I miss him

You think this pip-squeak deserves a spot? I the glorious Springtrap shall say no to that!

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Minecraft fans may have only showed up just around smash 4, but they were really excited for the possibility of Steve, like you were for your whobags. Do you know how many kids’ hearts were shattered because Minecraft wasn’t coming after all? A lot, and you’re all being greedy jerks, rubbing salt in the wound. Just know that someone’s little brother went to cry himself to sleep that E3 night knowing his dreams of playing as Steve in the biggest gaming crossover ever was all for nothing.

Good

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>spend months throwing tantrums about modern video games getting in over a Mario 64 ripoff
>now you all act cocky and bully people

I want them to reveal the last of the slots so you smash fuckers will fucking die and go back into obscurity with your party game

woosh

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Steve won't ever be in and there's NOTHING you can do about it

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I wonder how you can post images like this and still think to yourself that you're not the autistic one

This is some of the most retarded shit I’ve ever read. No kid probably cried over that. Smash and Nintendo have always been boomercore. I imagine most kids probably thought a cartoon bear looks kinda neat. The only people crying are the grown men still obsessed with smash rules

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Just wait until "Wave 2" is announced, we'll be flooded with "___________ is back on the menu, Boys!" threads.

Steve isn't in smash

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>I wonder how you can post images like this and still think to yourself that you're not the autistic one

>Steve fags are so sure that their blockman would get in that they made a fucking model from scratch and posted a bunch of OC everywhere.
I'm pretty sure you are the autistic ones here for doing something like that

I don't. You stevefags advocated for the shittiest character picks imaginable and made every Smash thread unbearable to use for the past few months because you genuinely started to delude yourselves into thinking the character that had objectively the most fan demand poll-wise was going to lose.

You became a worse amalgamation of how Incineroarfags were during the Grinch leak which is quite the achievement. But hey, it still feels great to win at the end of the day. Guh huh, motherfucker.

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This like soooo much. Why can’t we discuss our movies, where I press square to continue watching Nolan North make eggs?

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>ITT legit zoomers pretending they didn't care about steve at all and they only wanted to shitpost
why haven't you killed yourselves yet?

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youtu.be/AaDzHKxT1bY

>Steve of Minecraft fame was found dead this morning in a public bathroom. Authorities say he was covered in bruises and an autopsy report said he had internal hemorrhaging, broken bones and had heroine in his system.

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Did they do it?

Gonna need a sauce on that Daisy profile pic.

You have no chance against me

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I doubt there were any genuine stevefags, at least on this board. I miss the jokes around him on the same level as goku smash threads. I don't understand how anyone came to the conclusion that there was genuine hope for steve. It was mostly shitposting and actually made fun of it. The 3d model questions how he would even be implemented. Now some easily riled up autistic people are going "wow what a bunch of idiot stevefags" and "Never ever" as tho anyone believed it to begin with.

that's really funny thanks user

he*

>Banjo owned by Microsoft, gets in
>Steve owned by Microsoft
it's gonna happen...

"They" is ambiguous, fuckface. Now did they kill themselves or not?

die degenerate smashfag

Banjo tooie will always be better than babies first Mario game.

Smash fans are mentally ill...

this board has reached levels of retardation i cant tell whats shitpost, falseflag or legit posts anymore

>Banjo has a history with Nintendo
>gets in
>Steve gets his game on switch
>...
Besides, who said 2 reps from the same company would happen? Certainly did not happen with the first two characters on the fighters pass.

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Well yeah, two installments from now, like with Solid Snake, and Simon Belmont.

It's just for funsies user, c'mon.

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>I doubt there were any genuine stevefags
youtu.be/ub46uT3VN1c
kek

Not even the Sonic or Pokemon fanbase is this bad
What the fuck is wrong with Smashlets?

I miss him to.
So much hilarious oc. Its funny how much banjos relevancy has faded when Steve posting stopped

>Actual screaming and desk smashing
Holy fuck I didn't know they really existed

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>I don't understand how anyone came to the conclusion that there was genuine hope for steve
the entire generation of kids where minecraft was the most popular game by a significant margin?

Fuck kids and breeders lol fuck em having kids is fucking stupid

Same

It was fun to see people getting upset by him

they*
Either be respectful or leave bigot.

this is zoomer entertainment
watching someone overreacting to shit
literally no one really reacts like that

t. Shlomo

no
he's still shitposting
twitter.com/DaisyParodySSBU

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Spotted a stevefag

sail

user read the username of the daisy account. It says parody.

