How the FUCK do I beat this bitch?? This is not fucking fair

How the FUCK do I beat this bitch?? This is not fucking fair.

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it can't be helped

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Direct strike to the clunny, never fails.

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i haven't gotten to 15 yet, what's so bad about Clownpiece compared to the rest of the cast in that game?

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you can't you're suppose to get lolicon femdom'd by her

why does she wear a flag for a dress?

to show how much she hates lunarians

git gud

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give me a quick rundown

She just likes the american flag that much

There was a woman name Junko whose son was killed when a Lunarian's husband brought the sun down. The sun fell and killed her son, she swore vengeance on the entire moon and especially Chang'e, the person married to the man who brought the sun down.
She teamed up with a powerful deity called Hecatia to help her destroy the track and kill Chang'e. In addition to her help she provided her with a fairy named Clownpiece to help her in the attack, whose main power is driving people to insanity with her influence
Clownpiece's job was basically to be a walking embodiment of everything Lunarians hate, so she wore the American flag to remind them of when the USA stepped foot on their moon.

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So if her and her boss were in the right the whole time, why are we fighting?

Clown!

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That's a very good question for most touhou characters in general.

How the FUCK do I beat this bitch?? This is not fucking fair.

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Lunarians were threatening to destroy Gensokyo

because Junko's plan for revenge can have widescale collateral damage
Or something, what happens happened after the initial events that drove the Lunarians away is confusing to me

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have you tried headpats?

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give her cabbage

does Reimu kick their asses in retaliation for such blatant blackmail?

it's practically her job to, user

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What is the western equivalent of a japanese girl wearing a shirt with english writing all over it?

>CLOWNpiece
>wears an American flag dress
ZUN tried to warn us bros but we didn't listen

The Lunarians? No.

Clown cunny

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zOMG!! ANOTHER TOUHOU THREAD! SQUEEEEE!!!!!

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Someone with a shirt with Japanese writing all over it, duh.

Obviously a high school teenager with anime merch. And this

she's the greek goddess of magic who even Zeus respected too much to fuck

Fuck off to your containment board.

are you upset?

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>are you upset?

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You seem annoyed

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Why is she so fucking hard?

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based newfag

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post crying hecatia

Woah, why am I so fucking hard now?

I dunno, butt I know why I'm so hard.

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why does she wear the collar?

obviously to the chain the worlds to herself
Why not something more comfortable like a belt I wouldn't know

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kissu!

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>You seem annoyed

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clunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

apollo 13 is gay

zun's art is terrible

Wrong

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How am I supposed to use Sanae B in UFO? I've noticed that she deals huge burst of damage whenever she goes from focused to unfocused, do I have to continuously tap shift like a madman?

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Is Luna Nights any good?

Delete this shit right now

if I took that collar off, would she die?

Pointblank the shit out of bosses while unfocused whenever you can.