CTR Crash

>I want to play Pura since it's been a while but I can't stop playing as Biker Crash

This skin is too damn good, if I liked speed characters I'd be rocking Tiny in the biker outfit too.

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WHOA
youtu.be/r_TTrB0c3tc

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>the Wumpa juice isn't purple
it looked so cool tho...

1 version of this fag is too many, fuckers ai is always the one passing me last minute.

Accel is faster than balanced again for some reason but for “getting good” you’ll get destroyed by items at random times anyways so it’s best to just play with someone you’re comfortable with.

>one wheel has more polygons than her head
Yes, user, it's a mock-up.

You get good by beating N tropy's time trials, class doesnt really matter outside of preference if you can maintain sacred fire and not lose control.

I love Pura's cat noises but I hate the handling characters and only pick them when I'm playing with friends who aren't good with the boost system yet.

That's just his power rising, the cream of the crop.

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Guys, how good do you think a pawjob feels?

How the fuck someone already got 60k points? Some kind of a boosting method?

What the fuck I'm well above the top 5%

WHERE'S MY CHAMP CART BEENOX?

Speed > class > balanced > handling

disappointing

Nina will probably be acceleration like Coco or handling for the pun. She'll probably be my new main; I'm very glad she's back, and I'm looking forward to a more refined version of her Twinsanity/Tag Team Racing incarnation.

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I like them for the challenge it brings to play turning against speed players, makes it intense and fun, especially if USF isn't present.

hold that position until the GP ends

In the cart select unlock though it simply says reach top 5%, and I've seen people already racing with the champ cart.

In terms of difficulty: Turn>Speed>All-round>Accel.
Speed characters force you to get good at techniques you can use with every class(U-turn and mid air braking) but the most important part to getting good is track knowledge

Is that the grey area with the pillars and plant?

also what glitches?

reminder that beenox employee is based as fuck

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Hes talking about the big curve before you ride downhill to the finish line.

what is the length and girth of all of the bandicuties

no you have not seen people racing with the champ kart, it even says that you need to be in top 5% after the grand prix ends to get the rewards

I think they removed the glitches.
The area i just before it as you come from the underpass. The uphill acts as a ramp, and you can launch off it to bypass the corner. Tropy does it, so you can see what I mean if you look at his time trial.

explain

I was so burned out yesterday and I figured I could get on today and grind coins for the Isabella pack but no IT'S FUCKING EMPTY.
I've already bought the other 3 packs what the shit.

Ami is the longest and thickest

you will never hold ami's fat cock in one hand and megumi's cute feminine penis in another. ami will also never look down and smirk at the difference in their sizes, causing megumi to blush and look away.

Megumi is the smallest and permanently soft

Gonna need an explanation, dude.

Megumi should be put in chasity.

cow does one handle that spiral turn in the mines?

The pack was on discount, it was for less than it actually showed in the PitStop, it was for less that 4K coins

you don't. you just brake and hop around it

only if you already had part of it,i think

That was only if you already bought Isabella separately.

When can we expect the motorcycle from Crash WARPED?

Air brake as you go or with a perfect drift boost hop on the track shortcut and leave to the left asap.

August Champion Kart

Never because it's too thin to line up with the kart hitbox.

Better question is when are we getting emperor velo and the hoverbike (which actually does line up with the kart hitboxes)

You're right, my mistake

>Evil Crash wants to fuck his sister

Alright bros I’m gonna start doing the time trial ghosts. Wish me luck

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Not the point she was driving at.

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It says conflicting things for the cart, the grand prix section says you have to finish, the cart selection screen says reach. And yes I've seen it. If you haven't then you're just a baddie who needs to git gud.

*one arm

>falseflagging this hard

If people had the kart you bet your ass anons would be on here flaunting it in different colors Because that is exactly what I'd do team crash paint boys where we at? .

They are super easy the only ones I had trouble with were sewer speedway and dragon mines, and the mines were easy once I mastered "that part". godspeed user

He's a fucking retard that doesn't realize you can hover over shit and it'll look like someone has the kart.

Not only that but AI can randomly be given the cart

They could always add a sidecar to make the bike wider

This is my autism talking, but it's not wise to drive a sidecar without a passenger acting as a counterbalance - the bike can tip quite easily if you're not careful.

>side-car features the mask for whatever team that kart racer is part of
>Spyro has sparx in the side-car

BEENOX IF YOU'RE HERE RUN THIS TO THE IDEA GUYS.

Don't open this.

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I should have listened

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That would look like shit. Just wait for the hoverbike

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Why did I open it

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Underrated video.

The hoverbike looks strangely way more low poly than the characters that ride them do

They only have to make the pipes spread wider, have wide tires, and make the front a little wider desu.

The flag packs are very underwhelming today.

Do like the SA colour scheme.

>And yes I've seen it. If you haven't then you're just a baddie who needs to git gud.
>if you haven't seen other people using something you don't have, you're bad
based retard

I was thinking it would be hard to drift if the left side had 2 wheels and the right side only had one when I posted it but who cares? It's a wacky kart racer.

Just unlocked this dude since the trial glitch got fixed, what's some /fa/ kart choices for him?

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I'm personally a fan of his default color scheme and skin

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no kart is worthy of him without platinum paint

Digital with platinum paint, people online love it

Red tropy usees the exact same texture as the electron paints, so he pairs with red electron perfectly.

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Was it just hype? I faced a platinum N tropy in white and he ended up in 4th.

>And yes I've seen it.
You're being THAT kid on the playground right now.

Champ kart with the decal, i mean you will get it right user?
Plat plant job
if not hovercraft with plat paint
always digital tropy

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There already have been, try browsing these threads normally instead of being a tourist.

