Why is it so fun lads?

The lolis

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It's still very active

it's dead.

pedo

faggot

pedo faggot

Stop fighting mom and dad

To this day even splatoon 1 is active and is in the fucking wii u, but the sad part is missing the splatfest

Not at all.

Trannies getting mad that I world rather a child stay mad faggot

Usually shooting games have a lot of downtime while you're looking around for someone to shoot. In Splatoon you are constantly doing something even if no one is around.

it's what rocket league is for sports games but for shooters

Splat fests are super overrated. I had a great time with Splatoon and I only played 2 splatfests and I played both of them very casually.

Gamestop is doing a buy 2 get 1 free deal on used games, thinking of picking up Splatoon 2, DKC Tropical Freeze, and XBC2. Rate my plan

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It's not

it's fun because the kids give me a boner

Yeah they're all great games, not a bad plan. People may tell you Splatoon is "pointless" because there are no splatfests but ignore those retards that was like 1% of the game and not even the best part.

Meant for

All good picks, definitely worth it.

Because Off the Hook and the Squid Sisters are hot.

It supports playstyles for just about anyone. Plus if you're getting shit on, you only have to stay in the match/lobby for a few minutes.

Pissed they always let each entry die early so far. I have stockholm real hard with the game though.

Do most console shooters even get 2 years of support?

Sure, you just need to pay $40 to get it

the core mechanics are genius

it's fun to just move around, and then there's everything else, the weird music, the variety of weapons and playstyles, the great art, the top tier level design in octo expansion etc

It's fast, everything flows well, it's not too serious, it's colorful with a fun aesthetic and designs, and despite everything all the lore is great.

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I like that matches are 3-5 minutes instead of 15+

Same, makes every second count and it's a lot easier to say "at least there's next time" when there's not much time investment.

>nintendo's first ip with post-apocolyptic setting
What about Pikmin?

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cunny

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That's Overwatch though

No it’s not

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Splatoon's core concepts honestly still floor me with just how novel they are and I love that they've proven they can do well on both multiplayer and singleplayer fronts

I am very interested to see where Splatoon 3 will go

Because the girls are sexually attractive

how do I fix my pro controllers Yea Forums? I can't even have fun with this game anymore because my controller keeps getting me killed

What's wrong with it?

Good movement
Good variety of weapons to suit different playstyles
Good progression tied to the aesthetic aspect of the game
Good map design
legit lore

>XBC2
Don't bother with cutscene games. Otherwise it's solid

the joysticks don't register full tilts consistently anymore. I'll be swimming in ink and it'll randomly make me start moving at a crawl, and it'll make me start moving in a random direction sometimes. It's the worst with mario maker because it reads inputs from both joysticks and the d pad. I got killed several times yesterday playing salmon run on hightide trying to jump the gap from the basket to the middle of the ship because the controller would just kill my momentum in the middle of the jump

now she sad

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Try using some compressed air to blow out dust from under the sticks
Also, did you leave it upside down or have it in a bag pressed against something? I've heard that can mess them up

will it die after splatfest?

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Probably not.

>when the joycon drifts
>when the joycon desyncs so you do pointless 360s or lose gyro control
>when you start a ranked match with 3 players
>when the enemy team has metafags using full MPU gear with a splattershot pro or bamboozler
>which no one plays the objective on your team so you instantly die trying to contest it
>when you get sniped out of nowhere by some japanese player using an e-liter
>the connection is unstable
>profreshional 40
>gay baby island
i live this game but goddamn

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i'll try the air, but it's not from taking it anywhere. I bought a 2nd procontroller in hopes that the first one was just had original run issues, but the 2nd one was acting up a month after buying it

doesn't look very sad.

bery sad

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that's more like it.

Yes, but Overwatch sucks.

Sadder.

heh.

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she mad

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I played it when nintendo did that free trial and I thought it was terrible. I gave my switch away yesterday because all I played on it was smash and I was playing too much. I was hoping splatoon could satiate my shooter craving but the game is straight garbage. Give me a real shooter.

Splat fests are fucking boring because it's turf wars and turf wars fucking suck. Only the ranked match modes and salmon run is good. I hate that splat fests are so rewarding because it's so tedious having to play turf wars, and it's limited to the first year or two of the game. It's a terrible idea.

What did you find wrong with it, user?

Turf War is the deepest mode

Not him and I do enjoy turf war but it absolutely is not. The most optimal strategy is to take a roller and just run around in circles hoping no one sees you. I've won so many games doing that.

