Race with Ryan thread

I THINK RACE WITH RYAN SUCKS

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This kid reminds me of that guy in purple. Minetta? The one from My Hero Academia.

Stay mad Crashfag

So on a scale of 1 to Corey Haim, how fucked up is this kid going to be when he grows up?

mario kart players SEETHING

I want to maim the shark

PIRATE NIGGAS WHERE WE AT

>tfw it doesn't actually look bad

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is there any porn out for this game, for science of course

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yes

>surprise eggs

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>surprise eggs
GOTY confirmed

I was honestly thinking the same thing, I like how the cars range from trains, pirate ships, to UFOs and more

I give him a Macaulay Culkin outta 10

How does he do it?

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>No Gods or kings, only Ryan
>I am Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the surprise in his egg?
>'No,' says the man in India, 'it belongs to the corporations.'
>'No,' says the man in Cyprus, 'it belongs to my life hacks.'
>'No,' says the man in Sweden, 'it belongs to the redditors.'
>I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose…
>Ryan ToysReview
>A channel where the gamer would not fear the chad,where the /pol/lack would not be bound by petty morality,where the redpilled would not be constrained by the bluepilled.
>And with the sweat of your brow, ToysReview can become your channel, as well.

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What a fucking chad
Everyone else is blown completely out of the water, in every possible metric.

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very ethical

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Toy companies pay him $50,000 per video to shill their products

I used to work at one who has used

Someone save the script?

that seems like a lot of money considering the glorified ad is for dipshit kids and not their parents directly, they're the ones that will actually remember the name of the brand. kids will just say "I want the robot toy" and probably won't even realize they got the wrong one because they're fucking stupid.

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That's pretty bad. How young will the girls he's caught sexting be?

can i say something so controversial related to this game, that it could even get mods to ban me for a short bit just for saying it?

Go for it, user. Ryanchads don't judge.

i want to fuck ryan's asshole

Are the other characters toys he likes or are OCs?

Get help

The cat is cute

the cat is just an Aeris ripoff

>yfw fucking shovelware looks better than Pokémon Sword & Shield

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I can't believe they got away with this mission

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That's quite a stretch, user.

Why are they asking $40 for a racing game with only 6 maps and no online mode?

I unironically miss shovelware shit like this and Ninjabread Man.

That's kind of outright games' shtick, make not super trash shovelware. I mean their hotel transylvania game was a pikmin clone, your standard shovelware company would definitely not try and make a pikmin clone

Also I just looked up their ice age game and why does it actually look good?

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Wasn't Crayola Scoot actually decent

Is this soul?

actually kill yourself

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who the fuck is Ryan?

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A benevolent god under the guise of a human child

The second coming of christ

Someone please draw Combo Panda and Robo Combo kissing and groping each other

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Bogdanoffs bow down to him.

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why is this hot

why is v shitposting about this poor kid

Toy companies are at the mercy of Ryan

The drawfag probably got a 3 days vacation

It just works

> he plays literally anything other than Peck of Gus
Explain yourself

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forgot my pic

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why doesn't the artist just post on /trash/ and say he aged them up or something just for insurance?

Some post the alpha lexa porn

No. Combo Panda only.

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Get fucked

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Ryan? From Supermega?

Not gonna lie, I love Combo Panda but his voice actor sucks.

Apparently. Gen alpha will love them, for sure.

Have you seen a boy about this tall?

I like him actually, he's got that kind of whiny/pre-teen attitude and voice going on with his grumbles and yelling at times. His voice clearly changes to a more natural one when the ending plays at the end of each video

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Why the fuck do people keep posting threads about this? Is it supposed to be funny that some user located a silly-looking shovelware game?

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pedophiles want to fuck the cartoon animals i think

>with all my friends
>TFW Ryan probably doesn't have any real friends his age

it's 2019. weird shovelware that gets actual, physical releases on consoles is kind of a rarity anymore. So yeah, kinda

>they're unironically watching now
these threads have taken a strange turn

Apparently into flat chests judging ny the fact the only female character hes designed is flat
Based ryan

This, name one game that got a full physical release that’s Shovelware

its more fun to post them on Yea Forums where they don't belong

yup, same thing happened with mlp.
/rwr/ board when

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Kings and foreign rulers bow low to him.

Whoa whoa whoa guys. We’re just shitposting here. You don’t mean to tell me you actually watch a six year old who advertises toddler toys, right?

