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Splatoon Thread
Xavier Davis
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Grayson Hill
Order is safer for the common citizen than chaos.
Eli Anderson
Safety at the cost of liberty. Not a price all are willing to pay.
Ian Jackson
All I'm going to ask is please no giantess vore in this thread.
Thomas Cruz
War Is peace, freedom Is slavery, and ignorance is strength
Benjamin Parker
I like Splatoon but I don't like all the people posting about doing weird stuff to the characters especially since they're little kids.
Ryan Gonzalez
When is this again
Gabriel Torres
I love Callie!
Joshua Harris
July 18-21
Isaac Butler
OP here, what are you talking about?
Hudson Brown
Thanks
Ryder Thomas
There's a guy that loves posting this one pic of Marie eating Callie who is shrunken down. Splatoon inspires too much giantess stuff.
Alexander Watson
>grown-ass man
>want the plushies
what the fuck do i do
Owen Peterson
>11 more days
the end is near...
Wyatt Carter
Me too, the shitposting potential is unreal
Jason Adams
Just buy them.
Cooper King
The weak will choose order, while the strong prove their strength in chaos.
Adam Smith
I could spend 25 bucks on something else, though.
William Morris
Like what, a dildo?
Colton Price
Going chaos just to have a Pearl centric Splatoon 3.
Charles Cooper
I don't see how it's any worse than buying amiibos
Alexander Morris
Mason Hall
Yeah!
Parker Ramirez
Can I have sex with Marie? Thank you
Isaiah Peterson
That'll be 599 US Dollars
Asher Sullivan
Julian Cox
As long as it's metalhead Pearl in Splatoon 3 win or lose isn't that important to me
Jeremiah Bailey
Metal Pearl would be cool, especially since she goes over the top with everything so even if she is either the hero or villain, you can expect a spectacle.
David Edwards
FUCK
ORDER
I ONLY LIKE BADASS CHAOS HEROES SUCH AS CALLIE
Bentley Phillips
I wanna hurt callie!
Owen Gonzalez
The plushies are cute as fuck.
And then my mom saw them and made fun of me
Lucas Anderson
1.5 weeks till war.
Grayson Long
Play blood dragon instead
Julian Foster
I'm going for Chaos because I want to win for Callie. I don't feel that's happening though.
Evan Martinez
Caleb Ramirez
Hudson Turner
Does she have two right legs crossed over each other?
Sebastian Butler
Dylan Cooper
Adam Peterson
good post
Mason Walker
And after that, Splatoon 2 will be forgotten.
And we'll never get a chance to get the rest of the old Octoling sets. (Armor and boots.)
Logan Thomas
Octo daughter best daughter.
Just do it, bitch.
Parker Ortiz
sup cunt
Caleb Rogers
The time approaches us quickly my friend
Camden Walker
Elijah Hall
Easton Miller
Wyatt Russell
>You'll never be Marina's boytoy
Jaxon Perry
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FOOOOOOOORCEEEEES OF CHAAAAOOOOOOOOS
Alexander Mitchell
I'm going to annihilate you two. Mark my words.
Agent 3 needs to stop thinking lewd thoughts.
Connor Perry
Which side would Callie and Marie pick?
Kevin Reed
They already showed. Callie is chaos, Marie is order.
Jack Cooper
Have you been paying attention at all?
Dominic Phillips
No, where was that shown?
Cooper Brown
John Cruz
Literally in the announcement.
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David Lopez
Noah Collins
I didn't see that but I still assumed their picks right.
Marie a best
Matthew Perez
Callie is the worst Chaos Hero I have ever seen
Gavin Cook
She has the most experience with it
Adam Young
That's the attitude that will take us to victory!
Carter Morales
I will accept nothing less than my baby's assured survival and comfort.
Isaiah Foster
Anarchy is not a viable alternative.
Brandon Turner
I rather have chaos than a dictatorship
Wyatt Howard
Nobody said anything about anarchy. I believe in minimal law.
