GOOD MOOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that I, the moth (yes, THE moth from outside) will be entering your room tonight! Make sure to open your window to let in more bros to evacuate the smell when the moth flies into the lightbulb!
>b-but I don't even have the lights on, why would you want to get in! Yikes! That's a large assumption to make. First, how do you not have any lights on? I can clearly see your monitor's glare. That's a light. And while you're busy obsessing over stinkbugfags, I WILL be landing on the wall way out of reach. You won't be getting rid of me without covering all of your shit in RAID! All of my bros will also come in when you turn on the lights to see where I am! But feel free to continue being afraid of brown butterflies. Your terror while you lie in bed as I flutter over your face will only be all the more sweeter!
I can't wait my flying friend! Please feel free to bring as many of your dusty brethren into my abode as you like! Spread the word, I'm hosting the event of the summer, I'm sure you and your kin will find it positively electrifying.
>Be me, about three years ago, summer >Chilling out at night on the computer because my sleeping regime is fucked >Tiny little moth lands on my monitor >Flicks its little antenna around, crawls around a bit, but mostly just stays still >Watchin' me play vidya the whole night, flies behind my monitor in the morning >Couple nights of the same thing >One night it lands on my hand, flicks its flickers at me then goes back to the screen >Cute >Next night does the same thing but stays for longer and crawls up my arm a bit >Couple nights later of the same, eventually moves up to my shoulder >One night lands on my nose for a second and just stares at me, then goes back to the screen >Eventually it lands on my leg, crawls around a bit, then leaves again >One night lands on my leg again, starts crawling up it >Crawls right into my fucking boxers
I don't know what happened to the moth because I didn't see it come out, but I didn't feel anything nor did I move while it was doing whatever it was doing so I didn't squish it.
Who do I contact for being molested by a moth, Yea Forums?
I don't mind moths. Mayflies on the other hand, they piss me off.
Jackson Reed
It's an instinctive primal fear like that of spiders, the dark and deep open water. It's built into your DNA because those who didn't fear creatures with the outline of a moth in prehistory fell prey to them. The tales of the mothman you've heard? Well...
Jeremiah Scott
moths are fine
Gavin Bailey
>t. stinkbug This is a false flag, moths are bros.
Trying to get moths out of my room is like herding cats. Only one has managed to stay still on a piece of paper.
Nathan Ross
You just have poor imagination.
Jaxon Anderson
Great video games thread ya fuckin simp
Colton Scott
Moths would be fine if they knew their place, but they're even dumber than flies, flying in front of your face like hot shit, fuck you moths
Jonathan Bell
you have a phobia called mottephobia my friend. it's usually caused by a traumatic event in your past such as being molested by a man in a moth costume
Logan Roberts
moths are cool. mosquitoes and crane flies are the real menaces
>find a new bug in my room every night but never the same one twice what is this phenomenon? is the bug just evolving into a different bug every night? I never fight bodies either.
What's even the point of having this many legs? Imagine buying shoes when you have 50 feet. Ridiculous.
Nolan Sanchez
Spiders are bros user. I don't like them, but they are indeed useful for keeping the rest of the annoying bugs at bay. They don't want to bother you usually. They stick to a quiet corner but if they need to run across the room they wait until the coast is clear and it's quite and try to get to the other side they need to be without trying to be too much bother.
one of these guys came into my room last night. for as long as I observed him he didn't really do much aside from crawling on the window and losing grip and falling down like a retard a few times. he presumably left some time in the middle of the night while I was asleep cause he wasn't there in the morning.
Make sure to bump into the back of my head while I'm fapping and get trapped in a plastic bag to start rustling when I'm just falling asleep. Thank you.
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to No one (yes,no one)getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when it’s cancelled and refunded with no money back!
>H-HAH! NINTENDO WONT CANCEL THE FIGTER PASS AND DELETE THE DATA FOR FIGHTERS “No!”
Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” statement instantly invalidate a history of delayed and cancelled nintendo games! Unlike your “smash bros” nintenders, Getting cancelled is common among other games. Ever heard of metroid,animal crossing,mother 3,and f-zero? And while you’re busy obsessing over smash, care to explain how smash is profitable enough for de-el-sea?Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter.
>b-but this entire shitpost is fucking stupid!
Shitpost?sorry no.THIS GAME IS CANCELLED
Jose Edwards
Oh that's great because I happen to be one of those!
keep spraying anything that can potentially kill them for months. you can get rid of them, its just a long process
Evan Hughes
Hey bro it's me, your friendly Octobuddy! I know you like playing Splatoon so I dropped by to watch! Don't mind me, I'll just sit on your shoulder while you play pay me no mind!
