Admit it, you motherfucker. You stuck it up your urethra.
Admit it, you motherfucker. You stuck it up your urethra
Aaron Nguyen
David Cruz
helo... whats a urethra : )
Cooper Perry
No I'm not a fucking idiot
Austin Flores
urethra is that lady who sang that song about respect
James Richardson
Not quite but these things were god tier for cleaning your ears
Jason Ortiz
i used a glowstick
Isaac James
Nah, but I like biting on the rubbery bit though
Hunter Young
David Moore
i lost at least 30 of these shit
Nicholas Murphy
That's Aretha Franklin, urethra is that one book where some kid befriends a girl in the woods because they like pretending a fallen tree is a bridge.
Cooper Gomez
i've stuck many a thing in my eye and i gotta say after a qtip, this motherfucker can get what it couldn't.
Isaiah Roberts
I genuinely would have but I didn't know how to properly sanitize it. Its not made out of stainless steel like most sounding rods are and therefore has a bunch of microscopic divots for bacteria to hide in.
Connor Scott
oof
Noah Morgan
How do you manage to put ANYTHING in your urethra? I tried to put a tiny thing and it hurt like hell
Jason Jones
I haven't
but maybe you can help me, user-kun?
Kevin Cook
Nathaniel Russell
Not after I read that story about a boy who did it with candlewax and lost it inside.
Jose Wood
Luis Gomez
mein neger
Carson Watson
nah but i shoved it into my nose a bunch
Aiden Butler
Lot of faggot ERP anime threads on Yea Forums today, well, compared to other days. Feels like we're being raided, or it's just a few gay weebs spam posting threads.
Anthony Ramirez
Henry Cox
My sibling of African descent
Camden Fisher
Is that the one where the guy pleasures himself by rubbing his asshole on the intake vent in his family's pool and ends up getting his intestines vacuumed out of his body?
Austin Kelly
You're thinking of Bridge to Terabithia, urethra is a Sacred Beast that gets attack points from continuous trap cards
Cameron Hernandez
What the fuck. Source?
Asher Sanders
Elijah Hernandez
>Using that fucking thing to """clean""" your ears
>Not just using it a a toothpick
Jaxon Ward
No, no, you're conflating the name with Uria, Lord of Searing Flames. The urethra is that giant ancient dragon persistent boss fight from Dragon's Dogma.
Jordan Thomas
Not that exact story but
foxnews.com
Andrew Rodriguez
>Wanting to stab your eardrum with the pointy end
I hope you enjoy being deaf
Samuel Adams
Not my urethra but I did stick it in my ass.
Daniel Reed
>the writer of Fight Club
ah it makes sense now
Juan Bennett
Been wanting to read this again for a while user, thanks a lot. Never knew Palahniuk was behind it.
Hudson Lopez
Being a dude with long hair, those pool drains are the spookiest shit.
Julian Reed
I couldnt find mine when I was going to so I used a qtip with one of the tips cut off
John Cooper
pls go back
Elijah Walker
You must be super horny and hard, and do it very slowly
Jose Williams
You got me.
Aiden Taylor
It must look like your tongue is in jail with how wide apart your teeth need to be to do that.
Bentley Hill
I did, and with the fat side first, too.
Zachary Gray
what?
Sebastian Clark
>"The world's less better off without Abigail Taylor,"
>less better off without
Damn son, there has to be a less bad way to phrase that.
Jace Gomez
No. But I'll freely admit to sticking these in my ear countless times to scratch itches.
Lincoln Stewart
>buy pack of 3 for 7 FUCKING EUROS
>dad grabs one for his GPS
>ends up losing them all
Isaac Bell
The world was better off with
Asher Brown
The word is a worse place without Abigal Taylor
Jack Cruz
I didn't, but that's sounding like a pretty good idea right now
Andrew Cruz
Alexander Gutierrez
I did both of these things
Jackson Peterson
>sounding
Mason Lopez
FIFTY FUCKING TIMES
William Cox
Why would anyone try to stick anything up their urethra? Autism man. Shits wild.
Jaxson Kelly
I lost 1.
you have to be retarded to lose more than 3.
Evan Howard
this uwu I prefer sticking them up my ass
Logan Brown
YOU BITCH
Owen Martin
>Penis is supposed to be put in stuff
>Somehow get this backward and put stuff in penis
>American sex ed is probably to blame
Is this why there are so many trannies?
Mason Hall
>this op
>these responses
Is this why Nintendo had to coat the Switch cartridges?
Liam Wilson
Fuck I thought I was the only one
Carter Ross
No. I stuck this in my urethra.
Thomas Peterson
why make the carts taste bad? i don't have a tongue in my arsehole.
Levi Stewart
Humans actually have taste buds in the ass.
Charles Reyes
No, but I would chew on that stub thing on the back end to the point where it wouldnt even stay in it's holder. It would just fall right out if I turned the console upside down. I've gone through a bunch of these things.
Isaiah Cook
yeah when your mum sticks her tongue up my arse lmao