If you were ever forced to breath through a video game characters butthole for the rest of your life who would it be?

If you were ever forced to breath through a video game characters butthole for the rest of your life who would it be?

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>this is how white people start threads

sage

Also 2B. She's a robot, so no poop.

>niggers can't make their own threads
>just shitpost in threads made by whites
just like real life

claimed by me

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Samus

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you

what a shit fetish, literally

Best Zelda is better. Samus is too masculine for me and I'm not a fag.

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She's a ghost so I don't have to smell shit all the time

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I swear 2 of these threads were deleted yesterday

Which part Samus or breathing through a butthole?

>Other M apologist thread

Gen IV is the undisputed greatest Pokemon Generation of all time but Scraggy is unironically the peak in terms of Pokemon design. Fuck Kalos shitters. Fuck Alola babies. And here's a preemptive fuck you to all the fetuses that are going to grow up with the series' biggest disappointment.

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9 times out of 10 when someone whines about fit girls being gay or too masculine they turn around and fap to traps and their "feminine" penises

No doubt Samus takes massive nasty shits. I would choose something that does not shit so 2B

>mfw I fap to musclegirls, traps, and normal girls
Feels good being ascended

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pony content outside of /mlp/

Then I must be the 10%, wew.

Mario
YAHOO

It means you're gay.

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How can I be gay if I like girls, faggot

wrong, here's the peak of Pokemon design. What's cooler than a seven-foot metal dinosaur? Oh that's right, fucking nothing

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>get my hose
OHNONONONONO HAHAHAHAHA

Imagine the smell.

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