Let's take personality out of the equation. Can we at least agree Triss is objectively more attractive than Yen?

Shouldn't this image be the other way around? Triss abused the fact that Geralt lost his memories because it gave her a chance with him, but Geralt immediately went after Yen when he caught hints of her.

I can agree that you're attracted to trannies whoever you pick between the 2.

She's not even the best red head, Triss is the worst at everything

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>Not posting canon Triss from the books

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>Let's take personality out of the equation.

I literally can't do this because I'm not an incel. Not even trolling it is just basic hardwiring.

based

Magic’s gone

Left or right?

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Shani > Witcher 2 Triss > Yennifer > Witcher 3 Triss

No.

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Black hair makes my willy hard

Ciri

left, yuck

Ciri is worthy of true love. Yen and Triss are nice girls

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I can't even agree to that. I think Yen being a pale brunette is half the reason I like her more, desu

No.

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Whatever happened to that guy who used to post "isnt it sad just unfair" threads about Yennefer?

It's NOT FAIR BROS, I WANNA BE GERALT

i dont like gingers, its just not for me
there are beautiful redheads of course but it doesnt do it for me
so no

if they gave triss long hair there would be no debate whatsover

>wanting to be a reviled mutant who already got killed once and whose only hopes of real love come from two conniving manipulative witches
no thanks, last place I want to live is the witcher world unless I was some nilfgaardian noble but not high enough up to be swept up in political intrigue

the most common generic hair color makes you hard? are you at full mast 24/7

Ciri

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>Ugly scar, lesbian tattoo, skinny as a stick, not feminine in the least

i love her. i wish i could be a lesbian for her

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You faggots realise Yen "enhances" her looks with magic? She is an old hunchback. Triss on the other hand is naturally beautiful.

Who cares, neither girl can reproduce

Yes I know. But that wasnt the question now was it?

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If there is no way I to tell the difference, why does that matter?

Technically ALL sorcerers enhance their beauty with magic. At the very least they use magic to stay forever young. But obviously Yen needed more work than others

>She is an old hunchback
it was fixed with magic when she was young user come on now

So what? It's just magical plastic surgery. You're telling me if you had the resources you wouldn't fix your ugly mug?

sure

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Yen and Garret belong together

No yen? Pic

For me it's Priscilla

Why didn't Geralt bang her?

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All sorceresses do it. Triss does it without potions but does it regardless.

No they don't. Their relationship was toxic as hell. Every time they were alone together they were snippy and put each other down, especially Yen. I dumped that magic hoe when i got the chance.

You would fuck your best mate girlAnon?

Why does her knee look so weird?

seething

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She had a nicer personality than Yen or Triss though. How did he do it?

Because Geralt and Dandelion are *true* bros. He wouldn't do his boy dirty like that.

Priscilla is better than Yen or Triss, though. For me, I had to put Yen with Geralt because the game kept focusing on the weird family dynamic between Ciri, Geralt, and Yen. So it just felt right.

Yen used to be a hunch-backed feminist dyke before a bunch of feminist plastic surgery addicts taught her how to use plastic surgery to fix both her posture and her disgusting feminist physique. They forgot how to teach her how to act politely since feminists lack any sense of self awareness and never learned how to themselves. That being said, the only true waifu material in this game is Anna Henrietta, Ciri, and Sylvia Anna. All other waifus are disgusting lowborn, inbred peasant slags who are likely infected with thousands of diseases and whose minds are poisoned by cultural Marxism and the mistaken belief that commoners, let alone commoner women, have rights. Do yourself a favor and avoid those lowborn slags.

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He's a master of the arts. But what about iris?

Dandelion has a huge dick.

and triss is a burn victim

>only true waifu material in this game is Anna Henrietta
Should have ended your post here

What about Keira Metz? What do you bros think of her

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He bangs her in the books

Because Geralt won't fuck girl who belongs to one of his best friends.

Just another a diseased THOT unworthy of notice.

Cute feet

I like Yen because bad girl, goth, and magic is hnnnf territory, I think the magic is better than plastic surgery because it actually changes them.

