Dude, Shantae is good going to Smash, huh

Dude, Shantae is good going to Smash, huh

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>make new Shantae game
>put a little Smash Bros nod/easter egg
>retards will speculate about it everywhere
>free advertising

She is already in smash as a spirit, accept it already.

Mario is already in Smash.

also
>many new Smash leaks are saying the next figther is a female.
SHE'S IN
>inb4 b-b-b-b-bb-bbut she's a spirit so she deconfirmed
Fuck off patternfags

Nasty Nut Fucker

Her window has been like that since 2014.

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Titanic Scrotum Sucker

200.0% tit revengeance

thanks for circling it bro i wouldn't have seen it otherwise

>TITANIC SCROTUM BITCH

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LONG ASS BLASTER

What does it smell like, bros?

Rectal Anus Man
Kinda redundant

>accept it
ssbwiki.com/List_of_spirits_(Super_Mario_series)#Morton

We already accept that spirits can become fighters.

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REMINDER, MATT BOZON STARTED A DLC CAMPAIGN LITERALLY THE DAY BEFORE SAKURAI TOLD EVERYONE THE DLC WAS ALREADY DECIDED. IF SHE WAS IN, NEGOTIATIONS WOULD'VE HAPPENED LONG BEFORE THEN AND BOZON WOULDN'T BE SAYING SHIT LIKE THIS. SHE'S OUT MOVE ON

Dong Shlong Massacre

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>Gay pussy smasher
this one is just describing my lifestyle, where's the joke supposed to be?

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>dank banana blaster

shantaefags have been kicked to the curb so hard that they are trying to scrape the smallest possible amount of hope and pretend it means anything
honestly this is just getting sad

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>gets a literal smash ball in their announcement/intro trailer
>pretend
I hope you get to see your favorite character in Smash, too, friend!

Her window has always looked like that, do Shantae fans even play her games?

>gets a literal smash ball in their announcement/intro trailer
>any asymmetric X shaped thing HAS to be the smash ball
imagine being this depressing

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>Edgy Penis Smasher

You guys know that by giving threads like these attention you are only making things worse right?

Every song that starts with "rise and shine" is a testimony to the incapability of the songwriter to come up with ANY decent lyrics.

Regardless of whether you believe it means anything or not, her window has not always looked like that.

guess CommanderVideo from the Bit.Trip series can never be drawn inside of a circular frame since he body shape can accidentally form it

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Rolling.

Rectal Monkey Blaster

And that is how many songs again?

a lot of intros, same thing is true when rappers start lines with "YO"

Like cinnamon with a hint of cumin.

>her

lyrics.com/lyrics/rise and shine

According to this site, too many, also consider that it could not possibly contain every lyrics ever written.

Basically it is just as bad as starting a song with, "Now I'm starting this song".

>Legendary Pussy Smasher

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Edgy Donkey Massacre

>Dank Cock Sucker

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>Hard Cock God
Is this saying I'm a faggot or I'm a sex god

Wow! can't wait see Sans, Reimu or Steve coming DLC since they don't have spirit yet!
Also can't wait to see Waluigi (Super Mario Strikers), Standard Kart and Standard Bike coming on DLC since they already have spirit!

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Nasty pussy blaster

Shantae is a meme choice, but anything at this points better than this fucking roster blight

Nostaliga faggots should KYS asap. No one gives two shits or knows about some faggot gator from 1935 when your parents weren't divorced.

Literally should have never got in smash. Bayonetta got in because she was relevant and a recent game release, not some literal who green shit.

>inb4 muh rob muh pacman muh duck hunt
Icon characters of different eras or mascot characters. No one gives two shits about literal who the gator

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Unless that was also a hint... HOLY SHIT GUYS BOTH OF THEM ARE IN!!!!!

And "free advertising" just worked coincidence
Heck, if that's a really secret message for smash DLC sakurai would've fucking pissed

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Leave these faggots to me.

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>Shantaefags trying to be the new Stevefags
What's the motive here?

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This is probably the most embarassing thing I've seen on my 10 years of being on this website.

