What is her tax policy?

what is her tax policy?

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Mushroom TIPS!

i'm gonna kick her so hard the impact makes her ovaries collapse

Rude

those thighs are far too slim

How's this?

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>tfw a girl back in my high school days got kicked in her vagina by another girl, and she fell to the ground in severe pain.

I didn't even know a girl could feel pain by being hit in the vag, until that day.

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If you weren't a dicklet you'd know women's pussys can feel pain

imagine the smell

Peach is ugly.

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hot

It smells like peaches

this guy right here
he's going places

Carlos!

She looks like she fucks koopa guys.

Probably cum tributes

She is just a puppet, the Toads run the Kingdom.

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man the things i would do

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>you don't provide enough cum
>you're taken and milked until you meet your quota, and then some

just imagine

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You're ugly. Peach is wonderful.

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More of Peach's peach please!

Too restrictive.
>T. Yosho

50% of all Male citizens semen

Princess Peach has baked a cake for You

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probably gonna head to bed soon.

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Based cuntbust poster

I have to post this
youtu.be/Oc8vrGjyqes
>Word up Yoshisaurus Munchakoopas is my name and I'll tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game...

I'm stroking off to Peach!

why are all of you saying these lewd things about Booster's wife?

>Kicked
>Feel pain
Whoa

Don't worry user, other people will fill that role

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>editing a decent image and making it /pol/ tier garbage
I'm never understand why you faggots think this is appealing.

good for you user. I know some folks like getting other anons off, but im not one of them. I just dump whenever i feel like it

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I hope they'll flirt with me too, I get turned on really easily~

>blunt force trauma
>no pain
Hmm....

Everyone should know it hurts.
Just women should understand that kick in their crotch is only a inkling of the agony a man feels for a kick in theirs.

>spoiler
In a Peach thread that much is expected. We'll see how far I can can push things before I get banned

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Play Mario Retardy and see how the Tax Queen taxes.

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>You'll never be Peach's slave

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It feels really really good stroking and rubbing it, I haven't stroked off in a few days too~

i hate that i can't just dump peach without getting anons that expect lite rp from me.

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you don't have to say anything user just at me

it hurts to life

She looks like she fucks koopas

>not using the other image by that artist for that post

Have sex.

I just picked a pic, actually.

All the hot Peach images are fine and dandy but remeber Toads die like frogs in a blender defending that girl, she better be a good governator.

that's a good thing. here's why

>Peachfags being ERPing degenerates
sasuga

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Some of us are only degenerates. I don't fuck with ERP, man. Just gimme Peach fats and I'll be on my merry way.

No one's forcing you to, user. People would be more than happy with you dumping your Peach folder and not saying a word

>Wario is a footfag

something something Dan Schneider

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Gross

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its like when you fall on your ass and hit your tailbone but on the front

So what do Peaches queefs and braps smell like?

I'm pretty sure most anons ITT are here because they want to fap to a fictional princess, not a real woman.

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don't get me wrong, i usually ignore em and continue doing what i please. I just wonder why its with peach more then anything else

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Cake.

maybe it's the high number of lewd peach posters

She's a terrible queen. She hasn't worked on producing a heir after all these years being kidnapped.

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>responding to a bot

don't open this

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Why are weebs always perverts 100% of the time?

Play video games.

Open this.

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Bowser gave her an heir.

Everyone has a fetish.

I like bride Peach!

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i want to eat that cake

Popularity is a big factor, Peach just accentuates almost every desirable feature while attracting a certain kind of audience in the process

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That everyone is allowed to use the toad onahole that is better then her because toad onahole is flat chested

I want to feed Peach that cake.

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What do you mean Bowser has a dozen kids, where do you think they came from?

>fused toes
Just fucking hide those things. Or cut them off at the ankle.

Not him, but those old GC-era models were awful.

>seething footfag
lol

its great

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Wedding dresses are truly the peak of eroticism.

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The idea of Peach being an aryan white supremacist dom GF is hot as fuck

I can't commit. Bunny suits, cheer uniforms, and China dresses exist.
Also all excellent on cute males.

Peachfags explain yourself.

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The koopalings aren't his kids.

you first weirdboy

WiiU era was good though.

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Nothing is quite as bad as N64-era, though.

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Not much to explain. I like a big girl.

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Footfags need to be burnt at the stake

alright then. It seems to me that princess threads attract /d/ tier fetishes for some god forsaken reason.

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I used to have a crush on N64 peach so fuck you

Not before we guillotine the fatfags.

I'm in camp Rosalina. Why do you allow such things to be done to your waifu?

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>Bunny suits, cheer uniforms, and China dresses
>spoiler
You might be a faggot, but at lease you have good taste.

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Fatfags PLEASE fucking go

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>BAD ART GOOD
And here I thought footfags were supposed to have low standards.

Rosalinafags are usually even more obsessive and strange than peachfags in my experience

remember when it was impossible to find rosalina amiibos because a waifufag was buying literally ALL OF THEM

post the full pic you coward

I'll think about it.

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Mariotehplumber was not a waifufag. He bought all those Rosalina amiibos to spite the waifufags because he hated the character that much and thought that she was a "hentai girl" that was ruining the Mario franchise. I still resent him for that to this day.

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The only bad thing here is your shit opinion

Mariotehplumber was a Peachfag that was seething over Rosalina being "hentai".

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After all these years, you'd think people would learn to keep waifu wars on the internet where they belong.

I haven't heard that name in a long, long time.

I didn't realize you had a fetish for foot deformities. Carry on.

Waifuwars?