You have a point about Anna Henrietta though. It'd be a tough choice.
I'd probably drop both of them for Ciri, but I don't see it being reciprocated because dyke and/or she's just about to embark on cock carousel so that'd be too painful.

triss won

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She's not even in the books retard

So is Yen. They both were critically injured during the battle on the hill. Yen was blinded too so she had to have even more work done

Nah. Even with personality excluded she remains some fanfic headcanon tumblr girls and trannies wank to.
Yennefer is the set-in-stone, confirmed, agreed, accepted, actual, real and CANON girl, waifu, partner, etc for Geralt of Rivia (alias Ravix, nicknamed "Butcher of Blaviken").

Note that some seething triss negroes will reply to this post expressing their asshurt, or will increase posting their shitty low res images of the video game iteration of tr*ss that they loaded from google image search to cope with the facts.

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dumb question but just to clarify since I've never seen it spelled out: So technically speaking the games are supposed to take place after the end of the books correct? with changes to the end of course

I like you

It's canon enough in the video games which is the only medium that matter. Triss is just as "canon" as Yen.

I do think Triss was more attractive than Yen, but when you realize she sucked and fucked all the nobles on the mage council or whatever then she losses all appeal. Geralt fucked her after she had fucked and sucked like dozens of other men, but I guess Geralt didn't care...or he didn't know. I feel like Yen wasn't a cock carousal for the entire kingdom.

>video game
>only medium that matters
You seem buttblastered

triss is so anti-canon that the game looks retarded and weird when you decide to romance her. All your important cutscenes and battles are with Yennefer. There's an important side-quest solely made for you and Yennefer confirming your love for eachother. Yennefer and Geralt are both the ones that keep close watch on Ciri, Yennefer is the one who pulls all the strings after Kaer Morhen and puts everything in motion while you carry out her plan and errands, in the entirety of this time triss is just background clutter that does nothing but respond scripted messages when you press the interaction prompt near her.

As a matter of fact, triss is so irrelevant she disappears not even halfway into the game unless you force her to stick around, and won't return until later.

Cope.

Sorry user, the magic is over

Nah, the magic is still right here, you just can't cope with it's existence.

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>Running and crying to the books for help

Games take place after. Game let's me dump Yen for Triss. People dumped Yen for Triss. At this point you're the one with the head canon

How would Yen react if she caught Geralt in bed with Ciri?

As opposed to running and crying for a bideo gaym for help? lmao.
>you're the one with the headcanon
sorry but this is an oxymoron, you just explained that the game is entirely headcanon. please do some backtracking to avoid saying something and contradicting it a few words later

Does she really have bigger tits or?

>As opposed to running and crying for a bideo gaym for help? lmao.
where do you think we are right now

you can be. In The Witcher™ 3, Wild Hunt™

i've read two of these and they were both written poorly. welp

Friendly reminder that magic is the only reason Yen and Geralt are together. Once that magic is over, so are they

They get worse, you did yourself a favor. The two sort stories were good but the actual novel was borderline trash. I can no longer look at the Witcher the same way after reading the books

fucked a girl a couple years before the game who looked like her, so when i encountered kira all i thought was noooo not this crazy bitch again

Yeah and Geralt asked for that magic to happen, you fucking aspie lorelet.
Read the fucking books

are you retarded

book!Triss has burn scars all over her upper chest which means she doesn't wear low necklines at all

did you fuck keira

I did, and you're wrong. Yen didn't ask for it. Geralt did and then left her a month later and the process repeated itself over and over.

Seeth yen fag. Seeth

>I did, and you're wrong. Yen didn't ask for it. Geralt did
When you're seething so fucking hard about your imaginary headcanon unconfirmed waifu that you correct a non-existent mistake
deep breaths user, take a pill, it's just a video game.

Triss looks like a high tier escort or trophy wife
Yennefer is how I imagine Aphrodite would look like

>Caring this much about Yen

I'm sorry for whatever happened in your life to make you like this, but it is not okay to be this way

>Yen didn't ask for it.
but she cries when the spell is broken and you say dont feel the same anymore

right, yuck

He asked for it because he thought it would ensure she would not die. Ergo, plot armor.
Yet shortly afterwards Geralt fucks off for over a year without giving half a shit while Yen is fuming, and she manages to cuck Geralt in the books and games. (The same does not apply with Triss because she was NOT in a romantic relationship with Geralt like Yen the dominatrix Hunchback was.)