Yeah, you literally need to just git gud

Unlocking digital plat tropy requires you to be a skilled player, they're still capable of losing especially to ctr autists.

>he thinks relics and time trials have anything to do with racing where items like clock and warps exist

okay I'm good now, when do I start seeing people using the championship kart

In august

You need to have high enough ranking to be paired with those sorts of players.

exactly

His default kart color is one of the shades of blue, which you unlock when you unlock the character.

sure faggot, and I bet your dad works for playstation and he has a playstation 6 but you can't show it to anyone

I know

Sure they have user, here have this last (you), on the house.

My ranking is top 0.02% faggot

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Is the Weekend boost an event thing? or are they planning on doing this every weekend?

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>He isn't good enough to be in the secret ranked tier

You're missing out kid. Actually not, it's all autists who are nasty tryhards.

Well that would explain it, only the top 0.01% get shunted into the tier.

Every weekend

Evil coco and crash skins have been datamined apparently.

October?

Business idea: N Brio Frankenstein skin

based beenox

They're boring, if they cant handle the sight of it then they should get good themselves

How about Brio in a business suit

> Gnasty Gnorc is in but not Elora

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Nice, I love when devs include deep cut references like that

>Elora and Bianca got ORKED

Nice

I like the gif where he fucks Coco!

Elora is fucking boring.

The datamine isnt final, dumb dumb.

Frank N. Brio

at least we have mr.moneybags

>Frank N. Brio
>brio in a corset, stockings and pearls singing about how he can make you a man

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They probably wouldn't fix her face anyway

>he isnt even trying anymore
first post was funny, i habe to admit, but now its just boring to read your shit

NOT FOR LEWD

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I need her, bros.

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>I s-s-see you shiver in antici

Bianca and her wife Elora opted out of racing to enjoy their honeymoon.

ask their feedback page they opened for this game

>he isnt even ranked

seething

Somebody please keep note of this for when/if Beenoxbro comes back
>But yeah, put this on their feedback page

how the fuck do i do Ultra Sacred Fire/Blue Fire without fucking myself over?

Hopefully shes the class that releases soon.
I've never seen Nina until these threads, I'm a crash newfag. What's the pun..?

Also post more Nina

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Got a link to it?

guy on the right looks pretty cute

everyone is ranked who have played an online game
okay user, provide a screenshot for us shitters of you being a top dog, and i will paypal you 50 buckeroos

She has metal hands, I presume that's what he's driving at

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You don't get it? HANDling.

>in 1st place on final lap
>sudden blue orb alert
>another blue orb alert
>another blue orb alert
>two missile alerts

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Specifically, "Dark Coco" and "Monster Fake Crash." They could end up being something different so don't get your hopes up too high though.

Thoughts?

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>just beat N. Tropy's time trials
I am getting stronger.

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>eyebrows
Yuck.

>tfw stuck on Polar Pass

It's probably not official, but if it is, I can't wait to play as it in the next platformer.

I didn't even know they were doing that, thanks user, I just sent it in.

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Add the black lipstick and remove the eyebrows.

Sorry i'm late to reply but here.
support.activision.com/articles/en_US/FAQ/Crash-Team-Racing-Nitro-Fueled-Feedback-and-Bug-Reporting/

I also suggest requesting Nina join as an accel or speed so she's not a turn and is on-par with Coco

What's the point of having three different stats with seven different levels when you're only going to have four different sets of stats out of 343 possibilities?

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Maintain USF until the frozen polar bear and you should consistently stay ahead if you're perfect drift boosting.

did you make this? nice job man.

You should release it so we can have SFM porn

I screw up at the shortcut, those seals, man...

How do you do the grass skip in Tiger Temple I'm losing my mind over this.

Never been a huge Crash fan but I played Twinsanity when I was younger. Didn't buy this game yet but I just checked the roster. I'm no expert on Crash before but did they really add in all these copy+pasta trophy girls from the first game redesigned and made playable only to appeal feminists and horny furries before they added in Nina? The fuck?

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Where's Brio?

Shut up Coco you fucking nerd

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>only to appeal to feminists

It was done to spit in the face of feminists.

Literally nobody who likes the original crash games cares or has ever cared even slightly about nina.

Nina is less important/relevant than the trophy girls when it comes to CTR.

stay mad faggot

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Ami is the mean one, not Tawna

>wanting polarizing characters in the lobby

No thanks, it's better this way.

Nina is fucking shit user. Why people jack off over that ugly ass character is beyond me. Just be happy you're getting her at all.

And yet the trophy girls weren't important enough to appear in the role that they are named for

die faggot

Ooh nice one.
>driving at
I see you.

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But they literally were important enough to be playable.

I'd rather they added the trophy girls first because coco was the only girl on the roster. It was a bit of a sausage fest.

Butt blasted pedophilic nina fan mad that a ND game is using ND characters instead of one thats never been in a good game

Anyone see that leaked character list?

Think that's all the characters we'll get?

I'm sad there's no Moneybags on it.

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Tawna makes an exception for Coco

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Being a driver is more important than presenting a trophy. They weren't even good at it, they just dicked around with umbrellas and got too close to the camera.

Stay mad, faggot

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Also, no Brio seems fucked.

>Made several bland trophy girls made only for sex appeal from the original game into easily made and cloned playable characters, then got rid of their boob physics

They were made for horny furries just as much as they were made for feminists or the occasional, single girl that plays the game and wants more than one marketable female option, like Daisy and Rosalina are to Peach.

People can like characters even when they're not furbait, user.

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>Reddit

What does she mean by this?

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N. BRIOOOOOOOOOO

i want to make Megumi wear a cock cage!