He was fine when he was general shitpost material. He dug his own grave when he started specifically talking shit about banjofags. Now he's old and busted.

I’m Irish but ok lol

you really though it was all shitpost and false flagging?
you really think the massive wave of zoomers coming here in recent years wont dream with their icon being in the most ambitious vidya crossover?
they're here, they legit wanted steve in smash and most of the steve shitposting came from them, they literally have a discord server where they plan this shit and have rules to ban users with banjo icons or nicknames
just look at this guy right here still pretending it's all shitpost

>#ripetika

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He’s playing it up for laughs do you guys have straight autism

fuck off with your furshit nigger

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>he's playing it up for laughs
>a dozen voices including a literal ten year old

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Nobody cares about “Minecraft steve”, he became a shitpost because he fits everything that would make a character work in Smash but made rosterfags irrationally angry so people ran with the joke.

>Furshit
>Is a Robot Zombie hybrid

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>parady account getting this deep into gender politics
>it's all fun shitposting bros c'mon! steve was a nice OC for shitposting!
i glanced a bit over his timeline and the whole thing is literally steve posting, shitting on banjo and pride month shit, faggots are this mentally ill user

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>I'm totally not a Stevefag guys I swear

Someone post it. You know what I mean

Damn, the chick on the right is pretty hot. Rare to see a hot lesbo.

It's a corpse wearing a robo fursuit.
That's as furry as you can get.

he deleted that specific tweet btw
twitter.com/DaisyParodySSBU/status/1136030540472168448

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Mental illness is running amok unchecked in this country. Reagan should never have emptied the asylums.

>Depressed because their virtual blockman didnt get in
and stevefags call us autistic

they'll deflect by saying the smashfags are cancer or that steve shitposting was never real and not a single soul actually wanted him
i'm really glad not only steve didn't make it into the game but banjo actually did, an inclusion that defied all expectations, imagine nintendo luring in all those minecraft zoomers into smash, the community would go to shit immediately... not like the community is great right now but you know things can ALWAYS get worse

post that shit-dick webm, you know the one

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It really fucking baffles me how well animated that video is
good job to whoever wasted their time on this, I hope they do more

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>honeycomb computer screen
Noice

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I kind of regret being away on holiday when the announcement dropped. I wish I could have watched the shitstorm that much have happened here unfolding.

>wanted steve
>only posted normal minecraft steve not the retarded 3d meme steve
>actual fucking autists forced the grotesque steve meme and bullied genofags/banjofags nonstop
>i have to be lumped in with these retards
>can't even mention steve in a smash thread anymore because of them

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Did they find the culprits?

youtube.com/watch?v=fmHDfsJHqXQ

i know how it feels, stevebro

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>the end of evangelion but it's with smash rejects
>rei is replaced with shitpost steve

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If Geno gets in would that make you guys flip?

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The same thing happened to Ashley minus the 3D model. Smashfags need an antagonist or else these thread don't last.

not in the slightest
i'd like to see geno in smash one day

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Awesome. Geno has been my bet since Ultimate was announced.

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Steve fan here
Grotesque steve is shit and so i hating other characters
Both banjo and steve should be in imo

I personally know most these parody accounts and most use the characters to voice opinions
daisy wants steve in smash unironically
Honestly i wanted banjo and steve so meh

Steve is mojang banjo is rare
Banjo is raring to go not microsofting to go

Most real steve fans fucking despised grotesque steve

files.catbox.moe/1nymwl.mp4

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Most animatronics like freddy are ultimate fetish amalgamations
FURRY PEDOPHILLIA ROBOPHILLIA NECROPHILIA

>Besides, who said 2 reps from the same company would happen?
And who said they wouldn't?

>wanted banjo and steve so i was called a traitor

If MS is getting another character, we know who it's gonna be.

Still better than shantaefag

>Do you know how many kids’ hearts were shattered because Minecraft wasn’t coming after all?

Not very many. Mostly Man Babies wanted Steve in, and not that many.

But keep with your tears Steve fag.

> cry himself to sleep

Good. Good. Did you keep his tears to drink?>

>>now you all act cocky and bully people

Huh. Sounds like Steve fags for months before B&K's reveal.