ITT: god-tier gamer fuel

>There's a cola flavor in the OP
I thought the point of Jarritos was NOT having a cola flavor

The very stuff of life, the best.

user with great taste.

>"Hello, I'm fat and a manchild"

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I blame Pepsico

Im dieting, whats a good soda?

looks like the cod zombies perks

>A crummy flavored drink!?

Sparkling water

Shameful

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Diet Mug root beer

water, fatty

Mandarin > everything else

Only if you have shit taste.
Water tastes divine if you have functional tastebuds not ruined from being fat and eating fastfood and sugary swill.

But only the orange ones are any good.

Drink water you idiot.

Horsecum

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Just looking at these on the menu makes me feel guilty.

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based tamarind bros

you americans are disgusting.

You are just upset you can't afford anything but water and a handful of flour you europoor.

Water. When you're craving soda you're just thirsty so chugging some water should dramatically reduce the craving. Else you're hungry for those empty calories which you can only solve by going on a better diet.

>the water fags are awake

Time to leave to go get some burgers and sodas.

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A crummy glass?
You should be fetching pails of water instead.

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Nigger what kinda fucking diet are you doing where you seriously fucking think sugar/caramel/aspartane water is aceptable? Fucking what, cut that shit out, drink your h2o and man the fuck up if you wanna be healthy.

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>practically 1 liter of milkshake
what kind of inhuman monster do you have to be to down all that

The type that's going to a scat party later.

>see coworker exclusively drinks this daily
I can never understand why they drink an energy drink every single fucking day.

someone say scat party?

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Water is the ultimate gamer fuel user. Headache? Hungry? Tired? Drink a big glass of cold water.

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For me? It's Bang's rootbeer.

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>chewing gum
>drink tall cold glass of water
>mouth is now in pain and i have brain freeze
Thanks you fucking giant dickhead

As someone who used to drink them daily, you build up a tolerance to them and soon you cant operate without having your daily sips

I said drink it not chug it you aspie

Yes you can you're just a faggot. Dorks that chug energy drinks are the equivalent of cunts that walk around with "dont talk to me til i had my coffee" shirts.

>nurse tall, cool glass of water
>it becomes a warm cup of yuk

It's a drug user, same with heroin, pot, ect, you need an ever increasing dose to get the same high.

gamer girl pee

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Tap water, mineral water, sugarless tea... be fucking creative.

Because it makes you feel good, you fucking idiot. Its ingredients literally interact with you brain.

DO NOT EVER TOUCH ENERGY DRINKS. I LEGIT FELL FOR THE MEME WHEN I WAS DEPRESSED AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE IM ON METH I LEGIT SHIT MY PANTS.

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devilish jewish tricks

imagine being a chief and making foods like this in China.

>Canteen at work starts selling energy drinks
>Have a redbull every morning because the coffee they serve tastes of shit
>friend says "why the fuck do you drink a redbull every morning? isn't that unhealthy as fuck?"
>"Oh yea, wasn't even thinking"
>stop drinking redbull

how can you be such a weak willed faggot?

The fuck is wrong with you? Can't handle a little caffeine? Coffee can be far stronger.

>no beer foam
What shitty bear is this?

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what did he mean by this

american bear

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Energy drinks are more stronger, usually. High amounts of cafeine, sugar, and whatever the fuck substances like taurine and bcaa that provide a sense of energy - briefly.
You'd have to make your own retarded coffee to get it to be so strong that you're tripping out, or drink lots of it. Can't recommend it though, did it a couple of times during some stressful studying period and it's not a fun sensation.

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Yep. Heineken does it for me.

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Drink sugary drinks in moderation, and make it a worthy reward.

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Coffee has between 50-200mg Caffiene/12oz. Energy drinks typically have 180mg/16oz (and also they're willing to tell you right on the can). That's why 5-hour energy can say they have as much caffeine as a cup of coffee while having 200mg of caffeine. Things like taurine and such are either put in at either too negligible dosages to have an effect or have no proven effect and are just placebos for marketing. The worst thing in energy drinks is the sugar.

Unless you're intentionally getting weak coffee or watering it down, a cup of coffee (typically) is equivalent to 1 energy drink as far as caffeine goes. And that's where the strength comes from, caffeine or guarana (caffeine).

You can get sugarfree energy drinks.

I sure hope that's horsemilk

Replace the soda with caffeine. It's a terrible idea but at least you won't be as fat?

imagine being at computers

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>nutella
absolutely based

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>not drinking milk
have fun with your calcium deficiency

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Try German bear. It's far better than American.

if you ONLY drink water for about 1-2 weeks, its all you'll want
I did that for when I was an athlete awhile ago, even now soda is way to sweet and I can only sip at it. Whereas water is godlike when im thirsty

try literally any other beer than american

>drinking milk

enjoy your gyno and male pattern baldness

That's onions milk.

unsweetened peppermint or lemon balm tea is pretty good.

You sound a little like a gluten-free proselytizer. Sugar-free soda is an unecessary but harmless indulgence.

bros.. i can't get the top off

>Bangs
holy shit, I laughed so hard I woke up my roomate.

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if you get it from drinking something then it's not patterned you idiot

A man of taste is in this thread I see. I like the Cherry better though now.

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