Clam Blitz
Splat Zones
Tower Control
POWER GAP
Rainmaker
POWER GAP
Overwatch
POWER GAP
Turf War

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I can not tolerate clam blitz

>tower control is better than turf war
wow.
okay.

It definitely is

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League Clam > League Tower > League Rainmaker > League Zones > Ranked Zones > Ranked Tower > Ranked Rainmaker > Turf War > Ranked Clam

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nope

Unironically a better shooter than overwatch

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reminder top fighting game player momochi thinks splatoon is hard

It's a shooter for people who like shooters, but don't like shitty modern trends they now have, you mean.

marie was secretly splat tim's sister. boy that's gonna devastate him after realizing he's been sleeping with his sister.

wtf? ur dumb

I had to teach myself how to replace those sticks because of this, godamn.

>which no one plays the objective on your team so you instantly die trying to contest it
This happens way too fucking often. I'm almost always in a team with complete shitters that sometimes I can successfully carry on a good day but most times my teammates get raped by the opposing team. I don't understand why this game doesn't have voice chat or texting

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>I don't understand why this game doesn't have voice chat or texting
Because Nintendo doesn't want neckbeards yelling at kids

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Squids are real

but they are.

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>nintendo's first ip with post-apocolyptic setting
Pikmin and Xenoblade came before Splatoon.

it'll just be neckbeards yelling at other neckbeards, kids dont play this game

No voice chat

yes they do

I tried playing it during the free trial run thing and could not get used to the aiming at all, motion or stick. I feel like if love it if I could play with a mouse & keyboard... oh well.

nah

My friend's daughter plays Splatoon and she's in middle school.

Because I don't want some basement dweller telling my 9-year old how much he wants to have sex with the Inklings.

Fast, tight matches and understands that the solo queue experience is the most important game for online games.
Splatoon is the multiplayer shooter for people who hate multiplayer communities.

>what is a mute button
We should at least have voice chat. You know how fucking annoying it is to have your teammates run past the enemy when they're in plain sight?

>voice chat with randos
Absolute cancer.

you act like you can't just mute/block people? Are you too retarded to the point where you can't navigate through a menu and push some buttons? Is that too complex for you?

I'm just letting you know that voice chat with randoms is cancer. Its inclusion would not improve the game, nor has it really improved games that already use it.

>voice chat wouldn't improve a team based game

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Like most multiplayer shooters I enjoyed it up until the point where I had to be good at teamwork
So every rank x match was stressful for me and I felt like I wasnt accomplishing shit
I'll come back for team order though

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Or I could just not bother with it at all. Thank you based Nintendo for making voice chat as convoluted as it is and discouraging its use. Please never change. The only thing the game needs is more callouts on the d-pad or even the possibility to assign them per mode.

Octo expansion was one of the best single player experiences I've had in years. god tier soundtrack and a casual filter to end all casuals.

Honestly one of the best DLCs ever made

it's the best exclusive on switch

Yeah, but parents would still complain.

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The gyro aiming is a bit different from BOTW

Yeah, not splatoon. It's too fast and the maps are too small to make much of a difference and voice chat is cancer anyway

your complaints dont even make sense, vc would definitely improve the game. Even if you dont like it you can mute/block people. should be no reason to not have vc if you can mute people

If you want voice chat so badly, go use the app with all the other people who want it and leave the game itself clean of it.

>VC implemented
>Everyone mutes anybody who speaks

lol great job

I feel bad for not having had played for awhile now. I just realized I'm paying for NIntendo's online but have barely played this and Smash within the past few months. I need to play more. I even missed out on the last Splatfest because of depression.

I do love the shit out of this game. Best modern shooter by far and away.

Pearlie!

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is short.

and cute!

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never thought i would start to imagine with this goblin but its happening

Don't be mean to Pearlie

>using that shitty app
No.
>"nah man not ONE person would use vc in a game that has a big as fuck playerbase dude, no way"
you guys are dense are fuck

not a true fan, no

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sorry user but right now i kinda want to bully pearl's uterus (with her facing away, of course)

nah, Splatoon 1 is still active to a degree.

>being this autistic over not wanting vc in the game
>a feature that can be easily turned off and harm nobody
you're too retarded to be alive

I appreciate Splatoon for being a team based game where voice chat is not only not expected, it's not even commonly used, and I'd prefer not to lose that. You have an option for voice chat. Use it.