Asher Murphy
why is there no neutral option bros
Jace Rogers
Everybody is always so quick to jump to the worst extreme for Chaos yet will argue the reasonable position for Order.
Lucas Morris
You'd call a mailing list a dictatorship. My little one deserves the life she earned for herself.
Michael Ramirez
But the reverse also happens? People in this thread assume Chaos is the moderate variation while Order is an absolute dictatorship.
The announcement makes it clear that Pearl just wants some variation in life while Maria wants things to stay the same. No burning hellholes of anarchy or military dictatorships.
Eli Green
Bless this octo
Adam Carter
Can I do this with Marina if I join Team Order?
Asher King
both extremes are stated.
Logan Carter
fuck off
Adam Flores
I'm pretty sure everyone's just going to one extreme or another for the sake of enjoyable splatfest shitposting. It's going to be the final one, what's the point if we all can't pretend to hate each other for perceived notions of idealized/demonized world constructs?
Brandon Scott
>yfw Splatoon 3 becomes the OPPOSITE of whatever wins this splatfest
Chaos wins:
Splat 3 is a dystopian, authoritarian, cyber city ruled by corporations. You have to bring Chaos to the world and restore balance.
Order wins:
Splatoon 3 is a chaotic wasteland. Mad Max/Jungle/Lord of the Flies style setting. It is your duty to bring order to civilization and bring balance.
Dominic Moore
Man I haven’t been in these threads in like a week, workin on my backlog. Have I missed anything? Any news?
Nathan Reed
Has anyone made an End of EVA style image but for Splatoon since it's the final splatfest?
Sebastian Martin
The worst extreme for Order is a billion times better than the worst extreme for chaos and only retards, libertarians, and retarded libertarians disagree.
Charles Nelson
Yeah, Callie is a weenie
Not even Lucifer finds any hope for her
Ethan King
You're not missing much.
Ayden Murphy
How homosexual
Joshua Robinson
Reminder that Chaos will be filled with kids. There is no escaping an Order win.
Liam Mitchell
Ah, if that’s the case I’ll probably get back to platting yakuza 0 then, how many threads have I missed in this last week? Has it still been almost daily or was there a break
Bentley Cox
Landon Sanders
Jesus, save me from this goo tuber hell. At least the other 3 weapons this shift are really good.
Ryder Walker
there has been breaks. these threads won't change much until the final splatfest
Owen Foster
Yeah I figured as much, i guess I’ll take advantage of the threads staying the same to do stuff like actually playing vidya when I have the chance. On a side note the data miner oatmealdome finished Finding some stuff and is posting on the final fest tomorrow, it’s actually out now but it’s stuck behind Patreon paywall for a day
Aaron Cruz
>the data miner oatmealdome finished Finding some stuff and is posting on the final fest tomorrow
Oh Neptune.
Jose Martin
Did this Clam Blitz earlier and it almost gave me a fucking heart attack. It also literally paired all the lvl99+ players in a group against non 99+. The fuck
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At 4:35
Adam Sanders
All they revealed today was
>Nintendo is pulling out all the stops to make it memorable
I guess there’s the news I was wondering about
Carson James
>chaos wins
>callie actually turns evil
now im interested in this splatfest
Hunter Fisher
good squid
Jaxon Howard
I kind of want to keep it a surprise but I also kind of want to know so I can look forward to it.
Brayden Lee
Same I’m conflicted on if i want to read it or not, if I do read it and post it here I’ll put it under spoilers for any virgin eyes who don’t want to see it
I love her
Lucas Rodriguez
I feel keeping it a surprise would be better.
Dylan Foster
That sounds vague, but I'll keep my expectations under control.
That way, if it's as baller as Nogami is saying, It'll floor me like its supposed to.
David Nelson
I'll mull it over in the next 24 hours, I suppose.
