Was it worth it?

That kid is seven years old now.

>Game you like gets a sequel but only if you name your new child after the protagonist of said game

Would you do it

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>marking your child as a product
Jesus, that kid is gonna be fucked up. bet he's gonna change his name and never speak to them again. Imagine the bullying that kid is gonna go through.

Haven't they made one game since Skyrim?

>name my daughter cunny and I get to fuck her right in front of a Yea Forums mod

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kek lmao

phoneposting retard

How is this not abuse? I hope that child has emancipated and changed its name.

I don't particularly like Skyrim but it would be fucking awesome to be named Dovahkiin. I'm still mad that Wolfgang was fourth on my parent's list so it wasn't even one of my two middle names.
fuck it's so awesome to have two middle names bros.

Literally just quietly change the kid's name after Bethesda agrees to give you the games, this is real simple.

>implying parents give a shit about the fact that the child has to live with the consequences of their poor decision
My yellow press addicted mother named me after that thot who managed to get herself killed in a car chase in Paris.

:)

Why is it so fucking red holy shit

It was Yea Forumsrandon, you fucking newfag

>bad names are child abuse
libtards everyone

Guys I wanna name my soon to be born daughter River but my wife thinks it’s a weird name.
Can I get some opinions?

You're a guy arent you?

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He's embarrassed his parents are Bethesda fans

Wasn't there some actor named River Phoenix?

Not weird, just pretentious.

River is a boy's name. Only person named river i ever heard of is Joaquin's brother River Phoenix (he's dead now). Not a good idea. It is a cursed name.

Legend has it that his face has only gotten redder to this day

So did you get the idea from firefly or doctor who?

>names his son luigi
>gets lifetime's worth of free spaghetti

At least you dont share a name with some autistic tranny that loves sonic

is neku such a bad name?

Assuming it's only Bethesda's own developed games they get, they got:
>Skyrim
>Skyrim Legendary Edition
>Fallout 4
>Skyrim Remastered
>Skyrim VR
>Fallout 76
>and Mobile shit

Diana?

so about 4-5 games?
kek'd

Oh and I forgot Fallout 4 VR

>acting snarky when you actually know anything about either of those things
wew

If I had to pick between a girl named River and her twin sister with the same personality but with a generic thot name I'd pick River every time. Uncommon names are based as fuck.
Cursed names are also based as fuck. Nobody who isn't too good for this world dies young. Plus it works easily for both. Fuck by way of seeing it in a certain context often, I view Gwen as a boy's name at first glance.

Kid's just going to go by Tom

So naming a child La’Clitoria Shabaniqua Jaqueque Smith isn’t child abuse?

Come on dont deflect just admit it, whos going to know aside from some faggots on Yea Forums?

why the fuck is that baby so red
i-is he powering up?

>implying Skyrim isnt the only game you will ever need in a lifetime

Why not Dave A. King

>i have a bad name!
>i am literally being abused!
>look at me the victim!
dumb libtard continues posting dumb shit

I'm not him, just really amused by your tone

maybe for a cat

Depends on what they're getting.
If they're getting all the Limited Editions, yeah you can sell them off and pay for the name change in one game. It'll take about three games to pay for the therapist though.

Gene is ok
both Raiden and Jack the Ripper sound cringy though

>get to frequently yell at my child HELP ME MARINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
100% worth it.

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Skyrim is a pretty fun game that's given me hours of enjoyment and they're american presumably. So yeah it was worth it.

Dante is a normal-ish name
Jokes on you though I got another sequel from anger, see me again in 5~ years

If we can get another Resident Evil as good as 4, I'd name my child Leon even if they were a girl.

>he thinks Ghetto names are not an offense to God
>is probably named Jamarcus Da’Wayne Brooks
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>baby already red from embarrassment
never stood a chance

that baby is more embarrassed than any anime character I've ever seen

they probably got emailed digital download codes

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When did they start?

I had a coworker who named their kid "Oceana-marina-blue" As a first name. OMB for short.

>never should have come here

>mfw I name my son "Yea Forums" just to spite Yea Forums

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Dart wouldn't be so bad. Unless it was a girl.

BASED

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I hope Captain Falcon enjoys his first day of school.

cunnypilled

sounds good to me

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Kill the bitch. You'd be lauded as a hero for saving the life of a child.

Fortune is a pretty good name honestly.

They changed his name awhile ago. Legally, it's now Dovahkiin VR Special Edition

It's Douglas, you motherfuck

>Mathew
Wow, it's a completely normal name. Golden Sun 4, let's fucking go.

The cunt from bloodborne doesnt have a canon name

Geralt sounds fine.

Joke's on them, I'd name my son after him anyway.

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What tone nigger? This is text.

Its good hunter you swine. So name him G'nther

>Yeah, my dad thought Vyse was a good name. How'd you guess?