Wearing breathable clothes in a dark room and letting the moth explore you? That thing was in hog- excuse me, moth heaven.
Dylan Myers
What I hate the most about moths is that they don't just die, they explode into dust and they make an insane mess. You can't just smack them while they're on a wall because they will mess you right up.
Angel Richardson
I used to hate having Spiders outside. But when I realized they're the reason my house never has any bugs, I found it ok. I just wish they didnt make such a huge mess of silk
Parker Green
what are some games that let you crossbreed unholy abominations?
Listen here you son of a bitch, I'm real real friendly when it comes to insects outside, but if you come into MY HOUSE, I will not hesitate to splatter you with my shoe. You've been warned
>Who do I contact Contact your local spiders, they'll set up shop in your room and make sure any flying fuckers don't molest you again.
Wyatt Brooks
Reminder that cats and dogs are genuinely capable of feeling love, we have observed brain activity when they look at their "humans" and they experience the same sensation as humans do when they look at a very close family member or offspring.
>a moth starts making mating noises inside your room Ok, centipedebro, I don't like you and you don't like me but I let you stay inside my house if you deal with these guys for me.
>tfw work in real estate >bedbugs have to get an entirely separate heat-treatment addendum from the general pests one since they're that bullshit to kill
I feel really bad for the former classmate I had who had them in his fucking backpack.
Levi Phillips
They were trying to defeat our greatest enemy, the Lunarians to pave the way for their best friend humanity.
Tyler Flores
Spiders, on the other hand, feel nothing and only wish to kill
Jace Lopez
>tfw live in country with only small sparse moths feelsgoodman
Fuck you they leave cool cocoons, make chill noise when its hot as fuck, and look awesome! You leave around piss bottles, have a stroke when its hot as fuck, and look like shit.
There's loads of other insects waiting for you in prison, randy
Adrian Moore
FUCK spiders I tried to watch Zero Dark Thirty on Wednesday, long ass film already, and this big bastard squats in the corner of the room like a slav forcing me to pause the flick and get him into a jar Didn’t go to bed until 4
Jonathan Myers
Beelzebub himself could not come up with a more annoying insect
>mfw I execute every spider that trespasses on my property by spraying them with hairspray and watching as they try to flee, only to slow down as the hairspray dries and hardens until they're stuck fast as living statues
Noah Nguyen
moths are fine, just leave out a cup of sugar water and they'll be gone by the morning fucking mothpriests
Your place must be disgusting with all those flies and mosquitos around
Noah Barnes
>tfw went to school that had small classrooms outside next to the field and these fuckers would gather in the hundreds and just sit on the wall, either fucking or just literally standing there doing nothing, as if waiting for an opportunity for them all to come alive at once. They come in nice and quiet too. They almost fucking sneak up on you and then fly in your face and give you a mini heart attack. Fortunately they are so easy to kill as to literally catch them in toilet paper and then flush. But mayflies just seem endless in supply this time of year.
Christian Brooks
They look like giant mosquitoes which is horrifying, but they're actually just big useless flies that fly around. Mosquitoes and anything that actually bites or stings are way worse.
Colton Gutierrez
Why is my peepee hard now?
Andrew Parker
One of those scared the shit out of me the first time I saw it. Then I learned they're harmless and now they're just kind of annoying.
Gavin Morales
Would you pay this moth for his orange juice, Yea Forums?
one time of one these came into my room flying like a plane aiming at the twin towers and crashed on the floor. When I picked it up to look at him closely, I noticed he was missing a leg and eating a fucking (presumably live) ladybug. He was drooling a blackish liquid that I this was a mixture of his saliva and the poor ladybug's blood. Webm related, I recorded it for a bit, but here he had already consumed the ladybug
desu I find that most roaches and bugs in general are chill. The ones the enter my bathroom from god knows where generally leave if I give them enough time.
Raid in my door, sticky paper where I know they'll be and poison cockroach food in the corners behind the kitchen and stuff. Also if you have too many, I would suggest hiring pest control and then be as clean as possible, don't let dishes out, clean as soon as you finish eating and regularly clean your floors. They won't come in if they don't smell food
Traps. Just lay the sticky traps on the ground and they will fall for it.
Sticky traps work well against all sorts of bugs, arachnids, mice and other pests as well. It's the tried and true method imo.
Nathan Walker
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE excuse me... >WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE excuse me while I... >WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ...fly around a bit and... >WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ...wait until you go to sleep so... >WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ...so I can bite you one second before you fall asleep
>moths get in >almost immediately get eaten by the family of spiders living around my window When are you gonna take the spiderpill Yea Forums? They don't want to bother you, just a place to live
What the fuck is the point of identifying their colors outside of scientific applications? They're all identical to the naked eye because they're so tiny
Jackson Gray
What's with mods and jannies being so lax on letting /an/ threads stay up lately? I love it.
