Mister Yea Forums, your opening statement

That's a nice bib you're wearing, Your Honour.
Side note but if I'd played this game earlier I'd have figured out I was bisexual a long time ago. Edgeworth is so hot good God.

Statement

Nigger tongue my anus

*presents forged evidence*

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>ignores all posts that werent that single meme
>wtf everyone can only say the same memes
sweetie...

>tells a witness to kill herself in the courtroom

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YOUR HONOR, THAT user UNDER ME, IS GAY AS FUCK.

Edgeworth went too far here

Nothing personel... attorney... *updates autopsy behind you*

Thank you, Your Honor
The defense would like to begin by asserting that the image in question is absolutely a step ladder.

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agreed

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very edgy

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Just post the waifus and lolis already

Your honor, my client, Mr. Howard, is the victim of a shameless and cruel campaign of lies and slander! So, *maybe* he *ALLEGEDLY* embellished a few things here and there. But is it really the end of the world if you can't climb a mountain?

If you pronounce my client guilty, then who else will join him in his cell? Will we moller every Molyneux in the industry just over some sweet, little lies?

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Trucy is adorable

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Is his game good?

It's basically just a series of normal episodes. Worth a playthrough maybe but not as snappy or quick-witted as the show most of the time.

Meant for

Mario's a nigger, your honor

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Just started playing this in moon yesterday. It's pretty good so far.

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SCREW YOU DUMMY YOU MAKE MY HEAD HURT EVERY TIME I ENTER THIS COURTROOOM HOW ABOUT YOU TRY BEING LESS STUPID AND STOP OVERULING MY OBJECTIONS YOU BALDY

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based
what the fuck was up with that case anyway? Why did the femme fatal sperg out about the Evil Magistrate's death if it was obviously in self defence?

Mr. Smith, your opening statement.

The mastermind was larry all along

AAI2 is one of the best in the series, shame AAI was hot garbage.

Your Honor,
This is a black thing, isn't it?

I don't have a big BUTT like my worthy adversary, Philip Banks. But what I do have is the DOOFDOOF

Bit wary of this claim, honestly, because people said the same of the first Gyakuten Kenji (one of the best in the series) before it was translated. I wasn't too impressed by it back then.

You take that back you faggot. AAI is a masterpiece and my extraterritorial rights say so. AAI2 is overrated with its daddy issues and everything in the franchise being cause by a fucking baking contest. The reveal and final battle was too quick for me after escalating it with AAI's final antagonist you'd think they had better rationalization or loop holes in japanifornia law that he could exploit. But nooooo. He just went, "nuh uh you can't prove shit." Even though there are actual fucking laws that can help prosecute said murder cases. To me the whole AA universe is just a world that needs better fathers if that's what you call a masterpiece.

with a name like edgeworth what do you expect

She said she was 18

It wasn't that bad, its not even the worst game of the series.

STOP HITTING THE FUCKING DESKS

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>Edgeworth presents clearly forged evidence, tampers with evidence and harasses witnesses
"Oh you, silly Edgeworth, better luck next time you attempt to defraud the court"
>Nick ACCIDENTALLY presents SLIGHTLY DODGY evidence ONCE
BANNED FOR FUCKING LIFE.

OH SHUSH

fuck you whore

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ORDER
IN THE
COURT

How did it go down, Mr Smith?

Your honor, the witness accusing my defendant is a nigger and therefore it's obvious he was the one who actually committed the crime.

2/3s of Ace Attorney cases are either total slogs or take forever to pick up
Apollo Justice has some of the best cases in the series but Apollo himself barely factors into them

I'm glad you asked me that question, check it out

hold on, The Great Ace Attorney is the best game in the series tho

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CHECK IT OUT
with Dr. Will Smith

Studying law has ruined playing AA for me, Phoenix and Miles especially would have gotten disbarred several times over the course of the series for their shit.

What the heck is this?

It's Fesh Pince, dad

Just got my Bachelor's and yeah, shit is dumb.
But holy fuck is it fun

>Apollo Justice has some of the best cases in the series
They all suck

Hahaha, I like it, you go pffffft hahahaha ohohoho

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?