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you live on the west coast don't you

"Why did your dad name you after a medieval clamp? Was he a deathmetal punk?"

Max (Payne)
works for both genders even
gg ez

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God Hand 2 with more Gene.

Oof i will pass. Wouldnt mind if it were gehrman though

based

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Was that name ever hard-confirmed? Either way I'm pretty sure Ryu was officially made the new Captain Falcon anyway.

>I'm sorry, but my father always told me that impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit.

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you know captain falcon is just a title right? his real name is ryu suzuku (suzuki?) or something like that

slam your keyboard open palm
the result is now your child's name and the name of the next big vidya

Even back then they knew they would only rerelease skyrim

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Why is this little white faggot's face so red?

Things I would name my daughter:
Amelia
Serenity
Serendipity
Bronze
Pallet
Andrea
Scissors
Emelia
Emilia
Emma
Routabega
Jasmine
Johnson
Box
Brenda
Fan
Power strip
Apple
Orange
Pear
Milk
Butter
Arizona tea
Flour
lb of Pasta
breadloaf
Hershey
onions

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>never should have cum here

>Game I want a sequel for is an RPG where you name your character
HAHAHAHAHA

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>the void of sorrow

>Joe
HENSHIN A GO GO BABY

I don't think I'd mind Isaac, even better if I can use any of the playable character names

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>"Happy birthday, Transformers Devastation"

Gordon is alright but I'm not sure what I will even feel at this point

Your son would be named Optimus.

>Notice people have been putting ears on Wojaks and Pepes.
>Notice a very fast response by jannies to them.
Is it related to something significant or is it a case of trying to prevent another prolonging of their use?

>Optimus Prime is late to school again...

How the fuck has tuxedo pepe still not leaked mainstream

Elma
It was the plan anyways

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>name kid dovahkiin
>get the "free shit" contract
>change the name of the kid
>???
>profit
It's not like Bethesda is gonna keep an eye on the fucking baby to see if it's still called Dovahkiin, you fuckers are mad dumb.

powerstrip is a good name to visualize all the dicks she will be taking at the same time
do you think shes a 4 port or a 6 port?

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fuck yes a new BoF and my son is named Ryu.

I've been waiting 15+ years, Senel is sweet name anyway.

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It'll be an awkward name.
But Megaman X is going to gain strength from the ridicule.
The Legends fans also have some awkward times.

I see them on twitter but they call people niggers all the time so he's based

>earn

Hunter is a valid boys name

Garcia fucking hotspur

>son named Kat
worth it

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is commonly known as X so you could do that. possibly even rockman, shorten it to Rock.

>Already named my kids Andrew and Issac
BIOSHOCK AND GOLDEN SUN WHEN

Volnutt doesnt sound that bad unless the other kids start to get creative with the nutt part of the name

Little Yew sounds like its going to get me in trouble so Tiz will be

Go away legendianon

these posts make my Harpoon Cannon upgrade into the Moonstone cannon

fina could by good names for a daughter

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dragonborn

Actually fuck that, bring me Dead Space as an actual horror game

It's okay all I need is to marry a Japanese .

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I can't even have this? I've waited patiently enough.

>christcuckery
not him but

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Knew a dude named River back in highschool
>It's been 14 years since I was in highschool

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heh

Sayaka is a cute! and funny! name, but I'd rather have a remaster than a sequel

my wife had a miscarriage on 11/14/18. where are my games?

Death Stranding.

Scissors as a name bothers me more than lb of pasta somehow.

I've got the same problem as Do I name my firstborn Arisen?

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Ruby (Heart)

t. got named Wolfgang
Its pretty nice except for people who think I'm named after le soup can man

Nope

Can I name my son Mario for free Nintendo stuff? I'm sure all the names and bullying will be worth it.

I love my daughter, chosen undead.

Mario is an actual name retard I knew two of them growing up

If my great grandparents changed their last names to fit in more with 'merica because it was too french s it a good idea to change it back now that that isn't something to worry about?

>Arisen
You have to name them Rook.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I would 100% fuck a girl named Chosen Undead.

well if I can find a japanese gf, Musashi isn't that bad a name

>name you child something retarded
>get free shit
>a few days later, change your child's name
Yes it was.

The 17th reply to this post decides what vidya character name I use when I legally change my name in two weeks. Actually not kidding, I fucking hate my name. No I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

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Why? it sounds like some prep goth chick who thinks shes a sparklekin

Dongus

Donngus

Broly

Still waiting on Jyggalag desu

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[italics] -Exactly- [/italics]

Donggus

Donguss

Gonna have to go with Dongggus. 3 g's. Makes it exotic.