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>pc digital

For fucks sake, don't tell me epics going to make this an exclusive to.

>thinking this is the strangest thing anons have done because of memes.

>You don’t mean to tell me you actually watch a six year old who advertises toddler toys, right?
Excuse me, user? Combo Panda is a Let's Player and probably the only semi-decent thing to come out of the Ryanverse.

Yea Forums is an armpit.

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>saying "two thousand nineteen"

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I just saw his latest video and he seems pretty tame, I guess getting excited for everything goes well with kids.
The VA is decent, didn't like him at first but he grew in me.That say, he could sound a lot better if he didn't try to have that nasally effect.

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>We’re just shitposting here.
Yeah, I only watch his videos so that I can understand the context of these threads haha

Based taste prof

I'm super surprised it doesn't look like a mobile game. Of course it also doesn't look like it's worth buying though.

>Descartes
why did you post a picture of Voltaire?

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where my combros at?

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Neither of them actually said the quote.

Based.

naked kitty

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MOOOOODS

>Heterochromia
Anime starring her when?

>these random jumpcuts to animations related to what he's just said that last like a few seconds
is this what it feels like to be an infant

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Maybe I'm giving this place too much credit, but I think it's really just the sheer absurdity of the situation.
quick rundown In case you don't already know:
>child e-cleb
>has literal billions of views
>gets a shovelware kart racer
>being released on consoles, physically no less
>and to top it off, it looks actually kind of alright for what it is

think fast combro
haha Alpha Lexa wins again!

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>literal who gets a switch game
What a weird timeline

how does she do it?!?

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i want to lick combo panda's smelly feet!

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show us his feet uwu

This bear is cute
His game is sick
I wanna take a ride on his bamboo stick

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PC footage, provide proof it will run that well on console.

Same energy

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imagine how sweaty is ass is haha

I think he will be mostly ok, he just needs to become a streamer to maintain a bit of relevance.

haha must be pretty awful since he sits in his chair all day haha god i want to sniff it haha

based

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someone just post the cropped ryan

haha imagine

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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS KID AND WHY DID HE STEAL MY NAME!?

He's a better Ryan you'll ever be, Ryan.

>Being the worst Ryan
user you stole his name

>Autistic manchildren seething over a literal child's game

>i-it's okay when Family Guy does it

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>Seething
Bru they're praising this shit

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Shut up, fake Ryan.

>theres already porn of the animal characters
rule 34 is a chaos type entity

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Fuck off Ryan from Happy death day

that's because of people here you simpleton

>No Gus

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>Everybody was creaming themselves at the cat
>Now everyone wants to fuck the panda
I swear you'll make a general on /trash/ one of these days

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fucking crazy right

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>i have 8 gifs of panda doing random shit saved from one video within an hour
oh no, i think it's happening to me
help me, bros, someone

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take him to /trash/ and get them hopped up on the same shit you're on.

Uhh, excuse me, but Combo Panda is part of my harem of husbandos, so please back the fuck off, ok?

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i feel like we should start exploiting /trash/ for monetary gain, i just need to get a good idea on how

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>not a smash suprise egg

yeah well who drew that image you posted then huh

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does gus have a channel and can someone make vore art for him already

This thread took a weird turn.

HE'S IN my pussy holy shit i like him so much

Yeah but only 4 tracks unless there are multiple tracks per world.
I suspect hotel Transylvania 3 was another game they were working on hastily reskinned since it doesn't really make much sense for a game about powerful flying vampires

If you really are him, draw the fucking shark you possible artfag.

oh god i wanna sniff it

reminds me of homestuck animations.

How many ironic speedrunners will this game have?

Wait how am I supposed to trust Ryan's toy reviews if they are paid for

Sorry 6 tracks.

>my pussy

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>tfw you werent born in the timeline where you basically whore out your kid/yourself by opening toys for youtube ad revenue and make over six figures

that maw... woah... O_O

omg gamer girl!!!!!!!!

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doing what

How the fuck do you get a crush with the panda?

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Fapping

i dont know but it happened

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i think a thread from /trash/ drifted onto this ryan racing thread on Yea Forums and fused to make a horrible abomination

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eating cause he's a disgusting fat fuck

Can we get a drawing of the pandachad's fat ass crushing the inferior lexa's face

Sauce

Is it the attitude and the voice, right bucko?

