Welcome to the Nintenbar. What would you like to drink?

For me, it's the Rusty Nail. Or a Makers Mark Manhattan with a few dabs of orange bitters.

I'll take a Bullet Bill and leave the bottle.

Some well water and naught else.

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I'd like some milk, please.

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I'll have the Cease and Desist

one juice box please

S O Y lent

S^OY MILK PLEASE!!!

>*mother drops me off*
>"Ok sweetie, have fun while Jamal and I have some fun cuddles at home."
>Oh boy I love Nintendo so much!!!
>Order a s.o.y.lent and whip out my Nintendo Switch with Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu
>See a cute girl looking at me
>Wink at her and hit the power button on my Nintendo Switch
>Oh no
>Oh fuck no
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>IT'S OUT OF BATTERIES
>How could this happen??!?!?!? I only played it for 2 hours today!
>Start punching myself and crying
>Girl laughs at me and moves a few seats away toward a buff yellow skinned gentleman in a blue beanie
>"Hey baby... wanna play Bloodborne with me on my Sony Playstation 4 Pro?"
>She cums on the spot
>Literally shit myself and throw my Nintendo Switch at the wall
>This was 3 days ago and mommy says I still haven't got enough good boy points for a new Nintendo Switch

Give me a Teeheespresso.

Cute user cum, please.

There’s better out there, but damn it’s amazing

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>this is what a sonyfag gets aroused by, fucking cuckolding
Zoinks

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4loko, extra spicy

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The only alcohol I've ever had that didn't taste like absolute garbage was a watermelon wine cooler when I was about 12 and I didn't bother learning what brand it was because I'm stupid.

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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This shit is fucking dangerous.

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Can I get the fangame special please?
Wait what do you mean you don't have that on the menu what the fuck

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Whiskey straight

Gimme a Regginator and a Mint Miyamoto for the lady.

Daisy juice :)

I had these for the first time when I was betting at the derby this year. Fuck this fruity faggotry and fuck bullshit rules costing me $500.

only non faggy answer to that question so far

this pasta is getting old but it still make me feel ill

>fuck you

Honestly i simply cannot fucking stand alcohol on its own outside of delicious girly drinks (even then these get nasty partway into the second drink, might as well get them Virgin)

However, Gold Peak Green Tea mixed with 1/5 or 1/4 Fireball Whiskey is very, very delicious

beer

>biru

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I'll have a glass of warm milk, please. But just a small one. It's almost bedtime after all.

youtu.be/85V7aqcwJ3Y?t=255
BEER

What a bitch

I don't drink alcohol; it damages the liver. Do you perhaps have flavored sparkling water or cranberry juice?

This or with ginger ale. No ice.

>most of the anons here are drinking coolers and martinis
Yea this is a Nintendo bar alright.

Ill have a princess peach's pink pussy juice. Put some ice in it too please

Either a negroni or a sazerac
Depends on how retarded the bartender is

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Gin and seven

Irish Car Bomb. Preferably from a bartender who doesn't get offended if I ask for an Irish Car Bomb.

Why would someone get offended over that?

>switch lasted 2 hours
Must've been brand fucking new

Only 383 days until Super Nintendo World Opens, at most, assuming there's no delays.

onions cappuccino with 2 shots of vanilla please

DUDE
ALCOHOL
LMA-*dies in a car crash*

I'm to young to legally drink alcoholic beverages.

Yeah, i'll have a "Please Cease and Desist". The Super Mario brothers a registered trademark of Nintendo and you do not have the legal permissions required to profit off them. Redo your bar and that will be the end of it. Good day.

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Give me the sweat from a melee player

Straight bourbon

how long does a bar like this stay in business? i'm betting it closed down within 1 1/2 years.

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Old Fashioned with Wild Turkey.
And sometimes Moscow Mules with a lot of ginger beer if I want something spicy.
Love mint juleps when they're prepared just right though

mfw I own a switch and she's already 2 years old

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I normally just get vodka tonic with a lime, but every once in a while I'll do a moscow mule

Tequila straight, reposado. I'm not even a beaner but I feel like it sometimes.

Wine if I want to get drunk, Guinness if I wanna chill and get a bit buzzed. If we're talking cocktails, AMF all the way

inafter all the original soi jokes. Haven't read the thread but some wojaknigger no doubt covered this.

I think what annoys me the most of these themed Super Mario places is that they're always based of SMB1. No World, no 64, no Galaxy, no 3D World, only Bros 1 because all of the owners are filthy secondaries trying to cash on trends.

I rarely drink alcohol outside winter holidays, but is usually Vampiro, wine or tequila.

DK's Coconut Cream please

A blueberry cocktail served in bayonetta's boots please, and make it quick.

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A Cease and Desist on ice please.

>I'd like my drink served in a cardboard cup that I have to build first please. Thank you. Oh? The drink itself? Whatever your fanciest IPA is, served with a Onions chaser.

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S oylent is word-filtered. Huh. I knew s oy was, but not the drink.

newfag

>drinking and driving
What a fucking loser, glad he died by getting impaled anally by a lightpost.

straight jager

ONIONS

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miwk pwease

a pour of Highland Park 12, neat.

>non faggy
nah he still wrote whiskey and not whisky, close though.

get me a vodka and coke.

I'll take a slider please.

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Whiskey sour, or just a hard cider.

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A gas mask with helium pls. Make it double.

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Amaretto

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I'll have the Falcon Punch. It's a Long Island with fruit punch and a dash of Red Bull.

Boiler Maker (approximated), typically Jim Beam chased with Budweiser

Bartender fag here I hate every single one of you.

Give me a Bing, make it a double, and a Whahoo chaser.

Fox McCloud's cum straight from his body.

Shut up and make me another shitty frozen margarita or I'll tip you in coins

We hate you too, don't worry.

Long Island Icetea when I'm out with the boys
Cuba Libre or anything with rum when not.

a few years ago i'd say a whiskey sour, but i really only started drinking those because my old roommate did. i went through a phase where i would buy a bunch of different kinds of alcohol and tried a ton of different kinds of mixed drinks, looking for one that i really enjoyed. my drink, my standing order, or whatever. never really found one that really stuck.

lately if i drink at all i don't do mixed drinks or liquor at all. i'll order whatever beer is on tap. who cares.

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>She cums on the spot
>she
>cums

A cup of espresso and cognac. Don't mix them, I'll do it myself. Wait, it's even better if you have Jagermeister instead of cognac.

>No no gotta do my part!

Make me an old fashioned. The REAL way.
Then a mojito. Actually make it a double.

I'd like a Long Island Ice Tea, faggot, stat, i'll be witholding the tip

Black Russian. Simple as that.