LEAK: an anonymous source within IGN sent us this company wide memo distributed yesterday evening

will I ever find a boyfriend free girlfriend to be my sweetheart?

Based IGN

Fuck G*mers

Will everyone on Yea Forums get a qt girlfriend by the end of this year?

Does she really love me?

Ironic coming from Redditor

DONT

nice font, what it is?

Can I have something to eat?

is OP a fag?

can spongebob just fuck me now

will it be kino?

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will ffxiv surpass wow in subscribers this year

Good, fuck g*mers they ruined g*ming.

Should I order Dominos tonight?

Fuck gamer incels. It's all about Star Wars chads .

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Will he end up being my bf?

Will I hear from them before the end of the day?

oh mighty conch will I get a real life delinquent anime grill to succ my peepee

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>not actually working at ign

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Is it gonna happen?

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Go back reddit

alright, can sir spongebob please just destroy my anus

h

Fuck gumers?

Will I unironically ever get a girlfriend?

fuckin' cunt answer me

Did jews fake the holocaust?

Rollhan

You could have at least made the background of the logo transparent.

Seems legit

i need...

will i ever get a cute 9 year old cunny wife?

Should OP kill himself?

So VIDEO GAME is allowed?

>actually using Workplace while working at IGN

I enjoy deleting the emails that say I have 99+ unread notifications.

will i get my husbando

RISE UP

are you on the ZF side of J2 or elsewhere

Holy shit

Am I gay for the big dick?

Will the scourge of platform warriors ever end?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Is God real?

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Will I find a gf soon?

Should we do this fucking pain of a move? Will live be better?

kek, fucking based spongechad. i'll help
will this user ever have a girlfriend?

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Will Berserk ever get a proper videogame adaptation

will trannies be dabbed on today?

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WHAT ACCOUNT?

should i be a pta?

Why would you waste your time and printer ink doing this?

Will i finally become a cute eevee so i can be together with my sylveon bf?

>taking Hard Drive seriously
i bet you think the onion is a news site too

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I work in IGN’s SF office, so I guess that’s technically on the ZD side of things.

does she love me?

rollout

Holy shit, fucking based.

Love is just a meme, right?

will Atlus vs Big Comic Spirits ever be a thing?

Is real?

Will OP ever kill himself?

Will I meet her ever again

Hay!

Does he like me

i want it thanks

Asking again

Will I get a gf this year?
>inb4 8

I'm pretty sure this will avoid the pretty much irrelevant news website to turn relevant again instead of you know, just disappearing forever.

Will I be homeless in two days?

Will I get the job?

is it time?

Shit do u need help user

will the 3700X be god-tier

should i end it all, tonight?

>IGN Copy Desk
Kek

Will this guy ever meet her again?

Genuinely interested

should i eat before going to bed?

Gamers/gaming are the gayest terms. Players/Playing makes more sense.

Imagine reading books and calling yourself a booker or watching films and calling yourself a filmer

believe in yourself

Is it true that games journalism is trying to kill all white men like Yea Forums says?

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will captain syrup be in smash ultimate

Always. At the moment I'm wondering how much tramadol to ingest at once to check out early.

Did you find this inside of a time capsule from 2014?

Will I ever have sex with her?

Did he died?

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lgf?

just as i thought

Can I do anything to resist or stop it?

Should i take drugs

should I have sex today?

nice, i'm in a different company but the ign group is open to all, the all hands are streamed in there lol

yeah of course, if anyone tells you that they are spending most of their time building out a new CMS to go even stretch SEO further so they can make more money from their pointless marvel content, they are a liar

should i keep playing games?

Nobody can stop CHADren

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will i be a virgin by 2040

Do I let Pete have his way with me?

Will I ever take the BBC

tramadol is a bad death, the reduction of seizure threshold will probably get you before the actual cns depression. unless you mix it with something but even then it sucks. are you prescribed tramadol for pain issues user? is that why you want to die?