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SECONDING

i genuinely don't know, the design hooked me in and what you said might be what makes me stay
i'm scared bros, i dont wanna fall for this panda but with all my might nothing can stop it

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Whatever happened to Shima? Did she go into hiding or something?

my god imagine if ryans toys review knew what we were doing, or better yet his parents

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The result of 10 years of the Youtube algorithm honing in on what exactly will produce the biggest dopamine hit in children
His entire channel is extremely Huxley-esque

Why do outright games titles always have so few maps?

How do you know they aren't the ones behind all this? The manchild demographic is most coveted of all

Just give in and fap to him. Subscribe to his channel, follow him on Facebook and Instagram too

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Just like bronies it'll enjoy 6 months of "h-hey guys, I actually like it" and then cringe culture will get rid of it thank god

I can see it right in your face: You like his spunky attitude, his excited voice and even how easily he gets mad, he's the most expressive of the bunch. The design is kinda cute and simple, even when it's pretty lame flash you can't get enough of his pointy hair and the headset that sets him apart.
You played right into Ryan's game and now you're gonna buy his game.

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you need to stop using the internet and become a monk or something because that aint healthy man

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The guy who leaked trailers said the company is worried about the porn

>all the pandaposting
>almost none of the hot cat
come on guys

the cat has chris chan eyes

>getting stalked by the "neighbors"

What did Combo Panda mean by this?

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why not both

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>headphones surgically attached to his head
deepest lore

It was all fun and games until the one drawfag we had started to see the panda with other eyes.

Will Ryan tell me what to think?

>CEO of Outright Games
What did he mean by this?

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>work for Nintendo Customer Service
>see this Mii created
>look in our systems for users with this Mii or any sort of Nintendo Network ID and/or Nintendo Account that has Combo Panda in it
>find one with this exact same Mii
I found him

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>finds the Infinity Gauntlet and starts messing with it
>cuts to the penguin nerd finding his stuff disappearing

I'll admit, I smirked
youtu.be/A6KcBntpyc0

He literally rape Satan and 70% of entire hell

Ok dude, this is starting to get creepy.
Don't dox this guy only because you want from him to say "fuck my panda ass, dude"

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user, follow your heart.

Furry porn probably pushed her away

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My dad works at Nintendo and says that Combo Panda is a really nice guy, I hope you meet him soon too!

user, you're a genius.

do it

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thank you keno

You know, why ISN'T there a thread of him on /trash/?

It's better than Pokémon Sword and Shit already.

there is now ;)

Newflash Pandafags, this game is called Race With Ryan, not Race With Combo Panda.

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desu, I'd bait them with Alexa too

i would but lexa is shit so someone else will have to post her

don't forget about Alpha Lexa!

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obviously we cant

Can we make Ryan a symbol of the altright?

no

but he isn’t white

the thumbs up symbol is a symbol of white supremacy

I mean you could given leftists fall for it every fucking time but do you really want to. Kids already gonna be screwed up as is.

confirmed banned in usa

I don't understand. What else than yolk or a chicken would one expect from an egg?

True.

I think I remember from the last thread we had, that the devs are aware of the porn and very concerned.

what did he mean by "concerned"?

They might start rounding us up and

Give me the lore on the kid. Is it just another youtube channel made to advertise to and brainwash kids?

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a-and what?
user??
user, are you there???

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He looks nothing like his parents, is he an adopted mixed mutt?

wait how much of it is there currently? When I last came here there was like one image of the alpha lexa, has there been further development?

You ever thought about who the bogs were calling?
yeah that's him

Ryan controls the youtube algorithm hypnotizing kids to watch all his videos multiple times per day

they just had to put him on the bottom right huh
ruins the whole cover

The guy said it was a "sensitive" subject of discussion

I mean I bet the devs would be considering that this game is marketed towards kids that watch Ryan but they had to know what they were doing by giving Yea Forums of all places the trailer

Hell, betting on how crazy this shit I'm sure some of the devs are in this thread right now

>but they had to know what they were doing by giving Yea Forums of all places the trailer
who knows maybe they were the literal "who is this Yea Forums person" kind and thought people were civil here

There are like 7 pics archived on paheal for Lexa. There have been like 3 or 4 Comba pics from the more recent threads, don't know if they're archived anywhere yet

why paheal and not e6?