>vc is not even commonly used
>Source: my ass
retard
>You have an option for voice chat
>expecting me to use that shitty Nintendo online app
Double retarded

It's pretty boring though. Traded it in after 3 or 4 months. The lack of shooters on Switch introduced me to Fortnite which ended up being way more fun even though it's not as optimized. You don't really do anything in Spaltoon and there's nothing to work towards except different colored clothes you already have in another color. Singleplyaer modes are trash and the limited time co-op is the dumbest decision if you don't want to spend all your time in multiplayer. And I bought a Switch for Splatoon 2 so I almost would have traded my whole Switch in if it weren't for Odyssey and Zelda.

>vc is not even commonly used
People who use voice chat in Splatoon are in the minority, and it's usually because they already know each other outside the game already.
>expecting me to use that shitty Nintendo online app
They've decided that's how they're going to implement it and there's nothing you can do about it except suck it up and use it. You can't complain about there not being voice chat when there is.

because i am a retard that doesnt even notice the insane amount of inpug lag in splatoon 2 that splatoon 1 didnt have. thanks to me retardedness i dont notice this thing that completely ruins the entire point of splatoons handy controls. this is you. fuck off. also splatoon2 was infested with furries. fucking disgusting.

i feel like splatoon 1 is not that active. its by far the better game tho. it actually had good controls. splatoon 2 input lag make the controls and the game a fucking joke. almost as much as all the furries do.

>People who use voice chat in Splatoon are in the minority, and it's usually because they already know each other outside the game already.
Because it's locked behind a shit app that itself isn't used? Have you ever thought of that retard? I'm talking about native vc, the switch is capable of it
>They've decided that's how they're going to implement it and there's nothing you can do about it except suck it up and use it. You can't complain about there not being voice chat when there is.
Never have a once seen someone defend the use of that shitty app holy shit this is a new low. Also the game itself doesn't have built in native voice chat, you know what I meant, or maybe you're just so retarded you didn't. Idk anymore

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i have the opposite of fun. im stuck in rank because i keep getting matched with braindead losers all i can enjoy now is salmon run

cute.

>Because it's locked behind a shit app that itself isn't used? Have you ever thought of that retard?
Well yeah. I'm not sure why you got all uppity at me about it. Did you think I meant people don't use voice chat in games at all or what? And I'll defend anything that actively cuts down on its use.

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Stop playing this Nick Jr. shooter

no

>469471242
>literally you

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They came up with a truly unique combination of gameplay mechanics and managed to come up with a setting and aesthetic that are absolutely 10/10. Most pleasant surprise from Nintendo in years.

Octo daughter best daughter.

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> Did you think I meant people don't use voice chat in games at all or what?
thats what you said lmao
>And I'll defend anything that actively cuts down on its use.
Why? VC literally harms nobody and if the devs are competent they usually add an option to mute/block people. You're saying people shouldn't have options which is beyond any level of stupidity I've seen (not really, but it's pretty high)

Was inner Agent 3 supposed to be difficult...? I hear people saying it took them weeks to beat yet I did it in around 5 tries.

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Two octos for you sir.

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very cool, user, thank you

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Holy shit, that's super cute.

You're too good to me.

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I hope they can do it again with another new ip, splatoon's huge success probably encouraged them to try more new things

It sucks lightning couldn't strike twice with Arms. I loved the gameplay, the style, and the characters but it didn't make anywhere close to an impact as Splatoon did. Thankfully Spring Man was at least an AT in Ultimate.

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It's a fun time, but it had no staying power

Agreed, there just wasn't much meat on those admittedly fine bones. Arms had an even larger Saturday morning cartoon vibe than Splatoon does, I wish they could do something else with it. All the different pieces of artwork done for it were amazing.

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It took a lot of people a learning curve. You should have been in the first testfires for the first game. People were so shit at aiming, the basic roller was considered OP because everyone was getting ran over before they could kill shit.

what did i say?

I'd be down for a sequel where they expanded upon the game. Improving everything. Modes, story, more varied stages, more fighters, more fists

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>my 9-year old
Post pics.

I say they need to introduce at least one new mechanic. I really liked the game but it just felt like it needed a bit more oomph to complete it. JESUS CHRIST GET AWAY FROM THOSE

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S2 is a 10/10 game but get it NOW so you can experience the final splatfest, just like S1's final splatfest dictated the direction of S2, this will probably dictate the direction of S3

DKTF, great game from what i hear but not my cup of tea

XC2, as long as you can tolerate Anime tiddys, then it's a literal 10/10 JRPG
the combat and gatcha style shit might takesome getting used to. also the expansion is almost if not better than the actual main campaign

Have fun user!

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>clam blitz

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I'm hoping Splatoon 3 will be even better given the splatfest theme.