But I'm tired, Pete

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Will I get Melt in the GSSR tomorrow?

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should I live off savings and neetbux once my parents are dead?

am I cute

It would have made my job a hell of a lot more interesting being a white gamer too.

will my life not suck?

Will I ever gain control of myself?

should I get back to work?

wtf how do they keep winning

Boomers are angry because their boomer medium is dying. People aren't watching TV and reading their """""news"""""papers as much anymore

Will I ever find meaning in my life

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Should I make a tinder profile?

CALL

Should I continue pursuing digital art?

I think the conch wants you to trap up, user.

>trap
fuck off prison gay, I'mma cute dude now

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Should i pursue a homosex relationship instead of girls?

Will I fuck a dragon dildo on Monday?

I said should I continue pursuing digital art you daft sea shell.

Should I actually put in effort with this girl or should I let it fizzle out in the early stages on purpose so I'm spared the grief of another breakup down the line

Yes = first
No = second

Nice, I hope you managed to witness that one all hands where they passed out champagne glasses for a mystery announcement and it turned out to be the second highest paid person getting promoted to GM, please drink and clap for me.

Fuck off Shell, answer me.

>youre homosexual
Maybe youre right

Don't wanna trap up? I don't mind, now let me lick your chest.

Will I ever be handsome? Or at the very least, learn to love myself?

thats what you get for asking for two answers

No but seriously, will I ever find meaning in my life

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Will i be alone forever?

GET AWAY FROM ME

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Will my crush ever leave her boyfriend?

are we living in a simulation?

can't wait for vivek to show up and perform mass genocide against all whites

that is how all the all-hands go in every single BU, if J2 got their shit together and shoved every company in some gigantic slack for us all to chat i would love to shoot the shit but that will never happen. in the case you are one of the folks on backend i have heard that y'all are cool and wanted to pass that on

Come here cutie.

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Will I pass the test?

if you are gonna make bait use a proper font next time retard

should we start world war 3?

Will I ever get a big tiddy goth gf?

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Congratulations!

Why do you fucking retards always think jokes are bait? Do you need /sarcasm tags?

Wow this must be real

Will Andy pick me?

okay maybe just one lick

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Will i become the 40 year old virgin?

will I ever get genki tomboy gf

Will I make it

making something seem real and getting a response for/against it is the whole purpose of bait(originally trolling) now bait today is just idiots thinking what they do is funny

it's not funny and how is it sarcasm..?
jokes are funny, pretending to be retarded isnt

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Should I kill myself?

Alright...
One....
One....
One....

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will the jews finally get what they deserve?

Thanks brother

Will i ever know true love ?

IT's clearly not intended to be interpreted as real by anyone. You are retarded

Do i like her?

Will I fulfill my summer plans?

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will i be able to pull the trigger next year?

RIP

will i get hot big titty gf?

>maybe
Just give me a fucking answer

if that's how you think then you are really stupid and would make OP's post completely off topic for the board if it's a "joke"

True and truepiled.

Should I buy the car?

this is getting too gay for me I'm outta here

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should i fuck that twink tonight

Should I go back?

Will i get Bikini Judith when the summer banner in Rays hits?

no? well can i least jack off to twinks tonight

okay

will ffxiv new expansion get a 10/10 from ign

Fuck off give me a real answer

should i rape her?

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Is jacking off to traps gay?

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Will I get an STD if I fuck a hooker?

Who said I was a man???

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

Will I ever get a girlfriend?

Would at least be happy to be back?

What about now, Mr. Krabs? I'm ballsdeep inside babe ;))))
Are you feeling it now? ;))))))

Should I get Samsho

Will Midna visit me tonight?

Should I play video games tonight?

Will my life get better?

Will I ever get a gf?

Will I ever prove Dekinai chan wrong

THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN

will i get a mommy gf with huge milkers?

>IGN CAUGHT trying to KILL and GENOCIDE gamers and TAKING BRIBES??
Hey what's up this is Jeremy from The Quartering, I've got a really important video for you today but before that here's a message from my new sponsor, The Aryan Nation.