ANTS are real niggers. Take a spray bottle, fill half with vinegar, half with water, squirt in some dish soap and kill everything from leggy bois to fruit flies.
I once saw a roach carrying a potato chip up a wall, she carried it all over from my kitchen. I wish I still had the photo.
David Taylor
i like moths though
Henry Bell
Maybe if they didn't constantly put their webs everywhere where they're not needed.
Ian Thomas
Because /an/ is going to hell.
Nathaniel Watson
Shhh, buddy, no need to get alarmed. We moths are completely harmless creatures and would never hurt anyone. Just go to sleep and lay completely still for a while, nothing bad will happen.
Form me, it was an innocent gift turned into nightmare fuel >be me at 10 >loved bugs, went out of my way to grab, study and collect anything that wasn't a wasp or spider >find giant caterpillar once, learned that it belonged to a huge moth species, was excited to see it pupate and emerge, but never got the chance >only real expose to moth by that point where just small white ones that would wander around due to summer time >one day, a friend of mine who at the time lived next to my house heard that I loved bug and other critters >goes so far as to even give me a fucking snake in a jar filled with alcohol that her dad killed while working in the garden (had to throw it away since my grandma has a severe snake phobia) >eventually comes up with a plan to gift me the one thing that I've wanted to see for a long time and that is a giant moth >calls me over one day at the fence to give me the gift >don't know what it is since she didn't tell me, eagerly strech hand to get it >A FUCKING BLACK EYED GRAY FURRY DEMON THE SIZE OF MY PALM WITH FUCK HUGE WINGS AND TWO FEATHERS FOR ANTENNA GREETS MR AND WE MAKE EYE TO EYE CONTACT >the only thing that was keeping that beast from hell to jump on my face and have a heart attack was a pin that was keeping of attached to a paper envelop >take it with my right hand since my left hand and feet were shacking uncontrollably >tell her thanks, even flash a fake smile >call my grandpa immediately and give the abomination to him >gets freaked out as well since he never a moth that big in his entire life either >puts it on the table outside and we both decide to study it until sunset >he touches it a couple of times, making a buzzing noise that made my skin crawl >decided to put in the garage next to his tool shed >don't go in there for almost two weeks, even knowing well enough that the moth most likely died over night, but the thought that its body was still there repulsed me
>years ago >midsummer >playing something on my pc >case was left open and facing the wall because I was a stupid kid >window open, like 2AM >suddenly hear buzzing behind me >something flies by me, crashes into the wall, flies into the pc case, rattles around >it's a fucking hornet >oh shit >it finally frees itself from my pc >flies to the wall >sounds really fucking angry >i grab my fencing mask and run out of the room >wake up my mother >the next half hour we debate what the fuck to do >meanwhile the hornet just sounds pissed like hell >ultimately i put on my fencing mask, took the vacuum and vacuumed him away >took the vacuum and put it on the balcony
Scariest night of my life why are hornets such assholes
that's part of the charm even cuter when you see a couple baby spiders crawling on your computer and know someone has experienced the joy of motherhood why because of the shitbull threads?
Juan Wright
*dies*
Adam Hernandez
I'm OK with those normal lamp moths and I always let them out, but fuck these creepy little fuckers
Reminder that not all mosquitoes are bad, for example the Toxorhynchites rutilus drinks nectar and eat other mosquitoes. They don't drink blood to survive, so they are cool.
One time I pulled the wings off a moth and then got in the bath and put it on my dick so it was forced to walk around on my dick looking for a way to get away from the water
Nicholas Bennett
>gets into your Cinnamon Life cereal >that you just bought and didn't even open yet
My cats protects me from moth scum. She'd eaten quite a few of your kind this month.
Henry Rodriguez
I have cockroaches in my apartment and live in a slum. The other night while laying in bed playing switch with all the lights off, a cockroach literally climbed into my bed and started crawling on me. So I'm not afraid of you pussy ass moths at all.
Carter Brooks
SKIP TO THE SWEETSHOP WITH MY SWEETHEART SANDY
Caleb King
high iq user here, why do bugs, animals and living things in general driven to breed/ survive, its often said they mate and live to pass down their genes, but what happens when they pass down their genes? organisms later down the line become more efficient and optimized and that's it, why does bacteria want to live? why do worms want to live? why does something that experiences no happiness go to such great lengths to survive, who gains from this?
