>Enter ancient tomb no one has set foot in for centuries
>Candles/torches/braziers are still lit
Enter ancient tomb no one has set foot in for centuries
Eli Rogers
Carson Harris
>cursed ancient tomb sealed for thousands of years
>it's opened by a lever right next to the entrance
Jack Rogers
>fresh food still laid out on tables and in containers
>living creatures meandering inside, with no ecosystem to support them
Chase Hall
>find legendary sword from ancient times
>its still sharp
Adrian Flores
If it's a magic sword like most legendary swords are why would it oxidize and lose its edge?
Josiah Gutierrez
To be fair, this makes sense if it's a katana
Liam Morales
>open Yea Forums
>it's a frogpost
Ryan Sanchez
>Wander the open world
>enemies exist literally to only attack you
Isaiah Rogers
>enter ancient labyrinth filled with the long-dead bodies of past adventurers
>It's completely linear
Christian Murphy
>tomb boss is a giant spider
James Taylor
>op is a nitpicky faggot
Noah Torres
>Tomb boss is a giant spider because people believe spiders like living in basements and caves
>Only a few species actually do this because they are adapted to very specific environments in the Mediterranean which happen to be similar to artificial climates produced by man-made structures, from which the proliferated throughout the entire world with humanity.
Thomas Walker
>3504x2336
I aint opening that shit
Isaac Garcia
>it's right next to a village
Carson Miller
>enter ancient tomb no one has set foot in for centuries
>turns out to be wrong and so many people have been in and out of the dungeon it's like the town whore
Always thought it'd be funny for an RPG to do this.
Asher Wright
>zoomer who lives in an age of planned obsolescence cant conceive of anything being built to last
they dont make em like they used to
Jaxon Lee
it would explain the current currency circulation in those tombs.
Dominic Lopez
nigga find me a candle that burns for a thousand years.
Anthony Rogers
>Being afraid of one of the most pathetic spiders in the animal kingdom.
If it moves too much it starves to death, it's a fucking sloth in spider clothing.
Eli Jones
>there are more than 20 fucking dungeons inside a city, housing innumerable fucking monsters, estimating because of the high encounter rate
>each one also has a horrible fucking boss
>the city hasn't eradicated these dungeons at all and your party are the only people to have ever traversed every single one of them and defeated every single boss and the various monsters along the way
Noah Ward
Nathan Smith
>enter Yea Forums
>frogposts are still visible
Mason Miller
It's LEGENDARY dumbass
Matthew Hill
>that post is over a decade old now
Ryder Sanchez
Happened in real life. Sword of Goujian. It was even under water for more than a thousand years.
Henry Campbell
Well how else are you going to see around, fucktard?
Jose Morris
F-fuck you..
Mason Rogers
>Enter ancient imageboard nobody has set foot in for centuries.
>skeletons are still posting pepe and wojak edits.
Anthony Campbell
>enter dungeon
>there's fresh food in barrels
>all skeletons are human even though there are fantasy races like lizard people
>coins are identical to modern coins
>there's a shitton of monsters and traps that still work, but somehow halfway through a bunch of random bandits got past them all without fighting any of them even though there's only one entrance
Parker Martin
>enter Yea Forums
>see frogposts get deleted
>remember things like sakurafish and DJT are dead
>remember ÁBlB exists
Cooper Hall
>enter ancient tomb made eons ago
>the technology/magic and architecture is far beyond what is seen outside of the place
Fuck off
Levi Nguyen
>people who made said tombs with that high level of technology mysteriously vanished some point in time.
Caleb Hughes
What's not to understand? We live in a world where people still drink poisonous water while others go out of their way to drink imported water from the other side of the planet.
Dominic Thompson
Even worse:
>tomb was made by some genius fuckhead
>they die
>somehow no one was able to copy his techniques or creations
Ayden Campbell
>Someone posts an MLP picture
>Barneyfag posts an angry reply
Ayden Gonzalez
It's a meme that will never die because humanity has a hard time accepting that it has existed for longer than civilization has(Even with an IQ not much lower).
Rather than accept that civilization formed out a few key methods that were culturally preserved and refined, we like to believe it has emerged multiple times and then ceased to be at the height of decadence, over and over again.
This has been shown to occur, obviously, such as when the greeks discovered napalm and concrete and then said knowledge was lost and then rediscovered centuries later.
Connor Perry
>open a tomb
>get cursed
Kevin Price
>Kill rat
>drops 27 coins and a halberd