>class
What have they done with CTR? Give me the basic gestalt.

>no Brio
>no Koala Kong

>They were made for heterosexual males just as much as they were made for feminists or the occasional, single girl that plays the game and wants more than one marketable female option, like Daisy and Rosalina are to Peach.

My switch game keeps saying it can't find anyone online. Is this an issue going on for everyone.

>sorceress

The only bad choice of the five, I'd rather have Sheila or the Yeti if they needed a big character.

Is this where I submit that faggots keep picking shit maps?

My mistake for entering a Crash thread and expecting its anons to consider being a furry as anything other than the norm.

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that goes in bug reports

Most heterosexuals males aren't into ugly dykes

You are forgiven then. Bandicoot women being hot as shit doesn't make human women any less enjoyable in my experience, and does not make me a furry.

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>or the occasional, single girl that plays the game and wants more than one marketable female option
should of had Nina there

I'm not a furry, but you can't deny that they made some of the characters notably attractive.

Brio's in the datamine though

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my female gf plays Oxide

sounds like a keeper

>Brio
>Kong
Welp, I'm happy now. All the ND cast is in the game. I don't really care about the rest

This list is missing names. Current betaM leak is

GP pack 1:
Baby T
Baby coco
Baby crash
Baby cortex
Baby n. Tropy

GP pack 2:
Spyro
Hunter
Ripto
Gnasty gnorc
Sorceress

GP pack 3:
Nina
N. Brio
Komodo moe
Koala kong
Rilla roo

GP pack 4:
Pasadena
Von clutch
Willie wumpa
Chick
Stew

Bonus content:
King Chicken (adventure mode)
Emperor Velo (???)

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Probably Turn because life is cruel like that

M O N E Y B A G S

>has to point out that his gf is female
user, stop lying

*Bandicoot Noises*

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>female gf
Is this opposed to your male gf?

They've traded a sausagefest in for a clamfest, then. The more I poke around into the community of this game the more it looks like more people are playing the copy+past furbait waifus rather than anyone else, but they seem to be very new so maybe they won't last too long anyway.

I love Nina, but she's not exactly "marketable" design-wise as much as Coco is. To make another obnoxious comparison to Mario, she'd probably be closer to Birdo than Rosalina in the eyes of little kids.

I don't know how to tell you that you're furries for liking Bandicoots with tits.

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spoken like a pokemon fag

Mine plays Norm and Megumi

>you're furries for liking Bandicoots with tits
NOOOOO!! No, no, NO!

>Been playing so much my hands hurting real bad
>Still want to play more but the pain is getting worse

AAAAAAAAA

Jesus christ could you possibly be a more obnoxious faggot

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I’m certain there’ll be at least one more Spyro character considering the GP is called ‘Spyro and Friends’ and there’s only one friend in it currently. If they pick Bianca or one of the other Spyro 3 allies then there’ll be two reps per game.

They're not bandicoots, they're women with snouts and tails

Tawna is for Pinstripe

is it too late to get the new characters and things?
I want to buy this game but the whole timed thing is kind of putting me off. I hate games with missable things that only show up for a limited time

>you're furries for liking Bandicoots with tits.

"Why yes i am Cortex, Why do you think I was working on the evolution ray with you?"

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>spyro and friends
>1 friend
>3 enemies
huh

The reason everyone’s playing the bandicooch Squad is because they’re new and they give bonus points towards earning the event items if you play as them. As soon as the event is over the amount of people playing them will drop off drastically, and the remnants will be the true waifufag crowd.

Thanks. I told them to give more love to our boy Brendan O'Brien (Original voice of Crash/N.Gin/N.Brio/Tiny). I hope some of you other guys could maybe get in on this, the guy deserves more love.
youtube.com/watch?v=3toUbMSuJVI

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>five babies
i will never be free from them

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I think at the very least they could give 2 varients to the specific stat classes. Since each one, Speed, Accel, Handling, they all have exactly the same secondary stats.

So instead of say, all Speed charas having all 7/4/2 (or whatever the stats are), split it down the middle with half having 7/4/2 and the other half having 7/2/4. For people who like speed, but some like accel more or some like handling more.

What does the bandicoot say?

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Nina wasn't part of CTR, the trophy girls were. I for one am very happy we got 5 hot girls instead of one ugly kid.

>Why yes, I do main Pura, how could you tell?

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i said female because you can't say gf without tranner memes

Everything is good except the face. The "3" mouth is not accurate. Whoever did the rendering must have thought she had that kind of mouth because of the way the lipstick was applied. It was originally just a straight upper lip with the lipstick defining her philtrum. She has a regular (slightly monkey-faced) upper lip.

Also, the eyebrows are unnecessary. I know that it is always taught to artists to give animated characters eyebrows for expressiveness. However, the original designers knew that Nina's prominent brow and heavy mascara already did that job, so adding eyebrows muddies the design.

Here's an attempted fix.

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The events lasts until the 28th I think, so plenty of time. And even if you miss stuff it’s added permanently a couple months later, so even if you hold off on buying it everything will be available normally after a while.

we are only 1/5 into this grand prix
get the game, even if you miss something, it will be available later at some point

>she'd probably be closer to Birdo
Take that back, Petey Pirhana is a more fair comparison as he doesn't have too much looks but speaks with great body language.

Petey piranha is 10x more garbage than birdo, seems your taste is just unanimously shit

explain

Brio is an honest man. You can tell he knew what he was getting out of the invention since day one.

>They've traded a sausagefest in for a clamfest, then
"Oh no, my game with 29 guys and 1 girl just got 5 more girls! WAIFUFAGS RUIN EVERYTHING"

If you miss the event they get added permanently after a couple of months anyway.

