People start yelling at me in mvm for missing money

I gave up playing mvm because of the community. I've been kicked by groups of fart-sniffing fucks for the stupidest reasons like airblasting the bomb carrier or missing 20 bucks as scout when it was impossible for me to get it because there are waves of robots between me and the money and it's my team's fault they got so far. Disgusting people.

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In this heartless husk I meander the planet with, this cat is the only thing that makes me feel.

>Airblasting the bomb carrier
Aren't you supposed to do that?

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MvM is fun but the people who demand that you play their made up "meta" are worse than overwatch players. There's a video of 6 soldiers beating nightmare mode with just the righteous bison. Every person playing has to be a fuckup to lose, not just one sniper or spy.

Basically they didn't like me stalling the bomb because it was wasting their time and they just wanted to kill the bots as quickly as possible. They could have just asked me to switch classes then, but no, i get kicked.

Sniper is fucking busted with the right setup anyways. Using the Hitman's Heatmaker with explosive headshots and damage boosts essentially turns him into a demoman with hitscan crit stickies and autocollected money every time a giant robot shows up.

There's something special about these images

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>pick up every single piece of money every wave
>team mates say nothing
>accidentally miss some because of bad luck/timing one game
>vote kick me

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This image makes me unreasonably upset and I humbly request that you delete it immediately

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>Guy with 1k tours who still cant pop all the uber medics at once
>Nobody yells at them for it out of intimidation

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I main Pyro, and it triggers the fuck out of me when they can't stop killing the bomb carrier even when it's right next to a fucking hole and they clearly see me trying my damnedest to blow it in HOLY SHIT you'd be surprised at how many games we've lost simply because of that

>play medic
>boss fags around and reward the good boys with kritskrieg
No one went medic, again? I guess I can go medic and help out.

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>reddit and twitter had to ruin the sad cat reaction image
thanks

I am happy that Two Cities convinced dumb people to shut up and let me keep them alive.

>play potato community servers
>literally no one gets mad at anyone
>even when people are actively fucking up
>those that do get mad get shittalked until they fuck off

Memes vs Machines was fun, got to fuck around with pubbies doing dumb shit like Widowmaker engie.

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It was never funny in the first place and it getting photoshopped onto every single cat reaction image on the face of the Earth only exemplified that.

it was just a reaction pic never meant to be funny and it did it's job

The pic is probably made by someone with crippling stage fright; what with all the self-hating "humor" going on nowadays (plus it being a discord meme).

>fucking god-tier scout
>Never miss money unless an act of God destroys the teleporter and me multiple times in a row
>Realize that I've only played scout since mvm released
>Try sniper or engineer
>Noone goes scout or they miss $200+
>Realize my gift is truly a curse
At least I don't loathe playing it, but I like playing sniper too...

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What are some gopd potato servers?

Honestly I don't play normal TF2 too much anymore, so I wouldn't be able to answer that question properly.
If you just want MvM servers, they have an entire site for it.

how the fuck is stage fright even real
lmao

YEs, it’s special because it triggers my empathy something fierce. I want to protect these cats

I used to think I was at least passable when it came to public speaking. Not to crowds or anything but like to a classroom of like maybe 30 people at most. But then I realised its only because I was able to brute force learn my script.
>tfw studying nursing
>forced into nursing handover first time completely unprepared
>stuttering like crazy, and constantly repeating myself and backtracking.
>trouble breathing and feel like choking
>can feel my panic and frustration getting bigger
>someone just pull that fucking trigger.
Stage fright is the fucking worst holy shit.

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Sometimes it's not about the people, it's just about feeling overwhelmed. You have to talk about something coherently for X minutes and have to do it in a structured way so that the audience can follow. As soon as you make one mistake, you're done.

I stopped playing MVM the day I got kicked even before the first round began because I didn't spend my money on the "right" upgrades.
Also because in boot camp people don't even try.

Has anyone beat the original wave 666?

Ye.

>because I didn't spend my money on the "right" upgrades.
Fuck each and EVERY min maxing nigger

Saving on toilet paper is always a good thing.

More like these please

No
Having pictures or captions with cats crying or sad is illegal, the FBI are coming right now

Who /lobinhibcel/ here?

>approach customer service rep
>"Hello"
>they're looking away
"Uh, hello"
>"..."

>walk in front of them
>"Hello"
>"..."
>"Hello."
>"Uh, do you have this shirt in red"
>"Yeah, we have that shirt."
>"I mean, yeah. I'm holding it"
>"..."
>"Have you got it in red"
>"Do we have that shirt in red?"
"...yeah"
>"I don't know, you'd have to look"
>"I-"
>they turn away
>"uh, okay, thank you"

The dialogue you just read is 100% real.

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I usually say something along the lines of "If you keep talking like that, you're fitting to get those toes sucked." I haven't had any actual responses to that one yet. I don't even have a foot fetish.

Your only jobs are to jump around like a retard collecting money, fan certain enemies, and throwing milk
If you can't handle doing something so simple stay out of MVM

these cat images are posted by trannies akin to them thinking they are cute when they have anime profile pictures pretending to be some anime faggot who actually looks like a girl from some anime
you are not a cute autistic cat you are ugly as fuck and inherently unlikable
dilate

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I'd probably be put on the spot and just walk away if I heard that honestly

>pick up every credit for 5 rounds straight
>silence
>dumbass team mate kills a bot on the opposite side of the map without picking up credit
> "BRO kick this scout he sucks"

we live in a society

Could you perhaps project harder, my dude?