Top AnusBlaster. I'm fine with this

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HOLY SHIT LADS

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Stevefags had a pretense of irony to hide behind, even if it was so flimsy that it fell apart under the slightest scrutiny. A great majority of Shantaefags are sincerely delusional and obsessed (though I wouldn't be surprised if some now are just distraught Stevies looking to continue the gag, even if indirectly).

S'a fucking EMU

I think rosterfagging hit the peak of embarrassment with "they delayed Isaacs trailer because of the earthquake"

Fucking Assholeblaster

My favorite game teaming up with my favorite condiment? A dream come true.

Eh, at least Issacfags gave up when they got the hard denial.
Shantyfags are still going for some reason. They're probably tied with the unironic Steviefags.

His name is WORRAZ

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ugh fine

>Dangly Anus Nigger

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Long Scrotum Fucker

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it's literally the way her window has always looked you fucking dunce

No we're not. Our reasoning are as legit as everyone else.

NASTY NUTMAN

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Undoubtedly the most embarrassing in terms of how low rosterfaggots could go, but to be absolutely fair Sakurai had vague remarks about needing to remove content from that Direct due to the earthquake so that was something of relative substance to speculate about.

Shantaefags are banking on a fucking window and have outright ignored both their pity Spirit and Matt Bozo's pathetic attempts to start a begging campaign (which means GayForward weren't contacted for the Fighters Pass). This is even worse than Chair Theory, since the Shantae window isn't even a part of Smash promotional material.

>b-b-but muh Smash 4 trophies for Lucas and Mewtwo!!! Spirits d-d-don't disconfirm!
Show me one fucking time the Trophies were ever referred to as a way to have "your favorite characters fight alongside you" like Spirits were.

DANK TIT SMASHER

>fucking banana expander
how does it know me so well

WE GOTTA GET TO TAHITI

>erect pussy massacre

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>Gay Scrotum Revengeance
pride week is over guys

I didn't play the last game, should I? I like platformers.

Top Pussy Sucker reporting for duty

>3D Pussy Man

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/thread
This really goes to show how many fake Shantae supporters there are, like even more than what people were claiming for Banjo. The fact that so many people are latching onto this as supposed confirmation just goes to show how free people have ever played any of her games.

>Inb4 some retard tries to say this lines up with the design document for Ultimate
No it doesn't. Literally none of the DLC was even on the table when the design document was finalized.

It has been like that since her first game. So 2002.

>Rectal Banana Expander
B-But I don't like anal!

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Legendary Scrotum Expander

Dank Monkey Expander

SOULLESS:
youtube.com/watch?v=U0WdUsip1is

SOUL:
youtube.com/watch?v=BTe1JMTlwwc

They're both gay weeb shit for closet homosexuals

Shantaefags aren’t tryin to be the new Stevefags, Stevefags just saw how people were reacting to the window and are trying to falseflag. They did it with Klonoa and Reimu too.

Nothing will surpass trying to use a tragedy as reasoning for why your character is getting in.

TOP DONG REVENGEANCE

youtube.com/watch?v=Msg8ypnLqaw
this is better than both

Erect Cock Massacre. Why?

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Incredible OgreFucker

now that you put it that way, that is like ultra mega cringalicious.

Dangly Titmassacre
That's insanely metal, holy shit.

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>how to get retards to give you free marketing

All they had to do was make one vaguely shaped window and you idiots are giving the game tons of publicity

Oh I'm cumin in there.

Kinky Dick Deliverer

Oh shit!

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Gay Banana Expander

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FARTVILLE CONFIRMED FOR PLAYSTATION ALLSTARS

Shantae should be smashed, not in Smash.

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Kinky Banana Massacre

Tasty Asshole Weeaboo
I mean... You can lick if you want...
I think it's tasty~

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high impact banana smasher

>posting irrelevant trash to derail thread
keep SEETHING stupid Isaacfag

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Who would make Yea Forums the most mad if they got into Smash:
>Shantae
>Reimu
>Saber

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FUCKING DICK MAN
the one time I like the result of one of these things

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