Well?

I think she looks good

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If I was some degenerate soiboi sure but real women are fertile and to raise a family with.

She always has a problem with the Bioware face, dead eyes and weird expressions, but when she smiles with teeth she just looks hideous, no idea how Bioware are consistently so terrible at animation.

I prefer Jack

>Raising family
Its you who are degenerate onions cuck here

Yeah Jack looks really good too and her model is hot af

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I never understand people who romance jack. Apart from being unattractive, her pussy is probably a gaping mess after how many times she got raped

2Edgy

Maybe there's more to relationships than sex?

lol

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>hot af

Report to the ship as soon as possible

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Okay fag

You probably have said to straight guys who dont like trans women

nah i'm too busy liqouring up this alien broad

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She's cute!

>her pussy is probably a gaping mess after how many times she got raped
gonna need some serious rubber to pound that cunt

Obviously best girl but the ME3 photoshop face reveal was a war crime

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You're supposed to be dead, Michael!

That's not how vaginas work. You think after a kid it just sags wide open? They're built to stretch and go back to the original shape and size. Best I ever had was a mom of 3.

You do know you're endangering her safety for your libido?

Well most unattractive out of the lot. Id rather play femshep and romance Jacob than have my dude with Jack. Plus tattoo scene is cringe as

absolutely FUCKED it. Non-cannon in my mind
Gotta work up that immune system some how. If not shep than fuckin Garus KEK. Poor tali has to fuck a chicken man. Not on my watch

>Implying a baby is the same size as a black mans dick
Plus she probably had mutiple black dicks in her everyday

Jesus Christ dude stop watching so much porn

I dont think it was, if they were to show Tali, theyd use the model face just like Shepard. Obviously would have been better to actually see her but I guess they weren't fully confident on what they want Quarians to look like

>not letting her die in the suicide mission
i wonder how soulless the series feels if you just deliberately get all of the characters killed by ME3

I don't know if I am the only one but her romance across the games felt like some sort of Romeo and Juliet in space but instead of conflicting families there were the Alliance and Cerberus.

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Image being alone with Liara and James

>can't have kids
Nope.avi

Well, my Shepard is Sole Survivor and her organisation is responsible for it so it kinda does feel like it.

Yet oddly that never really gets brought up.

Miranda is the best ME waifu

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Because it would undermine everything.

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Never realized Shepard was a manlet.

Maybe Miranda is just really big.

for you

For everyone

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>Has wider jawline than Shep
la Goblina..

God I wish that would be so hot

Isn't there a mod that makes her ass huge? Where the fuck is it?

Of all the ME characters I feel like Miranda would make the best giantess. Just imagine her sitting on you at that size.

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I just want to see her being fucked hard by Jack with her huge strapon

>does this make my bum look big?

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How long do you think you could last under there?

>she drops you in her thigh highs and you have to prove yourself by climbing out.

While both of them are giant too?

Depends on how much she moves around to torment you under there, or if she's feeling particularly sadistic she could slowly shift you around till you get wedged in the middle then start walking around while you're trapped in her crack. Maybe even put a little extra swing in her hips to make you feel it just that much more.

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This wouldn't have needed to happen if they had just already figured out what Quarians look like well in advance and given us something before that.

>it's clearly an impossible task and just an excuse for her to use you as an insole

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T-tell me more.... would she go clubbing you think?

Would you struggle or lay back and accept this new arrangement?

>your head pinned right between in inner toes

Vr porn can not come soon enough

I really do not understand how people find her botox face attractive

>ywn worship your new goddess while completely trapped between the confines of her skintight suit at your back and the thick, wobbling heft of her ass at your front
Why even live?

She might for a little while, just to have some fun swinging her hips and giving you the ride of a lifetime from your cramped new prison. Soon enough though she'll probably go somewhere more private for some alone time with you so she can get rid of the suit and stick you way up there with nothing in the way.

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That ruins the thrill of doing it.

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It would become hot and wet in there...

I think she'd be slow about it. Swing it and sway it above, slowly coming closer, descending inch by inch....

