How is the high treason Store doing? I couldn't get any results on the one that can't search, Google, nor DuckDuckGo...

How is the high treason Store doing? I couldn't get any results on the one that can't search, Google, nor DuckDuckGo, who usually can.

remember, the only good thing to do to a Chinese is stomping on their throat

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Store competition is good.

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guess its time to get rid of guides and chat

wtf bro take it back or i’ll go peepee in your coke

I hate Americans.

F O O D

A N A L O G Y

Why is Yea Forums so full of obese faggots obsessed with food?

Jokes on you i'm Euro, but every Chinese company should lie broken and so should our counterparts engaging in treason.

>Why is Yea Forums so full of obese faggots obsessed with food?
ameriblobs

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All of that Steam stuff should be made by a 3rd party and shared between every DRM marketplace.

It might be food analogy but it shows why ebin store is not better for consumer.

>competition
They take the ball, went home, and locked themselves in their room for a year. It's hilarious watching console shenanigans being replicated on PC.

Steam brought the console experience to PC (and that's a bad thing)

Not that steam is absolutely great mind you, I would prefer if it had option to just get installation files and play fully offline, like GoG.

>why are foreign countries so obsessed with americans?

>No change in price
>Less features

>competition

This

>They take the ball, went home, and locked themselves in their room for a year
you sound retarded

Real competition doesnt exist under capitalism (or any economic system).

>why do people point and laugh at the big fat thing?

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>Top
>What you actually want and came for
>Bottom
>What you want tainted by other shit you can do without and some you don't even need
Seems accurate

I don't give the slightest shit about any other feature than games.
If something I want is only on Epic Store, I will definitely get it from there.
Overall I don't have any preference between any stores or platforms, but I prefer GOG if something is available there

BECAUSE YOU KEEP FUCKING UP THAT BADLY

Can come up with a more accurate analogy for buying a game's exclusivity for a whole year when said game was going to come to multiple platforms and launchers?

>OMG TRADING CARDS AND BADGES!!! YAAAAAAY

Wow, I literally don't even give the slightest of shit about any of these features.

Fuck user reviews, they are fucking cancer and 90% reddit memes.

Fuck the workshop, which is just mods, but with Gabe controlling what is and isn't allowed.

Fuck profiles. What for? So you can turn your gaming experience into facebook? Fucking epic.

Fuck guides, you can get they literally everywhere on the web.

Fuck the chat, there are TONS of alternatives.

Fuck achievements, they are a fucking zoomer meme and if you need them to be able to enjoy gaming, you're a fucking retard.

>Screenshots
LMAO your fucking keyboard has a dedicated button for that.

Fuck local currency, it's nothing but a rip-off, because it can't be paid out.

Fuck trading cards, they only bait retards into spending more.

Fuck forums, they are always moderated to fuck and have nothing worthwhile in them anyways.

AND FUCK NlGGERS AND THE JANNIES TOO

>Top
The meat is perfect so you just need bread cause the taste is good as it is
>Bottom
You need a shitton of other things cause the meat (what you came for) is shitty and you need to cover the flavour.

Really a perfect picture of reality.

no u

because food analogies are simple to make and translate relatively well across regions

Thank you. These Steamfag retards don't know how to make a good analogy

Wasn't this animation fully colored and completed at some point?

they can’t handle the fact that nobody cares about their irrelevant asses

>2 stores next to each other sell ball
>1 store pays ball maker to allow only them to sell ball
>big woop, no one has to put extra effort or spend extra money to get the ball, only autists who care about the other store's pointless services give a shit

You may not use all of the tools steam gives you, but they will be there for you if you want them without additional cost.

High quality post.

based

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>5 rupees have been deposited to your Epic Games Store account
>you have been banned for adding currency to your Epic Games Store account

>food analogy
like pottery

Also fuck epic exclusives, I can get the games off any torrent site.

Idc about epic that analogy was bad as fuck and if you do retarded stuff you should be mocked for it.

