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a drink for slaves

Feature-Lenght Schlong Deliverer

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>coffee isn't meme juice!

>can't start the day without muh brown juice!
>sorry guys I have to take a putrid smelling shit again, hope you don't feel like using the bathroom for 45 minutes hahaha

Coffee drinkers should be gassed.

No sorry, I need to save my money to roll for Cynthia in Pokémon Heroes.

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>noooo stop liking things I don't like!!!

>Top Cunt Revengeance

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not a possibility homosexual

She wants you... to put your sugar... in her coffee.

Yep, gassed by your moms big fat ass after our coffee date. Get dabbed on zoomer shit. YEET

>you want to go with her
>but you cant drink coffee
what do vee?

Sonia is one of the most overrated pokegirls and the fact that nobody gave a shit about her after a week is proof of that.

Who are you quoting, my analpained user?

Incredible Dong smasher

Like any girl would ever ask me out.
Get the fuck out of here.

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Agree to it, but order something else like tea

She doesn't look very Asian to me. YIKES!

enjoy whatever zoomer tier crap youre drinking. ill continue to enjoy my coffee

based. bitter things a shit, but also caffeine slaves are some of the worst degenerates yet we accept them as normal. a normal person doesn't need 2 doses of their favorite drug to enter their system and 40 minutes to pass before they've truly woken up

Basado

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ah yes, the zoomer drink of... water

Tasty Asshole Weeaboo
I mean... You can lick if you want...
I think it's tasty~
And I wouldn't mind if you made me into your sissy bitch~

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But I've already got a date with Cynthia.

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Top Dick Massacre

Edgy Ass Smasher

Yo on ma momma he kinna based doe

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what game

>Tropical Donkey Man
cool thanks

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>liking meme juice
I like how Amerifags can buy a PINT of burnt bean juice every morning and then complain that a GALLON of gasoline is too expensive.

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Is this game out in english yet?

NO

had coffee and now she wont shut up about this trick she learned with her arcanine wtf

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>Tasty Cock Sucker

FUCK YOU TOO WORLD

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Shut up and drink my TABLESPOON of semen

pocketo monstarsu swordo ando shiuldo

then do not treat it as a necessity you subhuman reprobate, it's a warm tasty brew you can have with your breakfast or throughout the day.

>don't like? Z-ZOOMER haha

SMT: Nocturne

200.0% Dong Fucker

>Titanic Nut Deliverer

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>caring about fucking starbucks
have you considered people make their own coffee at home

Based
For me, its monster energy ultra red

yeah bro I'm that way with cocaine. I'm not addicted, I just enjoy it regularly throughout the day, every day and I feel like shit if I don't have it.

I'm glad I never touched a drop of coffee.
I used to drink loads of soda, but I've managed to drop that addiction.
Water is truly the thinking man's drink.

go drink juicey out of your sippy cups and get THE FUCK off of my board before i give each of you a slap

>Nasty ScrotumLover
but that's wrong

>Gay Cock Man

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same with water man I feel like absolute shit if I don't have it
can you see your retardation

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but she will think that youre a major homo if you do that

I literally only drink water you drug addicted subhuman fuck

>"Dank ass sucker"
Not bad, not bad at all

poketto monsta saado to shirudo*

Nasty Cock Deliverer

sounds badass

Hard Banana Bitch

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sauce

>20 minute dick simulator

I'm not a fucking tranny

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I mostly drink water or milk, but for certain foods I'll bring out the soda pop.
With pizza is a must.

>Dangly Cunt Fucker

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>Americans
Guess again

>liking meme juice so much that you buy the equipment to make it at home
your great counterpoint is that you're such a slave to the burnt bean industry that you've invested in it?

>Gay dong sucker

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Dank Pussy Smasher

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>Edgy Cunt Faggot

FPBP, Tea is superior. Coffee is unironic garbage.

you need water to survive
you don't need caffeine

>Dank Meme God
You're goddamn right.

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>nasty scrotum revengeance
nice

Hard Nut Blaster

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Those are some wonky looking eyes.

>ever letting a woman ask you out and not always playing it on your own terms and time
Can you say beta?

>Hard Tit Massacre

Don't mind if I do

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It releases world wide later this summer

I start my fresh day of NEET gqming with blueberry Redbull

t. wimp

>Deleted
Wow jannies, because this truly is a quality thread about video game content and not just fucking /e/ posting about a game with its own board.
30IQ plays

SAUCE ME BEFORE I FUCKING DIE WTF

seething

Only if she’s drawn better

everything about _Soy_ and Shilled is trash and that includes the waifus.