What's the fastest way of farming coins?

I like reading these posts in his voice.

Wasn't her nose puggier?

She's literally Wendy in the role of Jr.

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Her prominent brow and mascara might not be enough though when seeing her at a distance, which like 99% of this racing game is, seeing characters at a distance so eyebrows maybe are necessary to notice her expressions.

Came here to say this Just because the original CNK concept art of Nina had huge eyebrows that doesn't mean it worked. Her fully realized Twinsanity design is just fine. Her prominent mascara makes large eyebrows redundant.

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GOTH COOCHIE

She and characters like N Trance don't need eyebrows because their eyes, brows, and heads are already big enough for their expressions to shine through.

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>bought all the bandicoochie and Le Chaux
>don’t care so much about the rest of the new items
>on 10k womb coins already
I’m gonna fucking swallow the next Grand Prix whole.

I probably should have mentioned N. Brio in my first post. I like Nina but I understand her not being very high on their list, but I honestly don't understand why he wasn't in sooner.

Make her nose a bit bigger and a bit further south. I know I said that I like that she's not as intentionally adorable as Coco, but it's hard to look at that face as is. Otherwise, excellent job.

What I meant is that most girls I knew never picked Birdo when more "marketable" characters like Peach, Daisy, or Rosalina existed. Nina, as superior as she is to Birdo, isn't as marketably cute as Coco, so she wouldn't be picked as much. said it well. Petey's an excellent guest character either way.

It wouldn't be a problem if they weren't so popular among waifufags, but if is true than they won't be around long enough to be too obnoxious.

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How can you not want biker Crash, biker Tiny, or this glorious motherfucker?

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>I’m gonna fucking swallow the next Grand Prix whole.
enjoy your babies

Ok you have a point there.

I wonder what one dinosaur baby, two human babies and two bandicoot babies taste like in a sandwich.

>gonna swallow those babies whole
user NO

I can't believe Dingodile is in fucking Splatoon

Too late, my jaw is unhinges and I’ve already got the grill going.

>Ripto
will he be /ourguy/?

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Just finished all Oxide trials, objective take coming through

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>Biker Crash
>No Bike-style Kart
Why though

Predict what Karts will come with GP 2
I reckon one will based on Flinstone cars

>Her prominent brow and mascara might not be enough though when seeing her at a distance

Twinsanity, CTTR, and the years of on-model fanart prove otherwise. The full black mascara and shadow beneath her brow are enough. Also you're only going to be seeing most of her directly in the menu or the podium.

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You’ll spend your wombs on the Trikee and you’ll fucking like it.

>get second place as tawna
>2 megumi and generic pura on the stand

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Don’t worry, Coco’s sleeping! She’ll never even realise I ate her!

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You forgot her cute little freckles.

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You don't even have to be a furry to not say that this is appealing to look at.

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WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

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Are they suppose to be bandicoots too? They look more like dogs or something. Tawnas nose is super long compared to them.

shits fucking awful I really hope they change this or add a no items mode option

they should also add tournaments like in mariokart or something where people can set up lobbies with specific rule sets and map pools, would be fun

also unrelatedly they should make it so the even track shows up often orrrr add a separate matchmaking mode that runs it exclusively and you just switch depending on what you wanna do

It's not a feminist or furry agenda, dude. It's just prioritizing the characters of the franchise in sequential order. I'm sure that Beenox knows that people are more familiar with Nina than any of the CNK bosses. But the Nitro Kart roster is a more applicable priority since it has Oxide, Crunch, and N. Trance, which are also characters general Crash fans are more familiar with.

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Honestly I think she looks good because her confident expression reminds me of how Crash used to look

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I'm not a furry, but she looks pretty cute here

Why did best girl get relegated to worst class
she should have been speed or balanced lads

Its odd because at times I feel like if you are in first place and get a lead then you can never lose it.

Cortex and his daughter look cute together

>but if # is true than they won't be around long enough to be too obnoxious.
Get ready now user, next month it will be babies

The hell are you talking about? Accel is one step below speed.

I love her confident expressions too user, both of them.

Best girl

Guess I'l get me a copy
I've heard load times are kind of bad. Is there a difference at the moment between physical or digital?

>I hate fun

>prioritize CNK because it follows the events of CTR
>make the all bosses playable even though they weren't in the original CNK
>still exclude Emperor motherfucking Velo

Blasphemy! Treason! Treachery!

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>trying to that kid in a world of streaming, replays and youtube videos
Come on dude

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On PS4 the load times are slightly faster for digital, but it's most noticable online. I assume it will be the same for switch.

Balanced is one step below speed lad

>rock bridge skip followed by two grass skips
This map is wr speedrunners nightmare, more like RNG Park.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE IS STRAPON/FUTANARI AMI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sometimes it just happens, like i've played 7 games today and won them all
Sometimes you and 1 other guy get super far ahead of everyone else and then 1 unlucky clock/warp orb could decide the game

guys.......

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[F]

Go sit on a dildo or go to >>/trash/

PS4 load times are perfectly fine in my experience, but I’ve heard some shit about Switch load times. I’ve got a physical copy too so I assume digital would be even better.

>lush grass everywhere
In the Switch version they disabled ALL grass for every single map, everything is just flat and shitty. To think they're planning on releasing Witcher 3 on this console.

I fucking hate this map and everyone who votes for it. It's so fucking boring and you barely get any goddamn coins for it.

It’s the only one they can actually finish on, and even then they get dangerously close to DNF.