>3km has been added to your total Grand Prix distance

What's your issue with the food, retard?
Vegan faggot?

A toast to this highly based individual.

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>Everybody eats so it's easy to anybody to understand the analogy regardless of where they live or what they know
If you can come with a better analogy you're welcome to share it you gigantic turd

OP completely and utterly BTFO

/thread

>one launcher you can use to launch games
>another launcher you can use to launch games
>b-BUT MUH ACHIEVEMENTS AND REVIEWS RRRRRREEEEEEEE

Fucking retarded zoomers.

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Based and redpilled

I didn't say you should buy anything from them but the established retailed may have to revert back to proper sales like they used to do when people weren't sure about using their services and that would be a good thing. Steam hasn't been good to us in a while user.

jesus fuck stop reminding me of how old I am

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>local currency
how is it a good thing that I have to pay 20-40% more for everything because it converts prices to my currency?

I M A G I N E
B E I N G
A T
C O M P U T E R S

How I'm supposed to be an attention whore without Steam? I ain't no normie.

>I want bloatware on my PC
lmao this ain't your ipad zoomer, PC users don't want tons of mandatory programs littering their SSDs, we need that space for dolphin porn.

Still better than Epic Store

So no competition, then.

steam is like the explosive diarrhea that comes out before you can even sit and epic is the massive brick in your ass that needs surgical removal

>Sneedy Feed

>poorfag couldn't afford 2TB SSD

lol

/thread

>Fuck guides, you can get they literally everywhere on the web.
>Fuck user reviews, they are fucking cancer and 90% reddit memes
>Fuck local currency, it's nothing but a rip-off, because it can't be paid out.
>Fuck forums, they are always moderated to fuck and have nothing worthwhile in them anyways.
Retarded takes, but otherwise good post, specially for the last statement.

The only real competition steam has, is pirating.
If you want things to get better start pirating and buy only when things do get better

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if their whole thing is that they take a smaller cut from the people who make the game then why do the games cost the same as on Steam?

>Actually defending chink store
>Even when it lacks reviews, cloud saves and other basic features
Shill thread

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Every byte taken up by pointless programs is a byte not taken up by dolphin porn. Are you some sort of normie fag?

It's because you live in a cucked country.
It's beneficial to shitskins living in their 3rd world shitholes. They practically get games for free to counter piracy.

See Just look at your other replies for proof.

It's going to make steam try harder to get people to care about their platform more, so it absolutely is competition.

I'm not an Epic fan, but man do people suck Steam off a lot.
>A boo hoo i'm too lazy and retarded to manage more than one launcher oh Gaben baby let me slurp your semen off my chin

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What has Steam done in any even minute way to respond to Epic? Has literally anything changed?

your analogy is shit, I made a better one because Tim is fucking based and everyone should be aware of it

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>basic features that should either be on a site dedicated to it or in the game itself

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>Yea Forums
DUDE FUCK COMMIES! THE FREER THE MARKET THE FREER THE PEOPLE!
>also Yea Forums
WTF BROS EPIC GAMES STORE LITERALLY NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN! THEY CANT FUCKING DO THIS! HOW DARE THEY COMPETE WITH BASED STEAM! THIS CANT BE FUCKING HAPPENING

>I'm not an Epic fan
>but
>straw hominem

Don't even need audio to go with that video, the song is firmly lodged in my fucking skull

Kek

Screenshotting your own post doesn't make it any less incorrect.

>game "releases" on Epic store
>wait a year
>buy it on Steam as the Gold edition
If anything it's teaching more people the value of patience.

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>"It's going to"
>HURRR BUT THEY HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET

>implying

>faggots
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ITS COMPETITION AND CAPITALISM
>also faggots
WTF BROS HOW CAN CONSUMERS BE ALLOWED TO DECIDE NOT TO USE A USELESS SERVICE, WTF YOU'RE ALL COMMIES

I can hear that webm.
RIP Steffan

>Buy
Why? Swiney already paid your copy

>It'll happen Soon™ I promise guys, it's coming, just you wait, no it doesn't mean anything if zero changes have occurred in 6 months, just wait it's Almost™ time

But the option is there if you want them. Unlike the epic store.