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>copiously changes goalpost
Cope and seethe.
Find a cool spot and cool your nerves before you have a mental breakdown.

Why yes, I romanced Triss, and chose the Dijkstra ending, how could you tell?

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You looked like a man that knows what's best for the world and Geralt.

>creating a greater Redania that's just going to inevitably lead to more conflict as either it or Nilfgaard falters rather than just finishing off the retarded northerners (except your bros who get autonomy) and unifying the continent
there is absolutely nothing wrong with siding with nilfgaard, change my mind

> Dijkstra ending
It really is the best ending. That they locked it behind betraying your friends is a fucking crime

Wait, witch s witch?

Emyer is the one causing all the wars. Those two nifgard girls you speak to tell you everyone is getting fed up with his shit. If he loses the war he dies. Logically this would put Nilfgard at a more peaceful state.

I hate siding with Nilfgard simply because I hate rewarding Emyer's bad behavior.

>t

>and unifying the continent

Look at history and tell me how many times a unified continent works. The continent isn't the size of Australia there's too much land for one government to oversee. Unification would lead to disaster

>Emyer is the one causing all the wars. Those two nifgard girls you speak to tell you everyone is getting fed up with his shit. If he loses the war he dies. Logically this would put Nilfgard at a more peaceful state.
temporarily true perhaps, but again lets go forward a hundred years and say either the notGreaterRedania state or Nilfgaard is having some internal issues while the other has an opportunistic/ambitious/nationalist ruler, who is to say the two won't clash in the future over domination? it's extremely doubtful they've going to be willing to eternally live in peace.
better to just unify them now
>Look at history and tell me how many times a unified continent works.
this is a fictional game m8
and as
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(too big for me to post directly)
shows Nilfgaard already controls 2/3 of the continent

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Attractiveness is not objective, but yes she is certainly more attractive. Either way its weird how they want you to forget what a bitch triss was in the first game, and its not even something you can claim she actually canonically changed since they made her practically a different person in the first minutes of witcher 2(where they also force you into a relationship with her)

Why is the cigarette censored? Is this an internet joke I'm not familiar with.

Based, thank you I apreciate it user, you have NO idea how much thought i've put into the major choices and their ramifications.
cringed. Have sex nilfgaard incestous apologist.
It took me some time, but when you sit down and think over it, Roche is a traitor to the North. He would rather watch the entire North be burnt, raped and pillaged just like Temeria if it ensures he can wave a blue flag like a punce.

It's a genuine shame, but he was blind. HE wanted Nilfgaard and Emhyr to win. Do not let that traitor blind you as well friend. Victory is the only way to honor the sacrifices made against the foreign invaders.

That my friend is where you are dead wrong. Throughout all Three Witcher games, I have taken the OBJECTIVELY best options at ensuring long term stability in the North.
Witcher 1, Save Adda, then the Order ending. Fuck Scoia'tael, fuck Neutrality. Siegfried is my Geralt's absolute best friend and loyal bro.
Witcher 2, Spare Aryan, let Henselt get killed, give Anais to Radovid.

Aedern and Temerian king's was killed by Nilfgaard assassinations. Kaedwen King (officially) and Aedern's Heir killed because of rebelling non-human. Radovid killed (officially by Nilfgaard assassinations.)

ALL of the North is united in having all of their monarch's killed either because of non-humans (Keep in mind Scoi'tael are a tool of Nilfgaard) OR directly because of Nilfgaard.
With Henselt dead, Redania never killed Kaedwen's king, they simply walked east and took control and united their forces.
With Adda and Anais, BOTH of Foltests daughters SAFE in Tretogor, Temeria will be forever loyal to Redania, and Aedern wen't through internal strife because monarch's gone and peasant uprisings.

ERGO, Under Dijkstra, the North will stay united and propser, for literally Nilfgaard has been behind every misery in the North. that kind of hatred will never go away. (France/Germany/Britain)

The Northern Empire will outlive Nilfgaard.

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I mean, yeah. But when both girls reach a certain level of attractiveness it doesnt matter which one looks slightly better. Personailty seals the deal

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fuck all those bitches, gimme Tomira

based and ciripilled

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I'm going to need this mod link right fucking now user.