Racing with Ryab

Ah, so they're just scared of their main demographic seeing it?

Imagine if you were six (or however old Ryan is) and having your own fucking video game. These are wild fucking times we live in

That's my guess

That user was unsure about uploading them in the first place, because of how these pics might be kids' first fap, something like that
I asked about e6 and they mentioned how they found e6 when they were younger and it fucked them up
Guess that user was just being very conscientious

Did the dev really made a fucking thread or was it an user larping

Imagine if combo panda ate us haha. Wouldn't that be funny

Nobody knows, the only thing we do know is that the trailer was unlisted and only had one view before it was posted here, so anons just took his word as far as I know

In last night's thread an user posted the script and said he was to uploaders freind and answered some questions

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/469450932/#469450932
>trailer was unlisted
>barely any views

owo

eh, fuck it. I saw my first jugs when I was like 8 at the gas station, kids these days have a phone in their face 24/7. There's no way they aren't seeing porn of some type already.

actually looks like a quality game. Seems boring but it's good for what its advertises to be

Holy shit, we're gonna somehow end up ruining this kids fucking life or something aren't we. I mean of all places to have this shit leaked, HERE?!? But seriously this is not gonna be good for anyone involved in this. Except anons, anons always win.

that kid's life is already ruined. I mean, imagine peaking in popularity and relevance before you even finish first grade. Nevermind that he's got a few younger siblings and will probably be cast aside in favor of them for his youtube channel when the parents realize he isn't marketable anymore.

Why did I have to be born as the inferior Ryan?

Did crayoloa scoot have online multiplayer?

>There are people on this board who aren't maiming Ryan

He will probably star in his own TV show then fade into irrelevance as an adult actor

>maiming

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The fuck happens when this kid becomes a teen. Like on one hand he'll be rich, but on the other hand he made ADHD inducing garbage for youtube

>No gus mains
Do you even Johnny johnny?

Gus is underrated, r34 when?

life just isn't fair, user

ded thred

Alexa truly is the villain

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alexa is cute! CUTE!!!

O hai, I upgraded your kitty

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This is reaching Spiderman Elsa tiers of uncanny and I don't like it.
Why are children so attracted to such weird ass things?

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he'll probably be fine, he might end up becoming a regular kid after elementary school. He'll go to school, make friends(most likely with kids that grew up watching his videos), and live a normal life(maybe with a bit of a financial safety net).

They mastered the streamer and clickbait formula to the point where cartoon characters and doing it and throwing in references here and there for a quick giggle from kids. Works like a fucking charm

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Post a link so I can hear his voice without having my suggested videos become RYAN'D.

Comments have been disabled for every video. What could this mean?

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youtu.be/Gbk5NhLNGhc
9:34

Kinder Surprise Eggs, you retard.

JewTube has made it so all children's content has comments disabled by default, since literal pedophiles would post timestamps where a kid's shirt might be raised or a kid might be bending over, as well as links to other videos and discreet messaging services. Of course it took JewTube about 4 months to finally find a solution to the cunnyfapper menace since they're all pedos anyway and the pedos on those videos gave JewTube profit

from the trailer it actually looks like a pretty decent little game

___ or gtfo

i know its late in the thread but i loled

bros why is there a black windowless van outside my house

The absurdity of Ryan being part of the most lucrative YouTube channel to date going completely underneath Yea Forums's nose is what makes this kind of interesting.

Go away SaberFuck

Same user who said his tablet pen got broken, got a new one so I made some OC to celebrate. I tried drawing it in the style of the official Combo Panda channel. Headphones look wonky and the left arm looks off but other then that I think it looks ok.

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>Look up post number in archive
>its fucking real

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now draw him getting railed

He looks like he could be MasaeAnela's little brother.

what

Nice. I actually laughed.

Let's vote this goty.

Absolutely KINO

>We’re just shitposting here, right.
Yeah, Hahhahahahhahah... Uhhh

nintentoddlers would be all over Ryan if Nintendo didn't fuck up Switch online capabilities

That reminds me of the Blaze "porn is bad for you" pic

gatorniggers should KYS asap

>New age of chaos

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do they have any self awareness on what Yea Forums is?

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Saberspark content may be as excited as watching paint dry but at least it isn't that really faggy way of over dramatically speaking that SuperEyepatchWolf does

>video unavailable
wtf ryan

was probably being memed to death

that's the joke just like the altright

Ryan will be the new god of Yea Forums confirmed?

