Playing multiplayer

same

Imagine being a girl and destroying an entire game just by saying hi.

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Usually she is super ugly sounding and u can tell she is fat and ugly and uninteresting and uninspired

>tfw my voice training is starting to work

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desu I always feel like my voice is worse in vidya cuz the sound quality is usually garbo

Gamers will be gamers

youtube.com/watch?v=1xzmhqwB_AY&ytbChannel=null

kill yourselves

THIS KID IS A GAMER

have sex

cope

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dilate

I guess you could say she leveled up.

mmmmmm horny

sneed

both of you are SEETHING

lmao

>playing vidya
>tranny starts using voice chat
>they actually sound kinda cute

no u

>Girl shows the most minuscule amount of affection or attention to me.

I can't live like this, Yea Forums

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you have to remind me dont you

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This is why I don't play multiplayer games

At least e-girls aren't falling in love with you, that's the worst and I'm not sure how much longer I can take it before they find out about each other and/or I kill myself out of shame

on second thought, this comment was fucking retarded for several reasons

have you got 2 e gfs or something

>girl comes on voice chat
>nearly everyone in game starts trying desperately to hit on her or get attention
>call her a faggot and tell her to play the fucking game and call everyone else an incel for acting so thirsty
>she adds me after
>almost entirely ignore her
>she sends nudes
>remove her from friends

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yeah
but on second thought, they're e-girls. it's not like they don't probably have a million e-bfs themselves

spoilers: it's not

yeah I'll bet that happened

>Animeposter
It might be because you atleast mentally, are 12 year old

and then everyone clapped
based if true tho

lol here's a (You)

and then the president of america came into my room and said well done user I'm here to give you a medal :)

I'll take shit that never happened for 500 alex

Based but fakepilled.

It's amazing what happens when you bully and ignore women instead of trying to tip your fedora a hundred times

why have you got e gfs in the first place also have you like introduced one another? because if so thats probably a dumb move just saying

Cha cha real smooth

What is this, fucking /r9k/ time?

i could believe the add part, i had something similar happen to me before
the nudes is bs tho

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[doubt]

Basado

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>playing multiplayer with a group of randoms
>there's a girl (?)
>she asks for the group to wait for her for a little bit
>"I'm just really horny and I need to get off >

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fpbp

this is reminding me of that prolapse song jesus

This is how we fix the horror genre

Dunno man, I've had chicks pony them up pretty easily, or at least pony up lewds
The problem is you know that if they'll give your slovenly ass some nudes/lewds, not only are those being passed around like birthday cards, but you're probably not the only one she's dealing out to at that time

But them slutty girls are everywhere, and being the guy who doesn't drool over them usually works in spades

youtube.com/watch?v=4Ehx-uHWCy4

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>Get drunk with a girl from work
>She says that she really likes me and we wind up making out in the back of the cab on the way home
>She talks and jokes with me a lot more at work now but neither of us have brought it up since
I still don't know how to feel about this

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kino

>girl angrily shouts "eat my ass!" over the mic after i kill her for the 4th time in a row

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Ask her out on a proper date now you dumb faggot you already got the hardest part out of the way.

>tfw I jerk off to fat vidya characters

That girl's name? Albert Einstein.

Ask her out again you fucking stupid bitch

Get some of that work pussy

If she really likes you shell eventually let you fuck her there in a closet or something

Vidya girls btw

act on it and ask her out on a date you fucking sperg. I'll never understand the social autism of zoomers honestly....

this is the kind of larping that leads to pick-up artist cringe videos on youtube