I can see why. I got back from watching Far From Home last night. I expected the twists and it still managed to knock me on my ass.
Chase Miller
The Marina one has tits, buy them.
Jason Torres
>tfw finally got pictures of spiderman
I thought it was okay. Didn't floor me, but I still enjoyed it. Especially the return of JK Simmons
Noah Bell
The villain was the best part, just like the last movie. In my opinion.
Blake Baker
It felt like an even bigger deception than usual because everyone knows Mysterio is the captain of the S.S. Ruse Cruise. But they even did it with the trailers because those mention the multiverse and the snap. Movie only gets a passing mention and those bastards weren't even Molten Man, Hydro Man or Sandman in on the gag. It was all that motherfucker.
I don't know who's in charge of selecting the villains and actors but those fuckers deserve a raise.
Andrew Martinez
Oh right, and JK coming back was kino.
David Bell
Anyone who's read the comics knows that the other shoe's gonna drop before we even hear Beck speak. The big question was "how's he gonna do it?"
Justin Anderson
>tfw a beautiful art style, amazing cute lovable characters, top tier music, multiplayer level design, and 10/10 motion controls are being held hostage in a boring-ass game.
Biggest letdown I've ever experienced but it was the one reason I even bought a switch. Luckily fanart exists and I can still listen to the music and watch the squid idols perform at their concerts. But they need to figure out how to fix the singleplayer mode. Make it an open adventure platformer shooter, not just a hallway puzzle platformer. Make more like Mario Odyssey with designated stages but open enough for you to want to explore. I hate the never-ending puzzle sequences in the single player mode we got. Multiplayer is alright but it loses it's flare after a couple of weeks since it's the same thing over and over. Also add swappable stick controls in the next game, it's 2019 and we still can't choose which stick we want to aim with and which stick we want to move with. Come on.
Leo Bennett
GET THE EGGS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Personally I thought it was exceedingly well done. Good job on making them a credible threat in a modern context.
David Taylor
Julian Martin
Honestly took the MCU long enough to get good villains other than Loki with people like Thanos and Vulture.
Thomas Green
I'm gonna put this simply for you all you're either a Chaos Chad or an Order Bootlicker choose wisely
Sebastian Cruz
Josiah Gomez
who /chaotic good/ here
Juan Green
I mean, you can't expect too much with these films having to be watered down and condensed for normalfags but considering the restraints, they do a pretty bang-up job. I'm just wondering what the fallout is gonna be on people actually knowing Mysterio now.
Benjamin Walker
Do you think Marie is the type who would ever want a househusband?
Joseph Hughes
>cook, clean, and keep the house neat for idol wife who comes home and needs cuddles while caring for veemo
You shouldn't give me such thoughts, user. I have a hard enough time containing my love for the little one.
Zachary Anderson
You got any headpats?
Jose Morgan
precious little beeb
Nathan Myers
Maybe 3 or so. The world needs more.
There's no one I want to protect more.
Aiden Rivera
Charles Rodriguez
I know there's one...with a severed hand.
Caleb Peterson
Yeah, that was it.
What the fuck?
Blake Torres
We're reaching freshness levels never thought possible
Adam Flores
I think you seen it before, it was a drawthread delivery
Julian Cox
dum squid
Tyler Powell
Grayson Reed
Probably forgot about it, then.
Where's my Blu-ray collection, Spike?
Hunter Green
I'll be pissed unless my team loses then, I'm going Order BECAUSE I want a Sci-Fi Splatoon.
Oliver Cooper
Never trust urchins
Oliver Gomez
I don't see why I shouldn't, I've used their services for years with basically no reason to complain. It's not like they're procuring stolen goods or anything.
Adrian Mitchell
Lucas Kelly
That would've made getting the toothpick way easier.
Lucas Garcia
Charles Ward
Gavin Carter
I do hope people wake up soon.
Lincoln Peterson
Grayson Cooper
It's like 3:38 Am where I am at. Just posting till morning.