What kind of track would you want to see out of the Spyro update

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a spyro track

>p-p-p-p-p-p

is it one of the even challenges?
I realised everyone is picking crash cove when it comes up because it's one of THOSE tracks but also because one of the challenges is to finish in every place while online so that requires everyone to play that damn track at least 8 times online

Artisan world level
Treetops track

for context its a bug involving hovering over stuff in the Customize menu. Can fuck up and you'll have it for that race.

ation

A collection of all the best levels connected via portals like Hyper Spaceway.

Megumi is literally the only good one.

tree tops would be great
or a track that goes through a couple of the series worlds by having the players drive through portals

CREATED AND DEVELOPED BY

>the right line is just a straight
Fuck me, I've been taking it to the left each time

>

I want treetops just for the rad music. I hope Copeland comes in to consult on the music.

I think there must be 2 more good spyro characters to balance out the villians

NIGGER DOG

That's wrong but you are entitled to the opinion

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Summer Forest

Wait I thought he wasn't in the datamine. If he's speed/Accel I think I may have found my new main.

The Spyro pack is so fucking weak.

Seconding this. It kills me that Ami is speed, because her personality is garbage.

Reminder that Tropyfags are Bald.

Tfw I still need Oxide Station and Dragon Mines

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>got the game on both PS4 and Switch
>tfw not going to be able to keep up with Grand Prix rewards on both platforms
Are they going to add this stuff to the Pit Stop later on?

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I didn't realize Crash was so animated on the title screen.

yes, aside from the cool car only jobless autists can get

Sitting on 18k coins after todays bonus with nothing in the shop I want to spend them on

>tfw Roo's Tubes is the best track
>tfw no one plays it or likes it

I love how much it hurts him to hold the pose with the trophy. I always watch him fail before I hit ready. it's like a ritual for me.

The datamine doesn’t have everything and isn’t final, a lot of characters in the list weren’t there until the most recent patch, and there’s two months until the Spyro one comes out. Besides, it’s called ‘Spyro and Friends’. There’s only one friend listed in the datamine. They wouldn’t pick a title that’s objectively untrue.

Did Patch 1.06 do anything else? Fix the rest of the corruption glitches? Can't believe they have to have the community tell them what's wrong with their own game. Initial goodwill seems to be out the door with this "eh, we'll patch it later" mentality.

Yes, it’ll take a couple months but it’s all added permanently to the Pit Stop eventually.

The shortcuts in this game are horrible shit, good luck trying to pull the fence skip three times in a row in Blizzard Bluff. Pls fix Beenox.

It's a bit plain, is all.

They're overrated

the cash reward is garbage and it has no fun shortcuts

It's good for one lap races to grind skins[/spoilers]

nice blog

You do realise problems will arise they didnt find right?
That was true with many games of the past as well

thanks

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Good to know, then I'll only have to bother with autistic coin farming if I want everything on both platforms.

They literally have patched just about everything we've told them about. The only reason the save corruption was sorted out was because they instantly received the wrong information; people were saying it only occurred from playing Time Trial and gathering too many ghosts, when the problem was persistent in both Online and Adventure mode as well.

I'm just thankful that that means to replicate them are widely known.

My first lobby with 7 trophy girls (me being the only exception). I'm afraid it may last until next grand prix.

*wasn't sorted out

What does exactly cause save corruption anyway?

Good fucking lord the fanblades in deep sea driving suck dick
Potentially one of the best tracks is one of the worst with them

You get extra points for using them, so yeah probably.

Flip megumi and Liz and you get common sense

Fucking based purabro and probably yiffer
>tfw beating coco tryhards with my beginner character

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I don't like what they did to Megumi in this game desu. She looks weird, and her voice and personality are just annoying.

The autosave is too persistent, and with the game being as prone to crashing as it is, this is a recipe for frequently corrupted saves. It says not to turn off the game while saving in just about any game ever.

The solution is to allow players to disable autosave.

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Sewer speedway shortcut is too buggy to be S tier. Switch it with Papu Pyramid and your list is pretty good

>DNFing whole lobbies of speed characters with a handling character
Is there any better feeling?

>Handsome, smart, and sophisticated
>Enjoys croquet, fine literature, and cooking
>Has an accent
>Owns a popular restaurant chain
>Takes women on nice dates and treats them to fancy dinners
>Renowned Firefighter, even featured on the cover of a yearly calendar
>Has 10/10 Legendary skins

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Found out my brother was a purafag when we played for 4th of July recently. He beat my ass in most races, I didn't realize handling could be so good.

Hope you enjoyed my blog

>Sewer speedway shortcut is too buggy
Objectively wrong
I can hit 100% of the time no matter what speed or what class
you just cant be angled at all

She is the only girl without resting bitch face and her personality reminds me of the overly enthusiastic asian lady down at the chinese food restaurant. I like her.

He’s clearly the husbando of someone at Beenox.

My brothers
>mfw I saw another Purabro dab on a Pentafag in Sewer Speedway by quite a distance

The daily dose one

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>his voice sounds like an old man gargling mouth wash

>She is the only girl without resting bitch face
That's called 'confidence' onions boy

THE TROPHY'S MINE

you need to do a lot of air brake turns

>you just cant be angled at all
that's fucking buggy

it's called being an ugly thot fuccboy

All praise the rising tiger, for we shall win under his presence...

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I hate they changed the word cup to trophy.

Uhh...

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>make the all bosses playable even though they weren't in the original CNK
They were intended to be but couldn't due to time constraints.
That's why they were all playable in the GBA version

Lol
Shitter detected
Once you actually know how to do the shortcut it is so easy and you easily win Sewer Speedway

He said trophy in the original though?

How can someone be a doctor WHEN THERE BALD!?

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Well Tropy already is lad
He is Dr Nefarious Tropy

N.Brio bartender skin

N. Ormous

I just went back and listened.
Fuck, you're right.