Edgeworth was also 'framed' for murder twice

Test

>異議あり!
裁判長!
その人の証言がちょっとあやしいと思いませんか?
ありのまま、そのお話が面白かったけどさ・・・
でも、はっきりムジュンがありました!証拠もいっぱいんです!

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!
GOTCHA!
I know I am, dad

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What difference does it make?

Bachelor's in what? Are you actually in law school?

>Dude this little blind 14 year old kid wrestled a 6'3 interpol agent stole his .45 magnum and shot it twice and hit his target without breaking his arm
>what? it doesn't make sense? what do you mean?
that was case even more retarded that 2-3

WHAT? Bring him back, bring him back, BRING HIM BACK!

Yeah, I finished a law school in Ukraine and got a degree in law. Now I'm going to try and apply for additional 1.5 years to upgrade it to a Master's.

Uncle Phil, it was just a-

>Bachelor's in Law
What's the fucking point? That sounds like an incredibly useless degree.

Nice. Do you actually get to practice law straight away or do you have to use a mentor like Eurofags do?

Well who else could have possibly taken the time to drag his corpse over to the platform? Maybe we should watch that video one more time.

A JD in the US is a useless degree without passing a bar, user.

Shut up, Will.

Yea Forums loves Vidya Tomboys, Your honor

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What's a good android emulator? I want to play it again on a bigger resolution.

Listen, Uncle Phi-

I'm using LD Player since it comes rooted by default. You can root bluetacks, but I'm a brainlet and couldn't get it to work.

SILENCE. I need to think a long, long time about just what I'm going to do with you. In the middle of the night...

W-What are you gonna do dad?

Anything's better than going to the army.
From here i can either go:
1)To a lawyer, work as his assistant for 3 years and then pass the bar to become a lawyer
2)Try to make a career in the police and become a prosecutor or a judge in a couple of years
3)Become a notary
4)Go to McDonalds

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Wtf is going on in this thread? I thought it was gonna be a comfy Ace Attorney thread but y’all are quoting Fresh Prince or something?

Mwahahaha

>think it's going to be an ace attorney thread
>it's a stealth fesh pince thread

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Edgeworth is such a chad

And then he slapped me with his penis!

>he doesn't know

Now this is a story all about a couple of guys who were up to no good, shooting some ballball outside of my neighbourhood, when a couple of Ganondorfs started chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school and all shooting some b-ba-a-a-all.

My mom got scared and said you're moving. I pulled up to a cabin and then I yelled to the cabin "AAAAAAAAA" and the cabin got scared and a couple of guys started shootin'

Since that is a _step_ ladder...
It means it has no blood relation to the ladder present in this case!

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>that case where Phoenix has to prove the victim had a pizza hut in the garage to prove his motive
Was it kino?

youtu.be/vDMwDT6BhhE

The thread's DEAD
WILL

LOOK OUT, JUMP

oh my

Carlton man, I AM NOT A KILLER

What the FUCK Wright

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SAD!

Fukken bookmarked

How can one man be so based?

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>All the witness had to do was attack him
>SHISH SHISH SHISH SHISH SHISH
>SHAKISH
best breakdown in the series

How did any of you get through AAI2?
I got sick of the bitch always threatening to take my badge

MMMM Hahaha

*knock knock* Hi.

it would have been found out that Jack Hammer was attacking her because she was blackmailing him.

kay was always there to cheer me on

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he did what he had to do. he dindu nuffin

get a load of THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=XxggbBvmF38

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>that case where phoenix searched a pool house
>it air conditioning didn't work
How could Von Karma have been so cruelhouse

>the victim was minding his damn business eating some damn fruit
What a tragedy it was

Hold It
youtube.com/watch?v=lhjk5x54bsE

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As the evidence stands, your honor,
the true faggot here...
is OP!!

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>4-1
Alright, but it only makes sense with the final case.
>4-2
Shit, uninteresting case.
>4-3
Shit as well, for different reasons.
>4-4
The drama's mostly good, but the actual gameplay part of it is a slog. The time travel thingie is stupid.

