Slutty girl at work who looks like just like pic related won't stop flirting with me

Just take a deep breath. March straight up to her, and repeat after me:

"Yummy cummies in my tummies and cunnies makes the big funnies"

god you're pathetic

What about not reposting bait threads, you fucking autist?

based retard

are these incels dare I say it... seething?

OP you wont know where or when but a thousand anons have cursed you with bad karma for posting your personal blog on Yea Forums and something terrible will come your way.

This is now a Miku thread

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if you want to make up half assed stories about how much of a Chad you are so you can briefly ignore the fact that you're an overweight neet with zero dating value. You can always do it in /r9k/ or Yea Forums but not in a fucking videogame board

>falling for sluts

yikes dude

recommend me a doujin, quick

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That usually gets the thots to go away. EIther that or
>OMG I LOVE ZELDA

>user is so thirsty hes willing to put in daddy issues: the 18 year enslavement

enjoy paying for child support while shes off fucking chad

dickhead

Your mirror. Seriously try it.

>Be me
>27 year old virgin weeb
>Went to 4th of July bash last night
>Didn't want to go
>Went with parents
>All my parents friends were there
>Only know like two or three of them
>Literally had like eight people ask me if I had a girlfriend

Why does it fucking matter? Jesus, fuck off. You think I fucking like it when my uncle and grandparents ask me EVERY FUCKING YEAR at Christmas if I have a girlfriend or if I'm "seeing anyone?" I swear to God the next time someone ask me that I'm going to say "No, I'm not seeing someone and I never will."

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Sauce before thread dies? Image search brings up nothing

You went to a 4th of july bash on july 6th?

Fuck her if you can, otherwise don't fall in love with her. if she's flirting with you, she's flirting with every guy.

have sex

video games

I know this might not make sense but some people throw a 4th of July bash on the weekend after because some of us have work and can't do things on weekdays. You can still celebrate it I guess even if it's not July 4th. Sometimes it's better to wait till the weekend to celebrate.

I literally just got unbanned 8 minutes ago. I was banned for replying to the very thread two days ago. Fuck mods

Because OP clearly belongs in /r9k/ and not Yea Forums? Goddamn right I'm seething.

i don't know i just saved the picture, sorry

lol, lrn to reset your router

exhentai.org/g/917944/16e459215f/

lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

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dont be a little pussy, tell her to suck your dick then fuck her, then block her.

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Well, you'll be banned with the rest of us.

Google Clarissa comic

Prepare your anus for round two

How do I talk to girls

>work at a small kolache shop
>girl and mom would always come every morning
>girl was very flirty
>one day she stopped coming with her mom
>ask mom where she went out of curiosity
>tells me she got a boyfriend and doesn't accompany her mom anymore
Maybe I should have made a move.

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With your mouth

Just eat yourself

>get a job where you have to work closely with other women your age
>always offer your help to them

i'm op, and i'm not black, nor am I white.

She was flirty for free kolache.

youtube.com/watch?v=8AeAzL8p2_I

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>Thread is going to die because mods will attack and we will never going to know the tale of the futanari transforming man

this is a bad timeline

I did. It just made my current girlfriend take up gaming as a hobby to get closer to me so she could ask me out. Talking about video games is a bad idea, trust me, it gets you laid.

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>other women your age
Heh.

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Hey guys, Im going to McDonalds you want anything?

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why the fuck do you keep making this thread?

to upset you

This is like the 3th time in less than 3 days,and I browse here only like an hour per day. What is your affliction OP?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DO I GET GIRLS TO FLIRT WITH ME???

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my ass virginity back

This is like the picture perfect female version of a "Brad"

I saw this exact same thread yesterday OP. You're trying to scam us.

I remember when etika was stickied I started spamming threads about grumps and projared. I didnt get banned but hours later I posted one anime lewd and instantly got banned. I mean I just changed IPs an hour later but still, I cant deny I was annoyed.

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>walk past girls on the street/out in public
>they always look away or look down whenever I get within 10-15 steps

It hurts bros. At least I have vidya and booze to drown my sorrows

>walk pass girls in the street
>they stare at me for a second
>walk pass ugly bitches at the super market
>they shameless stare at me without looking away

I don't know how I do it. But a lot of people have been calling me handsome for a while now.

Only yesterday? Newfag.

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why Francesca Dani ofc

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