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If you can wait a year to buy a game then it's not that good lol
Might as well wait till it gets cracked and get it free

>mmmm gaben your semen tastes like vanilla ice cream

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The Summer Grand Prix and Dota hats were literally a higher concern than another Chinese property bubble.

>t.

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I already hate the fact that I have to use steam, why would I use steam AND epic?
The fuck?

Hello Jotaro

t. /r/socialism

no one is promising anything, but if Steam improves literally anything then it could be because of Epic, you'll never really know and it will count as competition

This, but only for single player or Spacewars games
Same as above, but not entirely true. I can get my games dirt cheap and comfortably create a backlog of games that aren't flavor of the month hype machines that my friends force me to buy. Speaking of which, how's Destiny 2 looking now?
With all the fats and sugars he consumes I wouldn't be surprised.

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>if Steam improves literally anything
lmao keep waiting
>then it could be because of Epic
It could also be because of Origin, GoG Galaxy, or Uplay
>you'll never really know and it will count as competition
No it wont, unless you think competition is some holistic remedy. Correlation and causation is always a thing.

Backlogs are for retards who buy games and never play them

Why do people care about so much about all those features besides social features, Workshop, local currency, and cloud saving?
User reviews are as insightful as YouTube comments.
Achievements, Player Profile, and Badges hold no value.
And you can easily use an alternative to things like Guides and Forums

>Fuck reviews
Straight up being a contrarian, steam reviews is the best user review system there is despite companies like rockstar deleting negative reviews
>fuck workshop gabe having control
Thats not even true, valve deleted mods in L4D2 because they were to lazy to delete advantage skins on the fucking workshops
>fuck profiles
I agree, anime facebook profiles are cancer but its a good way to spot garbage
>Fuck guides alternatives exist
So?
>Fuck the chat just use teamspeak or d*scord bro!
Fuck off faggot, you are just baiting at this point now
>Fuck achievements
I dont care for them myself so i will let this slide
>Screenshots
Saving them on the steam cloud means that if your hard drive dies then they wont be lost forever.
>Fuck local currency
Dont use it then faggot
>Fuck trading cards
Dont trade for them then, even if that was true they are .03 dollars anyway so who cares
>Fuck forums
How are people gonna get the word out to developers to fix a bug then?
>dude just dm then on twitter ;^)

So what have we learned here
>we dont need features because you can use third party alternatives that arent linked to your steam account

ps
The Tienanmen square protests 1989

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I go through about four games a month and ran out of things I want to try, so I have to constantly keep an eye out for shit I missed, or fall back on bad habits like Vermintide or Chivalry. Less of a backlog and more of a NEET queue.

>Fuck user reviews, they are fucking cancer and 90% reddit memes.
You can disable the shit meme reviews and make it show actual reviews.
>Fuck the workshop, which is just mods, but with Gabe controlling what is and isn't allowed.
It serves as an easy and faster method of getting mods for certain games without having to go through all sorts of websites and go through tedious advertisements and slow download speeds. The only huge downside is non-lewd mods, so that I will agree with you on.
>Fuck profiles. What for? So you can turn your gaming experience into facebook? Fucking epic.
With the added bonus of being able to lure in trannies and fuck them over in the end.
>Fuck guides, you can get they literally everywhere on the web.
Convenience.
>Fuck the chat, there are TONS of alternatives.
Again, convenience .

>unironically being a steam fanboy
holy cuck

Most of this shit is not really needed anyway
How about we start with the fact that Epic's burger is a greasy, soggy mess and Steam at least toasts their buns and their meat is pretty good?

Almost all of those should be shit smeared on the food.

>Gaben can't stop winning
>Nintendo can't stop winning
>Trump can't stop winning
Is this the year China finally falls from their pig-iron tower?

