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Order is safer for the common citizen than chaos.
Safety at the cost of liberty. Not a price all are willing to pay.
All I'm going to ask is please no giantess vore in this thread.
War Is peace, freedom Is slavery, and ignorance is strength
I like Splatoon but I don't like all the people posting about doing weird stuff to the characters especially since they're little kids.
When is this again
I love Callie!
July 18-21
OP here, what are you talking about?
Thanks
There's a guy that loves posting this one pic of Marie eating Callie who is shrunken down. Splatoon inspires too much giantess stuff.
>grown-ass man
>want the plushies
what the fuck do i do
>11 more days
the end is near...
Me too, the shitposting potential is unreal
Just buy them.
The weak will choose order, while the strong prove their strength in chaos.
I could spend 25 bucks on something else, though.
Like what, a dildo?
Going chaos just to have a Pearl centric Splatoon 3.
I don't see how it's any worse than buying amiibos
Yeah!
Can I have sex with Marie? Thank you
That'll be 599 US Dollars
As long as it's metalhead Pearl in Splatoon 3 win or lose isn't that important to me
Metal Pearl would be cool, especially since she goes over the top with everything so even if she is either the hero or villain, you can expect a spectacle.
FUCK
ORDER
I ONLY LIKE BADASS CHAOS HEROES SUCH AS CALLIE
I wanna hurt callie!
The plushies are cute as fuck.
And then my mom saw them and made fun of me
1.5 weeks till war.
Play blood dragon instead
I'm going for Chaos because I want to win for Callie. I don't feel that's happening though.
Does she have two right legs crossed over each other?
good post
And after that, Splatoon 2 will be forgotten.
And we'll never get a chance to get the rest of the old Octoling sets. (Armor and boots.)
Octo daughter best daughter.
Just do it, bitch.
sup cunt
The time approaches us quickly my friend
>You'll never be Marina's boytoy
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FOOOOOOOORCEEEEES OF CHAAAAOOOOOOOOS
I'm going to annihilate you two. Mark my words.
Agent 3 needs to stop thinking lewd thoughts.
Which side would Callie and Marie pick?
They already showed. Callie is chaos, Marie is order.
Have you been paying attention at all?
No, where was that shown?
Literally in the announcement.
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I didn't see that but I still assumed their picks right.
Marie a best
Callie is the worst Chaos Hero I have ever seen
She has the most experience with it
That's the attitude that will take us to victory!
I will accept nothing less than my baby's assured survival and comfort.
Anarchy is not a viable alternative.
I rather have chaos than a dictatorship
Nobody said anything about anarchy. I believe in minimal law.
why is there no neutral option bros
Everybody is always so quick to jump to the worst extreme for Chaos yet will argue the reasonable position for Order.
You'd call a mailing list a dictatorship. My little one deserves the life she earned for herself.
But the reverse also happens? People in this thread assume Chaos is the moderate variation while Order is an absolute dictatorship.
The announcement makes it clear that Pearl just wants some variation in life while Maria wants things to stay the same. No burning hellholes of anarchy or military dictatorships.
Bless this octo
Can I do this with Marina if I join Team Order?
both extremes are stated.
fuck off
I'm pretty sure everyone's just going to one extreme or another for the sake of enjoyable splatfest shitposting. It's going to be the final one, what's the point if we all can't pretend to hate each other for perceived notions of idealized/demonized world constructs?
>yfw Splatoon 3 becomes the OPPOSITE of whatever wins this splatfest
Chaos wins:
Splat 3 is a dystopian, authoritarian, cyber city ruled by corporations. You have to bring Chaos to the world and restore balance.
Order wins:
Splatoon 3 is a chaotic wasteland. Mad Max/Jungle/Lord of the Flies style setting. It is your duty to bring order to civilization and bring balance.
Man I haven’t been in these threads in like a week, workin on my backlog. Have I missed anything? Any news?
Has anyone made an End of EVA style image but for Splatoon since it's the final splatfest?
