*blocks your path*

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How heavy is a Zweihander in real life? I know an ordinary greatsword is around 2kg.

The ones used for combat are about that weight. The ones used for parades are much heavier.

Damn that's it?

Real swords are fucking light dude. A 1 handed arming sword is 800g. A longsword (2 handed) is about 1.2-1.3kg

>turns into a tranny

*whips out demon's greataxe*
*puts on hornet ring*
*buffs demon's greataxe with sunlight blade*
heh...
*teleports behind you*
*backstabs u and u die*
nothing personell kid

is both force dmeme and tryhard build, how convenient

DS2 had the most K I N O trailer

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It hyped me so much. That and the screenshots of PvP, the new covenants like blue sentinels, and the cool looking areas.
FUCK you DS2 why did you have to be so shitty?

>The Virgin giantdad
>The Chad Elite knight w/MGS

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Real swords are fucking light dude. A 1 handed arming sword is 80000g. A longsword (2 handed) is about 12000-13000kg

.. user.

uh? Are you attempting a joke or something user?

American education

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Just level dex, vro

I wish we got a remake of Dark Souls 1 with quality of life gameplay improvements instead rather than that piece of shit remaster. Dark Souls 1 is the best one outside of the gameplay improvements from later games.

*humiliates you*

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Based unfunny retard.

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Wasn't the gisntdad look a utilitarian outcome? If so it's spooky how it came out like a cosplay.

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When the sun burns out I'll still be mad about dark souls II.
I haven't played it since it came out but the trailer makes me want to for some reason.

I'm genuinely considering buying SotFS on Steam right now. Only $10, might do it. Supposedly it's better than vanilla.
I barely played DS2 after a couple months. I could get some fun out of PvP since the spirit was still the same, but never bought the DLC. Might give it another shot. It's still surprisingly alive too.

Because time is convoluted or some shit.

If the PVP is how I remember it, meaning you can only invade worlds which already have a summon or two in them aside from the boring ass arena combat I wouldn't bother.
I only played vanilla when it came out, so I don't know what has changed.

The point of Giantdad is making fun of the Dark Souls players who minmax their outfits and builds and look retarded

*downs thunderbolt and ekimarra*
You're done for kiddo

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Would Geralt have to use his silver sword while in that world? Or would he just realize any regular sword would do?