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Valve hasn't made a game since 2012
Valve hasn't made a good game since 2008

What's the last good game Epic made?

its easy to defend when they're getting paid. i also take a sort of strange pleasure in knowing exactly what the posts in the thread will be, and can even predict which posts they will self reply to and with which reply.

i've been here too long.

Yeah you got me there,
Epic made Fortnite, completely forgot man, haha, silly me. But if you wanna play that game Autism Strike Global Offensive is still actively supported and is still leagues ahead of Fortnite.

FORTNITTTEEEEEE!!!!

>liking Gabe in 2019
yikes

OBESE

Shadow complex in 2009 beating Valve by an year. Stay mad.

>Competition
Platform exclusivity is the opposite of competition. It's a monopoly. You're buying a monopoly on distribution.

>Generic barebones '''''''''''''''''''espawrts'''''''''''''''' shit

I don't have to like the guy to understand that he's absolutely running unopposed. If there was real competition, they would hurry their ass up and steal another indie's IP to mass market.

Because gotta consume that gamerfuel™ during gaming™ with favored console™/digital store™

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I bet huge majority of all people eat at least once a day. That's a common ground for us all so that's where many analogies base.
You dumbass.

My dude, Fortnite is also e-sports shit. Stop pretending. Have sex.

Dilate
Adleast fertnite has actual colors in the game

Suck my left nut
Autism Strike has many vibrant maps as well.

>A plain raw patty between bread
>what you came for
No thanks, I want a fucking meal, I dont need to eat stale rice grains like you chinks

>burger education
Because you fat fuckers take up most the site populous.
I'm guessing they don't encourage critical thinking there - huh?

Seem to me like they're a bunch of temporary monopolies. Anyhoo, there's always the high seas if you're not interested.

Epic Games is literally paying publishers to prevent other storefronts from being able to compete. They are buying their way out of the free market.

That's pretty much all it does, it reduces sales because most people don't like being told what to do and where to buy something, it's why Origin struggles with anything other than Battlefield. So developers get less sales and have to fragment their advertising which costs them more in the long run since they basically have a soft open on Epic, then a second softer open on Steam. Good luck to all these developers when they realise that the guaranteed sales money probably isn't enough to offset their losses in the long term.

and it will be funny when a new FOTM game comes out and a good share of fortnite's player base moves to play that, with the streamers following.

Then, if universality is the aim, why don't make analogies that include big, throbbing penises since everyone here is a faggot (but, me.)

The fact this shitty store has managed to buy exclusives because companies think steam's other features aren't worth dick SHOULD be scaring valve into improving steam, and making it the place people want to put their games.
And yet, nothing's changed. Sure, epic will die off eventually when the money runs dry, but if nothing changes, someone with deeper pockets (like tencent proper) will just open up their qqlauncher here and then steam gets fucked because china has trillions of dollars to throw at exclusives.

christian values board pls understand

The best videogames I have played weren't advertised. Marketing is a blight.

>and a good share of fortnite's player base moves to play that
Something that will never happen for $250 alex

>never happen
it will. It happened to league of legends, it happened to minecraft, to a lesser extent it happened to pubg when fortnite came out and was pubg but better in every way from gameplay to movement to optimization to update pacing.

Christians love penis, idiot!

oh and, of course, it happened to WoW.
Normalfags swarm to the new hotness. People's tastes change. And fortnite is already plateauing in terms of players. Not to say it'll die, the other games haven't died, not by any stretch, but it won't be the biggest game anymore.

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Kys commie

I really like how capitalism has taken something that only the richest people in any society could do, which is being morbidly fat. And turned it into a problem for the poorest and shittiest of their citizens. Capitalism created the problem of "too much food".

You forgot to include the ability to rebind your controller for each specific game (you can also upload your configurations or browse other people's) with desktop configurations for games that aren't compatible with the overlay

Then create it, faggot. Nobody is stopping you from doing that.

based

You are, by calling me a faggot and hurting my feelings.

1989 TIANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE

>screenshoot

Take a closer look at this faggot

YOU DID IT AGAIN!

