Game plot mirrors your irl struggles exactly

Painted Dogs aren't dogs though, they're wolves.

>mfw these fuckers fight the hyena by bitting and ripping out their testicles

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all animals fight like that in the savanna, it's a soft vulnerable part to aim for. If you ever see videos of Lions surrounded by hyenas that's why they always sit down

Ha, I get it, because they vote by sneezing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_dog

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That show probably doomed them because their only protection from the eternal enemy of nature was being unknown.

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Hyenas are the niggers of the animal kingdom. Every single one of them needs to die.

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I am also a fan of Jay Naylor.

>cuckshit
ewww

Hyenas are based. You just hate them because Lion King taught you to

futanaris of the animal kingdom*

Wild Dogs will go out of their way to harass a Hyena if they can. It's never a good idea to have a Hyena around, they're tanks and will steal anything they can get away with. They'll out muscle the dogs any chance they get, so the dogs will mob them mercilessly.

Too bad wild dogs are already doomed as a species, so they'll never be able to become the first non-humans to carry out a genocide on another species.

Technically, it's a giant clit. It just recedes during sex.

>enemies can read inputs

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youtube.com/watch?v=uVnDJMjNySg
African wild dogs are actual nigger dogs.

H-HE'S FAST

Fucking based

Not him but The Fall of Little Red Riding Hood is great, only a subhuman wouldn't be a wolf's wife (male)

Then good luck dealing with the owner, who'll be kicking your ugly teeth out and the police arresting you for murder.

Lions have the most unfair genes. I'd feel nothing for killing one with an auto rifle.

>There are people that hate this

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>something has better genes
>i must kill them
Now theres a slippery slope mentality. this is exactly what elliot rodgers was thinking before he went and also acquired a gun

Humans actually have the most unfair genes. They're the only species capable of manufacturing and distributing auto rifles.

based, fuck lions and FUCK CATS!

Source or you are the real nigger

If they're so superior, then they should be able to defeat an incel with a gun.

>game protagonist overcomes his problems and is celebrating

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>protagonist faces his problems and clears them with all of his super intelligent friends helping him

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>proceeds during sex
ftfy

Imagine feeling insecure to a fucking lion.

they still would a lot of the time

pretty much all mammals act playful if their primary needs are met

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>game has multiple points of interest
>you go by them one by one
>a specific POI triggers the end of the scene, making you fail to discover the others which you haven't yet interacted with

Same with dialogue choices. And fuck one word-definitions instead of showing you what you're about to reply, of which you can infer tone and context within.

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where the FUCK did you get this video of me

Nope Hyenas are innocent cuties that are unfortunately surrounded by awful beasts like wild dogs and l*ons

Didn't make this same post on /wsg/?

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No one else has GFs here user

nice projection brainlet

>lions are unfairly OP
>kills lion from 800 meters away with a piece of metal traveling faster than the speed of sound
By your reasoning maybe you should kys

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Are you blind and can't tell by yourself?

>you will never suck on a fat hyena teat

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youtube.com/watch?v=i4gIJG6amEo

Fuck Flanders, what did they ever do to you?

Cute.

>being proud of a small spiked dick

My favourite animal is a platypus

how about you Yea Forums?

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That neck is HUGE holy fuck

lions are worse because they're always fucking over cheetahs and stealing our babies

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White eared opossum

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I want to fuck that hyena in lion king

>party member is actually helpful

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haha, imagine just grabbing that duck by the head and breaking it's neck

that dog is trying its very hardest not to hurt that goose

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Okay, how did you get on Yea Forums?

why did they fucking run

birds are fucking assholes

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fucking buffalo are retarded

What a good boy.

>the buffalos could stomp the shit out of the Hyena just chilling in there
>he just waited until they left
I like bovines alot but they are so fucking stupid. youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4

It's been a long time since I did my degree but I recall a paper written in the 2000s that compared the success rate of non opportunistic hunts in terrestrial carnivores with an average territory of over 10 sq miles and African painted dogs were so far ahead of everything else it wasn't even funny.

Something like an 80 percent success rate across all hunts. Wolves can't compete with these fluffy velociraptors, plus the pups are cute as fudge.

Cheetahs are the best big cat.

The video doesn't show that the buffalo were part of a herd. The adult was scared of being left behind and abandoned it's child.

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that's still pretty retarded

wtf i hate buffalo now

>duck

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I relate to Squall a bit too much and it concerns me.

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Abandon your child or die with it.

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That dog's restraint is actually impressive.

calm down muhammad

hyenas are garbage tier mongrels

>fox shows up
>"what the fuck dude"

>"you're just gonna eat that whole thing and not give me a piece?"

L*ons are OP faggots though; a hyena would probably split at the sight of an adult buffalo

That dog has good hunting genes. A dog thats that gentle is meant to fetch birds

yeah, duck, you some kind of fucking retard?

did that buffalo shit itself

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damn thats a lady that knows what she likes

god i wish that were me

he cute

Wolves are far less vicious and dangerous than dogs. Dogs would tear an alligator apart.

>source: my ass

wolves are the bad guys in child stories for a reason. they're vicious.

Ask literally anyone who has left their house, fatty.

elliot rodger is a Yea Forums hero you faggot

every time i see a video from india I can't help but hear hundreds of O SIR DO NOT VORRY SIR VE VILL DO THE NEEDFUL OK SIR going off all at once

What the fuck

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TFW no big dick hyena gf

Retard.

>slippery slope
That's a fallacy.

It just gave birth

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The sims

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>woooow it took 5 of you to kill me

god i wish that was me

fuck it I'm not gonna try and defend this
buffalo are retarded faggots with shit genes

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I thought it got away by swimming across a river.

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damn that faggot got shreked

this bitch can litteraly rip your arm off

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>people just walking around

Is this fucking Russia?

They're smaller, weaker, slower, and all that, but they live in Africa where there are no wolves, and live in MUCH larger social groups than wolves (like coyotes,) while maintaining social cohesion (unlike coyotes, their groups are constantly fracturing and rebonding.)

Their lesser physical abilities, compared to wolves, is eclipsed by their ability to go hunting 20 deep.

why do they keep eating the scrote, is it that tasty

>plot keeps going on and on about how superior the beast races are to men in every single way and how they're going to cast down the works of men forever by taking all the women and breeding them to make more beastmen
>humans always, always win a decisive victory and drive the beast races back into the dark

Literally what did he mean by this?

yjk

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it's easy to rip off and eat.

Out fucking skilled

You are a bottomfeeder. Accept your destiny

I can tell a physical difference by looking at them, but that's it. I wonder because it ties into the question of animals in Africa could be domesticated, wolf's could be domesticated. But could the African wild dog?

Not buffalo related, but the first time I went hunting was for springbok. I couldn't hold the rifle worth a shit and instead of a nice clean shot I spazzed and shot its penis off. It immediately collapsed.

t. Wildebeest

>incel doesn't know how to make a gun
>incel doesn't know how to process the materials needed to make a gun
>etc
It's an undeserved kill. Give the incel something they can make themselves like a stick and then it'd be fair.

i'm pretty sure modern dogs came from africa.

Where all blood go?

but incels can't make a stick. if you're going to ass pull a constraining premise at least be consistent. smdh

Studies show that hyenas are on par with primates in terms of intelligence. They have breddy big frontal lobes, which allow them to have more complex relationships and shit.

Modern dogs came from Wolves, who are not native to Africa.

Cougar

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When they gonna club it?

Forgot Video
youtube.com/watch?v=B85Hi4djjZk