Have this then as well

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>thats what you said lmao
It isn't. Reread my post. I was specifically talking about Splatoon.
>Why?
Because as a direct result, as I said in that post, it's not used much or expected, which is rare for team based games these days. That's my last post on the subject since we're just repeating ourselves at this point. I hate voice chat and am glad it is not an easily accessible feature and that's all there is to it.

Naa

It's adorable.

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(Salmon run) Which one is better crew or freelance and why do you like crew or freelance better than the other one

it's a shooter for pedophiles

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This a trick question?

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This nibba knows

>join turf war to grind out my slots
>crushed repeatedly by enemy squads made of people with maxed gear that has all the same abilities

like yeah i'm having a good time but why are you here if you're not filling slots

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It is the best DLC ever made in videoganes unless we are talking old school expansion packs.

No?

butts!

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I will say, RDR2 gets bonus points for including irs DLC in the main game

Yeah, it's a shame. Now the only way to play is to pay nintendo for their shitty p2p.

Well you could argue the same about Splatoon 1 to a degree. But let's see if they decide to make a sequel with all the characters, some funny lore and a better MP infrastructure, I don't see why it can't be successful.

I like Turf War.

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I do it when I'm sick of the splattershot and wanna try a new weapon without hurting my rank. I always go back to splattershot tho cos I'm a dumbass

OCTO PIGGU GO HOME

Why is she smiling at me?

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I don't know, Splatoon 1 had a lot going for it. The location, the lore, the characters, the fundamental gameplay, the post-launch support. Not to talk down Arms, but Splatoon just had so much more in terms of all of that and 2 added fuel to the fire. Here's to hoping an Arms sequel can pull it out of the bag.

Oh gosh.

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she knows she's about to bash some fash

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does pearl have a cute butt

>It isn't. Reread my post. I was specifically talking about Splatoon.
shit i guess you did, sorry about that
> it's not used much or expected, which is rare for team based games these days
Except it is used in games, especially in shooters. Just because you hate vc personally doesn't mean it shouldn't be added at all for those who do want it, you just sound like an idiot

she has learned lewdness from the inklings

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The sequel will be called Legs

i like legs

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the team that does Animal Crossing is the same team that does Splatoon
since Animal Crossing will come out Next Year, that means either a Splatoon Spin-Off will be in the works, or Splatoon 3

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>fortnite
>You don't really do anything in Spaltoon
zoom zoom!

That’s actually pretty insightful

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I might do that if I'm testing a weapon or kit. Most of the time my slots are empty though.
Feels kinda dumb to dominate matches with all types of Aerospray though.

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What the the hell is wrong with you? So you bought a console for a single game that you had never even tried before? S2 is still basically S1 with more content. When you said you bought it for splatoon I had to assume you were a fan of the first game but no. Christ, then you also go rambling about design decision such as the equipment and limited co-op that shows you did not even read reviews of at least look at the core elements of the game you bought a console for?

Then, oh man you mention freaking Fortnite as a game that you do stuff in? The game where everything is purely cosmetic and you have to pay for the 'privilege' to play in order to unlock them? You compare that game to Splatoon where you can make different builds for different weapons that entirely change the way you play the game?

Freaking youngsters these days I swear to god. We were young and dumb too but at least we read magazines and researched what we bought.

Possessed Agent 3 seems almost quaint at this point.

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>Marie and Agent 4's single-player campaign after party

I have seen way more comedic depictions of it then serious.

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3 Inklings

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I want to hold hands with an Octoling

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>bought splatoon 2 on release
>play a lot of salmon run, complete octo expansion
>still only level 19
how do i motivate myself to play video games
my roommate is like level 60 something and i'm being left in the dust

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It makes sense considering how trivial the fight as after the horrors of IA3.

I want to hold a veemo.

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Dude just play modes that are fun to you and do not play when you dont have fun. Everybody has a limit on how much time they can invest in something but still enjoy it. After all levels do not mean shit in splatoon anyway why would it bother that there is a level difference between you and your friend. (Are you trying to impress him?)

Kids play Fortnite, not Splatoon.

Who cares? You obviously enjoy SR more, just keep playing it. I'm level 39 and I could've give less of a rat's ass.

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While I don't have a image of a tiny octo, I got this.

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Buy a Prostitute and a Splatoon Wig.

dum yebby

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Made for hugs and protecting.

user, please. He's trying his best.

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I think if you played every splatfest, you would be at least level 30 by now.

i have not.

Use Exp Ticket and grind to lvl 30 on turf war.

Made for protecting others.

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good squid

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>you get isekaid in the world of spatoon
>you strip down a woomy
>no nipples and cunny
>what do you do now?

Apologize for being so rude?

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they still got a working mouth and anus of some sort so i just take it from there and don't let it b other me.