Competition is good for one-time purchases and not for having multiple active subscriptions.
Shopping in different store chains for stuff you want is fine, but having to register everywhere with an account just for one exclusive item is fucking stupid.

>fuck user reviews
reviews can be great for finding out if a port is good. that's generally not something you'll find in reviews out of steam
>the workshop is controlled by valve
it literally isn't though, you're thinking of TF2 hats or some bs
>fuck the chat
it's convenient. especially when you are in a game that's hard to tab out of

everything else was spot on though

aren't user reviews the only way to find out wether or not the game is good beforehand? lmao at 'professionals'

emphasis on port

>profiles
>badges
>achievements
>guides
>chat
>social features
>forums
Bloat.

>NOT FOOD APOLOGY
ONE JOB AND TAKE YOUR ADVICE

>Has absolutely fucking nothing
>And that's a good thing!
Behold the steam killer, everyone. I cant wait to hear your thoughts on shopping carts and local currency

>They are buying their way out of the free market
That's free market though.

that's not the largest reason, they work with the Chinese Tencent and are thus traitors to NATO.

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

….that's a smallish portion you retard.

Steam: A dreadfully average hotel buffet.
Epic: High quality single page menu a la carte.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY HAD A STEAM PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE THEM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That milk is healthier than the shit raped from the cow (or goat if you're even retarder.)

imagine being so fat, all you can make is food analogies

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Steam: S quality fries, enormosu selection of premium meats; has alot of useless garnish/side salad that gets in the way

Epic: Chinese imports so full of Dioxin and so deprived of taste you can feel your soul and body revolting against it. Grey mush.

INCORRECT STORE CONFIGURATION DETECTED

ACTIVATING RECTIFICATION PROTOCOLS.

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>Raped

let me guess, you're one of these fuckwits?

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indeed, but epic isnt competing.
it pays off the the hosts of a few races who then keep all other athletes from even running.

Imagine being so fat that you eat food.

This nigga eating bean juice

>user review
>guides
>forum
>chat
Why would you need this on the store? just google these
>achievements
>cloud saves
>social feature
>trading card
>badge
this is so worthless

Imagine having the sole right to sell blue dildos, and the sex shop across the street complains how they can't stock blue dildos from the factory. You counter with ''LOL COMPETITION XDDDD''

im a farmer and the cows love it, the dirty, filthy, little sluts!

>"""milk"""

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>this is useless

it creates profits for Valve to keep Steam Free. Valve signed companies get FREE servers from Valve. Randy Bitchfard needs servers for BL3 but Epic won't provide these, is he in for a surprise.

Lost, Ewes are nothing better.

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Because for the rest of the world such behaviour is extremely strange and basically, you're a fucking circus animal that everyone points and laughs and questions "HOW?" and "WHY?"

Why do pcfarts fear installing more than steam

>cloud saves
>useless

because China is chaotic evil, I don't mind installing wholesome, good aligned WESTERN installers. Chinks only deserve to be impaled.

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lol paint nigger in blue not green, fucking disney clowns

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>cloud saves
>useful
damn are you poor that you can't afford a decent hard drive that you would rather use a save locked into an account?

Im glad steam is dying

I use cloud saves so I can switch between two PCs and pick up where I left off without having to copy saves manually.

I got 1.1 TB but it's a free feature, savefiles themselves are very light and could be kept on a 4GB stick, but...

says it.


Also, everyone has/had to wipe sooner or later and lost progress. cloud saves are a godsend.

>Steam is dying

KEK.

What is with you people and your hatred of easily portable saves?

>I'm so glad memory cards are dead! They sucked! Now I cant move my shit anywhere! And that's a good thing.

Now that cloud saves are reliable (on 360/PS3 they were kinda dodgy) you still hate easy portability.

Like go outside nigga.

i love burgers

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I still got 3 memory cards. grey PS1 one, deluxe yellow PS1 one, and the red transparent PS2 one. I can't toss them, they are like my friends.