But if we're going with unpopular opinions, I'm playing through Spirit of Justice, and most cases have been a massive drag, with a lot of cases of glaring contradictions of statement with evidence, but only one piece of evidence work. Also the divination mechanic is a chore. Am on 6-5 now, but I'm not in a hurry to finish it.

So you mean to tell me, that despite appearing to be a Yea Forums poster, OP is actually...
a bundle of twigs!!!
>no, your honour, that's not what he means
Oh, I see. You mean to say he is a homosexual. Well, yes, that certainly seems ot be the case.

this is a black thing isn't it?

This is embarrassing, but I'd never known that song intro belonged to "smooth criminal".

>Edgeworth presents clearly forged evidence, tampers with evidence and harasses witnesses
"Oh you, silly Edgeworth, better luck next time you attempt to defraud the court"
>Von Karma harasses witnesses, forges evidence, tampers with crime scenes, abuses his foster children
"Mr. Von Karma is a fair man of law! Give him respect, you no good degenerate prosecutor! Penalty!"
>Franziska Von Karma WHIPS the judge and witnesses, tampers and withholds evidence, intimidates the opposition
"That Von Karma is one tough strong independent woman! Stop interrupting her! Penalty for you, Mr. Wright for wasting this court's time!"
>Godot throws scorching hot coffee at the defense and commits murder
"Godot's a good boy who did nuffin wrong"
>Klavier is absolutely unremarkable
>Blackquill causes the defense and witnesses to have several mental breakdowns, brings a fucking sword into court and attacks people with it
>"Oh Simon, how quirky and edgy you are! Go on ahead and give Athena another permanently-scarring panic attack in court, will you?"
>Nahyuta is the biggest piece of shit in the franchise
"Nahyuta was just a victim in all of this! He was just sending all those innocent people to their cruel and brutal untimely deaths to protect his sister!!"

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Meme

Hey G could you make me a hamburger

prosecutor sounds like a nice route, a job with a good relationship with the police never hurts

Klavier was a perfect and highly professional bro that did his damn job

Simon Keyes fucking sucks and so does the fucking twist

Why go to mcdonalds?
I'm sure you can find better food

>hello brother this guy is gonna present forged evidence so try to set him up!
>sure thing bro ill just ignore how you acquired this information in the first place and what are you motives behind it for seven fucking years
...
>omg kristoph you did something bad?? no way!!!

I agree, SoJ is overrated. The only truly great games are the trilogy and AAI2. I haven't played DGS yet though.

well done.

WE ARE LAWYER

Get a PHD. Then get out of your country. It's what everybody else who can do it does.

It's not that Klavier didn't have his doubts, but he didn't have any proof to suspect his brother. Besides, it's not like he could've expected that his next case would be one that links seven years worth of events together to his brother of all people.

What is the first thing that pops into your head when you see this image?

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dead

that one pornstar that looks like her

Needs more art

How would you fix AJ, or just post-trilogy Ace Attorney in general?

maggey or iris??

More like AAI’s final battle took way too fucking long. It overstayed its welcome by at least an hour.

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Iris

A good wife.

i want loli kay to kick me in the balls as hard as she can

look references are one thing but i have to say an unbroken string of responses like this has to be autism

GiMmE a HuG mAn

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>Let me waste the court time so Herr Forehead will say the dumbest things while I already know the kid is not blind

@469567502
It's called "Having fun", dude. If (You) can't understand that simple a concept, then (You) don't deserve this (You).

>brings a fucking sword into court and attacks people with it
I always wondered if he actually had a sword with him all that time or if he punches the so fast it wind cuts all the way to the defense side

Who is this and where can I see more?

GOD GIVE ME MAYA GF TO WATCH SAMURAI MOVIES WITH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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STOP BEING SUCH A SHIT PROSECUTOR

Her sister

Piper Fawn?

Goddamn was he fucking useless

But he solved the cases for Apollo.

The only thing I remember about Apollo Justice is having to watch a video again and again.

Sugar, Sugar...
O that night, in your embrace
When you stole away the keys
my heart held on to so tight.