I always thought he said cup. What the fuck.

yes, sounds like bad fucking design if a jump is only possible from a very specific angle with no what so ever hints telling you it's supposed to be that way, you massive autist

Gnasty not getting in would have been a crime.

Did you roll in from another reality or something user?

Does Pura have a cute kemoshota cat dick?

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English isn't my first language, and when that game came out I was 8.

Maybe he just had Spanish voices on or something.

It just fucking sucks dick in this game, i could do the jump in the original in my sleep but have very high fail rate in NF

I know that in French he says "La coupe est à moi!" and "coupe" means "cup"

>he cant adjust or learn from Oxide ghost how to do shortcuts
Absolute shitter detected, Oxide shows you every lap in TT

So what's the character type? Speed?

He's from the Crush Bandicoot universe.

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Coot tightness tiers
Coco : budding flower tight
Ami : keagle queen vice grip
Tawna : average, mysteriously hot temp
Megumi : puffy velvety limp grip
Liz : average, sloppy and wet
Isabelle : average, tastes like wumpa

I have a 90% fail rate, or 100% since i learned it

>tfw I have to share Yea Forums with these absolute shitters that don't want the Gnorc

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Whichever works best for you

Pretty sure being evolvo'd gives the mutants more human characteristics, hence why the Nitro Squad have human-like breasts. Wouldn't surprise me if Pura had evolved human-like junk, with maybe some barbs.

Your minding your own business racing, when all of a sudden, THIS comes infront of you and starts throwing bombs behind you. What do?

I'm learning everything online, I'm not doing Time Trials until they fix the save data corruption bug for real

What would happen if you used the Evolvo Ray on a human?

Shit forgot image

HARD MODE: no shield

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Speed is the best, balanced is playable and others just suck dick

IIRC, didn't Cortex do that in one of the GBA games?

>he can't do one track in TT to learn how to 100% do a shortcut
>instead he complains that it is broken
Still a shitter i see

I can't beat the dragon mines oxide ghost

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Imagine the size

I use my first place mask obviously

This
Balanced is second best no matter what

Sauce on these pics? Where can I find more?

>Tawna : average, mysteriously hot temp
She's a thoroughbred alright

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don't be such a fucking autist, the game being absolutely fucking broken is a perfectly good reason not to sperg out on a level. Sewer Speedway and Blizzard Bluff shortcuts do not work the way they should, anyone who played the original can tell you that

How did Dingodile fit his big feet into those shoes

Tick tock...

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It's by Michael Lucio. Some guy on Artstation. He deleted the render from his personal site.

You have to u-turn the spiral to keep reasonable speed, take the turbo pad with enough reserves to be able to keep fire, and use a bump further up the road to get a jump turbo and cut through the dirt at the finish line like Oxide does the cheating fuck

They’re slick with his sweat, it helped squeeze them on tight.

>Tawna : average, mysteriously hot temp

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Those short-shorts probably conceal a mighty package. Only time will tell...

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Racer Crunch podium animation is sick

First, N Tropyfag line.

Second, We don't care.

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>Lobby is full of bad players
>They all keep voting for Dingo Canyon, Crash Cove and Turbo Track / Retro Stadium
Why does this always happen? I wish I could permanently remove these shitters from online. It's free victories, sure, but the tracks are still garbage.

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>Those jiggle physics

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Me

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I think people vote Crash Cove because of the challenge.

It's always the small guys the ones who are hiding a long meaty monster

Sewer Speedway shortcut is perfectly fine, they just changed the angle of approach which is perfectly fine
Which shortcut on Blizzard Buff is bad? The one across the water? Because that isn't you literally just need SF speed and nothing less

I don't get it.

this is a specific art and i like it

They are going to FUCK

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What the fuck is wrong with Crash fanbase?

>they just changed the angle of approach which is perfectly fine
why is this perfectly fine you absolute mongoloid?

Faggot furry retards are crashing the fanbase with no survivors. I hope they all get HIV.

I don't know about the other tracks but Crash Cove is only chosen for that dumb ass challenge

Because it allows more skilled players to get rewarded when they have something like that down pat

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>Which shortcut on Blizzard Buff is bad?
The fence, it needs 2 perfectly timed and angled jumps in rapid succession.

THE TROPY'S BALD

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Just some evolution

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>N. Trance player shitposts on Yea Forums about "muh skill"
Something about this sent me into a fit of laughter, there's something funny about a self-assured egghead main

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All his podium animations are perfect, for whatever reason

>Default has 90% more personality than what he had in CNK, and has a good sense of rhythm to it. Flexing and boxing while striking some good poses.

>Dirtbike Crunch literally dances around kicking mud at the other podiums. Seriously good for salt farming.

>Gets lucky on a jump that's completely random
>"Look guys I'm better than you"

I had just unlocked him and wanted to see what his animations were unlock
Try and deflect all you want we know you are a shitter

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Crash Cove is part of the challenge. I do agree it's based when you get a lobby that picks the hard tracks like Cortex Castle and Hot Air Skyway

>OneAngryIncel
Stop posting this fucking loser.

lol
why have i yet to fail said jump since i learned how to do it?
i win every sewer speedway race because of it
the shortcut is so easy

Not him but this is literally how I always take the shortcut. It doesn't fucking work consistently.

Looks easy but in reality there's a 2 frame window to push jump, my time trial is still in top 10 and even I fuck it up occasionally after a ton of practice.

For someone who has almost never touched crash games, give me a good rundown on this Loli?