Never tried 360 cloud saves but my ps3 cloud saves worked fine. It sucks that they were tied to ps+ but I never had any issue with them, what were some of the complaints?

who doesn't? Homosexu- wait, what's the homosexual of the food world? Vegan?

vegans and people not proud to be americans

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I'm from the Netherlands and hate my country as it's micro-sweden, but I love the West in general. what about that?

>Fuck the workshop, which is just mods, but with Gabe controlling what is and isn't allowed.
I mean, curated workshops are shit but you're a fucking retard if you actually think the workshop is bad. or just never played a game with a significant amount of mods
It saves literal hours for some games like Rimworld where you'll have potentially hundreds of mods running

this, but isn't it a good thing Valve filters out very low quality and very disgusting mods? it's extremely easy to use and for giant mods such as Enderall or overhauls you'll use dedicated stuff for that too. likely only once.

its just another resource to use to find mods. can always get similar things from the nexus or a modpack. i honestly can't believe people getting triggered over having extra FREE features and choices.

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t give a damn about:
>the workshop
>user reviews
>having a player profile
>achievements
>being able to take screen shots
>badges
>trading cards
>guides
>a local currency
>cloud saves
>forums
and only marginally care about social features and chat. My friends and I use discord anyway

So if Epic has an exclusive game I want to play, why should I care?

clutter? steam has 3 SEPERATE settings menus. it's just a pain to get to the one you want at times.

>not caring about user reviews

how do you funtion and not waste money on crap? reviewer websites aren't reliable to put it mildly. You should care because they have ties with the Chinese government, and China is probably the most evil entity on the world stage. Use Piracy if it's epic exclusive, but seeing you don't care about Steam either so you may want to use the most barebones platform of them all.

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>my country as it's micro-sweden
im sorry to hear that, but lets not fight, lets instead post burgers

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I got apprehended by the Police for taking river rocks, which stranded there. EU guidelines for…. hold for it... POACHING. Yes, poaching lifeless, flushed rocks worth a cent for 100 gram.

I don't care about those features. What I DO care about is that its extra effort for me to use the epic games store and thus a nuisance for me so I won't use it. If devs want me to buy their game their options are GOG or Steam as they are least amount of hassle.

what about China though? I don't want my bank PIN to be emptier than usual and collapse into a singularity because some chink pilfered it.

>how do you funtion and not waste money on crap? reviewer websites aren't reliable to put it mildly.
Neither are user reviews.

I’ve enjoyed games everyone said were shit and hated games everyone said were great. I usually rely on word of mouth, what people say in places like this and my own personal investigating

As for the Chinese, they’re everywhere already. I’m not sitting behind 20 proxies with my data perfectly guarded anyway. The best I do is not use my credit card online and do my banking/financial shit on another computer but they probably have my shit some other way anyway. If I wanted to avoid anyone having access to my data I probably wouldn’t be using Steam either

yeah but I'd rather have another western country have my data than these fucking mongrels. About games that everyone hated and you loved, got example? i only got the opposite with the BioShit series.

I fail to see how epic store benefits me the consumer. I don't care if it benefits publishers more than steam if I receive no direct benefit.

how about unbound files for any game? you buy it, pick ''no launcher'' and you get the files and the right to download them. I call it LibertariaGaems! quick user! draft the patent!

This guy makes porn now, and it's pretty good.

But epic store doesnt let you do this

Yeah, nor does Steam. Piratebay does but that's technically not a store or a platform.

Name one benefit of epic store over steam to me the consumer.

>yeah but I'd rather have another western country have my data than these fucking mongrels.
I don’t buy that they don’t have their tendrils in Steam somehow anymore than I buy that Tencent doesn’t have their claws in the Epic store, majority stock be damned. As I said, unless I’m going to go all out on protecting get my data, they probably have it somehow already

as much as i hate epic, how often do you use all of the features steam has to offer? i use maybe 3 or 4
>games
>screenshot
>chat
>player profile

food is a universal language

Nah, chink subhumans eat unborn duckling eggs.

