Bowlbo Thread

He looks the same

He likes platformers and is definitely more of a "style over substance" kind of guy. I dont think the game will be objectively good but it will hopefully be fun with Chris' style of humor and aesthetic.
>who want to play as a retarded child?
Chris is just going off what he knows childhood to be like desu

Will it have pocket Hitlers?

UHHHHHHHH TOMAR

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Only if you get to torture them, or else the sjws will bury the game.

super sick shit alma p smego playing bolwb boy

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As long as Chris doesn't say anything left-leaning between now and release, it'll be a day one buy from me.

Only if you enjoy the actual sucking part and not just the pleasure it gives your dick.

For whatever reason the whole subreddit thinks he's left leaning

haha what if you kissed ur dad on the lips Cory haha sooo cuhrazzy!!!

he's not a freak anymore, see

would you fuck your faggot dad?

he tries way to hard and acts like hes ABOVE the viewers with the comments he makes about DmC being good.

having you noticed despite how much chris laughes, lyle has never gotten him to really lose it the way dingdong and zack can.

what a pathetic way to go about life

What the fuck? /ourguy/ hasn't betrayed us, has he? If he's said anything left-leaning I will unsub immediately

the whole crew has been kinda quasi centrist, not as in they dont know which to choose but some of their belifes are more liberal and others (most) are more right leaning. Oney Plays had to gut most of their sonic adventure 2 battle with editing to get rid of all the rape jokes and that whole gang has said nigger countless times for fun. and after all that, if chris says one little thing ur dropping him? ur just as bad as an SJW

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Every time Zach does his Trump voice I tense up because I think he'd going to mock Trump or his supporters. Thankfully he never does, it's just an impression, not mocking.

Oh yeah dude, pretty sure he's only there cuz he's a good editor. He just straight up 100% incorrect shit all the time like he knows what he's talking about.

Chris has said that the game is mostly based around speed and momentum.
It just so happens that pretty much every 10/10 game has a good speedy-movment mechanic

He called some chick from turning point USA a bitch and the sub was like
>oh of course she's from tp oof yikes

>censored themselves
Already confirmed SJWs. I'm disappointed but I'm going to have to unsub.

This is pasta.

>chris is a cuck now
damn shame. was bound to happen eventually but it still sucks. at least I found out now rather than later.

hah would you give your dad a big smooch on the butt stamper? haha I laff every time!!XDDD

Its actually genuinely funny too

Did they miss the episode where he calls DD a nigger?

A good chunk of the fan artists and op animators are pronoun fags on Twitter, I really don't get it

Coooooooooooorey
Plaaaaaaaaaaaaytime
youtu.be/MaEN-eyBMQ4

The funniest thing is when Lyle plays it off that he's trolling whenever someone disagrees with his opinion

Sounds a whole lot like Yea Forums. Just pretending to be retarded, etc.

It's really not confusing at all when you realize that the world isn't the same as the memes and strawmen you see on Yea Forums every single day

The world also isn't Twitter

Exactly. I'm glad you understand and that we agree completely.

sometimes I do get that feeling of "I hope this isn't getting too political" so I'd rather he not do the voice. why risk it?

Oh My Gooood!

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He's my favorite desu
Been watching him since like 2007 though so I could be biased.
Pregame Discharge is my favorite video game news show.

You say this in literally every Oney thread

Because it's how I feel. What's the problem? I won't be posting it anymore because he has let me down. I will not be buying his game or supporting him in any way from now on.

Don't worry I'll buy a second copy of the game to compensate

I hope it's a 3d platformer

Who do you buy games from? Literally every publisher that isnt from Japan is left leaning.

Or the one where he calls Hades a Bligger?

Or the vast majority of Sleepy Cabin RIP

Care to explain?

user...
Did you drink my water?

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I swear I must have listened to every sleepycabin podcast at least 4 times over or some shit. My brain has just memorized a bunch of random noises and it doesn't make me laugh anymore but it's still entertaining enough for me to keep it in the background while I play Mount & Blade or something.

They already said it's side scrolling

oh hey man I was just posting on Yea Forums

Whenever oney plays aren't making jokes they're just talking about how other people are assholes, sometimes it's good like mobility Mary, most of the time it's just them acting like they're above everyone.

I'd take Mick's backseat/dad gaming over Lyle's retarded mouth any day

If you have to have it explained to you, you're already too much of a brainlet to waste time on

Yeah, did you drink my water?

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>making jokes
*baby noises and shouting

who the fuck would want to play as a big fat greedy jew? I dunno but I love me some Wario Land

I figured you would find an exuse but I just wanted to make sure.

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LINKARA THE GREAT LINKARA

AHHHHHHHH!

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Don't talk about me you son of a bitch

Okay, sorry, you're right. You should exclusively see and understand the world entirely through memes on Yea Forums. The world is that simple, and you will definitely not turn into a retard this way.

WHO SAID THAT WHAT IS THAT
*inhale*

This shitty attitude guarantees you early teen fans who just love to believe everyone is soooooooooo dumb and bad other than them. It's what I expect from braindead 14 year olds, but as the newgrounds crew get older, it sounds more and more pathetic coming from them.

Is it really that hard to fathom the concept that trannies might not like people who say offensive things like nigger?

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Jesus, you really are a dimwit. I knew I was wasting my time.

in my experience with transexuals it's been the opposite. They've tended to not care.

More excuses. Let me know when you plan on forming an argument.

when do they act above everyone

I already said you were right. Literally everyone on twitter who has pronouns in their bio is offended by and hates oneyplays and would never watch it because it's far too triggering.

Will Bowlbo have an emotional ending?

Yes.
Don't open if you're not ready for tears.

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Zach was 100% right. Sucking your own dick is a gay act and I will physically fight anyone who claims otherwise.

