Is there anything so autistic yet so normie at the same time...

is there anything so autistic yet so normie at the same time? like everyone who I've personally met who "collects" these things is either a legit autist or a turbonormie woman/söyboy. like what's the appeal? I'm not a figurine guy, but I do get the appeal of like those well made collectors edition figurines, but these just look like cheap bottom of the barrel shit you'd find at some Chinese gift shop yet they take up a whole wall at a gamestop for some strange reason. fuck these things

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Where did Funko Pops succeed where that all the other "lol so nerdee xD" shit over the years like Mighty Muggs failed, Yea Forums? 99% of them are completely hideous yet they're still selling crazily well a decade later.

Like, I see why people would be hesitant to drop $50-100+ on a Nendo or Figma, or hell, even a Todd McFarlane figure, I completely get that. But then when you're spending the equivalent amount of money on fucking Funko Pops, it becomes a bit silly.

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Even my local retro store has started buying/selling these and at the time I was there they were having an in depth conversation about rares/variants. I dont get the appeal personally but I try not to judge.

I get the idea of collecting stuff, but almost every type of thing that's collected by a fanbase is typically unique in some way. All of these "figures" are so bland and similar to one another. I think I've only seen a couple that I would deem unique.

my local store also now has a vape lounge, theres no saving it.

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>rare variants

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I'm strangely infuriated by this.

I own around 10 Funkos atm and will buy more in the near future, AMA.

Why?

When and why did your taste completely die? You presumably weren't always like this.

some are good

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Because it's cheap. People who buy funko don't buy because they like the thing, it's for the credit of liking said thing.

>26 Bids

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I bet the people who complain about plastic straws have their walls lined up to the ceiling withs these fucking failed abortions.

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I don't like funkos specifically because they're hideous, and have no poseability, or playability.

Like, $40 for a good poseable toy you can have fun with? Worth it.

$400 for a high quality statue that does nothing but collect dust? Not worth it.

$4 for a 3d printed piece of vinyl plastic that looks atrocious, does nothing, and collects dust? Definitely not worth it.

they're cheap and make ok birthday presents, my brother and I got into the habit of buying them for each others birthdays.

around the time I bought one as a joke gift and my brother started buying them too I guess.

God those things are ugly as sin.

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Because ths beady eyes fit her

These fucking things fill me with a sense of loathing so deep I cannot describe it. There's no better way to advertise you are a soulless consumerist whore just jumping on the easiest, most low-effort and low-cost trend of appearing to be a 'nerd' than buying these fucking pieces of shit.

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yeah some characters are ok

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To be fair, Japs themselves say the same thing about Nendos.

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they're really ugly but cheap enough to make good gifts as shelf or desk filler

and one out of every hundred or so ends up looking nice

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My personal favorite

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>tfw you find the perfect companion for your rare alt silver Heath ledger joker (love the dark night btw XDD)

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I get these as gifts from my family all the time and it sucks because I don't want them in my house but I don't want to be ungrateful

>like what's the appeal?
They're cheap. There are of pretty much any popular and sometimes even niche character you can think off. They're fucking everywhere. They're this decade's Beanie Babies and Cabbage Patch Kids, the fad will eventually die.

$10 to shut your kid up and make them feel like a super fan. Marketing genius.

Just because it's almost exactly the same body type as Retsuko. I bet Fenneko and Haida look hideous.

If you like something a lot, why not get a poster, or a legit action figure? Or maybe a subtle tshirt or phone background?

Why would you want a cheap, ugly, piece of shit cluttering up your room?

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I don't get triggered like you but they are definitely ugly as shit. I guess the appeal is just how many licenses they've been able to acquire so that it doesn't matter what bullshit you like, they've got you covered? But again, they're ugly as shit and annoying to look at, no question.

Nendos actually look fantastic though

they make easy gifts. they are from popular franchises, available everywhere, and are simple and not complex.

I prefer buying life sized dolls.

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You have issues

>I bought one as a joke gift
>Don't worry bra, it's just a joke, it's not like I'd really buy something this unironically haha

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I don't buy toys or figurines so tell me, why do people hate these so much? The bland design?

Just get Dollfie instead. At $700~ a pop chance that they won't clutter your room at least.

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I really want to sniff their feet

I want a dollfie so bad I'm jealous of BJDfags

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Join us user, I got 3 and planning to get my 4th this year.

They smell like semen

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Maybe someday soon I'll be able to join you

They're cheap and have licenses for every media franchise under the sun, in addition to being carried at all of the big box stores. As for the cost, most people only buy a few of them, so they see something like Nendos as a worse value proposition.