>Store competition is good.
Sure, I'm thankful for GoG and which there were more better alternatives.
Buying out game exclusives isn't though

Who cares about the consumer?

>how often do you use all of the features steam has to offer?
enough to justify them

yeah I bet chinks are used to minimum portions, must be why their peenys are so weeny

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This image can't be real...

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Community activity feed and the music player are features I see no-one using though.

Why would I buy from epic store if it doesnt benefit me?

rather have the features than not have it
steam was already king for a good decade or more so there's no point in switching libraries to some fortnite drm launcher with 2 exclusives that will come to steam anyway
only zoomers who have no games but fortnite defend epic legitimately, the rest are chink shills or tim sweeney

I think its funny that when Origin was released people used the exact same arguments they're using against the Epic store. Nowadays you dont see people on here going "EA HAS A MONOPOLY ON BATTLEFIELD GAMES THEYRE ANTI CONSUMER"

This site is full of room temp IQ morons and literal shills. It irritates me to no end that one of my best internet friends who I've been gaming with for like 14 years has unironically been memed into believing all the retarded arguments you read in threads like these.

but user, EA never produced good games. It's like having something taken from you; would you make a stink if EA took the contents of your toilet bowl?

Portal 2 was good.
Not as good as 1, but still good.
Just because the wrong people also liked it doesn't make it bad.

>Everyone eats
>NO IT ISN'T CHINKS EAT DUCK FETUSES

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this post is way too based

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I agree with this user. It has definitely been helpful for me to get user feedback on certain ports.

that's wasnt the point, the point is that it's an universal language, but when you present a chink a burger they will stab you to get the whole thing. if you ask chinks for food you get some abhorrent trash that will haunt you in the night.

How's that room temperature IQ working out for you?

The point isnt whether you personally like EAs games you moron. The point is idiots just like you made a big grumbly mess in your diapers when Origin was released for literally the same reasons, and you've all shut the hell up about it now, and the exact same thing will happen with the Epic store.

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Because you're a wallet with legs.

How is the pink blob not the one in the wheelchair

But I'll just buy Borderlands 3 on PS4 instead.

I'm not justifying it, I'm giving a reason why the situation developed that way. Nobody above permafrost temperature Iqs like EA games.

Holy fucking guacamole I rarely participate in discussions like this, but I NEED to call you a retard.

I won't be able to sleep tonight if I don't

You'll buy it five times and be grateful for the opportunity.

That IS competition though. It gives the other store reason to be good enough to not NEED to sell blue dildos

>guy says 100% spot-on thing
>you call him a retard
>his logic makes no sense to you
>his logic is fine though
>you are likely schizophrenic

I agree but I can't buy the games I would like to buy on Steam or any other key reseller and would have to have them locked to an inferior launcher with far less features, not even a shopping cart to buy more than one title at once.
But not to worry, within a year I can do just that.

I'll buy it once on PS4 and then I'll buy GOTY edition on steam in 2 years when its cheap.

Those little cutie cuncuns would literally be better off living in my dungeon than being raised by those things.

the other store should be able to stock whatever the fuck it wants!

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sauce?

It's like saying Target has a monopoly because they are the only ones who sell a certain brand of beer. That's not what a fucking monopoly is.
Epic would need to be the only sellers of video games on PC to have a monopoly.

This shit is taught in high School economics class. You have no excuse to be this stupid

>Steam makes an honest effort to make Steam games run easily on Linux to avoid being forced to use W10
>Tim Ratface who fucking said "we have to stop Microsoft's monopoly" makes Epic store Windows exclusive
Defend this shills

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Tell that to Taco Bell, the only place to get Baja Blast mountain dew. They have a monopoly too, right?

Whoops got my arguments mixed up. Regardless my point stands

>intellectual property in ancapistan

fucking lmaoing at u nigger

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what does irony mean?

the joke is the ancap is forced to comply to the jewish copyright.