People have social anxiety because they THINK people are watching and judging them when they really couldn't give less of a fuck. Now imagine knowing that people are ACTUALLY watching you and paying attention to you.

cope more tranny

>nobody can post fun exaggerated images of how they feel now
I agree with anime pics tho, usually posted by ugos and trannys

back in the day Yea Forums used to have caturdays
and they invented talking like a retard while posting pictures of cats doing silly things

Do you just go into threads and try to start nonexistent drama about trannies?

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that owo furfaggot shit is not something people should generally do
kill all furries and trannies

>still projecting
I hate degenerates as much as the next guy but you need to settle down mkay

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Caturday

I'd probably come back with "Do it, slut. Make me cum." But I'm a huge degenerate so it comes to mind quickly. I can never actually cyber or RP because when I think they're actually judging what I write I'm too nervous.

>not heckling yourself for missing 5 credits

>fail a wave
>someone calls a vote to reset the map
>we have perfect money score
>it passes

I don’t know if I hate Boot Camp or Mann Up more.

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the difference is those were about the cats not people projecting their own faggot furry personalities on these dumb cats

Lmao what a lame come back

Why is everyone online obsessed with the crying cat meme?

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>You're not using the meta REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
99.99% of all MvM fags

Imagine I'm posting an image of a cat crying to show I'm sad.

Thats a good one actually user, i think you just need to work on getting it more succinct

feels like I've been getting more nervous about those kinds of things as time goes on. no amount of time of study changes anything for me. I just try to put all my energy in staying cool before I go up now

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>>fail a wave
>>someone calls a vote to reset the map
>>we have perfect money score
>>it passes
Every. Fucking. Time. I despise playing Scout for this reason alone. I did my job, teammates gotta do theirs.

Here you go

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>Frost mats
Fuck, brah.

>I just try to put all my energy in staying cool before I go up now
fuck I do that as well now. Its less about getting the info across and more about not spilling mountains of spaghetti everywhere. It takes so much effort and focus just to be able to stay calm. Faking it till I make it, that sort of deal I suppose.

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Is there anything more hectic than mvm engineer?

Dude you just shoot your sentry with the rescue ranger and move it like once a minute when the buster comes

There's like 3 other things you have to do

I do my calculus homework on mannhattan

What did they scale it back?

There are times where teammates kill robots in such unusual places and don't bother to pick up the cash themselves or at the very least say something about it, makes getting bonus a pain in the ass sometimes and I know that feel.
But if you're missing more than $30 you probably deserve it desu senpai. I always invested in speed and jump first and it works wonders.

that sounds more like the service rep was just an asshole
but sometimes when I feel like I'm practically screaming people don't hear me, it's annoying

>Someone tries to talk shit
>Just start talking gay as fuck like "ooooh you sound delicious boy~" and they either stop talking or get mad and uncomfortable as fuck
It's funny.

>Just sort of black out whenever I need to do public speaking
>"wake up" when it's over and people always look really impressed
>Know I was speaking, don't remember anything I said
>Everyone always compliments me on my public speaking skills

I don't know. I can't really take the compliment. I still have no idea what happens and if I'm actually good or not

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>2008 internet
>LOLCats
>2019 internet
>Sadcats
What the fuck happened man

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Half of them are an asshole, and the other half are seriously just transcended beyond the basic point where you stop taking someone seriously because they're so incapable at standing up for themselves

No one will ever understand how hard it is to not let yourself be constantly walked on until you're one of us

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Don't worry user, they were 100% the retard in that situation. Your problem isn't your speaking skills and maybe not even your confidence, it's that you haven't realized other people really can be at fault. You're taking all the fault of the world on your shoulders.
If you're actually putting effort in then 9 times out of 10 the problem is everyone around you

I used to have a bro tier group for MvM which had the honor of being the only gaming group i’ve ever been in that didn’t collapse because of having a woman in the group. shame we all just grew up, drifted apart and lost interest.

>I can never actually cyber or RP because when I think they're actually judging what I write I'm too nervous.
But why? Honest question. Particularly because you can make an alt (If it's a character in a game) or a throwaway Discord account or whatever, and in fact it's usually advisable to do that anyway just to prevent potential weirdos/stalkers/etc. But it also gives you a buffer if you completely spill your spaghetti.

Also not trying to push cybering/ERPing because I've tried it myself and it's seriously not fucking worth it at all, but still.

You know exactly what happened

This really is the best way to shut up trolls. Extra hilarious if you do it to a nigger and they flip out.

Is ToD even worth playing anymore? metal is so worthless now that chances are you'd be using real money to get the tickets. and if I was going to spend money on TF2, I might as well just directly buy the killstreak or australium I want from the steam market directly instead of having to rely on RNG drops. it'll save a whole lot of time too, I sure as hell don't want to be stuck on some wave for a half hour.

Is there a twitter with these memes? Pls provide a link

Its funny

>MVM is a dead as fuck gamemode
>Still no 32 player mod for it for ultimate funsies
>It took like 5 years for MVM to get some shitty april fools mode

God fuck off you newfag.

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literally me stando

god i wish i was bugs bunnys gloves

>co-operative game
>community is overrun with obsessive competitive co-op players who sperg out if you play suboptimally or don't immediately know what to do
>in a fucking PVE game
Why are so many co-op games like this?

Like, it doesn't even have to be a raid or one of those high-risk-high-reward things in vermintide or whatever, you can just join any game and people will explode on you the second you step out of line.