Angel Fisher
Callie is for OctoDICK!
Ethan Wood
Yeah, but only male Agent 8. She's a romantic at heart.
Leo Reed
same here
Grayson Lee
Octobois are submissive!
Cameron King
Lincoln Miller
It's probably easier to just roll with whatever Callie wants to do in bed.
Noah White
The smiling one gets me every time.
Joseph Carter
..but you have seen her
Daniel Foster
Silly squid
Jayden Adams
I may have finally gotten over my hurdle in Octo Expansion.
I don’t know if I’ll ever beat all 80 missions but at least I’m making headway to beating the expansion itself.
Cooper Baker
What's been keeping you, user?
Andrew Ramirez
So is it fanon that 8 is female and 3 is male? That seems to be the most common arrangement I’ve come across.
Nathaniel Carter
I bought the Marie one when it was cheap on amazon and I have zero regrets
Benjamin Bell
One small feature I’d like in the next game is the ability to pose with other Inklings in the square.
Like you can position your Inkling to look like they’re socializing or have them sit at a table with other Inklings and take a picture that way.
Isaac Thompson
If I wasn't a neet I'd have tons of cute girl plushies.
Tyler Anderson
Finding stations I can win.
I beat the Move It station, which was holding me up.
Brody Phillips
You know, Nietzsche says "Out of chaos COMES order."
Parker Roberts
Yes and no. 4 and 8 have been consistently shown as female so it seems evident that's how the Splatoon team portrays them canonically. 3 has flip-flopped considerably since the first OE trailer and Final Fest art has them as female. This piece of art is official, though, so what I can surmise is they mostly want to keep 3 as the player-insert squid.
Godspeed, dude. Some of them can be a real bitch to complete.
Justin Lewis
Make the plushies.
It's a respectable hobbie, actually.
Carter Hernandez
Nathan Howard
I'm mostly a veemo guy but this stuff's pretty cute.
Andrew Roberts
Just got done with a match, carried my team pretty hard.
Ethan Bell
>when none of your team joins you in flopping on the basket space
Adrian Bell
Joseph Fisher
Damn it, I didn't get to finish a single session with dualies. At least that last game we got over 100 eggs.
Hunter Thomas
dualie dudes rule
Brody Reyes
Dualie dude, I got a feeling your whole family is going down.
Camden Martinez
Don't you talk down on dualie dudes.
Nathan Lewis
I want Order to win, but stand with my wife forever and always.
Luis Myers
Whatever you say, I gotta go shtudy.
Jack Garcia
Sweet little squid
Colton Lopez
Who else getting these?
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Josiah Myers
Aiden Morris
>Yuroop only
Cameron Lewis
Shit, that was for
Jace Diaz
I couldnt give less of a fuck about the splatfest theme. I just want Marina to win. Always had, always will.
John Morris
>I couldnt give less of a fuck about the splatfest theme.
You should because it'll affect how the third game will turn out.
Elijah Bell
Me too, brah, me too.
I was going to join Chaos since I figured everyone else will but unlike Splatoon where I could lean towards Marie or Callie (although I favored Callie), I’m pretty heavily skewed towards Marina this time so Pearl can eat it.
Xavier Turner
Owen Collins
Levi Cook
I love Marie, shes absolute best girl for me. But since we both like Marina i will still look foward to pay my service to the Marina army with peeps like you by my side.
Say my good man, whats yer main
Mines the hydra splatling, but i also use deco splatling and ballpoint nouveau
Kayden Morgan
Aaron Howard
Josiah Davis
Aiden Davis
I will if they add them to the US rewards
Liam Baker
Brody Ramirez
what is this dumb woomy doing?
Xavier Hill
You just know that whichever side wins will show the worst possible outcome for that position down the line, and no, people are not just arguing for the worst for Chaos only.
Carson Perez
doing a kick
Angel Williams
Fucking Bowser let us down again
Jacob Smith