I'm just salty I'm forced to pirate borderlands 3 as it's the only game in it's genre: RPG shooter-looter.

shame cockninja never caught on

EA deserves to have it's own brand games on its store if it wants. Epic games just pays off indie developers to steal exclusive rights to have their games on its shovelware fortnite launcher so people will be forced to download it if they want to play the indie game.
Epic doesn't deserve that platform of exclusivity for games they did not develop. That is the main reason for hate against epic and I think it's deserved. If they had no hand in developing the game they shouldn't have exclusive rights because that's what leads to a monopoly, not friendly competition like epic shills claim.
tl;dr epic games can buy exclusive rights and just steal every game leading to a monopoly on their shitty launcher

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just cause you're bad at games and have no friends isn't an excuse to dislike free features :)

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>It's like saying Target has a monopoly because they are the only ones who sell a certain brand of beer.

They would have a monopoly on that brand of beer, yes. Just like Sony has a monopoly on Bloodborne, so you have to buy a whole separate system just to play it.

More than one monopoly can exist within the same space.

>the transcripts of Epic Store reps stumbling over themselves trying to explain to a judge that their business model isn't entirely predicated on exploiting the children that play Fortnite
Has there ever been more schadenfreude related to video games?

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That's not what a monopoly is. At all.

>Only ones who sell a certain brand of beer
>Only ones who sell a certain brand
>Only ones who sell
>Only ones

You are missing the point entirely. The popularity of the games and the intelligence of the players has zero factor in these discussions.

Ask yourself why did nobody flip their shit when GOG started releasing DRM free modern games and new releases along with their own client? Discord has pledged an even larger share of sales to developers from games sold through their platform, why is nobody talking about that?

I'll make it easy for you, it's because this site is full of room temp IQ morons who have been memed into unironically shilling for a corporate overlord who cares more about your money than your happiness as a consumer. Steams catalog used to be curated, now it's full of literal shovelware, abandonware, in some cases literal malware. They've even started going for the incel virgin dollars with all the porn bullshit on there. Anyone who jokes about Tencents share in Epic should look at all the mobile ports on Steam all with fully functioning cash shop which most of the time require you to use your Steam wallet btw. Lootboxes which are a valve invention btw, are starting to be seen as actual gambling.

Valve is just as predatory as Epic, if not more so. A game you want to play being EGS exclusive shouldnt stop you from buying it, and projecting your weird Stockholm syndrome relationship with whatever corporate overlord is currently butt fucking you just makes you look like a room temp IQ moron. And that's the bottom line.

>MORE BAD
>LESS GOOD
>FORCED BRIBED EXCLUSIVES AMAZING

what?
Also I don't see why people shit on fortnite. STW (which no one plays) is garbage lootbox nonsense, but battle royale has literally no lootboxes. You pick what you want, and you buy it, straight up. It's undeniably THE best form of microtransactions if a game's going to have them. Just pure fucking cosmetics with 0 bearing on the game in any way whatsoever.

at the end companies will release the steam cut was always worth it

When you're a blob you don't need any form of wheeled locomotion, you ARE the locomotion. You can just blob and roll yourself anywhere.

>forums
>chat
>profiles
>social features in general


>good


The fact that egs doesn't have any of that trash is probably the only redeeming quality about it.

Certain types of beer aren't individual industries.

I can't believe I have to explain this to you. For your sake I hope you're just a child and haven't taken any economics courses

based

>tl;dr epic games can buy exclusive rights and just steal every game leading to a monopoly on their shitty launcher

I cant believe this was an actual sentence that I read today.

First of all, its neither tenable, nor possible for Epic to buy exclusivity to every newly released game. It doesnt make business sense, and it doesnt make realistic sense there are new games being released every single day and most of them are not even worth paying for exclusivity. The idea behind exclusivity isnt to steal all of Valves market share, it's to get people to use the platform and spend more money.

Second of all, if it were possible? If it did happen? Then Valve would have to use some of its liquidity to entice developers onto their platform which means more money for devs which means better video games. Which is better for the consumer. Competition, the system works.

Inb4
>m-muh community page
>muh chat
>etc