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No I'm not, I'm the guy whose tier list you're defending with Sewer Speedway in S tier. I also discovered this trick to the shortcut though I figured it had something to do with transferring momentum, not angle

youtube.com/watch?v=Y5n3QCDBdB8

>lying on an anonymous image board
I watched a literal wr speedrunner stream where he played the map and he bumped into it like 5% of the time. Checkmate.

She's Cortex's daughterrrrr... niece.

Jesus fucking Christ this is the quality of posting in these threads now, Who's to blame for this? Tendies? Furries? The mind ponders.

>just beat Oxide on Tiny Temple
Jesus fuck, there really isn’t any margin for error on this one even before the USF kicks in. Most of the Nitro Kart Oxide ghosts have been pretty damn easy.

Its all angle, even at like normal speed it can be made albeit a bit rough
But yeah it takes like 15 minutes of knowing the approach and i show it in those webms with SF to show it can easily be done at fast speed

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GO ON

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this guy's a dumb virgin and the nitrosquad girls is literally the best thing that has happened to this game

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She's a skank
Also fuck off waifushitter

>Highroading on Yea Forums
This was your first and last mistake.

>trophy girls everywhere

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The jump window is actually larger then you think
i only go that high because of my peak jump time
hurr durr
>someone cant be good at one map

>p-p-pation

I take the exact same approach you do once entering the main tunnel, even the exact same angle where you jumped, and still only land the shortcut 50% of the time, I don't even bother in multiplayer I'll just go around.

Thanks for the rundown

Nina sounds like a fucking annoying brat jesus, let me stick with bandicoot titties

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zoomers that didn't play the original trilogy relate to her for some reason, maybe because they're ugly and balding

I've found that you have to jump almost as you're on the ramp itself. I got it this way even at an angle, and yes speed has almost nothing to do with it. It's a weird one in this version to be sure.

CTR is finished.
Lets go to TSR, minasan!

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Where on earth is Megumi? Can't seem to find her on the pitstop even though there's this giant empty box there.

>literally everyone under the sun has been complaining about the shortcut since the game came out
>user special snowflake here is the only person on the entire planet who can pull it off flawlessly everytime
Sure hun, you're really special, you can go now.

They’re on a daily rotation. She’ll be back tomorrow or the day after.

beenox had decided you're not allowed to buy a racer+skin pack today

Did you guys know that coco is trans?
Also fuck transphobic racing with ryan bigots

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*TinY SqaSh PuNy KarTs*,

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This thread isn't cute enough

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How is she so perfect, bros?

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What's the discount if you bought her character separate from the pack? -1500?

So is it pretty much confirmed that if you just do quick/daily challenges every day you're in the 5%. Maybe during the next event I can actually have a life.

BASED she’s clearly the best bandicoochie but all these weebs and virgins are too blind to see it.

Literally what?

Kys

Wrong.

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Enjoy your TURNING

Fuck off pol bigots, trans rights

Her dorky side leaking through her dialogue sustains me. I need it.

I don't think I'll ever play another handling character again...

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>Literally don't get any notifications for blue orbs
Nice fucking game, Beenox.

do not post this again

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>he can’t DNF whole lobbies with handling characters
Once you’ve mastered TURN characters and go back to SPEED characters, then and only then can you truly master the game.

>can farm like 8000 coins in 30 minutes with just the daily+weekend bonus if you've got a friend
based

>dorky
She's just a slut bitch, easy on the headcanon there.

Because she's is extremely likely to be into /ss/

Extremely

Why are all the bandicoots trans?
Crash being ftm and all the other ones being ftm... makes no sense! What were naughty dog thinking

The Megumis online are out of fucking control

Your mum's an armadillo!
PARDON MEEE
heeheehee!

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All the autistic Cocoshitters went to Megumi

>about to finish first, a rare occurrence
>touch the finish line
>SOFTWARE HAS CLOSED DUE TO AN ERROR
I didn't want to win anyway

Why would you tell lies on the internet?

>the sheer amount of autistic elitism over a childrens kart racer game in literally every single one of these threads
I will laugh when this game will soon be killed by the cancerous playerbase

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You need to make some fake articles or something before trying this, so people will derail when someone mentions it.

youtube.com/watch?v=y7cOCnl5pvw&t=504s

why was Pasadena so fucking thirsty for bandicock

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There's no such thing as lies, only truth, the collective truth overwrites any false truths set prior to it
Good idea

Guilty as charged, I don't remember when was the last time I wasn't 1st, people are still just fucking terrible at this game online.

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>Coming in first online
>Fucking game crashes
Holy fucking Christ this remake is shit

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I mean, Melee is still alive

More like a walking corpse, since only a handful of stinky, fat autists play that game anymore.

t. DNF

>Hey there furry buns

>southern accent
>extremely flirtatious
I never played any Crash game after CTR, and I've never wanted absolutely any character for the remake that wasn't in the original trilogy, but...

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>Barin Ruins, 1st place
>Five Blue Orbs and two Clocks
Fix. Your. Fucking. Game. Beenox.

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Crash should just let her fuck him and move on from Tawna

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Fixed the image

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enjoy your dead game, joyless autist
I don't need you, I don't need any of you to be precise, since I can just play with my friends - something which you don't have - in my comfy private lobby, while you will soon have nobody to play with left, and will commit suicide due to loneliness.

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idgi

>"Don't bring Crunch down... down's for gophers. Crunch be no gopher! Mow the lawn when your parents ask!"

Every fucking time.

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Remember to subscribe to her premium Snapchat

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That doesn't help me much

based

Liz is sweet

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New main if she gets into CTR. Holy fuck southern accents are just the hottest thing on girls.

The pros will always keep playing this game, when the zoomer normies like you leave it'll finally become a real competition.