The worst extreme for Order is a billion times better than the worst extreme for chaos and only retards, libertarians, and retarded libertarians disagree.
Yeah, Callie is a weenie
Not even Lucifer finds any hope for her
You're not missing much.
How homosexual
Reminder that Chaos will be filled with kids. There is no escaping an Order win.
Ah, if that’s the case I’ll probably get back to platting yakuza 0 then, how many threads have I missed in this last week? Has it still been almost daily or was there a break
Jesus, save me from this goo tuber hell. At least the other 3 weapons this shift are really good.
there has been breaks. these threads won't change much until the final splatfest
Yeah I figured as much, i guess I’ll take advantage of the threads staying the same to do stuff like actually playing vidya when I have the chance. On a side note the data miner oatmealdome finished Finding some stuff and is posting on the final fest tomorrow, it’s actually out now but it’s stuck behind Patreon paywall for a day
>the data miner oatmealdome finished Finding some stuff and is posting on the final fest tomorrow
Oh Neptune.
Did this Clam Blitz earlier and it almost gave me a fucking heart attack. It also literally paired all the lvl99+ players in a group against non 99+. The fuck
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All they revealed today was
>Nintendo is pulling out all the stops to make it memorable
I guess there’s the news I was wondering about
>chaos wins
>callie actually turns evil
now im interested in this splatfest
good squid
I kind of want to keep it a surprise but I also kind of want to know so I can look forward to it.
Same I’m conflicted on if i want to read it or not, if I do read it and post it here I’ll put it under spoilers for any virgin eyes who don’t want to see it
I love her
I feel keeping it a surprise would be better.
That sounds vague, but I'll keep my expectations under control.
That way, if it's as baller as Nogami is saying, It'll floor me like its supposed to.
I'll mull it over in the next 24 hours, I suppose.
I can see why. I got back from watching Far From Home last night. I expected the twists and it still managed to knock me on my ass.
The Marina one has tits, buy them.
>tfw finally got pictures of spiderman
I thought it was okay. Didn't floor me, but I still enjoyed it. Especially the return of JK Simmons
The villain was the best part, just like the last movie. In my opinion.
It felt like an even bigger deception than usual because everyone knows Mysterio is the captain of the S.S. Ruse Cruise. But they even did it with the trailers because those mention the multiverse and the snap. Movie only gets a passing mention and those bastards weren't even Molten Man, Hydro Man or Sandman in on the gag. It was all that motherfucker.
I don't know who's in charge of selecting the villains and actors but those fuckers deserve a raise.
Oh right, and JK coming back was kino.
Anyone who's read the comics knows that the other shoe's gonna drop before we even hear Beck speak. The big question was "how's he gonna do it?"
>tfw a beautiful art style, amazing cute lovable characters, top tier music, multiplayer level design, and 10/10 motion controls are being held hostage in a boring-ass game.
Biggest letdown I've ever experienced but it was the one reason I even bought a switch. Luckily fanart exists and I can still listen to the music and watch the squid idols perform at their concerts. But they need to figure out how to fix the singleplayer mode. Make it an open adventure platformer shooter, not just a hallway puzzle platformer. Make more like Mario Odyssey with designated stages but open enough for you to want to explore. I hate the never-ending puzzle sequences in the single player mode we got. Multiplayer is alright but it loses it's flare after a couple of weeks since it's the same thing over and over. Also add swappable stick controls in the next game, it's 2019 and we still can't choose which stick we want to aim with and which stick we want to move with. Come on.
GET THE EGGS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Personally I thought it was exceedingly well done. Good job on making them a credible threat in a modern context.
Honestly took the MCU long enough to get good villains other than Loki with people like Thanos and Vulture.
I'm gonna put this simply for you all you're either a Chaos Chad or an Order Bootlicker choose wisely
who /chaotic good/ here
I mean, you can't expect too much with these films having to be watered down and condensed for normalfags but considering the restraints, they do a pretty bang-up job. I'm just wondering what the fallout is gonna be on people actually knowing Mysterio now.