As long as these threads last.

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Should be "No More Racers" desu

You were/are, user. You're old enough to use and understand the internet. Just have a kid and bulk-purchase some kinder eggs.

Go to Wal-mart, buy one of the big plushes of him, live life.

This can't be real as in they didn't know what they were doing.

So, he'll get fucked up but then come back strong and be based as fuck? Could be worse.

Egoraptor?

legitimately end your existence.

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>people in this thread know who he is and are familiar with him
>I have a two year old and a one year old and have no idea who this is
My kids like Paw Patrol and Spider-Man. Tbf I don't really let them watch YouTube yet though.

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>not only does this game exist, but the trailer was posted on Yea Forums before anywhere else
This is an odd timeline

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There's the Carnivalz for the Switch.

And movie games still exists

>Simple racing controls, auto-acceleration, auto-steering and tutorial mean everyone can play.

Wait, if we can turn off the auto steering Kirby air ride confirmed?

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kek

Best timeline.

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I think I'm caught up with all the pr0nz. Did I miss anything?

Nope. But with the new game... Only a matter of time.

I was gonna make more but CTR has me sucked in.

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/can't wait

I'm unawarey on twitter if I'm done and a thread isn't up.

thanks

Ryan will last forever

>He will probably star in his own TV show
He is on his own TV show on Nick Jr. with his parents.

youtube.com/watch?v=-n8J4sh0mTA

>I saw my first jugs when I was like 8 at the gas station
Go on. Unless you meant a magazine.

Well shit. When is the inevitable drug use?

It has to be involved already to make a TV show like this. He floss dances in all the commercials for it.

Now we wait till he ages and ruins his life at 14.

He's probably lucky. With his generation, the internet doesn't become old or boring as kids get older, YouTubers just find more ways to make shit more profitable.

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That forced excitement in the video thumbnail kinda hurts to see.
I wonder how many times he's had to redo shoots because his mother thought he wasn't excited enough.

I watched bits and pieces of it. I could be completely wrong, but it seems like the kid doesn't talk much, like he's been taught to keep his trap shut and let his parents speak. When he does talk it sounds really forced.

Yeah, not really felling the emotion in his shots. It is being curated REALLY hard.

His parents talk and emote for him which is weird when he's meant to be the star.

>"Look, Ryan!"
>"It's (thing happening,) Ryan!"
>"There it is, Ryan!"
>Parents laugh and talk as if they're on some kind of game show
>Meanwhile Ryan just stays completely fucking silent and sometimes smiles

If you didn't know better, you would think Ryan didn't know how to talk yet or just couldn't.

Is Ryan the only good /incel/?

Probably because he's a kid and not being raised as an actor, so if he was left to speak on his own he'd just ramble in that kidlike way.
Y'know, like active kids do when they're actually excited.
However that doesn't make for 'proper' reactionary footage like Dora the Explorer style, where the parents are controlling the flow of his responses to provide clean, concise reactions.
Kid probably just wants to scream and jump and y'know, be a fucking kid with all the toys.
felds bad man DD:

What happens when Ryan grows up? They wouldn't just willingly give up the empire they have built within the children's toy market.

Do they replace him with a new child?

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They already have two other kids younger than Ryan.

> "Yes, yes, very funny. Like Ed, Edd,Eddy MMO"

It's fucking real.

I see...thrown aside, Ryan will realise it was never really about him, and he will turn to a life of sin...

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So he's getting a stunted childhood in exchange for his parents to get rich on both YouTube AND actual TV bux.

>click a few videos in this thread
>my youtube recommended is filled with childrens toy shit now
fuck you guys

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I fucking hate you all.

I assume their names are both "Not-Ryan" until Ryan's contracts dry up.

me on the right

>so if he was left to speak on his own he'd just ramble in that kidlike way.
It looks like at some spots that he really wants to shout and be happy but he keeps catching himself to stay quiet, like in the "floor is lava" part of

Crash cope

Sonic cope

Jesus fucking Christ how will activision ever recover?

Newfags need to get out

Agreed, Ryan has been a staple of this board far longer than most has been here.

>This thread
I'm confused, if intrigued

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Nah kids can get specific and obsessed on the crap they want. Also we live in the age of online shopping, the risk of the parent going to the store alone and fucking up is diminishing while toy stores are dying.

