Who the fuck is Super Mario?

youtube.com/watch?v=w3R3vJM7vh0
Hey dad you want some twizzlers?

"Super" Mario Rigatoni (1957-1980) was a American football linebacker for the Berlin Gestapo of the NBA. Because of his many feats, he is regarded by many as the greatest football player of all time, until Shaq stole that title from him.
Super Mario was well known for his many signature plays such as the "Run n Gun", in which Mario would reveal a Glock and shoot the opposing team dead as he ran to the end zone. His tactics have earned him the affectionate nicknames of "That Italian Nigger", "America's Most Wanted", and "Papa Frenchie".
Outside of football, Super Mario has started a charity for vagina-less men known as "Fuck Women", and has held the position of President of Montana.
Super Mario tragically died on July 6, 1980 when a black man crawled up his anus and detonated himself. This was also the first terrorist act ever done.

DID YOU SHIT THE FUCKING TOILET??

>racism outside of Yea Forums

500$ WORTH OF BUUUULLSHIT

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I actually don't see anything racist about that post. It's not really that funny but as far as I'm aware you're allowed to say "nigger" on blue boards.

Google Mario segale you silly bitches

APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, SO FUCK HIM

THESE FISH STICKS ARE HARD AS TITS

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HER TITS LOOK LIKE A NIGGER'S BALLS

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As tits? Who's tits have you been grabbing that feel hard? That's what I wanna know ha ha ha!

Fuck salt!

SHE HAS NICE FEET
I'D LIKE TO TITFUCK HER FEET
I CALLED HER A WITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS

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Youre just jaded and cynical, user.

I don't hate gays..

But if SOME FAGGOT EVER TRIED TO TOUCH ME

I GOTTA GO

SOME SQUIRREL'S FUCKIN MY TOMATOES

>WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK!
>I don't have a dick, you prick!
>CHARLIE? AHHH SHIT

What did they mean by this?

THERE'S LADIES EVERYWHERE, DUMBASS

ALL YOU EVER DO
IS SIT AT HOME
STARE AT YOUR ASS AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS ALL DAY
AAUUAUEUEAUUEGHGGHU

>I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS
BITCH....I LOVE YOU

>internet 3.0

Danny's ex-wife is Shirlene, you dick.

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Daaad, can we go get some captain crunch cereal today?

Fuck you kid you're a dick

But daaaad

You're a Faggot!

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIG FOOT

FASHION BUG!

there's one where he tries out a mattress in a mattress store and just says "triple h would shit his pants" while staring at the ceiling and it fucking kills me. other than that scene, though, i really can't enjoy his stuff anymore

This line perfectly summarizes a relationship between 2 people who love each other.

Triple H would shit his pants

PISSING OUT THE WINDOWS, AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOWS. ARE TWO. DIFFERENT THINGS
>throws kid down stairs
I'LL THROW MY SHOE AT YOUR FAGGOT ASS

Who's Jon Corzine? Who's Rihanna? I know who Rihanna is. I know the IMDb Top 10. Who's Jon Corzine?

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THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE! THAT'S TIT DIRT!

>that scene where the tourette's guys dad is visiting and he grabs a box of count chocula from the pantry and asks "what the hell's this shit?"

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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

was he just an actor or was he actually like this?

THE WASTE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT! HGRRRRRGGGHHH

FUCK SALT

FUCK RICK MORANIS AND ALL HIS. PUSSY WHIPPED FRIENDS.

I AIN'T AFRAID OF SHIT....

'Cept Snakes.

YOU CANT DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS

Oh god how could I forget this one

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Some Italian dude that looks like a pervert and really likes mushrooms.

youtube.com/watch?v=pdlDUwqmtJ0

>rotates it for like 15 seconds
>"still trying to figure out what in the world it is"

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naw man, he's still funny. you're just unhappy now.

>who's the faggot with a tuba?

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It was pretty obvious from the start that a lot of it was staged, the guys playing his son and dad are both atrocious actors, but that doesn't mean a lot of it isn't genuine.
>goes out in public and cusses at the top of his lungs
>got hit in the face by a bird
>clogged the toilet and nearly got his ass beat by the thug janitor
>started going apeshit at the drivethrough
I don't think any amateur internet video creator doing it for fun would PURPOSELY smash their head into a goddamn chandelier. I would say he genuinely has Tourettes, but is playing it up for comedy. Even disregarding the cussing, him uncontrollably yelling FASHION BUG in that one clip is a legit Tourettes style verbal tic. I doubt he really went to jail though, that was probably just an "in-universe" justification for why they didn't make any videos for like 5 years. I also thought I read somewhere it was because people discovered where he lived based on hints of the neighborhood and places where he went to in the videos, and he got kinda worried about it.

bing

OH BOB SAGGAT!

NIGGA MADE A PIZZA

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Classic

My favorite bit is when he's at the bowling alley and screaming fuck or tits every time he goes

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE’S BALLS

THEYRE SMALL AND THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGdDyxzlwt0

>that time Bob Saget turned out to be a dickhead

youtube.com/watch?v=cGssXhgLVcI

youtube.com/watch?v=9W8qZiuNdDA

YOU CANT DO SHIT, WITHOUT YOUR BALLS

Feed Triggered

How do I fix my tourrettes Yea Forums?

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actor, he goes by tony six but his real name is daniel s hempstead

>2005

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HOLY FUCK I GOTTA GO. THERE’S A SQUIRREL OUTSIDE FUCKING MY TOMATOES

DAD WHAT TIME IS IT?

FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!

Daaad there's some white stuff on the floor

THAT'S MY ASS!

THAT WAS A GOOD SHIT

ASSSSS ASSSSS ASSSSS

I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS

THE DAIRY QUEEN HAS FUCKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME

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dad is that a mickey mouse tee shirt

AW FUCK YOU YOURE GROUNDED
what why?
CUZ YOU DONT THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT, THATS WHY

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET A DAMN WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCH!!!!!! Dick head!

There was a scooby doo marathon on the other day. I watched all twelve hours. And when I was done I said SHIT

THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT

I love my Aunt, and God bless her. BUT SHE’S OLD AS FUCK

FUCK HORSES

Cry me a river angry faggot.

But she's OLD as FUCK
Cna hear it clear as day

ARE YOU SHITTING ME? FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Hun, what do you want for breakfast?

youtube.com/watch?v=sLAOUrTApSI

SITTING HERE WITH YOUR ASS, UP YOUR ASS

Bacon and eggs dear

Bacon and eggs, dear.

what?

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

OH FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD

I SAID BACON AND EGGS

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shit like a horse
it's got a horse ass on it

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FUCK HORSES

I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS
COOOOOOOMBS

MEN'S ASSES

Oh thats total. I dont really like that.

WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS?
FAGGOT

Maybe you're just a fucking pussy?

MORTAL DICKHEAD

DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

I can't believe I went on believing tourettes guy was dead for over a decade. Why would they do that to people?

FUCK YOU YOU'RE GROUNDED