>Spend dozens of hours questing, fighting enemies, and saving the world.
>Only get a hug in return
Spend dozens of hours questing, fighting enemies, and saving the world
>Spend thousands of hours protecting the main character
>Don't get a sandwich in return
You get a hug from your mum because she loves you.
>failed a quest
>its rewind time
worth it in the end
>play RPG
>railroaded into either being a saint or a passive-aggressive useless cunt
>all 'evil' choices are petty and nonsensical
>can't actually play as a ruthless mercenary-type who thinks the end justify the means
>[Save the Dog] or [Kick the Dog], but never [Save the Dog, (and also raise it to be a bloodthirsty companion)]
>playing Wii Fit
>Objective: FIND GEOFFREY
>FIND GEOFFREY
>FIND GEOFFREY
>FIND GEOFFREY
>you two are rrreaaaaaallllylllllaaeeeer
>When the son of your employer offer up a W in a bet.
No more hugs, Will.
>when the question is: "What is the question?"
Guys.
Fesh Pince Part 1 or Part 2?
This, the only right answer.
>Game allows dual wielding
>player can have a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other
impossible
they're each their own special thing
together they're invincible
>child NPC gives quest about fixing AC in the poolhouse
>calls their father "Cruel House."
I like 2 more
>Game wants you to do an eulogy
>Gives you 0 speech options
>doing things for rewards instead of doing what you love
It’s like you don’t even pursue happiness
>game swindles you