Do you think Marie is the type who would ever want a househusband?
>cook, clean, and keep the house neat for idol wife who comes home and needs cuddles while caring for veemo
You shouldn't give me such thoughts, user. I have a hard enough time containing my love for the little one.
You got any headpats?
precious little beeb
Maybe 3 or so. The world needs more.
There's no one I want to protect more.
I know there's one...with a severed hand.
Yeah, that was it.
What the fuck?
We're reaching freshness levels never thought possible
I think you seen it before, it was a drawthread delivery
dum squid
Probably forgot about it, then.
Where's my Blu-ray collection, Spike?
I'll be pissed unless my team loses then, I'm going Order BECAUSE I want a Sci-Fi Splatoon.
Never trust urchins
I don't see why I shouldn't, I've used their services for years with basically no reason to complain. It's not like they're procuring stolen goods or anything.
That would've made getting the toothpick way easier.
I do hope people wake up soon.
It's like 3:38 Am where I am at. Just posting till morning.
Callie is for OctoDICK!
Yeah, but only male Agent 8. She's a romantic at heart.
same here
Octobois are submissive!
It's probably easier to just roll with whatever Callie wants to do in bed.
The smiling one gets me every time.
..but you have seen her
Silly squid
I may have finally gotten over my hurdle in Octo Expansion.
I don’t know if I’ll ever beat all 80 missions but at least I’m making headway to beating the expansion itself.
What's been keeping you, user?
So is it fanon that 8 is female and 3 is male? That seems to be the most common arrangement I’ve come across.
I bought the Marie one when it was cheap on amazon and I have zero regrets
One small feature I’d like in the next game is the ability to pose with other Inklings in the square.
Like you can position your Inkling to look like they’re socializing or have them sit at a table with other Inklings and take a picture that way.
If I wasn't a neet I'd have tons of cute girl plushies.
Finding stations I can win.
I beat the Move It station, which was holding me up.
You know, Nietzsche says "Out of chaos COMES order."
Yes and no. 4 and 8 have been consistently shown as female so it seems evident that's how the Splatoon team portrays them canonically. 3 has flip-flopped considerably since the first OE trailer and Final Fest art has them as female. This piece of art is official, though, so what I can surmise is they mostly want to keep 3 as the player-insert squid.
Godspeed, dude. Some of them can be a real bitch to complete.
Make the plushies.
It's a respectable hobbie, actually.
I'm mostly a veemo guy but this stuff's pretty cute.
Just got done with a match, carried my team pretty hard.
>when none of your team joins you in flopping on the basket space
Damn it, I didn't get to finish a single session with dualies. At least that last game we got over 100 eggs.
dualie dudes rule
Dualie dude, I got a feeling your whole family is going down.
Don't you talk down on dualie dudes.
I want Order to win, but stand with my wife forever and always.
Whatever you say, I gotta go shtudy.
Sweet little squid
Who else getting these?
>We are delighted to announce our very first physical My Nintendo reward!
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>Yuroop only
Shit, that was for
I couldnt give less of a fuck about the splatfest theme. I just want Marina to win. Always had, always will.
>I couldnt give less of a fuck about the splatfest theme.
You should because it'll affect how the third game will turn out.
Me too, brah, me too.
I was going to join Chaos since I figured everyone else will but unlike Splatoon where I could lean towards Marie or Callie (although I favored Callie), I’m pretty heavily skewed towards Marina this time so Pearl can eat it.
I love Marie, shes absolute best girl for me. But since we both like Marina i will still look foward to pay my service to the Marina army with peeps like you by my side.
Say my good man, whats yer main
Mines the hydra splatling, but i also use deco splatling and ballpoint nouveau
I will if they add them to the US rewards
what is this dumb woomy doing?
You just know that whichever side wins will show the worst possible outcome for that position down the line, and no, people are not just arguing for the worst for Chaos only.
doing a kick
Fucking Bowser let us down again