>Hard Spaghetti Deliverer

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Do you honestly think that greentexting is only for quoting?

>they deleted the post
>this garbage thread is still up

FOR FREE

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Why are you still replying a deleted post? Yes, I know you are using Yea Forums X but that doesn't make it less pathetic.

>you

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it's no more pathetic than replying to roll posts to begin with to be fair

>"shhhh"
>"I havnt had my coffee yet"
fuck off

or... You could have a kettle for tea and other hot beverages you need to steep and then you buy a pour over jug for your coffee for seven dollars? Coffee costs nothing to brew and make

>talking about a girl from a video game is not video games
based normalfag retard

> 200.0% Ballsack Weaboo

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you live through memes and stereotypes on the internet, I can guarantee you that most people do not act like this. grow up but fuck niggers

the jannies on Yea Forums are miles worse. They spammed the Yea Forums booru with CP because they didn't like that people were still drawing the drawthread requests they kept deleting

> janny spotted
kill all tranny jannys

No, but I'd gladly join you for a delicious glass of lukewarm water.

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Is it hot?

I feel like whoever drew or edited this is feeling cucked by bbc's

That would never happen in reality.

Do they serve it in a glass or a pail?

Only if the coffee doesn't fade to black or show a close-up of your home.

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because you dont believe it to happen

>can't touch any other drink but water out of fear of getting addicted
Weak

lmao ok

peakjump on rule34

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Is the new pokeman finally gonna have a date simulator?

>the girls look great
>the game is lazy shit
Mainline Pokémon has become gatchashit in addition to having an actual gatchashit spinoff

it's crazy, if they had even just stayed with even the quality of xy and shifted more towards cute girls people would be excited

>someone already made a Sonia Doujin
>its a footjob light femdom doujin
pls

fpbp

>coffeefags acting like children while claiming they're mature
As per usual for drug addicts.

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You're a special kind of fag, aren't you boy?

try espresso and add milk

same, same

>if you don't adhere to my garbage taste your a pusy >:(

based. fuck caffeine junkies who cant do anything without drinking their liquid shit

What accent would Cynthia have?

this is all coffags

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BASED

>all of the coffee defenders itt
You're all seriously pathetic

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Based. Real men can wake up refreshed without pushing themselves into an addiction.

coffee tastes good if you actually buy good coffee.

>coffee
>not the superior energy drink
>not the superior coffee with milk
>not the superior tea
that's pretty sad

>tfw love coffee but have anxiety problems and drinking it every day only accentuates it

help

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based coffee is for faggots

I love Serena!

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>he drinks shitty coffee
>he has a shitty white man digestive system

Go dialate your AR15 trigger Tanner.

maybe I should get Yea Forums x

Yea Forums never stops amazing me with the derails

have you tried therapy and psychiatric care

because they're pretty good at treating that nowadays, especially in the long term

cope

>Jannies on full force on a fucking totally not meant to be /e/ posting thread
fucking pathetic hahahaha

it's the same people posting both sides, they just want to fan the flames

>I drink burnt and over acidic breakfest blend from mc donalds
>all coffee must taste like this

>like a nice cup of coffee to relax before going to bed
>feel no different whether I have 12 cups in a day or no cups for 12 days

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>drink single mug of coffee
>immediately have to take shit
why is this allowed?

Hey this may sound like a noob as question but, how exactly do you perform perfect boosts at the start of the race?

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I have a cup a day, coffee tastes good if you're not a sperglord that buys folgers and uses a drip maker

that's how they get you

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Why would you drink a stimulant before going to sleep?

I always want to take a nap after a cup of coffee.

In some places it used to be the standard to have a cup of coffee after dinner while settling down for the night.

If you don't do coke every day, you're not an adult.

You'd get desensitized to the coffee/crash harder if you drink it enough

I want a woman to ask me out

fpbp as usual

based and redpilled

If your naturally resistant to caffeine you still have the other effects that will make you more tired after a little while such and the drop in blood sugar after the initial rush and other effects in the body that will lead to making you feel tired soon after it wears down, often without really feeling the initial rush.

I hate this just makes my heart beat elevated when I'm trying to stay awake

Then don't drink the damn coffee you mongrel.

That sounds fucking retarded, I would rather just consume a suppressant then.

Will I ever go on a date with a cute girl? probably not, at this point it seems like an outrageous fantasy like become a pokemon master.