What does Link smell like?

What does Link smell like?

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baked apples

he'll smell like me after I'm done with him

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Like shit, i mean, not only was he sleeping for over 10,000 years in god knows what liquid is that but he was also fighting monsters and lying in the ground, there isn't a section of the game where you can take a bath and why yes, you can swim in the water but that water isn't clean.

Basically, Link smells worse than your average Fighting Game player, Or a Smash Player if you want to be specific.

Gross die fag

>implying you wouldn't

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Like sweat and grass most likely.

Depends. Are you the type of person that intentionally makes him run around in the desert all day in warm winter clothes?

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like evergreen trees

milk and salty coins

Ganon's cum

Let's post cool art instead

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if there were irl guys as cute as link i'd be gay

Why did Nintendo faggotize and feminize my childhood hero so
Faggots here would lust over him?
Fucking Nintendo

>Faggots here would lust over him?

I literally said post cool art instead. You're so upset about one crossdressing joke in the game that you're obsessed.

I hate to be one of those people who accuses someone of secretly being gay for ranting about gay shit, but you do this every thread

it's not like people wanting to fuck link prevent you from enjoying him. Don't be such a faggot bro.

they exist but they get snatched up by other men really easily...

wrong, idiot, there are no real men that are attractive in the same way that link is attractive. read plato moron

smoke
Because you will burn in hell for trying, tranny

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grass

Fag

Man, I want Zelda with Shadow of the Colossus mystique

I make him run around shirtless in the grasslands.

Piss, dirt, blood, water.

>tfw trap stomach_bulge is empty