably a weird place to ask but since I don't want to play the VNs I have started reading the manga.

Is it worth continuing? Is the manga considered trash or just slightly inferior to the VNs?

The manga explains the story better, but it will lose a lot of the charm since you won't have the amazing OST.

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I've read elsewhere that he wanted Beato to grow a spine or something like that. Could be wrong of course, it's been years.

Based Every-thread-until-we-reach-the-Golden-Land-poster

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Witches claimed that logic error would grind the game to a halt, but the game progressed just fine when Battler was locked.

Gohda was the only guy who didn't deserve to die.

That would be Hideyoshi.

Why are there so many people that didn't read Higurashi but read Umineko? You'd think that someone is going to start with the first game of the WTC series.

Because he's the only servant that didn't suck Yasu's non existant dick?

He should've gone full Steven Seagal.

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Holy kek. Based Gohda putting that shit kid in her place.

Why are there so many people that played Final Fantasy VII without playing V?

I do admit having only seen the Higurashi anime before reading seacats. I was planning to red the novel too, but then Mangagamer started the retranslation (that might be over by 2025 at the current rate) so I've put the thought on hold.

Just pirate Higurashi and don't pay those faggots that released it on Steam.

>when the seagals cry

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That scene where George started ranting about all women being whores that are only interested in "chad" was kinda weird, he seemed like a nice guy before that.

So knowing about the whole yasu deal what the fuck was up with genji (kenji? what the fuck was even his name?) repeatedly telling him/her/whatever about furniture? Was he the real villain that fucked yasu's mind up? Why even enable yasu to have two identities and not tell even the people who lived in the mansion? What the fuck was that?

what? it was just him admitting that he was a creepy "nice guy" and realizing that he should stop

Genji is the one who caused Yasu's mental illness(es), yes.

This was for the other thread, but it died early. Can anyone who dislikes Higurashi's chapter 8 explain why they feel that way? I admit not really being engaged with some of the action sequences, but the fedora-tipping euphoria of the whole thing going right more than made up for it. Plus, putting the pieces together was was one of the coolest highlights of any game I've played.

it turns into actual scooby-doo bullshit for no reason and hanyu is a godawful addition, any satisfactory conclusion is forsaken

>for no reason
not that guy but please tell me how were they supposed to beat miyo without doing that

that's not my fucking job, that's ryukishi's job, and he didn't do it; instead, he resorted to asspulling a completely ridiculous situation instead of something that had actual logic behind it or that resolved things in any kind of clean manner whatsoever

Rapistposter get out

>he resorted to asspulling a completely ridiculous situation instead of something that had actual logic behind it or that resolved things in any kind of clean manner whatsoever
The same thing can be said about Umineko

why wasn't the ending clean?

Which one of them's the trap?

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I want to rape Erika!

this isn't true because umineko always had its resolution in mind from the start, at least to some extent, whereas with higurashi everything is slapped together at the end once the fragment connection ends

why do you think that the higurashi ending was slapped together at the end?

Sayo likes thicc boys

Shiiiit, I might have a chance. Later virgins.

You'd have to get past george's kicks to get at that prime furniture poon

I mean, there are other things that don't really make sense earlier in the story. Like the mechanics of how and why K1 is magically able to remember in Tsumihoroboshi. I'm confused as to why Matsuribayashi in particular stands out to you when there are so many other things that should tell you this isn't exactly a story rooted in realism or hard logic, and if it is, it's only in the actual 'mystery game' part of the story and not the post-game. That's not an excuse for shoddy or awkward writing, of which there is plenty in Higurashi.

I agree with you, the Higurashi puzzle was the best shit ever. I didn't really like the Umineko one since it seems that they put it there just for the sake of it being there.

tiny bombs

None of this would have happened if someone just pounded Yasu's bussy once.

Is this "game" good? Or is it a meme? considering trying it out to understand this magic shit.

It's good, and the shitposting around the VN is fun.

It's good if you use the PS3 patch and turn the voices on. The novel itself isn't amazing, and is saved by the presentation. It's like a 100 hour anime.

07th-mod.com/wiki/Umineko/Umineko-Getting-started/

Without the Love of God it cannot be seen...

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It switches. You cannot know for certain until you lift the skirt.

damn, my dick

I always thought it was the blue on.

Yes it’s good, go play it (or read the manga)

Holy fucking kek

someone post me the swollen head batora pls

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which op is best

why

I think it's the guy who's upset that they're taking their time to do it right.

They still haven't released all the chapter since 4 fucking years ago.

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ew that art

i wish an actually detective is MC, instead of Battler

he is

the anime one

youtube.com/watch?v=YH_rwqWny9s
why are the vocal versions so good

UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cringing at yuou

youtube.com/watch?v=rql5YSq1Kzc

>non original (soulless) sprites

oh no no

>WTC5 actually got delayed

Holy shit, I thought you were all memeing. And I was one of the main posters who did threads here for hype. What a shitshow.

Atleast it's only by 1.5 month.

The opening of Chiru on PS3.

>the Ciconia OST will be released before the main game
huh

That's good, I won't listen to it but fans will say if it's just as good as Umineko or worse. Good for setting up expectations.

>There is an actual playlist of Umineko music ordered by first time the music plays in the novel

I don't know why I find this so amusing.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSRAaUuVzrQQ87-xuaBj7Mowlg8cQcWpz

Why no one likes these sprites, and rather choose ps3 ones? I think they look pretty good, although maybe too hentaish

That’s how OSTs are supposed to be ordered.

Gohda and Krauss deserve more screentime.

It really is, shame it spoils literally everything

The true question here is how can you get magical breeding powers by pissing in fire.

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All those peplo..

When the fuck does this play?
youtube.com/watch?v=93VODUlLuRk

R07 is a hack

>and then Battler started crying again

in the question arcs, the most memorable time for me was when natsui went nuts and started pointing the gun at people

what game is this from>?

>playing the steam version that censored that song
yoru fault

From none, this was a real life event.

No way, the steam version did that?

See Super 9/11

it removed the start to avoid copyright issues with star trek

Any other tracks effected?

if witches aren't real, then what are these?

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I baked that! It's the same cake from the party.

Kek

Delusions

Episode 6 but Erika drops the intellectual from her title

Bernkastel is a black cat and Lambda is a piece of candy. They're symbols of Halloween.

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Reminder that this is the best OST from both of the games.
youtube.com/watch?v=qtDiUzDu0Z0

Replace Battler with Giorno Giovanna as Umineko MC, what will happen?

Daily reminder that if you read with the PS3 patch and voice acting, you're an illiterate weeb

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Nope
youtu.be/9sIcCKuA8ns

If you don't care about presentation, just open the script file and read it.

Onaholes

I agree with this. I was actually listening to this earlier today.

I THINK UMINEKO SUCKS

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real best track coming through
youtu.be/IDma4A6A3Bc

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To add on to that, when I was playing RGD earlier today and heard the Happiness of Marionette melody, I got goosebumps.

The original scene is about the media altering his words to make it look like he hated the city.

that was me with this song , i still can't believe that people read umineko without reading higurashi before

I know I've seen the movie multiple times, it's just a joke.

all the hype is with umineko, and it's way easier to sell someone on umineko with a description of it than it is with higurashi.