"Dante from the Devil May Cry series"

Dongus

>name son sneed
>get free feed and seed for life

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Wow, that kid will get to see the last patch of Fallout 76 for free.
>Sweet dreams, Beat.
>Sweet dreams, Professor K.
My nigga

Donnggus

Did he born at 3.6 roentgen?

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Nigger, but make it Niger

Dongus

It's not bad. Uncommon, but not bad. What names does your wife have in mind?

The Great Mighty Poo

>Hunter
Hunter isn't a common name, but it is a name. A cool one at that.

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Dongus

Patches

that kid has probably got his first gf already

>Skyrim speak

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Dongus

a river is a river, you can't say it's only a male

Superdongus

Dongus

Megaman is a powerful name, no one would bully someone with a name as powerful as that

Sly is sometimes used as short for Sylvester, so I guess it works.

Well looks like my fucking new full name is "Dongus Hiscock". And I WILL deliver. Fuck you Yea Forums.

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My son would beat up your son

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Considering they've gotten exactly three (3) games out of the deal and none of them have been good, I'd say no

I would hope they at least got the rereleases of skyrim for free.

Yeah, they did at least get a bunch of useless copies of an inferior version of Skyrim.

Make sure you name your firstborn dingles

What date exactly? Make this same exact thread.

>Dante is a normal-ish name
If you're a spic maybe.

That explains the indirect Fallout affinity

>name my son a perfectly normal name (Gene)
>get a God Hand sequel
what's the downside?

I almost posted this
Based

What happened to the kid called Sephiroth? He should be in his teens by now, right?

...

Gets beat up on a daily basis

>Dante
>Spanish name
American education everybody.

I live in the town he was born in (Bremerton, WA). I outta look him up.

you can change your babies name anytime, they still won.

Banjo and Kazooie

Names aren't only used in the area of origin.

No kid will want to be called Pokemon Snap

>yeah it's me again, the guy who named his son Dovahkiin. Can I get my download code for Rage 2?

How did they train a cat to dance like that?

Demitri if male. Morrigan if female. I would not do it because I don't trust Capcom's fighting game division

Would I have to name him Shepard or Commander Shepard? If it's the former that sounds super easy

Todd please

Rayman
Honestly, I wouldn't

>Bigby
Sure, it's only a tiny bit autistic sounding.

You fucking better

Sure I’d name my child Metroid

Your assuming their ghetto friends are smart enough to know their names dumb.
I met a latrina at work before, but none of her dumbass friends knew what a latrine was so she never got made fun off

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But everyone loves him!

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Ouch, being named Princess must be hard

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"Estelle" is a normal name, so as long as it's a daughter I have no problem with that.

I was already planning on naming my daughter Estelle if I ever have one anyway.

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That example is only child abuse if the kid is white

Based. The ears are so fucking creepy.

putting them in circulation to weed out the newfags would be my guess

I'm not reading all that.

easiest decision I ever made

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Forever immortalized based user

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yeah but you'd need to name him Goodhunter

How can you tell

If it's a girl name it 4channel

>Name son Sev or Three-Eight
Yeah I think I would

The m in the filename is used to specify that the image is a compressed file from the mobile site.
It's not nearly as bad as saving a thumbnail, but it does reduce the quality of the image.

I'm Alan the third. I'd kill for a good Alan Wake sequel. Alan the fourth, here we go.

Could be worse, could be named after some shitty 80's pop star that made your mom soaking wet thinking about.

Would do it, for the free Madden game, that shit was good.

So he literally just named his child Dovahkiin for a lifetime of bully and 120 dollars worth of games so far. Wow great trade.

I admittedly didn't live near niggers, but I've never seen someone bullied for a strange name. The opposite, mostly. People will laugh about it, yeah, but not more than that.
Being timid or annoying is what gets you bullied.

why is that baby so red?

>Our son will be bullied forever but at least we get a bunch of glitchy half-finished games for free
BASED

there's a pair of twins somewhere in the u.s. named riku and sora, and theyre not japanese. this isn't a joke

>give your kid a stupid name, he gets bullied his whole life
>bethesda gives you the game bully

>tfw my name is actually sev and I always post in characters with your name threads

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You must name your child the same name you've used for your very first character in that RPG.

It'll work, I know a Lebanese kid called Dante and no one bats an eye.

>lb
"Ivu" is just "Eve".

why that kid fucking red

yea, user, I am sure you'll change your name based on a Yea Forums meme and I am sure you WILL deliver. I can't wait, really.

In F Zero Climax he is "holding" the title but Douglas (the original) is revealed to be alive(he's the racer in the cloak, called Berserker). Presumably he would become the Captain again in a future F Zero if we ever got it. Ryu AKA Rick Wheeler wasnt as popular.

Depends on how canon you consider the TV show because while GP Legend ties in with the show somewhat, there's still differences. And F Zero Climax retcons some things in the show.

