Go out with friends today for lunch

seething fortnite babies

You mean like OP?

I'm 27 and teach, see the dances all the time and pay them no mind. try again faggot.

Nigger I am 30
Seething at literal kids because they like something as silly as fortnite is fucking stupid and makes you look like a giant ass.

>Little kid is dabbing and doing Fortnite dances
christ its just a kid OP. Maybe if it was a teen it would be cringe but a kid? I remember when I was kid my friends and I would pretend be cops and robbers and other wacky kid stuff, why does dabbing trigger you so much?

How old are you? What do you think is different about life when you're over 25? Shit doesn't just magically change for no reason. I have freetime, just like everyone else.

>Smashfag calling other people autistic

>calls kids autistic as he posts smash autism

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because it's a childhood that isn't his and therefore it's cringe, not him clearly.

You’re here forever you little faggot

>90s
>kids become mildly autistic, shy, overly self conscious
>2000s
>kids become flamboyant homosexual trannies sperging out and screeching 24/7

I'm 30 years old and childhood was half of my life.

I'm pretty sure the kind of kids OP is talking about are not over 10 years old.

>friends
the fact you had to specify this leads me to believe you are lying

>kids become mildly autistic, shy, overly self conscious
You are not the embodiment of the 90s kid.

>spends his free time on a website where 75% of users are teenagers or autistic man-children. I'm 24 and plan to make a New Year's resolution to only come here once a month if not longer. Despite what LARPs try to make you believe, most people aren't some 100k/year code-monkey that only works 5 hours/week

You should get the whole faculty to dance. That way, the dance will get older faster.

Just as autistic as being a smashfag.

you fucked it user

I have decency user, and i have a lot of better uses of my time than to spite kids.

It’s hard not to notice kids when you’re eating at the local Chuck E. Cheese.

I saw an ad the other day for a toy llama that twerks. And then all the kids on the ad twerked.
I thought degeneracy was a meme.

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i love seeing zoomers larping as functional adults only to end up wage slaves or NEETS wanting to kill themselves like everyone else

>Imagine being a grumpy ass boomer that gets jealous of kids having fun

Sad

I just got home from a family function. All 3 of my nephews (aged 3, 5 and 7) were flossing and doing other retarded dances. None of them play Fortnite; they learned the dances at school/day care from other kids.

This

Fuck smash fags for ruin banjo with their autism

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they make good pizza to be desu

Call them dumb secondaries.

>most people aren't some 100k/year code-monkey that only works 5 hours/week
No, most people on here just don’t work.

Cope

>Yea Forums complains about normalfags
>le internet users want to be le cool so they copy Yea Forums users
>Yea Forumsirgins are shocked when people are autistic as them and dont understand how this could happen
Yikes

>Visit family with my little cousins and their nephew
>Use speaker to play bass boosted Crab Rave and racist memes in the middle of white suburbia
>Play Fortnite on Wifi on their phones and do Fortnite dances
>Ask them if kids get bullied for only having default skins in their school and they all say "Yes" at the same time

I feel like I have lived too long on this earth

You sound like a pedo

I never did autistic shit like that, we played war throwing rocks and hitting each other with sticks.

You are contradicting yourself

>t. dumb nigger who keeps changing the age goalpost every year
Zoomie go boomie

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>wahh wahh smash
Because god forbid people try to enjoy vidya?

>Go to baseball game
>Camera zooms in on crowd every now and then
>Kids doing the floss
>"eh"
>adults doing it too
There were so many damn floss dances at that one game, wtf.

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>calls smash niggers autistic as he posts weeb trash

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>get drunk and shove pencil up ass
why do did i do this anons?

t. Ranny

Ranny is my brother

why are you retarded?
same could be said about shuffling back in the day

>implying rosterfags plays smash

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I can forgive them being autistic given the shit western media is pushing and how much chemicals the government is putting into the food and water, but what I can't forgive is how fucking rude they are.
>kid is ordering something at Subway
>forgets his wallet on the counter as he's leaving
>older guy who is almost out the door says "hey you dropped your wallet!"
>kid goes and picks it up without saying a word
>walks out the door with his sandwich
>doesn't hold the door open for the guy who just saved him a shitload of trouble
Wanted to punch the little shit in the face, but that would """assault""" or something

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who in the actual fuck goes to chuck e cheese willingly, without any children, just to eat their shit ass pizza????? I'm a little angry.

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you were just as childish as a child dumbass. Surprising you forgot since you're probably still one.

He'll get his shit handed to him someday from somebody, user. Unless he's some rich guy's kid, then he's off the hook for life.

What is this thread even about?

Aren't you not allowed into Chuck e cheese without a child?

Their pizza is awful and entering as an adult is fucking embarassing.

How do you know OP is even a rosterfag?
All he did was use a picture of Banjo

I mean literally not allowed.

>he says, while posting MUH CHILDHOOD cereal bear that literally collects Autism Speaks logos

You have to have someone under 18 with you

>doing the Naruto run
>Screaming "you fools!" At my brother and his friend after destroying my Lego set with a basketball
>Running around the house with a Sonic The Hedgehog plush pretending he was running on walls and shit
Idk I was pretty autistic as a kid

i saw a fat guy wearing a NPC wojak t-shirt when i went to a carnival a month ago, i assume it was one of you.

You mean normal?

>implying I don't distance myself from this site to try and become a functional adult.

Yea Forums stopped being cool or interesting and is pretty much a bad habit to me like smoking is/was.

I mean, you posted Banjo and are assumedly not a little kid, which seems pretty spectrumy to me

i went to my bother's talent show and that one kidwas doingfortnite dances...

*HE WON!*

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um, what's wrong? don't you get meme??

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I'm just trying to make the point that kids in the past are just as autistic as kids 20 years ago. Kids are super passionate about the things they like and are unapologetic about it, they don't feel bad for the things they like because why should they? Before you start hitting puberty social awareness doesn't really exist and you just do what you want and what makes you happy.

The modern parent is caught up in work, trying to afford increasing prices.
They leave children with electronics that inject them with YouTuber behavior. A shame really.

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