What the fuck was his beef with elves?

well yeah

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Who the fuck likes elves as a race.Especially in the Witcher games universe.

>side with the cute bandit elf girl that raids transports
>she doesnt put out just gives you some shitty gear
>reload save file and murder them all

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Elves are fucking niggers
I hat elves so much

They're your average "we're gonna RISE UP" doofuses. Heard one, heard them all, rather not waste time dealing with their messes.

Elves are terrorists.

what kind of hat?

DESPITE making up a small proportion of The Witcher universe they've tried to kill him in 100% of his encounters with them.

The first two games are largely about elves being giant faggots.

Do elves like human peepee?

Nothing, his waifu is 1/4 elf.

Seeing a PC screenshot of this game is bliss. PS4 version looks like utter garbage, can't believe those poor faggots are laughing at the Switch version.

Shani is part elf?

youtube.com/watch?v=gEfftVsyk_c

>there are people out there who didn't stick with roche all the way from 2
I'm not saying there is a wrong way to play the games but you people are playing the games wrong

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>sells out Temeria to Nilgard

He got dropped right there.

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he sells out the rest the of the north for temeria

kek'd

The entire north would be conquered, but Temeria would be 'Nilfgard's favorite north bitch'. It was a shitty deal, not what I'd expect from a real patriot.

only in the anus

Yennefer is.

Ushanka, with a side of cowboy hat

It's that or Radovid makes Temeria part of Redenia.

Hmm, should I side with the only person who believed that Geralt was innocent and got him out of prison? Or should I side with some random elven terrorist whose men try to kill Geralt on sight? Decisions, decisions.

he was stuck between two monarchs, but bending the knee to one gave his country an ounce more freedom than any alternative

>the only person who believed that Geralt was innocent and got him out of prison
He had orders for that, he didn't believe in it.

yeah, elven "males" are dicklets

He was ordered? By who?

By John Natalis. He's the regent of Temeria.

Is this elf even in the game?

>help Iorveth in Witcher 2
>no payoff in 3
>no payoff in DLCs
So disappointed

fuck elves

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Well should've picked the right option then faggot

>he doesn't suport mad lad rad the bad and his band of inquisitors
lol jk you should support the Djik and make the North Great

>469422734
Fuck up once, shame on you,
Fuck up twice, shame x 2.

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My bad, I don't know how to tag posts.

I support elves in every game so the kingdoms are weak then give the whole continent to Nilfgaard with Ciri as empress.

My point still stands. Siding with Iorveth makes no sense from Geralt's point of view.

Reminder that the first appearance of the Scoia'tael in the books is full of Geralt telling them that they're making it worse for themselves and that he hates them

JLPT questions are the same everywhere right? How do they deal with timezones? Couldn't you just get the questions ahead of time from China?

What was the best Witcher 3 armor?

Except Iorveth want to go straight to Vergen without bullshit.

Enhanced Wolven armor

The mod that makes non-set gear the Witcher 2 armour

Armor is irrelevant and they’re ugly.

Canonically yes. i.imgur.com/MLqoURJ.png

Not a good enough reason

Comfy dwarf city with friends > shitty military camp
This is a better reason

>no satyr waifu

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Read my post carefully you stupid.

If you love elves so much why don't you marry one?

They seem harmless enough.

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A switch? That does sound comfy...

Got you!

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So where's the version where he kills them all?

is there an uncropped version

Manticore was fun for an alchemy build, but I don't remember why.

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Doesn't the Manticore decoction give you an extra use on all alchemy items? Pretty fucking good if you ask me. I didn't know there was a set.

I made it in Toussaint during the DLC. I had bear armour for most of the game, but manticore fit my build better, and it suited the weather.

Oh, yeah. I haven't gone through -any- of the DLC yet. Been slowly playing TW3 on and off for ages and I'm only like, level 23 or 24.

They're like black people except you can kill them

I don't really like elves with short, pointed ears. They look stupid and pointless. Elves should have ears that are actually long. But not like the retarded night elves from WoW, more like that one bitch from Star Ocean, or Nei from Fantasy Star.

death to all elves and elven sympathizers

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Commit to finishing it, it's worth it. I played it on/off for a while too before playing regularly. Main story is great if you liked the books. Then Hearts of Stone (god-tier dlc) and finish with Blood and Wine (very good and some fun endgame fights versus dozens of bandits at the same time, so Geralt can test his optimised builds). Don't spoil yourself for endings/choices. Have fun, user.

Yeah, I'm definitely going to. This is my second attempt at getting through it (first stopped soon after I got to Velen). I admittedly have not read any of the books and I'm sometimes not entirely sure if I made the right decision at times. Thanks for letting me know.