Anyway, don't forget to like and share and comment on this video, we need to get the word out. Here's a leaked memo from IGN and while I think it speaks for itself, another 10 minutes of me talking about it and making sure the word gets out is really important. And don't forget to like, subscribe, share and comment and don't forget to share like and subscribe and share like spicy hi I'm jeremy spicy.

Is Leon DLC 4 for Smash Ultimate?

I'm too lazy to read the thread. How many people called this bait instead of using the word joke? And how many people will reply to this saying "Only pretending."

There's a difference between bait and jokes, retards.

earthquake tonight?

How do you get in one of these places, I got writing chops and don't hate myself or video games so I feel like that's a step above these hacks to begin with

Will I get my hair back?

Should I study

Will Death Stranding be shit?

Will I get a qt femdom gf?

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will the Clippers win?

i hope that was a figurative trigger

will i get back with my ex?

Are traps gay

reroll

Is this post shit?

reroll i got killyourself twice

Is god real

Will that girl that's into me be at camp this year?

Should I break my calorie deficit?

Will I cure my anxiety

fuck yeah

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Will I get a GF this year?

what account?

Should I keep slogging my way through it even though it's kinda shitty?

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will i make it?

what account?

Will I ever find a new bf?

>kill yourself
damn, can't argue with that answer

Will I succeed or die.

Goes from ass to vegeta
Mass Klondike bar vanilla aftermarket slingshot Ford Gortnite oil and transmission
Call sonic for blowjob yesterday at Disneyland cancer clinic

Can I please die in my sleep tonight?

rolling for kill myself

FPBP

Will my family stop being children and get along?

Big titty goth harem please

But should i really do it?
This was me:

So i'm a faggot k.

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Am i getting rolled?

Was Team Mini the best team?

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Will i ever end up in a anime and become a god?

The conch has spoken

Will anyone in here get a GF?

will i be able to finally talk to that girl i like tomorrow?

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Can i be a little girl and play with my cunny all day?

Will Heavy from TF2 get in any official installment of smash?

Will I die a virgin?

Get fucked!

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>will i be able to finally talk to that girl i like tomorrow?

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Will everything be alright for me at work

Should I get a job?

Ask again user maybe someday you'll get your answer

Will i die alone?

Shieeet

Spamming

fucking shit how many time? will i be able to finally talk to that girl i like tomorrow?

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Should i get a job with user?

Should I buy a game on steam? (Scared to do it)

will part 6 be animated

I will get a gf?

damn

will i get a gf

Will i win lots of money then live the rest of my life fapping and shit posting on Yea Forumsplaying video games?

Should I plow her?

Will I find happiness at uni?

I SAID WILL EVERYONE HERE GET A GF IN THEIR LIFETIME?

Did ghandi have a big pee pee

Will I defeat my crippling addiction

Pretty rude answer

will i blow my load on a toad?

Totally believable.

Is it worth the effort?

Will they kiss?

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Do i have a giant cock?

will life fuck me?

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

Will there ever be a second season?

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Fuck g*mers and fuck wh*tes.

never ever but i want it

Based

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Is this site controlled by you?

Should I buy it?

Will I ever lose my virginity?

will I find a Girlfriend soon?

Give me release! Please!

should I play video games?

Will I find love in my future?
Reroll

r e e e e give a straight answer

give me sweet release!

Ok, should we get a job?

should I play video games?

Fuck you, mighty conch

Will I remain a virgin?

Will she ever come back?

okay

Will I finally be unemployed?

will i have sex this year? PLEASE FOR FUCKSAKE

...

Ok I'll ask again: will she ever come back?

did dinosaurs have feathers?

FOR FUCKSAKE WILL I NOT BE A Yea ForumsIRGIN ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Will I ace college and be successful?

Should I draw some futa fart porn?

Ask again

Will I ever be happy?