I don't see why it can't be both.

Tiny Marie is definitely for protect, though.

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Kek TF2 is way better and free

I guess it can. They got each other's backs.

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As well they should, it's a dangerous world out there. At least they've made it safe again for the time being.

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Do the agents live together?

8 shacked up with 4, which is presumably the in-universe explanation for them sharing gear. Not exactly the smoothest but I suppose she's gotta live somewhere.

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What the hell?

what happen

That comic is confusing.

I think it's hypothesizing a world where order won.

Well, the artists doesn't give context but judging by the other comics, it's a reality where order wins.

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Can anybody here match my power level in the first game?

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Oh shit, I didn't see the eye of judgement helmet on that octarian.

>Marina using octo troops of any kind
She escaped from that bullshit, why would do that in any way?

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What's your main Yea Forums?

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I've tried to get into Splatoon, both games. But it never draws me in. Matches are too quick, maps are too few, and winning often feels like a tossup if you don't play with friends. I never really find myself playing it long enough to actually get good and enjoy it

last one.

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Is this still order or is this chaos wins?

Order winning still.

Given how she acted and what she said during the announcement, I wouldn’t put it past her

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>implying Pearl wouldn't wear the suit
Marina's basically the wife in that relationship.

>Marina, the sub, is the groom
>Pearl, the dom, is the bride

The one who drew this is an idiot.

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when dressing your cephalopod up, do you go for aesthetics or efficiency ?
Personally I try to go for both but prefer efficient gear if I can't

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Both since the Splatoon app lets you occasionally replace shitty gear abilities with good ones.

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licc

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How inklings are made?

When a mommy squid and a daddy squid love each other very much

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Those thighs are unreal.

Hot tentacle on tentacle action

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BLUE BOARD

>pedo faggot parents
>adopted by lesbian lolis
I fucking wish

>a working mouth
Yeah, about that...

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Woomy's radula doesn't look like it's as grating anymore.
her beak still scares me though.

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>I got lucky and rerolled a pure hat
>figured might as well try and get two other pures
>use a drink ticket and roll two of the same abilities on my shirt, grind a little bit for the third one
>then obsessively play until I got enough chunks for the last pure

Feels good man. I can see why so few people have them though, grinding for the last one was rather tedious.

Xenoblade the is not from Nintendo and Pikmin is just on a different planet.

So if the entire race of Inklings are just crownless royals of decadence and leisure. Hyper-competent and intelligent but lazy paragons. Why is now Anarchy vs Order a thing? They are chaotic by default and by design.

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I started a few days ago, but didn't have too much time to play. I can't seem to play for more than 4 or 5 matches before my eyes hurt like ass, the TV I have available doesn't help either.
Also, I'm always paired with lv 20~40 when I'm trying to level up on the casual matches and those niggers are somehow worse than me.

the different planet is post-apocalyptic Earth though.

>and those niggers are somehow worse than me.

They are called children Oscar

Don't lie to me, user, there is no children playing this game.

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They can't all be like that. Marie can't be a super uncommon outlier.

Who /chaos/ here?

Reppin'

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Octo is for marriage

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So how many veemos did Callie accidentally turn gay while she was brainwashed?

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>Gay
Girl love is NOT faggot shit

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Well, whatever you wanna call it

Xenoblade is 1st party

All girls are just naturally bi

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The level is just a measure of playtime basically, a higher level doesn't necessarily translate into skill

Well, that explains why they love each others' feet.
No, that's not me shooting off some random footfaggotry. This is not a joke. Girls absolutely love each others' feet and it baffles me. Maybe I'm projecting because I'm a man and our feet are fucking gross, but still, why are they like this? Every time me and my roommates go to hang out with lady friends at a sorority or something, the girls are always playing with each others' feet. Tickling, passive rubbing and caressing, etc. Literally not a single visit ensues, across different sororities and apartments and private housing throughout the two years I've been in college, without at least one girl adoring another girl's feet. The chances of a femanon being here are scant, so I won't hold my breath, but fuck, this has been eating at me forever now. Why do you girls adore each others' feet so much?

>Matches are too quick,
That's one of the pros of the game though
Better than shit that lasts 15+ minutes

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Because girls have cute feet.

I mean, I guess your're not wrong, but I've got to know from their point of view.

why are yebbys so dumb

all squids is dum

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They just suck that's all.

I've had Splatoon for a while, and I haven't played it at all. Although I would have played it several times over if the Wii U had Optical Out.

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Yeah but technically it isn't really an ip from Nintendo

But it is.

literally it is.

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Bendy woomer

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