Be a child

>tfw you knew where literally anyone was in the house just by sound
I didn't get caught for fuckin anything

what a loser lmao
ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

us hear-all niggas

I had the misfortune of having a window above my room door which was opposite the room my folks were in amd they had the same window so they could see the light from the tv-monitor whenever. It sucked.

>be adult
>have a lot of responsibilities
>have to do everything yourself
I miss being a child and having the entire day free to do whatever the fuck I want with no trouble in my mind

It didn't work, user. She just was too embarrassed to confront you about it.

When I started having to work 48 hours a week and come home too tired to play vidya. I know other people work longer but 48 is my max apparently.

>tfw childhood honed my skills of masturbation in complete silence

This. I've carried such a skill into adulthood. Beating my dick at work on the clock is great.

Unlikely considering she was willing to take my brother's porn, think it was mine, and lecture me about that shit in front of her friends.

I get a few days were I can do whatever I want and around noon I start to get restless and feel like I should be doing SOMETHING.

Just out of curiosity's sake, what if you weren't watching AMV's? If she didn't believe you then was she really that ready to pull back your covers to potentially see you in interrupted midstroke with blacked.com on your laptop screen?

No idea, but it would have been hentai if I were jerkin it

Ask her if she wants to help

Pets are dumb.

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I don't even wake up before noon if it's not a work day anymore. More often than not I just wanna crawl into bed and stay there these days.
Growing up was a scam.

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Infinitely more valuable than trannies. This is the last I will post on the issue in hopes of mitigating the deterrence of the wholesome pet posting.

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This man hates small joys

wow tbc

>Aw my wittle user is getting big boy problems now! Would you wike it if mommy bounced on your big boy stick? Ah ah ah! You're not allowed to spill any outside!

>user I TOLD YOU NO FUCKING VIDEO GAMES ON WEEKDAYS EVER DON'T MAKE ME CONFISCATE THEM ALL
>This is my GBA, I bought it with my own money that I earned working a Christmas job
>BUT I PAY FOR THE ELECTRICITY THAT RUNS IT
>No it uses the electricity from the batteries I paid for
>I... YOU DISRESPECTFUL... HAND IT OVER RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>not only is my son a musturbator, he is also retarded
> I have failed as a parent

>Have to shove my door to open it
Thank you builders for fucking up my door frame and installing the hinges wrong

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user think about it
Why would there be a centipede in your bed
And if there was, wouldn't she have freaked out?

Where do you live that you don't get centipedes in your bed? Must be nice.

>it's an user could've fucked his mom but was too busy being retarded episode

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My dad was super strict on shit but never over stepped the 'you buy it, its yours' rule.

a first world country

>man

same. in spite of what I wrote earlier, these constant responsibilities have tainted my mind. I can't relax properly.

I don't sleep with blmpf supporters

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Because it was a common occurence to see bugs around the house. I'm talking moths the size of your fucking hand fluttering in in the middle of the night and saying chill on the light. Centipedes cruising behind the tvs and ants jitterbugging through the hallways. Shit, don't get me started on the mosquitoes and flies.

You could always cuddle with me :3

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>tfw you no longer have a mom

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>be me
>play my Gameboy Advance SP a LOT
>one day I can't find my SP anymore
>mom I can't find my SP, have you seen it?
>no, where did you last use it
>mom and I search the house in places I normally use it, nothing in the car, it's nowhere to be seen
>mom and dad get angry at me for losing it, but finally agrees to buy me a new one after some time has passed
>months later my mom finds it in her dresser while moving stuff around
>she thought I was playing too much, had hidden it there and somehow forgotten all about it
>through no fault of my own, I now have 2 Gameboy Advance SP's
>can charge one while playing the other, so now I can play more than ever
All in all, I think I came out ahead on that one.

>Why would there be a centipede in your bed
I once woke up in the middle of the night, and felt something in my hair. I reached up and something in my hair gripped my finger. It was a fucking centipede.

Thanks, I now resolve to never sleep again in case the centipedes come for me.

pets may be dumb, but they are my dumb pet

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Just because she is dead doesnt you mean you dont "have" her anymore user

>after weeks of only renting it finally find a copy of Amazing Island for cheap
>drawing your own monsters and having them screw around in minigames and stuff is the coolest fucking thing I've ever experienced
>mom tells me not to play it past my bedtime
>I end up playing it til 1 in the morning
>even though it was on the FUCKING WEEKEND mom sells it as punishment
>I never found another copy

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Did it work? Did you play games past your bedtime ever again?

Kek

Mom walks in

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that looks like an excellent dog, user
pet him for me

>tfw max is basically 0
i am a useless defective human being

>pancakes pancakes pancakes

Most game boys didnt have back lighting so you wouldnt be able to play in the dark.

what? not a single warioware post?

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>get dog as a puppy in 8th grade
>he’s getting pretty grey and had bad eyes now
My baby boy

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>flashlights never existed
Dont tell me my childhood didn't happen

Yea Forums is too much zoom zoom to know about it

Why do boomers try to base parental authority on money?

A little grey just makes them cuter desu

You think he's retarded? When I first got the internet I was so dumb I didn't know you had to manually clear your history