Do you have a favorite pokemon?
Do you have a favorite pokemon?
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yes
Shuckle
Snorlax. He gets me.
Gen 1
>Zapdos, Gyarados, Nidoking
Gen 2
>Skarmory, Tyranitar, Ampharos
Gen 3
>Swampert
Truest bro
Mawhile or Weavile, probably. Why do you ask?
My nigas the big gigas.
I know he's shit but god I love him so much
yeah
you already posted it
Zangoose
By default, everyone kinda HAS to have one. Nobody hates all Pokemon equally.
Why yes, I do.
/vp/
Newfag detected.
Based as fuck.
The smug aura of the picture mocks me
Ampharos
s-sure
Raichu still the best 1973
Of course
Hrrmm...
Same user same
The first movie just left such an impression on my young mind
Leg lock me, please.
Absolutely.
Maybe..
Of course.
Vulpix!
It was quite the sight after all
More like... Sexptile.
Meloetta.
Probably my favorite starter.
Why is he (she) so pure?
You fucks keep asking the same question and I'm going to keep giving you the same answer
At least with new images though.
I don't know how to feel about sharing a favourite Pokemon with someone like you.
My nigga Reuniclus
Special mentions to Porygon Z, Aggron and Volcarona
Mewtwo was developed as the perfect pokemon, of course everything will be perfect.
gen 2 = gen 1 > gen 4 > gen 5 = gen 3 > gen 7 > gen 6
A man of fine taste
I've been told it's Scyther
Mine changes pretty often, but I've been pretty into Furfrou lately. protip: you're a basic bitch if an Eeveelution is your favorite.
nigga's just a psychic fetus
and that's why i like it
best starter
yes
These keep reminding me of the time I fixed the translation of an image of an Ampharos fucking a Buizel with a giant cock on e621 and people yelled at me because I called the original translation garbage.
espeon, unironically
source?
Volcarona, Forretress, Galvantula, Shedinja, and the Regis. Honestly there are so many great pokemon that I can't just name them all in this thread.
toss up between charmander and syndaquil
pokemon is dead to me now though
creatively bankrupt since gen 3
Bedroom eyes bug horse
AMAZING taste
HIPS
Of course
>reddit watermark
>on a virgin vs chad meme
what the fuck is wrong with you? get off my board
You'll never guess!
Artist?
Vulpix would make the perfect snufftoy.
rosalia~
Kabutops, Shedinja and Golisopod.
there is no better lover than a zoroark.
this little ball of death right here
>tfw no 11kg 50cm ghost fleshlight
What the hell is a snufftoy?
And he's not afraid in using them
My bro Dusknoir. Dusclops shitters get out of here, only Duskull and Dusknoir chads welcome.
Frosslass makes a far better ghost flesh light.
>taking a screenshot of your entire desktop instead of just downloading the fucking picture and posting it
Just lovely
>Guaranteed replies
Furfrou is based as fuck. Rocky helmet, snarl, thunderwave/toxic, cotton guard and rest make him a lot of fun. Plus they have an amazing shiny version.
He didn't even do the "le funny tabs" thing.
For me, it's Eevee.
I don't give a shit about the move pool, I just like grooming the fur.
I miss gay sex with hats on.
>double the damage, but also double the pleasure
so do i user
That is pretty cool too. I can never decide on which one is my favorite. What cut do you like?
I prefer pails of water
My precious
Sure do.
Ampharos
Test
Not him but I love the basic Furfrou and Star Cut.
Shiny Star Cut Furfrou is REALLY great.
Now the real question is, why does the user feel the way they do about their favorite pokemans?
Why is it their favorite?
Haha imagine if you could impregnate your pokemons
Tropius. Just look at this thing, it's a fucking dinosaur that grows fruit and can fly.
Always a tough decision but I usually go with debutante.
Stop
Imagine fucking an ampharos while it casually sits there like that as if it can't even notice you lifting its tail and digging into its haunches with a death grip.
>pokemon
Not 5 years old, so no.
Ghetto bitch.
Since when do 5 years olds fuck pokemon?
This thing
>world full of awesome bugs, robots, sea creatures, and other cool monsters
>choose the dog/cat hybrid that looks like any real life mammal
Eevee faggots are the most boring people on this planet.
>tfw could have been a shillmon and had all the sweet merch that comes with it but gamefreak didn't force it hard enough
it's not fair lads... brace yourself for the next lucario and pikachu release
Ampharos
Imagine being so indecisive that you decide 1/4 of all Pokemon are your favorite.
This is horrible, low-tier chad-virgin meme, maybe the worst I've ever seen by a long shot
I would prefer to imagine you dead.
I just want to see renamon and blaziken together, being /fit/ and the top slut of each of their franchises.
>his favorite is charizard
>his favorite is in the pikachu line
>his favorite is gardevoir
>his favorite is lopunny
>his favorite is an eeveelution
>his favorite is mewtwo
But Eevees would be the easiest to have sex with.
My favorites are Spidna and Audino
Would mating press and impregnate several times
You can have multiple lesser favorites from each generation user, but check the image again. Ferrothorn is my all around favorite mon.
Yeah, you posted one of em. These two are perfect duo.
>"haha im a furry xddd totally not ironic xdddd"
Kill yourself.
Who here /Mankey/?
>look at this guy, he's only enough of a freak to JUST want to fuck an actual dog instead of something a bit weirder
come on now user, just let people like what they like
>that crop
There's more, isn't there?
Maybe.
source please?
and don't ask me to look it up
there's like hundreds and hundreds of eevee feral porn out there
I am a furry and want to unrionically have sex with a fox IRL because they look so similar to eevees. Please don't judge me because of this cursed fetish, blame God for making me in His image.