>kill yourself
thats the reaction I tend to get when I mention futa fart porn

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Will I ever git gud at rainbow six siege?

should i fuck a cow and say MOOO MOTHER FUCKER WHEN I CUM?

Should I keep being friends with her, and are they together for 2nd digit.

Is op a fag

am I going to jail

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does this even work?

fuck is this thread

alrightey then, i was planning to do that anyways

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FUCK ME SPONGE BOB!

are the posters above and below me married homosexuals?

YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S TIME TO GET LAID!

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Will I ever get a big titty goth wife?

will yellowstone finally erupt?

Is this poster a huge faggot that will get us all laid?

>taking an obvious joke thread seriously

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Will we get back together this summer?

IS THE POSTER ABOVE ME A SCARY SKELETON??????

Will I ever get a gf that I love and loves me?

>I have a pirated copy of Microsoft Word 2007: the thread

will i fuck his g/f?

Based mods for keeping this thread up just so we can shit on faggot op

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well you heard it here first. all u california boys and wild west boys live it up while u can

will i get to fuck that bitch from work

you think its funny but look at Mtv

WILL ALL OF Yea Forums GET SEXBOTS AND FUCK WHOEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT?

do Michelle and I have a future?

she had/going to have sex tonight?

Will I get a monster girl waifu?

Will Trump get a third term?

Will I be killed by a watering can ?

Yeah but modern music is shit anyway.

will your mother really die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post?

WILL TRUMP FUCK HIS DAUGHTER?

michelle is an undercover fbi agent she knows about your criminal activities

Will the tranny raid ever end?

Will I ever get married?

Will I ever settle into a job that I'm happy with and pays well?

Will weed save my life?

Butt sex?

Is op a faggot?

Subtext?

I have too much time on my hands and looked up 114 5th Ave New York, just to see if that's even IGN's office or not, and of course it's not. Unless they're holed up on a high-up floor of a random unmarked building.

Will we get the property next week?

Will I ever lose my virginity?

God I love Yea Forums x
Allows me to actually browse this thread without having to scroll through all the replies to the rollshit

2nd attempt: Will we get the property next week?

will prince charles finally claim the throne

Will it all work out?

>mods delete this but not the roll post and replies

Last attempt: Will we get the property next week?

should i keep going or start that other thing on Monday?

will timesplitters 4 ever exist?

You know I can't actually come up with a decent argument against this

the conch can't be tricked into a paradox that easily

do the girls i know hate me?

Damn this is probably the most replies I’ve ever seen to one post on Yea Forums
Also, will I ever get a girlfriend?

Most of the thread is just replying to a cancerous role post so just install Yea Forums x to hide the roll post and replies so you can scroll through it quickly
Also ctrl f nigger

will my life improve in all aspects, especially inthe GF/Wife department with a loyal loving hot asian woman?

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4chin are scary place

Alright, I laughed pretty hard. Thanks for that OP, I needed it.

Will I ever not be alone?

will I meet someone for me one day?

Will I ever release my game?

Should i text her

Will I rape my younger cousin?

Will I enjoy FE Three Houses?

Will you know what ever happen?

Should I buy the new pokemon games?

should i continue to main her?

Guess you're gay now

will i made a good bideo game in my life

Should I stop playing mobile games?

I'm kinda tired today. Should I continue working on the game today?

Cute drawing

kill yourself

hoenstly fuck this and ign's sjw bullshit/ we really need to come together and rise to the call because this has gone far enough

What the f*ck... they said f*ck gamers... they're targeting us bros...

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he died just like how reiner did back then when he got his head blown off too.

how the flying fuck did the jornos managed to not only get away, but also label the movement as the bad guys? Cuckson was clearly in the wrong

will I ever find a gf?

What's with all the deleted posts in this thread what went on

welcome to the board - enjoy your stay

media always wins unless there's an actual lawsuit

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Should i fap to bbw porn instead of trap porn tonight

well thanks stupid fucking conch

tits or gtfo