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More like I don't give a shit about the "fused toes" you seething footfag

He was unbearable at the time, and he was also the same guy who came up with that "Chad Ganondorf" Smash leak. At least he hasn't caused any other shitstorms since then.

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This. I didn't even notice until it was pointed out.

>he doesn't like women to look good from one end to the other
What a faggot.
Sounds like low standards to me.

I DM'd him cropped Rosalina porn once. I don't think I've ever seen someone hit that block button so fast.

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I'm too busy staring at ass, tits, hips, thighs, faces and bellies to even spare a thought to feet.

I have heard of only one other legendary master of the Block button...

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Down with the Mushroom Kingdom! Up with Sarasaland!

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Hey Daisy.

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>more fatass trash of the one canonically /fit/ character in the franchise
leave

Oh, hush.

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An agreement between the the two kingdoms seem more appropriate.

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>A-user, my triforce, its getting so wet for your master sword!

especially if despite all that she still loves BBC

He is no master. He is a master of public shaming with a minor in blocking.

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Wrong princess.

I really like the doodles that this guy does.

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The Mushroom Kingdom has had the most dominant economy, culture, and military of the two nations. The Mushroom Kingdom would need to heavily surrender its resources to reach anything resembling a fair agreement.

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I heard she castrates the toad people who don't reproduce at least bi-yearly but sometimes just sometimes she has them detained and turned into playthings

How about to shut the fuck up.

PUDI PUDI!

I am though.

Yeah I'll take a hard pass, a large yikes, and a hefty cringe on that

I WANT PRINCESS DAISY TO SIT ON MY FACE

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But what valuable assets do Sarasaland have to offer in return?

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She's so fucking hot, that mouth all she needs

I think you're looking at the wrong girl, user.

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You are welcome in the Sarasaland court whenever you wish to visit.
Immediate cessation of spying and political hostilities, a tactical advantage in forging an alliance with a landmass that borders Bowser's territory, and joining forces with the second most powerful army in the world next to the Mushroom Kingdom's own (though the gap is rapidly closing).
Ushering in an era of peace and ensuring the fruitful, happy lives of the peasantry sounds like a steal to me.

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Disgusting model

Why do you feel that way?

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Her tax policy is cute!

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With the relationship the two rulers have with each other, that arrangement out of the question either

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bad proportions, bad anatomy, bad shaders, bad cloth physics, bad face, to name a few

not him but there's a difference between the pictures your posted
in that one her skin and hair look fine, but in this one her skin looks way too pale, and her hair looks faded compared to the other one or the hair that rosalina usually has

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Sarasaland is also willing to forego diplomats to allow Princess Daisy to conduct her affairs directly with Princess Peach. The council has decided that it is in the interests of both nations for their leaders to continue building trust and strengthening the bonds between themselves however they see fit to do so. Princess Peach is encouraged to decide how she wishes to continue forging her relationship with Princess Daisy, bearing in mind that Princess Daisy has laid out the ground rules of "no limits".

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There's a specific spot women have near the crotch that's supposed to be worse than getting kicked in the balls if hit hard enough.

Storks are canon in the Mario universe.

The Mushroom Kingdom doesn't have a standing army or any social programs to fund, the only taxes payed are in the form of yearly tribute from land owners in the form of gold coins (which are harvested throughout the year from Coin Blocks) which pays for basic castle up-keep and paying staff wages.

That sounds like bullshit that women made up to have another thing to complain about to men

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See you in 3 days, user.

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>can finally have mario princess threads again without bowsetteniggers ruining them
Being a peachfag in october 2018 was suffering

you're already cooked, might as well go all out before it happens user

All she needs is Daisy on a Saturday night.

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Keep in mind that shit would have to get hit REALLY hard, to the point where it could potentially cause infertility.

I don't care for dicks but there's something about Peach's expression here that just works for me. The big tits also don't hurt.

UHHHH BASED

Niglovers BTFO

maybe mods will only give me a warning.
I spoiled at least

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Probably there is no any special tax Policy, toads just give her everything she needs for free so she doesn't need any taxation

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Why is everything about sex with you idiots?

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For light trauma the pain of a woman getting hit in the crotch is nothing compared to that of a man. But for heavy trauma? A girl is actually way, way more likely to outright die from being hit on the crotch than a man.

You can do exactly same to a guy

The issue is people find crotch hit funny, hence it's such a popular gag in cartoons and comedies

But girl hit in the crotch is a taboo, imho that's sexist

Godspeed, user.

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Yeah, good luck with that. I just got back from this, and honestly have no idea what post it was. They didn't even link to what post it was.

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posting on billie eilish threads cause this sometimes

To be fair, why even have Billie Eilish threads on Yea Forums? Almost any offtopic Yea Forums thread here is better than that.

You wouldn't fuck someone else's wife

I don't even know who that is, but with the way I post, I probably have posted in a thread about them.
Am I banned again? My post got deleted.

Because.

>tattoo
Off to the chamber with you

post lips

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how about irl lips

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the lips are so detailed that it's suspicious. someone at nintendo was having a little too much fun making this model.

Based nigger. Fuck whores

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saving all the pics and I'm going to edge to peach tomorrow, send more
thx

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do you think those japs jerk off while making their renders?

Of course they do, they're modelling a 10/10 Aryan goddess, how would they not jerk their inferior dicklets to her?

she looks like ivanka

More fat Peach please

Holy fuck who is the artist?

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is this ppomo

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so anyone want to help me fap to peach

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We need to go... bigger

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Fuckin sa--
>/pol/
Fuck you

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It's-a me, Mario!

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What more do you need, user?

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t-thanks user I'll try my best for you

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this is enough for me