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Will they include him in TES VI like that old gamur gurl?

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After the debacle that was Thi4f - EH another day, I don't want to, but Garrett or Viktoria aren't the worst names you could give a child.

VOLCANOOOO, ahem. If its a girl just name her Rose. [\spoiler]

>son named cuntballs
I'm sure he'd be fine

(You) have to name your child, but it HAS to be a GoT Characters first name

HARD MODE:
No normal shit like "Jon" or "Edd"

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Holy shit

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>tfw named after a cartoon cat
its not felix or garfield

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Geoffrey. EZ

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Titus.
I want spesh muhreen 2.

Incredibly based desu

Tom?

my daughters middle name is '(male)'

Gordon?

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no

Give her a name with the history of your culture.

so BLACKED.com? that's a weird name for a little girl don't you think

Faith? Absolutely.

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It's weird how I know three fictional characters (all female) named River, yet I've never seen that name used IRL, and from what Google told me it's mostly a boy's name. That being said, I think it's a beautiful name, and it's how I name most of my female characters in vidya.

Raiden! Take your nanomachines, son. It's past your bedtime.

Did your parents really name you Hobbes?

O M E G A
L U U U U U U L

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That's the dumbest scam I ever heard of. Should have named her Boeing and at least gotten a plane out of her.

can I get a lifetime supply of bullets if I called my kid AR-15

>Gene
he'll live with it, almost sound like Eugene or something, just give God Hand 2 for fuck sake

It's pretentious, retard. Naming your child after common things is just going to get them mocked as a child and grow up to become a stripper with an easy stage name. Yes, this exact practice still happens to a T.

I love my son AAAAAAAAA

I'm fucking thankful that my country just has a really long list of names you have to pick from.

>name isaac
>get dead space 4
i'm ok with this

Urist. Hopefully he wont be a dwarf though

>all those babies named Khaleesi or Daenerys will grow up asking their parents why they named her after the homicidal dragon witch

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Sebastian?

Why, yes, my parents did infact name me Adolf. My surname does start with H, yes correct. How did you know?

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fuck man i'd feel pretty baller calling my son ARISEN! each time i saw them

t. Sylvester

gene sounds cool to be honest

And this is why you dont be a Danyfag

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How about Wendy KFC McBell?

what do you think?

came here for 3.6 not disappointed

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>name son Jannie
>free lawn mowing for life

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top kek

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>Isaac

Absolutely

Imagine being the writers for the most popular tv show this decade and then making a final season so awful that theres a petition to remake the season with better writers.
>jews not even once

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>Was it worth it?
For the family yes and for the kid he loves it
>Sadly, Dovahkiin is still a little too young to be playing any Bethesda games yet, but that doesn’t mean he’s not aware of the origins of his mythical name. “Dovahkiin is very familiar with his namesake and has several times pointed out Elder Scrolls and said, "Mama, that's my game!"”, Megan explains.
>“He will sometimes tell that to perfect strangers when we’re in GameStop. Though he can't play the game yet, he is getting into other console and computer games right now. He is currently playing Snoopy, LittleBigPlanet, and Slime Rancher.”
>Back in 2011, Eric and Megan explained in a later blog post on their website that they chose a relatively normal middle name, Tom, if Dovahkiin becomes too much for their son, but - years later - and the little guy apparently shows no signs of ditching his Skyrim-inspired heritage.
>“He knows his middle name but likes his first name best and has told me several times not to call him nicknames.”, they tell me. “He says that calling him ‘Dovah’ for short is fine.”
>When Dovahkiin started preschool, and now Kindergarten, the reaction to his name is more subdued but, having volunteered at his school and seeing the variety of names amongst children his age and older, I don't think he'll have any problems in later grades.”
>The real treat for Megan and Eric, though, is when an Elder Scrolls veteran or Skyrim player meets Dovahkiin for the first time. “I see that smile appear and no words are needed. I say it anyway. "Ah, so you know of the Dovahkiin!" By expression alone, you can just tell. If they know the game, they know the name and it's always a happy meeting.”

>name my daughter Miriam, get Bloodstained 2
>name my daughter completely normal, albeit uncommon name, get more Castlekino
I’m not seeing this hypothetical’s downside.

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Soon user

You have to know who your parents are to charge them with abuse.

2B works for me. I probably won’t get laid until I can afford a sex robot anyways.

based

Did you just type the n-word?

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I'm going to born in 2 months, i hope my parents don't fuck up my name.

TOP KEK BRO

I'd name my son Gordon for Half-Life 3. Luckily it's a normal ass name.

I want more games in the dot hack series in general.
So does that mean I'd name the kid Kite, Haseo, or whoever the fuck it was from the PSP game?

Is Wei Shen a weird name for a Slav kid?

A guess that guy will have...

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A life time of shit? Nah.

Antz?

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