ENOUGH of the kiddie shit. Where the FUCK is PIKMIN METROID AND FZERO.
ENOUGH of the kiddie shit. Where the FUCK is PIKMIN METROID AND FZERO
Crash gets an awesome CTR revival but F-Zero is still rotting, why?!
dunno lol
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>PIKMIN
no thanks
the ps1...? okay it was better hardware wise and had 100+ more games but its just once.... the ps2? fuck.............. the ps3? god fucking dammit nintendo..... okay the ps4 this is our chance right we can finally do it.... right bros?
>ENOUGH of the kiddie shit.
>Where the FUCK is PIKMIN
Oh the irony
>pikmin
>metroid
>f-zero
those are kiddie shit too, user
Complete "Save Jody" on hard on FzeroGX and tell me it's kiddie shit
Console wars aren't videogames faggot. Only underages, poorfags, and third worlders engage in console wars and post wojak. Fuck off back to plebbit.
>inb4 seething/cope/dilate/have sex/whaetever insult is used nowadays nintendie
Fuck off retard, I'm an idort.
Pikmin is pretty kiddy, but Metroid and F-Zero are for all ages.
I mean, the main villain of Metroid is a space terrorist who killed Samus's parents, and Captain Falcon uses a gun.
>okay it was better hardware wise
snoy retardation never seizes to surprise me
if it doesn't have realistic blood, swearing, real guns, actual violence and a story with an adult-appeal, it's kiddie shit. get a playstation, it's got only that stuff, so you need to play them only on it, alright?
>not ignoring snoyfags despite not being a nintendofag
don't you have better stuff to do irl
cope
Enjoy your blur filter that literally cannot be turned off.
Fzero needs a new fucking game. Pilotwings too. Fuck Miyamoto. And didnt he say once that Pikmin 4 was almost complete?
enjoy the _soy_ retard. That's all you signed up for when you bought a switch.
and you enjoy your wobbly textures because that system is 32bit, a whole half of what N64 is
I'll take affine texture warping if it means beautiful, razor sharp textures.
nice meme
>fuck ugly jaggies everywhere
mmmm crystal clear
If you think jaggies are ugly you really have no business playing retro games.
>Yellow
>Hates Mario
>Big Grin
>Anal super powers
So its mostly an act right?
We're arguing over hardware here. And if jaggies make things feel more retro and older, then that just helps my point, that being that N64 had better hardware than PS1.
>that being that N64 had better hardware than PS1.
It did technically speaking but the "look" of its graphics is dramatically inferior to the PSX and even the Saturn.
That’s a dumb take
go fuck yourself you blue manchild sesame street ripoff fuck
Do you want me to post my Switch or something
this thread was never going well
wait, so this is why the ground seems to shake in certain games like Persona? never knew that
>Pikmin
Expect a port of 3 with some extra features
>Metroid
Wait 3-4 years
>F-ZERO
Dead than a dodo
It looks like a DS game
These offbrand/simplified wojaks are fucking fantastic I love this.
Satisfies those with good taste and those constantly crying about 'oc'
>kiddie shit
>PIKMIN
Hmmmm, I wonder who OP is
see
someone with god-tier taste