>feminine ALPHA LEXA

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MODS

They’re taking you out of ryans matrix to send you across the multiverses into the hell scape destroyed land combo and the vtuberd destroyed and where found it(its unhabitable)

Why Ryan? Why a specific name?

I love the kitty.

Ryan is an established ip

RYAN NO

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Same

I'm going to marry the meow

youtube.com/channel/UChGJGhZ9SOOHvBB0Y4DOO_w/videos

He has his own channel and stuff.

Ryan yes!

pedos

>averages only 1 million views per day

Only half as big as dunkey but okay

>Ryan ToysReview generated about $22 million in pretax income from June 1, 2017, through June 1, 2018

Don't just check the views...

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>Race with Ryan
>You can be Ryan therefore you wont be racing WITH him
OH NONONONONO

But you race WITH him as your character

I still think Ryan's god form is just a little to op for that game.

Die

Using Ryan means you're racing with Ryan, user.
"Look at 469630731, he's the one racing with Ryan, faggotface is Combo Shota, niggerfucker is Betalexa...."

In japan this was based on a kid who would have been 10-11 at the time of release.

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>playing as the panda

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It looks like a reskinned Garfield Kart.

What the fuck, you're right. The guy who posted the trailer seems to have done some work for Outright Games. This is some weird marketing scheme isn't it?

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Oh shit that actually made perfect sense

He has a TV show and a merchandise line you can buy at Wal-mart. YouTube views are less than nothing to him now.

>and the Quest for DUDE WEED
whoa...
They mean shit to his parents, who are gonna drain the life out of the poor child and then move on to his two younger siblings.

>They mean shit to his parents,
Why would they keep up with YouTube when they have actual merchandise lines now?

Because dosh is still dosh, user.

>Gets his shit pushed in by a gamer gurl
>Lost his channel to a robot
How are Combofags a thing

We all wanna bully him and then fuck his hot-blooded shota ass

>Alpha Lexa 'wins' because SJW progressives are the writers, forcing the cool boy to lose to the 'alpha' girl
plot twist: dickgirl lexa grinding her sweaty uncut cock and nuts all over Combo Shota's face after she wins

Where do I find the uncropped lewds

the /trash/ thread

do you guys think ryan comes here to shitpost?

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no that is not sauce. user thats not sauce

Racing with Ryan is priceless

>runs better than Cathode Raytube and The Spriters Resource
woah...

I'm genuinely worried about this kid. Hope he doesn't turn into an autistic mess if he already isn't one.

I've seen this EXACT situation happen 9 years ago. If you know what I'm talking about, save yourselves before it's too late...

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lmao

Tell me more

heh...

It's too late...

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>I'm genuinely worried about this kid
Why?

If only you knew how FRIENDSHIP really worked.

Its gonna be the "GAMES R ARRRRRTT" killer

I want more porn of my husbando Combo Panda.

Not even remotely the same sort of thing.

They need to pay for his giant prize egg addiction somehow

Fixed it for you.

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>>>/rwr/ board site when?

If it gets bad enough to need containment.

18. All Ryan/VTubers threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /rwr/.

Reality when?

>the absolute state of combocucks

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>too much of a Chad to accept random kid friend requests
He knows what's up

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Seething

Pretty sure once the cash cow stops producing they will move on to the next one

Its alright.

Post from Discord about this is relevant rn

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The final days will come!

>posting Discord screenshots
get the fuck out

Why is everyone on this website so incredibly butthurt about Discord

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It is just another of one of those things Yea Forums just loves to hate.

I doubt he’s allowed to unless he reacts correctly.

what this guy said. Its a youtube thing, it has nothing to do with them. Blame all the pedos who were mass commenting on videos containing children and saying the most messed up things

Something about that pic just disgusts me and I’m not sure why. It just seems wrong. That kid is either going to hate his parents or have his head really, really far up his own ass.

filled with trannies and attentionwhores

>Remember you can only shitpost on Yea Forums when you behave!

>Alright, m-mother. I will do the face again, just let me have a break please?

>NO! Not till you make us more money! Remember, we have others that can replace you.

>*sobs*

so is Yea Forums and yet you still come here.

If Combo had his own game, what genre would it be?

With the name, we could assume fighting game. But that's too easy...

Beat-em up?