It's nothing special, but whatever.
post/show/1848115
it literally took me 10 seconds to find it. Search with tags.
What do i put this in
You are not ready to be looking at degeneracy if you don't know.
fuck off retard you're not me
thanks user
oh wait what the fuck, it's male?
I take it back, no thank you user
Gay and dropped. I may be a furfag, but I am not an actual faggot.
e621
im resisting the urge to shit talk you for this but it's an image ID for e621 where everyone goes for pokemon porn
If God did not want me to be attracted to eevees He wouldn't have made such great pokemon porn.
source on this game?
More than one person can be horny you ding dong
>spoonfeeding so blatantly
here's the template in case anyone is actually autistic enough to do this besides me
Quit asking me the source to stuff.
...Sdorica.
I go to rule34
>sp-sp-SPOONFEEDING!!!
half my reasoning is to harvest tears from le epik sekrit klub faggots like you
well it doesn't matter because it's faggot shit
yep this little thing
>tfw no furry friends
The true end game
Just cover up the ballsack
Its like maebari or whatever that japanese fetish is called
Why pick a female Pokemon over a male?
Never played an actual Pokemon game,
I like Blaziken.
>using rule34
>in 2019 even
it's shit like this that always makes me nervous to post porn links here, because I'm probably sharing it with a bunch of kids
I want to remind you that if you're a pokemon trainer your duty is to train your Pokemon into becoming strong. Also you must become good lifelong friends with said Pokemon.
Also you must impregnate them. Your offspring will be the strongest.
source?
BALD
I want one that evolves
OBESE
Zoroark is indeed wasted potential, but I do have to wonder if it would even be any different if those involved didn't mishandle its promotion as badly. Maybe I pity it too much.
Swaddles
>ywn be so desperate for strong pokemon you start letting them fuck you and laying their eggs until you forget why you even started in the first place
Ok now you're just being lazy.
But fine.
Post tits
Please don't actually fuck a real animal. I'm begging you.
A popular starter, but one of the better ones.
>lucario lucario lucario lucario lucario this lucario that lucario here lucario there lucario fucking everywhere
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE LUCARIO
That one
fuck off and make your own thread with your disgusting bara shit
also that typhlosion has eyelashes so it should be female but it probably isn't, can't you faggots at least stick to the rules?
I just want poképussies getting plowed by their human masters like a normal gentleman
Why are pokemon threads always so sexually frustrated? OP pic isn't even lewd.
no one fucking cares about your desperate need to self insert, babby
Sorry, all I heard is WAAAAAAAAH
You are dumb, they are waifu threads, start thinking about it
>males don't have eyelashes
What universe do you live in?
Humans are technically animals. So your parents fucked animals.
I want to fuck Arceus, and bring a literal deity to heel with my mighty human dick.
For me, it's Sylveon.
that's a conventional cartoon rule so you could easily tell a female animal/monster apart from a male one
Ampharos
Best reply in the threat. Great taste.
I wonder how SnS is going to suck off Lucario this time.
reminder that humans once having commonly married pokemon is canon and people probably still do it elsewhere in the pokemon world
they probably had/have children together too
good taste, good taste
Males with excessive eyelashes are hotter anyways.
Transition to 3D hasn't been kind
same
It's braeburned, so there's like a 99% chance the Typhlosion is male.
But it's a drawing and it's ambiguous, it can be whatever you want it to be.
except a human vagina or asshole can take a human dick
foxes are too small for humans, so please don't do it
sorry bro
i got lucky, even though the switch made mine look less badass overall it helped it look cuter and more friendly
I mean, why would there be human-like pokémon otherwise?
Incredibly based post
yes.
No they aren't.
Pokémon are cute
Do not sexualize them
They are cute
I repeat
They are cute
Like your pet cat or dog
if gamefreak didn't want me to live in the woods with my beautiful zoroark wife they shouldnt have made pokemarriage canon
I love Delphox!
Don't normal people find normal girls "cute" too? I don't see how the cute part is supposed to be a reason to say no.
good taste
Yes.
What is this weird ampharos cult that only surfaced a few months ago?
Source?
offtopic kind of but does anyone have the paste for the e621 image search for 4chanx's sauce feature?
Sorry my dude, no can do.
t. virgin lucario fag
It's just one autist
The others just like Ampharos for being Ampharos
I need more Audino chub.
for me, it's magnemite
it's still my favorite design in the entire series and I just don't understand how people can shit on it because "it's just a ball with magnets"
just because a design is simple doesn't mean it's not good or clever
the best designs are the ones that get stuck in your head immediately
if you mean pokémon I want to fuck, then that's basically every single pokémon that looks like it can be fucked without the porn artist making some adjustments
thank god that doesn't include magnemite
>liking best pokémon is a cult
One guy just posts the ampharos laying down pic. The others myself included just like the mon.
Gengar
Umbreon is my boy too. no bully I like the edgy ones
Wait oops that pic has a dick in it. I didn't notice.
I want to FUCK EVERY SINGLE SPECIES OF POKEMON
wtf i love blaziken now
Based and sylveonpilled
I want a Flareon partner/wife
Flareon was built for human dick.
you already posted her
>she
>her
Don't
never played a single pokemon game 2bh but I like blastoise.
this little homo was ruined for me once I noticed the head spike
most fan art omits it or minimizes it.
>McDonald's
BASED
Raising a big happy family with Lopunny!
You wouldn't suck on the head spike?
Why does this dog have a pronounced human-like thigh and butt?
To seduce their masters.
whats wrong with you?
Locunny! Nintendo knows exactly what they're doing.
Bug types are underrated