Way to fall back on sarcasm but you know you're not talking to the same person right?

You say it's not confusing that trannies are okay with the word nigger because the world doesn't necessarily follow memes and strawmen (which is true) but you fail to elaborate on what memes and strawmen while acting like being offended by the word nigger isn't extremely common among not only trannies but people in general.

Care to elaborate?

or any episode of Jumping Flash with Matt

Of course he looks like an incel, he IS an internet celebrity.

Any episode with Lyle for sure

what the fuck are you talking about? not him but I am struggling to understand what youre asking for

I'm asking for him to explain his reasoning.

Chris was talking about how fun the movement in the game is supposed to be which is one of the few things I want in a game. He said it was going to be shown off this month hopefully. Other than that, no expectations, its their first game so it'll probably be fairly basic with some things they like in video games.

>sarcasm
What do you mean?
ARE there people on twitter with pronouns in their bios but who are also fans of oneyplays?

I dunno, you said there aren't because memes and strawmen. Which is it?

Yes, there are.

A tranny has been on Oneyplays

Do you buy any games? Nearly all games havevsomeone working on them that are “left leaning”. It’s a stupid criteria for reactionary retards.

How the fuck do you tell Mick and Lyle apart??

But... Yea Forums told me that (((they))) would be too offended! They'd be so triggered they would start screaming and demand the channel get banned

I remember he once did an art stream with jontron on call where he drew Hillary and trump caricatures. Jontron said something along the lines of “you actually made trump look good”, where Zach said something like “what are you talking about, he looks like a retarded frog person” or something.

It’s almost like anyone that speaks in hyperbole and generalizations is too stupid to understand nuance.

Those are memes and strawmen, they are meant to be funny. But some absolute fucking imbeciles think they represent reality and base how they feel about the world and actual issues entirely on Yea Forums jokes. They have such a small frame of reference that they think things can't be any way other than what other autists here have told them is the truth about how things are beyond these boards.

Wow... you're right. I feel pretty dumb for not getting it sooner and feeling the need to demand an explanation for such an easy to grasp concept.

So you're saying people like that don't exist at all?

Uhhh
Voice and attitude for one. Mick is much more laid back when hes not in a tizzy about something political or something that happened at a party

You must have honest-to-goodness severe autism to get that from that post

Isn't there like a whole bunch of people constantly bitching at CDPR right now because they're not politically correct enough or something?
Wasn't that also a thing when THQ or whoever went on (4+4)chan and some dude made up some shit about how CP of him was posted there?

what's the name of your mental condition? are you getting money from the government for it? because there is no way in hell you're supporting yourself when you're this much of a retard

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So how can you say these "memes" are not representative of reality when there really are people like that?

Hey user, I agree with what you say but you should really quit samefagging because it's not helping your case.

cringe
based

memes are all you need. the world is black and white. people say it's complicated but it isn't. there isn't a single tranny who shouldn't be pushed towards suicide for being a SJW cunt who wants to ban everything.

What did I just say about samefagging?

>who wants to play as a retarded child?
nobody will care if it's fun

Jesus christ user

Do you think maybe it's a little disingenuous to complain about strawmen while also using strawmen arguments?

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Shut the fuck up you falseflaggin retard.

1. he was probably referring to the drawing and not the man himself. havent seen the clip but based on your recollection it sounds that way
2. he does favor a frog

Why the FUCK can't I find this on youtube right now

they have the same voice and attitude, I'm convinved they are actually the same person

mick is a jojo fan so maybe lyle is his doppio

Are you saying that's a strawman and that it isn't representative of reality?

Mick isn't a douche basket

Why, yes, I am! Just as not all trannies are necessarily offended by the n-word, not all people you are arguing with think all trannies need to die. Which brings me to the question, why complain about strawmen and then argue based on strawmen?

Lyle literally never turns off his sarcasm filter. Mick does, and Mick hams it up more for the audience.

>I feel like I shouldnt have this information of knowing where a hot girl lives

(((they))) implies some imaginary organized shadow coalition, not the chaos of real life.

Sounds like we agree, user. Which means we can agree that anyone replying to ask "so NO trannies in the UNIVERSE EVER get MAD about ANYTHING???" is just a massive, massive retard.

I'm glad we had this talk.

Oh, I’m not implying he meant anything crazy. I’m just saying he doesn’t treat trump like a perfect saint. My guess is Zach is the kind of person that recognizes that the government uses social politics to manipulate idiots into voting for corporatist candidates, and sees that what really matters is a candidates economic policy.

Just like any other group of living people.

Yes user, like I say I'm glad we agree.

>mick isn't a douch basket
>farts in people's faces
>that whole run in with charlie adler

I'm sure Chris gives zero shits about politics related to his youtube channel and just says shit he finds funny. He'd probably call you a dumbass for making such a shitty post

Chris deleted it.
It's up on Dailymotion and there's someone on YouTube who put it up with Spanish subs for some reason.

I just can't believe that unfunny fuck is going to charge 50 bucks for this.

>Every time Zach does his Trump voice I tense up because I think he's going to mock Trump or his supporters. Thankfully he never does, it's just an impression, not mocking.

Jesus you post-2014 politics obsessed fags really are gift that keeps on giving.

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That one time Chris says he would never say the n-word and Julian immediately starts laughing.

anytime oney talks about ireland

He'll never get another view or dollar from me so what do I care

youtu.be/CjpTx6oWMm4

This.
In a lot of ways I miss old Yea Forums, but these new guys do make me feel a lot better about myself.

That's what sjws are like tho

I know it might be an unpopular opinion here but I wish Ding Dong and Julian didn't have to leave. It was always interesting when they would talk about the game and when DD has some facts here would say. I wish they could have played more games