What are some fast paced games i can play while drinking coffee, smoking cigs and listening to trance...

Cringe

i like the pace of tf2 but it's too casual

Apex Legends is the perfect game for you

thanks for the suggestion grandpa but i need a game that i can buy from a store that didn't go out of business 5+ years ago

The Last of Us

Try Fortnite, cocksucker

How is that fast paced? It's the slowest fucking game ever. The gameplay is slow. The movement is slow. The story moves like molasses. The aiming is slow. The animations are slow. There is no game slower.

The Walking Dead visual novels

based autist

Furi?

Only thing slower than all of that are the slow lookin' retard characters

Uncharted 4

stacraft bw/starcraft 2

i want to do this but im so tired after work and/or my wrists feel like my bones were replaced with icy-hot

Also slow, but if you turn the difficulty down to the point you're not playing the game the way Naughty Dog intended, you can go fast. Not actually fast, but faster than LoU.

I don't think you get it. You're being goofed on you fucking dumpling.

Life is strange

Hatoful Boyfriend

I will NEVER EVER miss out on an opportunity to shit on that game, even from retards pretending it's good just to get a reaction out of me. It deserves to be shit on in every instance.

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quake

this fucking guy gets what i mean

also would DMC5 be a good choice?

pretty much any bullethellgame

Yes

This entire thread is beyond shit. OP has never said a single question more fucking lame than the one here.

have sex

Alright, fair enough, I'll give you some genuine suggestions now but you've probably played them.
>Devil May Cry 3 (or any of the others)
>Payday 2 if you have a solid crew, loud heists mainly but stealth can be heart racing too
>Hotline Miami 1&2
>Sunset Overdrive (its on Steam now)
>Metal Gear Revengance (but you'd be missing out on the game's actual soundtrack)
>MDK2 (besides doc's levels)
>Hatred (not joking)

The other DMCs feel a lot faster, plus 5 has V

I highly recommend playing HOTLINE MIAMI while on METH. It is fucking AWESOME.

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CTR:NF

Jesus fucking Christ this post. Just fucking wow. OP has actual, real autism.

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW oh fuck me.

Me on the right, laughing at your reply. Guy on the right looks like every Last of Us character tho desu.

did he died

>posts reddit image
>listens to trance
literal faggot

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based

boomers on suicide watch

Hotline Miami
Fzero GX

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Russian Roulette

that's a youtube video user

Remember when youtube was just people uploading random shit for the lulz and not in order to obtain ad revenue and build a brand.

Hotline Miami for sure
Katana ZERO if you can handle dealing with the conversation stuff between fights
Nuclear Throne with the volume cranked HIGH AS FUCK for that intense gun shot impact noise
A new one that came out I've been playing is Wizard of Legend or something like that, Fast paced, low cooldown speed wizard roguelike game
getting strung out on stimulants and playing these games is an intense feeling

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I found the post he probably took it from reddit.com/r/youngpeopleyoutube/comments/ag80hv/wot/

>different amount of views
>different color scheme for youtube
why go to so much trouble outing yourself as a redditor if you're going to be wrong?

Deadly premonition