>ywn get to experience being so small that each of the tiny bumps and ridges across her suit is its own obstacle you have to climb over while traversing the two massive hills of her booty while she lays down

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people who pick Miranda over Tali lack soul

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Miranda is a lot more mature and Tali was ruined by ME3

Or care about her safety

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Liara best girl

I want to slave away painting her nails, my small size meaning I'll need to pay attention to every detail to meet her high standards

>ywn struggle to scale the sweat-slicked cheeks of Miranda's ass, the air getting thicker and warmer around you with all of your efforts, getting more and more difficult to focus and breathe as she wiggles her hips and taunts you for not even making it to the peak of her fat cheeks

>as your strength begins to fail you slide back down to ring if her add, which firmly embraces you and begins to slowly pull you in

And meaning that just painting one nail will be a massive task on its own where it takes you all day to use a brush that would easily fit between a normal person's fingers but is near impossible for you to lift.

>ywn hear her let out a loud sigh of mock impatience before saying that if you can't make it to the top she'll just have to find a use for you where you are, then while you're struggling to figure out what she means a giant hand slams into you and starts roughly kneading your tiny body into the giant cheek to soak you completely in her sweat

I've been considering replaying the ME series, but want to add a bit more "service" to the games. I recall seeing someone post a body mod of Miranda where her ass was upscaled, but I couldn't find it when I went looking. Anyone have any ideas? Wasn't on Nexus or any other of the common sites.

>mod of Miranda where her ass was upscaled
Not possible. Modders can't touch models at all outside of textures.

>ywn nearly drown surrounded by her thick scent as the softness of her body, every corner of your mind screaming for more and desperately begging for release in equal measure, her booming giggles rocking you against her form as you struggle to properly worship her

She'll also want you feed her cherries and grapes while she bathes in rose scented bubbles

>as you disappear into her rear she warns that you better make it exciting if you ever want to get out again

xvideos.com/video14637155/miranda_dancing

That may explain why. Probably just an altered .gif they posted then. Thanks, user.

>ywn have her use her fingers to start manipulating you across the slick surface of her ass to bring you closer and closer to the opening in the middle before shoving you deep inside as far as she can reach while she reaches around the front with her other hand and her giggles soon turn into deep moans you can hear rumbling all around you

And those cherries and grapes would feel like hauling medicine balls to once again torment you with backbreaking labor to accomplish what would normally be doable without any effort at all.

It would take you weeks to polish her boots

>as you slide deeper into her the pressure and heat mount, squeezed on all sides

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>ywn play a game of car and mouse with Miranda while you are literally mouse sized for

Kinda hard to tell with how crazy everyone acts, but i think so.

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Based.

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>when you get caught she reminds you of what cats do when they catch a mouse before opening her mouth wide and dangling you over it

what the fuck is going on in this thread

Impossible for me to know what causes any changes, and i've been so consistent. It's all just headgames, i think.

To bad they never made a figure or statue of her maybe one day they did make thane.

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>you think she won't really do it but then you remember she can bring you back from the dead

That opens up a lot if possibilities

Why is mans1ay3r so based lads?

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You should message me on DeviantArt sometime. Just search for "Miranda Shrinks You" it's the first image.

>"Cerberus has the technology to bring someone back from a pile of red jelly. I'm sure the same will apply after we scrape you off the bottom of my shoe. You've got about thirty seconds to start proving you're worth that kind of effort."

DR CHOCOLATES

>Tali was ruined by ME3
You're not wrong
However Miranda was outright marginalized in ME3

speak english, bitch.

I'll take a look sometime, though I don't tend to look up stories on deviantart much. I usually stick to Discord for lewd writing.

Yes but at least her character was preserved

AYIWOKI *tee hee*
SHAMONAH

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Do you ever role play? I haven't in ages but it's worth it with a good story teller with compatible interests.

Is she infertile? I remember there was something related to genetics about her.

Citadel DLC makes up for that

No, it was just a one-time thing. I'm going back to Liara.

Yeah she is

I want to FUCK her

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Sometimes yeah. I recently wrote out a fun thing involving Ryza planting her huge ass on a tiny user.

Your only plausible worth would be as a regular stress reliever... and you know how much pressure she's under constantly

>While we cannot firmly attribute the cause of the benign neoplasm to the irregularity in your genetic makeup, we can confirm that the progressive damage renders you unable to conceive a child.
From what I understand her advanced healing factor is preventing anything from growing inside her.