>an*me fag
>friends
internet "friends" in your pedo gang dont count btw

There's some truth here.
Basically the face is that of a cartoonized and idealized female. The dog snout has practically no effect when some primal instinct is determining whether the face is likeable or not. I think it's pretty close to something like pic related, humans are hardwired to find something like that attractive.

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gif inspired me, come baring a gift

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She seems to be the type who would enjoy being eaten out in the middle of the race with a tear in her jumpsuit for easy access, with giving rough sex for winning and sad sex for losing

Also she is a Possum, so 10x more fun

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>original game still played after 20 years
>new game will surely be dead because some random retards can't finish races online
you dumb

Maybe use a different image nex time

youtu.be/PkLS72pdfBU?t=42
>0:42
>"You look like you gotta go potty. Want me to show you where the outhouse is?"
She's an utter freak.

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Does anyone still need to do the challenges that require an online friend ?

More?

>ywn be escorted to the nearest outhouse to be molested by a girl taller than you

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No, you're dumb. Nobody even talked about this game before they announced the remake, which is when those dumb boomers crawled out of the woodworks, claiming that it has been their favorite video game all along.
Now they are trying their hardest to alienate everyone by acting like dark souls tier cuntbags with a furry fetish, and I sincerely hope they will succeed in killing the very same game they obsess over.

>turn
Absolutely horrible to control and is slower than anything else on top of that so fuck off with that

Whenever I get USF it basically turns into a bull riding game for a full 3 seconds before I slam into some wall. I guess the best way to get used to what it's like to ride with it is to turn on the cheat for all super boost pads?

>No, you're dumb. Nobody even talked about this game before they announced the remake
>I exist entirely on Yea Forums: the post

(You)

Cry more zoomer

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You are being rude to Elizabeth

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>not knowing what CTR was before the remake was announced
How old are you?

I've seen it multiple times too, you just gotta reach top and then you get it

I've seen it but it must have been a glitch. I'm in the top 500 and I sure as hell don't have it.

Is she going to beat me with a strapon?

it won't show any parts or characters untill you've chosen them, which you can't do before you've unlocked them. You can't fool anyone by just hovering over it because it won't show.
Ai doesn't show in the lobby

As someone who only started becoming interested in Crash very recently when I played the N-Sane Trilogy for the very first time as my introduction to the series like a year or two ago, even I've seen CTR being mentioned around here for years prior, and have seen a bunch of webms.

You know you look like an ass when you make massive assumptions like that right. There have been CTR discussions even before the announcement for the N. Sane remakes occured. Your newfaggotry is showing or more likely you've never held any interest in the franchise until the remakes came around.

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>Pasadena has a passion for racing, so much so that she strives to be the best
>She also has a fetish for racers
>As Crash goes about the game, getting better and better with his driving, getting the gems and what not, Pasadena grows more and more thirsty for him.
>She starts to flirt with him, stalk him, maybe even flash him when racing.
>Crash, being crash, hardly notices.
>She starts to get more and more direct, sneaking in lewd photos into Crash's kart and straight up sneaking sex puns whenever she talks with him
>At one point, put up with all the pent up lust and her fetish going overboard as Crash becomes one of the best, she helps him out with the outhouse, only to push him into it and lock the door, stripping down to nothing and demanding him to fuck her brains out, pussy wet and dripping, tail wrapped around his waist, and hands around his bandicoot Tool

I dig it

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>this is just one of the buttmad zoomers I've DNF'd
I luv this game.

>long maps like lectron avenue where good players can be like 1m30s ahead have the same "race ends in x" timer as maps like crash cove and coco park

Incorrect. I’m like 300 from the top on PS4 since day one and still nothing.

ASS-adena

I don't understand how to go fast in this game and it makes me kind of sad. Every online race is usually.

>Start out, get overtaken by the two obligatory spergs that zoom off at top speed
>I get hit by a rocket or bomb
>I get hit by like two or three more so I get handicapped into 5th place
>All my weapons don't matter it seems, they just home in on walls or just don't hurt anything despite being on top of enemies
>Every time I pass 4th or higher I get mario kart spammed harder than any game I've ever played
>Meanwhile first and second are like half a lap ahead and completely uncontested because they don't have to deal with this bullshit and they're somehow flying over the entire course.

I want to understand the game mechanics more because the game IS fun, it's just I'm really shit at it and it's demotivating when every match has one guy that just shits all over everybody else.

You're clearly shit at the game if you unironically think DNF'ing someone has anything to do with skill.
I do it all the time, and I get it done to me all the time, but simply due to the fact that item balance is an absolute mess.
If you can get first early on you're safe, while literally every other position is entirely luck-based due to horrible item spam.
Git gud before telling others to git gud, since you clearly don't even understand the game, shitter.

There's a kart that looks similar, you're confusing it.

No I knew it was that kart because it's the only one that has side mirrors.

Autumn Plains. One section of the track would reach the top of the castle and the track music would get replaced with just ambient wind sounds.

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>blaming his losses on "poor item balance"
How come this literally never happens to me? When I get bombed into a pit multiple times I still rise up and finish 1st. If you can't catch up with the others you still don't understand how to properly build up speed. Keep practicing, try to mimic what Oxide does in time trial mode and if you don't beat him by 10 seconds then you're not ready for online.

I think the blue orb hitting every player on the way to first place completely fucking negates its entire goddamn purpose. What's the fucking point of an item meant to slow down first place if it slows down every single other player behind first place too?

WTF, Belle Delphine is in the game?

we can dream

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>Just realized Pasadena is voiced by Larxene
Jesus this just keeps getting better and better.

Jesus fucking Christ just kill yourself for the rest of the gene pool please

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You go and beat every Oxide before you reply to my posts ever again, because I have already done so.

Git
F**king
Good