RPG with him being like a monk class?

Post the funny looking cat haha

meet n fuck

Haha, pretty funny looking.

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Kino

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Is this real?

The people in this thread scare me

Yup

Slack jawed, limp wristed cuck.

Looking REAL funny

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and kinda cute

>he doesn't watch ryan

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Even when angry.

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indeed

That's a funny cat, anons!

give me a transparent png of ryan

Ryan for Smash

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FUCK SAKE JUST TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND ALL OF IT ALREADY FUCK

he'd be too broken, i think for game balance, we should include someone else...

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Once Ryan gets too old for this shit, his show can get a sequel with the next oldest kid until all 3 have merchandise.

Only funny cats in this thread!

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Paheal

thanks, user

YES I'M FOR REAL

If you want just the head. Here.

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Thoughts on thw latest pandabro video?
Is he a jew?

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...

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That Alpha edit.

Nice.

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Who the fuck is Ryan?

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alpha bubble when

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That's not a valid justification

Click n point porn game

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Nigger wants money for dildos and cocaine, like every gay furry tween out there

He is even whoring himself out

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skypefag boomers who can't accept that discord is objectively better

Some kid youtuber who is releasing a new racing game.

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Isn’t VGCATS fucking dead or something. Fairly certain once the creator realized furry porn made more money he ended the comic

>Ryanfags more obsessed with furries than Sonicfags or Crashfags
PFFFFFFFF

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seething crashfag

How can you say this when threads about all 3 are always filled with furshit

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Shit, did it? I might have to check.

>Doesn't watch kino Ryan and Combo

Jesus what a disappointment.

Point and click

is this the bad end?

>user, I...

>Look. You know this wouldn't between us, I am with chad Combo-chan.

>You are a nice and all, but I think we should still be friends.

GG Ryan.

(gasp) what's this??

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twitter.com/keno9988/status/1146286946681085952

>J-Just another friend user!

is that so?

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man this is gonna be game of the year

>That was before we got together! You really think I am that kind of feline?

yes

>Fine! I guess we can not still be friends. Your a dick user.

ok now bend over

the panda is cute
make me wanna draw him

>Wait... what?

Draw him asleep on his bed with morningwood

Shit man, anything to keep this thread going! Still need him with some Yea Forums humor.

Race war with Ryan

you heard me
bend over

Ok what the fuck is this game and why do I keep seeing it?

is this game for pedos?
t. r/jailbait

Fairly certain it did. Last comic was a year ago.

>Ryan is shovelware, not a licensed game
In that case, all the game OutrightGames makes are shovelware. I won't disagree with that thought, but some might.

Nickelodeon Kart Racers

A child toy review YouTuber after a long run in fame and merchandise is getting his own game.

A fucking physical release no less.

And apparently it was first talked about here before the trailer was announced by some guy named Terry.

And now we are shitposting about Ryan and the characters his channel is associated with.

Fuck yeah.

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sure i'll do this
should i draw him sleeping with anyone?

>NO! If you don't stop I am telling the police!

ok, open wide

>RAPE!

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Who else but the FUNNY CAT haha.

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IT EVOLVES!

Selfcest is bestcest

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literally who the fuck is the PC audience for this game? not even as a joke, who the hell is buying this on PC.

>Posted 20 hours ago
>Still going

This is one of the slowest slogs to 500 replies I've ever seen on Yea Forums. Does this thread fall to page 10, receive one reply, fall to page 10, receive one reply, etc.?

*GAME OVER*

Sorry, look like you were arrested by the police!

>Mom said it's my turn on the computer

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>not putting bump in the options field
Fag

How the hell do you guys know so much about this stuff?

This seriously looks like Garfield Kart with a new coat of paint, except a little prettier-looking since it's on the Switch and not the 3DS.

>I bought you this new toy to play with
>What's up Combo Crew, today I'll be reviewing this new robot toy that looks like me
>20 mins later
>[high pitched panda sexual moaning]

Because this board is full of pedos. Think: What other childless adult man would be interested in "Ryan"?

>500

Wonderful!

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Thank God.

someone probably heard of this game and started binging the kids videos to develop shitpost fuel.

who the FUCK is ryan

The shitposting was nice though.

A demi god

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>the thread actually hit bump limit

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See

Looks like Ryan shitposting is becoming something else entirely. There is no going back now.

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