>mfw I had the Yvonne strahovski fappening pics on my other computer and don't have to imagine what miranda looks like naked

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It really is can you play with her in that shooter mini game?

Yea Forums's obsession with jaws is fucking ridiculous. Real women don't look like your anime waifus

You can unlock her as a team mate, yes

I want to feed her...

Shepard.

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Specifically their obsession with weird almond-shaped alien heads and pointy chins.
Like, what the fuck? Literally have sex or at least look at pictures of what actual women look like.

She has top tier feet

>imagine what miranda looks like naked
Shouldn't be to hard desu

Shepard that lucky bastard...

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Not as much pressure as you'd be under soon enough.

Mad lad!

DID YOU EVER STOP TO NOTICE
ALL THE CHILDREN DEAD FROM WAR
DID YOU EVER STOP TO NOTICE
THIS CRYING EARTH, THESE WEEPING SHORES
AAH, OOH
AAH, OOH
I USED TO DREAM
I USED TO GLANCE BEYOND THE STARS
NOW I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE
ALTHOUGH I KNOW WE'VE DRIFTED FAR
AAH, OOH
AAH, OOH
AAH, OOH
AAH, OOH

Sauce?

Bottom right dude

Fug, I only saw tumblr.com here.

Oh how you'd learn. Crushed under her boots, squeezed between her toes, shredded by her teeth, pulled apart by her hands, dissolved in her stomach, suffocated in her ass. Over and over again.

Mind if I bring a friend along?

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Eventually getting to the point where she's killing you several times a day, even reaching numbers in the dozens when things get particularly stressful. All while trying to figure out unique and different ways to put your infinitely respawning body to good use.

Eddrf?

>fucking a mother of 3
>implying a single mother of three isn't getting railed out 5 nights a week by different guys
lmao how nieve are you

Based, fuck gook and fuck his shitty faggot nuchan bullshit.

Nah, he was only into vanilla stuff.

There gotta be way to cure her infertile if they can throw credits at one man to bring him back

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Same. I want to sexually destroy her.

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And perhaps she woudn't mind if you admired her body.

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She compresses you into a singularity with her biotics. She boils you. She roasts you. She drowns you... in a variety of different fluids. You spend sometime impaled on her stiletto heels and have been melted in different ways at different speeds.

However eventually her interest turned from killing you to finding out how long she could keep you alive and under what circumstances.

>they can't fix joker's bones despite you receiving a bone hardening upgrade

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True. I think she would genuinely enjoy and fully endorsed being worshipped by her humble, devoted followers.

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And when she decides to take an occasional break for ending you in various ways she tries out some different experiments, like making you ultra microscopic and letting you roam around on and inside her body for a week.

What does sexually destroying someone mean?

>she drops you in her boot and stuffs the entrance with her worn stockings and then leaves it abandoned in her closet for two weeks

Doing permanent damage to their holes

Niiice.

Same thing as Vaginal Vaporization, Anal Annihilation and Oral Obliteration. We're talking absolute destruction, as if we're shooting a porno to gather funds for Cerberus' last desperate plan to save the species.

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So many creative ways to torment someone that size when you've got infinite retries.
This was a fun chat user but I've gotta shoot now. So long and thanks

Likewise. Continue to worship Miri.

I'd let her sexually destroy me.

Should I get a Daki of her?

Do what you must. Sacrifice anything and anyone. Worship if Miranda uplifts all humanity.

cute

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You fucking retards do realise she's based on a real actress, right? Yvonne Strahovski, she has nude leaks and you're jerking it to this?

>Tali has a crush on Shepard
>If you pick Miranda, you fuck her at Tali's station

Always pick Tali but still, dang.

Yes

Hey not the same user bur how can i worship her? Were do I start?

2013, never forget.

Had a good chuckle, thanks mate.

Start by jacking off to the sexiest pics you can find and then use your creativity.

In universe remember to pamper her and adore every inch of her perfected flesh

Will do and thanks she deserves it

>fap to an unattainable celebrity
>fap to a fictional (and therefore unattainable) character based on a celebrity but has a vastly superior body
gee, that's a real humdinger.
There's nothing wrong with Yvonne, but Miranda is way better.

Fucking her until she ahegaos and can’t walk right for days

What's your favourite sfm with Miri?

The futa ones.